Jiraiya is lovelorn.
However, Uchiha Tatsumi felt that it was inaccurate to say this. After all, how could a person who had never been in love say he was lovelorn
At best, it can only be regarded as a failure to convert the spare tire into a regular one, and was ruthlessly strangled in the cesspit.
But Jiraiya insisted that he and Tsunade fell in love for an hour before breaking up amicably. However, insider Shengshu revealed that this data is extremely watery and has been exaggerated by at least sixty times.
"Men become stronger only after being dumped. Men who don't have the courage to say this as a joke are incompetent."
Jiraiya stood up and looked at the dusk that was about to fall, and said the most profound words he had understood in his life.
"Besides, happiness is not something that men should pursue."
His eyes were as deep as the sea, making Orochimaru standing aside stunned.
But the next second.
"Ahaha, I decided to write this story in my novel."
Jiraiya, who had looked enlightened just now, suddenly started to act rude again.
"Brother Jiraiya, are you really okay?" Naoki felt a little guilty. After all, he was the one who helped Jiraiya confess his love, but he didn't expect that he failed again.
"It's not your fault, it's all your sister's fault." Jiraiya patted Naoki's head.
"I knew Tsunade was shameless, but I didn't expect her to be so shameless! She obviously agreed to fall in love with me, but she dumped me after only an hour of dating."
Jiraiya hated him so much. He was so excited that he didn't even have time to hold her hand, so he ended the first love in his life in a hurry.
"...I'm so stupid, really, I can do a lot of things!"
Uchiha Tatsumi wanted to complain about Jiraiya, but he kept his mouth shut under his fierce eyes.
"What's wrong, you little brat, you seem to have something to say?!"
Jiraiya gave Uchiha Tatsu a death glare, as if he was about to stuff a detonating charm into his crotch.
Uchiha Tatsumi, who wanted to seek help from the sidelines, looked at Orochimaru, but Uncle Snake was holding back the smile on his face at this time, and seemed to be still immersed in the good news that Jiraiya had been dumped.
Helpless, he could only bite the bullet and explain bitterly: "...No, I just thought of a good way to help you win back Teacher Tsunade."
"What... If there is such a good thing, why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Jiraiya grabbed Uchiha Tatsu's little hand excitedly, as if he wasn't the one who just said "men must be strong".
"Just...walk up to Tsunade-sensei with a cup, and then slam it to the ground to see if you can calm her down.
If you calm down and get it over with, your relationship will be almost restored. "
"What if not?"
"Just kneel down on the glass shards and it's done."
—Are you trying to trick me again
Jiraiya looked at Uchiha Tatsu with suspicious eyes. He suddenly thought of bad memories. A few years ago, he was the little brat who had three ribs broken by Tsunade.
"Anyway, you are right to listen to me." Uchiha Tatsu glanced at Nezuki and Minato.
"You see there are a bunch of singles around you, what do they know? Let alone hands, they will blush even when talking to girls."
"It seems to make sense." Jiraiya rubbed his chin and said, "Okay, I'll give it a try tomorrow!"
After getting the method, Jiraiya left the others behind and walked excitedly towards his tent.
Have a good sleep tonight.
... ...
At five o'clock the next morning, Uchiha Tatsu, who had just woken up, stepped out of the carriage and patted Minato on the shoulder.
"Minato, go to bed. I'll call you when the troops leave."
Although there are thousands of ninjas here, they are in the wild after all, so they still need to be vigilant. Fortunately, there are five of Uchiha Tatsu and the others, and each of them can stay for a while, so they can still get a good night's sleep.
"By the way, what are you doing?" Uchiha Tatsu asked suspiciously, looking at Minato who was packing his ninja bag.
"If you have nothing to do, I'm going to prepare bandages for Jiraiya-sensei. I always feel that he can use them today."
Minato opened his mouth like a crow's mouth.
Uchiha Tatsumi smiled and shook his head: "Minato, can you have some common sense? What's the use of bandages? You need to use glue to stick the portrait firmly!"
"..."
"Hahahaha, okay, go to bed now. We will almost cross the border of the Fire Country today, and we will definitely be busy then!"
"There should be support from Konoha by then. There won't be any problems, right?"
"I don't know much about this. Teacher Orochimaru didn't tell me about this, but just prepare for the battle."
"Yeah, I understand." Minato nodded and walked towards the carriage.
... ... ..
After looking around and finding nothing unusual, Uchiha Tatsu walked towards the car where Mikoto and Himeji were.
After opening the curtain, I found that the two little girls were still asleep, but the coats covering them had been kicked off.
"I'm not good at sleeping." After muttering, he picked up the clothes and covered them both. At this moment, Himeji, who was more vigilant, suddenly opened his eyes.
"Don't get me wrong." Uchiha Tatsu raised his hand awkwardly, indicating that he had done nothing.
Himeji didn't speak, just closed his eyes and fell asleep again. After waiting for a while and hearing no movement around him, he opened his eyes again.
The boy's retreating figure can still be seen through the gap in the curtain.
After looking at Mikoto and touching her hot face, Himeji lay down again.
As for whether I can still fall asleep...who knows.
... ... ... ...
At seven o'clock, the entire army started to set off again, and they would be able to return to the Land of Fire today. Every ninja knew this.
"There may be a small-scale battle going to break out next. If you pay more attention then, I may not be able to take care of you. Minato and Nezuki, the safety of the team will be left to you."
"We have almost reached the border of the Kingdom of Fire. Is there still a chance of fighting?" Shengshu asked doubtfully.
"Yes, there is still one biggest problem that has not been solved yet."
Regarding the issue of the Third Kazekage, Uchiha Tatsu was only hinted by Orochimaru, and he was not sure, so he could only give his team members a vaccination in advance.
When this ninja army returned from the battlefield of the Kingdom of Sichuan, successfully crossed the border and returned to the Kingdom of Fire, the entire army burst into cheers.
But Orochimaru, who was walking at the front of the team, didn't look happy at all. At this time, he already knew the news from the scouting ninja ahead.
—Konoha’s response team has arrived!
According to the previous routine, the army needs to be supported when it returns to the village victoriously. The purpose is not to protect the army. After all, there are thousands of ninjas here and they don't need anyone to protect them.
These people just represent the Hokage's identity and come to personally greet the army to show their respect for the hero.
But what is a bit glaring is that there are a lot of ninjas coming this time, and they are also a bit mixed. Except for some ANBU ninjas, more of them are actually ninjas headed by the Uchiha clan. Of course, not all of them are, and the rest are also a little unwilling. A lonely little ninja.
"It came so quickly." Orochimaru smiled inexplicably.
These people were naturally here to "protect" the Third Kazekage to ensure that he was escorted back to the village smoothly. After all, as the biggest fruit of this war, just escorting him back would be a great achievement.
"There are so many flies."
Unlike Orochimaru, Jiraiya did not speak, but gave these ninjas a somewhat complicated look.
... ... ..(To be continued)