Where exactly is Tsunade? This is not only a practical question, but also a philosophical question.
As Uchiha Tatsu said, she must be in the bathhouse. This is the same as where there is a women's bathhouse, there is Jiraiya.
However, there are a lot of people in Konoha, and there are many small workshops. Uchiha Tatsumi, who has never been there, is not sure about Tsunade's location.
However, as long as these three keywords are combined: beautiful, choppy, and fat, Tsunade can be found no matter how deep she hides.
Well, Uchiha Tatsumi still underestimated Tsunade's ability.
Whenever there was news of a fat sheep somewhere, he would rush there at the speed of light, but when he arrived, the big fat sheep had already lost all his money and left.
What kind of boundless power is this
The fastest record, Tsunade lost all the reward for an S-level mission in just five seconds!
This prodigal bitch.
Five seconds of being a real man is no longer enough to describe this tough performance.
In addition to silently praising Jiraiya for his future experiences, Uchiha Tatsumi also spent a few days confirming Tsunade's routine.
So after a few days, he was ready and walked towards the Thousand Hands Clan at the right time.
The Senju Clan's clan is located in the center of the village, and there is a very busy snack street in front of the door.
The Uchiha clan and the Senju clan are actually very close to each other. The reason is that apart from the small central location, the most important thing is that it is for the convenience of Madara and Hashirama...
Well... discuss important matters in the village!
However, Uchiha Tatsu has been guarding Mikoto in the hospital recently, so he walked out of Konoha Hospital and took time to buy some breakfast.
Let's put it this way, even though it's almost noon.
About half an hour later, he arrived at the empty Thousand Hands Clan land, then crossed the wall and walked towards a relatively luxurious small building.
Although there are only a few members of the Senju clan left, they usually live in different places.
Naoki lived close to the gate; while Kushina lived very close to Mito's small yard, which was already deep in the clan territory.
As for Tsunade, she originally lived very close to Kushina, but since Mito's death, she moved away from there to avoid touching the scene.
Therefore, Kushina and Naoki did not accompany Uchiha Tatsun to find Tsunade, he could handle this kind of thing alone.
After knocking on the door of the small building, no one responded for a long time.
"Are you pretending you're not at home?"
Uchiha Tatsu was very sure that Tsunade was inside, so he used the word pretend.
So he knocked on the door persistently, as if he would not leave unless he was answered inside.
"If you want takeout, leave it at the door."
After a while, Tsunade's half-dead voice came out.
Who is here to deliver food to you? I am not Meituan!
But looking at the food in his hand, Uchiha Tatsu was speechless. If he had known that Tsunade had ordered takeout, what kind of food would he have brought
"It's me, Tsunade-sensei." He paused and said again.
There was silence inside the door for a long time, and it wasn't until Uchiha Tatsu ran out of patience that Tsunade's voice came out again.
"It's you. Why are you so free today? Don't you have to take your team on a mission?"
"I wanted to take some time off after the war, so I haven't been on any missions recently."
"Oh, what a coincidence, I thought so too."
Of course Uchiha Tatsumi knew what she thought, otherwise he would not leave his work in the hospital and the task of training rope trees to wander around alone every day, but...
"Can you open the door first?"
"Well, wait a minute, I'm getting dressed. I heard that sleeping naked is popular in Konoha recently. I tried it yesterday."
"..."
Kushina, Kushina, why is your mouth so big
After a few seconds, Tsunade, wearing pajamas, finally opened the door.
"...Well, why did you come to see me today?" Tsunade asked knowingly.
She naturally knew that Uchiha Tatsu wanted her to heal Mikoto, but this kind of injury was not a trivial matter to her, it was only moderately important.
Since there is no life-threatening danger, and it is rare to be able to tease a student like him and teach him a lesson about the responsibility of a captain, why not do it
"I'm just here to have fun." Uchiha Tatsumi put on a smile.
He knew very well Tsunade's character of being soft-spoken but not tough, so he didn't fall for it at all.
"Playing?" Tsunade felt very funny: "Me and you? What's so fun."
"You're too young, kid. If you want to play with the teacher, let's wait until a few years later."
"If Tsunade-sensei insists on taking the topic in an ambiguous direction, I have no objection. The one who will be blamed by public opinion will be you. After all, I am still underage..."
In a matter of seconds, the wooden door of the small building was exploded in an instant, and countless fragments flew past Uchiha Chen.
Tsunade clenched her fists, but her face was calm: "What did you just say, can you repeat it again?"
"It's just the literal meaning, don't get excited." Uchiha Tatsumi pushed up the non-existent glasses on the beam.
"I really came here to play with the teacher."
"On a gambling level."
After a pause, he added the last sentence.
"Gambling, you also gamble?" Tsunade looked disgusted.
"Hehe." Uchiha Tatsumi smiled slyly.
“Have you ever heard of Fried Golden Flower?”
... ... (To be continued)