Tsunade-hime loved gambling all her life, and she never gave up such an interest no matter when, so she was later dubbed the fat sheep.
After our bold guesses and careful evidence collection, we finally came to the conclusion that gambling was actually a way for this great female ninja to commemorate the first Hokage.
Or, it could be said that it was a way to divert attention after she had gone through many vicissitudes of life. It was even said that this was actually her attempt to warn those who tried to embark on the road of gambling...
-The above is excerpted from "The Legendary Sannin - The Unknown Side", also known as "The Record of Purge of Pornography, Gambling and Poison".
Compared to the serious nonsense above, Uchiha Tatsu is much more real. He has seen through the essence of Tsunade, who is a bad gambler.
So the moment he proposed the gamble, Tsunade was keenly interested, and after thinking for a while, she let him in.
As for the broken door
That old man, the Third Hokage, should soon send ANBU to fix it.
"Boy, what do you want to play? By the way, my gambling luck has been so good since midnight last night."
After entering the main hall, Tsunade came to the only low table. With a wave of her hand, she swept away the mountain of empty beer cans and a large number of lunch boxes that were about to smell bad to the ground.
Seeing this scene, Uchiha Tatsu's mouth turned to the back of his head. The goddess was disillusioned, was it possible
But there was no other way. Who asked him to ask for help? Even if he had mysophobia, he had to endure it.
"I'm not very good at stud or dice, but since we're just playing, let's try something new."
After he finished speaking, he took out a newly purchased deck of playing cards that had not yet been opened from his pocket.
"After all that, why don't we still play poker?" Tsunade sneered at this.
"Sister, I played all night yesterday and I never lost."
"Really?" Uchiha Chen was a little panicked. A few days ago, he was a big fat sheep who always lost every bet and was loved by everyone. Suddenly, things turned around for him
If Tsunade is lucky, I don't know how many people will suffer and how many will be unlucky!
Therefore, it is obviously not a good idea to come to Tsunade at this time.
"No, after my observation, you should have come back in the middle of the night last night. Where did you spend the night?"
"There are so many weird things out there, so you can't play alone when you come back?"
"Then I need to ask for advice..."
"My shadow clone." Tsunade said matter-of-factly.
"Usually I call her p. Of course there is p. Do you want to meet her?"
"...Forget it, you'd better keep that thing to yourself."
"..."
As Uchiha Tatsumi began to introduce the rules, Tsunade was disappointed: "It's better to compare points. What tricks can be played?!"
"Don't say that. The rules are different. It's not just about comparing points."
"Kid's stuff."
"If you keep talking, I'll go back. How about you continue playing with yourself?"
"Don't." Tsunade crossed the table and took Uchiha Tatsu's arm: "I just won't say anything."
"Fried Golden Flower is a deck of playing cards excluding the king and king. There are a total of 5 cards in 4 suits, divided into six types in total."
Uchiha Tatsu unfolded all the cards in his hand: "They are divided into leopards, flushes, golden flowers, tractors, pairs and singles.
The comparison of card types is naturally in this order. "
"Yeah." Tsunade's eyes seemed to be shining as she listened to Uchiha Tatsu's explanation.
Of course, the target is not Uchiha Tatsumi, but the cards on the table.
Uchiha Chen had already foreseen this result. After all, this was a chess and card game that was very popular in TC in his previous life. Not only was it easy to learn, but it was also easy to arouse gambling addiction.
Of course, the most important thing is that it is easy to cheat people, and Uchiha Tatsu is a master in this area.
As for whether Tsunade will find out
I dare not talk about other gambling methods, but at least Uchiha Tatsumi still has confidence in the golden flower. What's more, after adding so many points to the seals and practicing his hand speed for so long, he still can't deceive someone who just fell into the trap. A novice
If you really want to get serious, I have to make you lose all your ****.
"Tsunade-sensei should be aware of the rules, so I won't say more." Uchiha Tatsu showed a harmless smile.
"So I'll deal the cards?"
"Yes." Tsunade-hime, who was inexplicably confident in her luck, nodded after thinking for a while, but at the end she added:
"You know the rules of ninja gambling, kid, right?"
"Of course, you are not allowed to use chakra, you are not allowed to use movements that exceed the visual limits of ordinary people, and you are not allowed to use blood inheritance limits and secret techniques, right?"
"It will be easier to handle if you know it clearly."
Tsunade was full of confidence.
But there was no suspense in the first game and she lost.
Tsunade:"…... "
"Ken... I must have made a mistake somewhere. It's only the first game. Keep going!"
Here comes the angry gambler mode.
However, the next seven rounds are no different from the first round, oh, there are still some differences. Tsunade's cards are getting smaller and smaller, and in the end it is the worst card like 5.
Good conscience, Uchiha Tatsuya has never been a cheater once. It seems that Tsunade's so-called luck is all because of her prank.
"What an interesting expression... Ahem, it's such an interesting time. Tsunade-sensei, you have been playing for so long. It's getting late. I'll come back to play with you in two days."
After saying this, Uchiha Tatsu did not clear up the playing cards scattered on the table, but quickly stood up and walked towards the entrance door.
One step, two steps, Uchiha Tatsumi was calculating in his mind while waiting for Tsunade to call him.
Sure enough, when he was about to walk out of the living room, there was movement from Tsunade, but it was not the expected words.
Orochimaru had commented a long time ago that Tsunade had the characteristics of a tomboy. This was very accurate, so he pressed hard on Uchiha Tatsu's shoulders.
"Crack!"
The wooden floors, which were in disrepair, soon began to feel overwhelmed.
"You've just played a few games and now you want to go back? How can it be that easy? Are you rushing to the red light district to find Jiraiya?"
"No way, I just rushed back to take care of Mikoto. Kushina and Nonou are accompanying her now."
"Mikoto's injury is covered by me! Even if her injury needs to be treated, the hospital will need to prepare medicine. It cannot be prepared in a day or two, so there is no rush.
As a price, you have to play with me for another half... no, an hour! "
Tsunade flexed her fingers and found that half an hour was not enough for her, so she quickly changed her mind.
Uchiha Chen nodded calmly, and then reluctantly said: "Since Teacher Tsunade has asked so, how can I refuse as a disciple?"
In fact, it wasn't just Mikoto who needed to be treated, there was also Himeji's father lying at home.
With the reputation of the Hyuga clan leader, he could naturally persuade the Third Hokage to let him come to Tsunade, but since he agreed to Himeji, Uchiha Tatsumi had to say it himself to reassure her.
So in the next time, Uchiha Tatsu sat at the low table in the living room and really played with Tsunade for more than an hour.
In order to prevent Tsunade from becoming resistant to this game because she lost so miserably, Uchiha Tatsu still let go a few times.
Tsunade, who finally won a few games, patted Uchiha Tatsumi on the shoulder with satisfaction and personally sent him to the entrance gate after finishing.
"Come and play next time, I'm waiting for you."
Tsunade didn't mention the so-called treatment at all. They said that people become better with age. It seems that the aunt in her twenties is really not a boaster, at least she is thick-skinned and ruthless.
Uchiha Tatsumi smiled and didn't say anything. Since Tsunade said she would prepare, she would definitely prepare. As for Hinata Sky's eyes, let's talk about it next time.
Anyway, there is no need to worry about Tsunade not being able to catch it.
... ... (To be continued)