"..." The village entrepreneur Fatty Huang said with jealousy: "Hello Monday, I'm your brother, my name is Sunday."
Fatty Huang wanted to ask Boss Chu to complain, but when he turned his head, he saw Chu He was hurriedly walking out, and immediately became anxious: "Where are you going? These turtle grandsons are coming to cut the beard! You hurry up and come back to support the scene. !"
When Chu He turned his head, he saw that his jaw was tense, and his whole face was a little wrong: "I'll take a step first, and you can call me later when you have something to do."
Mayor Huang held on to him: "What's going on?"
Chu He wanted to break free, but the 300-pound fat man couldn't break free easily, and if he pulled it further, even the few people in the province would have to pay attention. In desperation, Chu He had no choice but to hold on to Mayor Huang and whispered, "I and that Zhou are old acquaintances..."
"What? You two have a grudge?"
"I once put a spell on him, that is, within a stick of incense when we meet again, as long as I don't call him, he won't notice me, this stick of incense time is reserved for me to run away. I first Go home, and tomorrow you will send these people from the province away and come back to me."
The second monk Huang Changzhang was puzzled, only to see that Chu He had hurriedly escaped and strode out.
"I heard that someone just jumped off the building here, oh my, let's find out - what, the police have already come?" Monday's enthusiastic voice came from afar: "Oh, next time you have trouble, find me directly! This is me! I like it the most. Trouble!"
Aida: "… "
"You don't know, I've been bored in the office all day, but my mother is suffocating me. I can't wait to stay outside for a few more days when I finally go out to work! Oh, by the way, little beauty, you said that I met as soon as I came out. You, do we have a relationship?"
Yan Lanyu: "...Mr. Zhou is joking."
"No joke, no joke," said Zhou Yi with a smile: "You don't know that I'm a straight-talking guy. I said that if you have a fate, you must have a fate. If you have a good fate, let's talk about it—hey Mayor Huang! What are you doing! Didn't you say you want to select the site for the project? Has the site been selected yet?"
Mayor Huang's mouth twitched, "...No."
Zhou Yi glanced at the gate of the construction site following Mayor Huang's eyes, "Then why are you still standing there, come and choose."
— In the direction of his gaze, Chu He was striding towards the red flag car parked not far away.
Monday turned his head indifferently as if he didn't notice him.
However, at this time, the police car that was about to leave suddenly stopped in the distance, and the detachment leader hurried down with the phone: "Mr. Chu—"
In the eyes of outsiders, this must be a very funny scene: Monday, Aida, and Yan Lanyu confronted each other in a three-legged situation. Not far away, Chu He hurried away without looking back, while Mayor Huang blocked Monday and Chu He. At the midpoint of the straight line, he was trying his best to use his huge body to block the eyes of Zhou who might find Chu He; on the other side, the city police detachment leader was running out of breath and calling for President Chu, as if the back of his butt was on fire; His movement was so loud that everyone except the above, including Director Li of the Provincial Foreign Guest Reception Office, all turned their heads in unison to look in the direction of Chu He.
"Mr. Chu!" The detachment leader finally grabbed Chu He, completely ignoring the latter's suddenly pale face: "I have an urgent matter to find you, President Chu. The branch received a call from the police just now, your home..."
Chu He kept walking into the car while interrupting him, "I'm going home now."
"Your house is on fire!" the detachment leader said earnestly: "The city fire department has already dispatched to your house, and there seems to be no casualties yet, so you don't have to worry!"
Chu He finally couldn't help but sternly said, "I said I was going back!"
- At this moment, there seems to be an invisible timer in the void, and the second hand resets to zero with a click.
Looking back on Monday, it was as if he had just noticed the movement over there.
"What's the matter? Who is there?"
Chu He pushed Captain Shi with one hand and reached out to the Hongqi car door with the other; however, Zhou Zhou, who was behind him, frowned, and seemed to sense something unusual in this familiar back.
"—Who's there?"
Chu He's hand was already on the car door.
"Stop for me!"
Chu He's movements stopped in mid-air, he had already put a hand on his shoulder, and when he looked back, he saw Monday appearing behind him.
Zhou Zhou's face is even more handsome and thrilling from a close distance, with deep and bright eyes under his high brows similar to those of Westerners, it is really called a sinister and affectionate eye. After staring at him for a few seconds, without saying a word, it is estimated that he has already fallen in love and promised each other at this moment.
But Chu He is very calm, not only calm but also innocent: "Excuse me..."
Zhou Zhou stared at his face without blinking, as if he had to look through not only his face, but also the brain in his bones.
He was so focused that Mayor Huang was a little scared. Just when he suspected that the little white face from the province had some strange hobby, Zhou Yi smiled and let go of Chu He, saying, "I'm sorry, I'll look at you from the back. I am very similar to an old friend of mine, and I was excited to admit that I was wrong, I'm sorry."
Mayor Huang was relieved, and he couldn't hold back and said more: "What old friend?"
Monday was especially affectionate: "My ex-wife."
Mayor Huang: "… "
Chu He: "..."
The corner of Mayor Huang's mouth twitched suspiciously: "Xiao Zhou, don't blame me for speaking inappropriately, although this President Chu is a little thinner, he is still a big man, your ex-wife looks like him, isn't it too... "
"You don't understand, old Huang!" Monday said seriously: "My ex-wife, that is the cinnabar mole that never fades in my heart, the white lotus that never fades! It doesn't matter who he looks like now, even if he looks like you and me. I love them all!"
Mayor Huang stopped talking. Judging from the expression on that fat face, he was so messed up that he couldn't say a word.
Chu He couldn't listen anymore, and took two steps back and turned to the car: "You guys talk first, my house is on fire, go home first."
Monday immediately grabbed the car door: "Where is your home?"
"… Mr. Zhou, please let go."
"Hey - don't let it go, where is your home? It's fate to meet each other. How can we not go and see the excitement when your home is on fire?"
In an instant, everyone's expressions were as messy as Mayor Huang, and even the corners of Chu He's eyes jumped and jumped. He couldn't help pointing at Yan Lanyu: "Isn't Mr. Zhou's fate there?"
"Oh, Mr. Chu, you don't understand! Fate has a different level! You can look like my ex-wife-although it's like three or four percent, but the fate between us is deep. .Although I don't say it's higher than the mountains and deeper than the sea, but at least it's... Hey! Don't go!"
The red flag car roared away, and the exhaust sprayed Monday's face.
"..." Zhou wiped his face and said helplessly: "I just want to ask him if his car breaks down..."
The red flag in front made a loud "Bang!" before the voice fell, followed by a burst of white smoke from the front cover of the car, and it stopped.
"...Would you like to come and ride our car." Monday innocently said.
Mayor Huang had no choice but to get on the black Mulsanne with Chu He. As for Aida and his group of Japanese people, they left on the pretext that it was late. Before leaving, they agreed to come back to the development center tomorrow to discuss the project drawings.
Mayor Huang was puzzled: "How can my car break down?!"
The whole car did not speak, and together with several subordinates of their provincial reception office for foreign guests, they all acted as gourds with saw mouths. Only Monday suddenly turned his head and asked enthusiastically, "Does President Chu have any preference for Hongqi cars?"
Chu He: "..."
"Then President Chu will ride in my car, can you still get used to it?"
Chu He tilted his head and held his jaw with one hand, not wanting to talk to him at all.
His subordinates should have become accustomed to the habit of convulsing at every turn on Monday, and they all look like underground workers. On the other hand, Fatty Huang had a cheap mouth and couldn't help but sarcastically said, "The red flag is also given by the city. It is not as rich as your province. Even foreign guests' offices are equipped with luxury cars of nearly 10 million class. What about our small cities in the seventh and eighth tiers? Can you compare?"
With a big smile on his face, Zhou Zhou said, "Hey - you're out of the question. No matter how much money we save, we can't waste it like this. To be honest, I bought this car myself. I drove it. It's an old car that's been several years old..."
"Xiao Zhou's family is also in business?" Mayor Huang, as a fat man who was satisfied with two chickens a day, felt his heart aches at this moment.
"What kind of business are you doing? It's just saving money to earn a living. The family may not have that little Japan." Zhou Zhou turned to Chu He with a smile on his face, as if he didn't mind Chu He treating him as air: "We men have a hard life, and we have to do it again. Working hard and saving money to support my wife and children, my wife became an ex-wife if I didn't pay attention - I didn't say, why don't we tie that little Japan to blackmail? I think their surname Aida has a solid foundation. Very, maybe I can swindle out a thousand and eighty billion as alimony for my ex-wife..."
The corner of Mayor Huang's mouth twitched for a while, and he turned to Li Hu with a black line: "Director Li..."
"Shh," Li Hu seemed to move his ass inadvertently, sitting a little further away from Monday, and then whispered, "I know what you want to ask, don't ask. Yes, just treat him as abnormal..."
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The talking car has already driven to the door of Zhang's villa. This place is also quite a distance from the city. The nearby villas occupy a vast area and are sparsely located, so no neighbors came out to watch the fun. Only two fire trucks parked in front of the bricks and tiles with black smoke. It's bubbling water.
The facade of the villa is still intact, but the part of the bedroom in the southeast corner has been burned down, and it seems that it will not be rebuilt in three or five months.
A few little maids huddled on the steps and shivered. Zhang Shun and Huang Pian were trying their best to comfort them. When they heard the car horn, they turned around and said, "Hey! Brother!"
Chu He strode forward, raised his slap and was about to slap it down.
Zhang Shun immediately turned his head to avoid: "Brother! Do you want to hit me?!"
"Mr. Chu! Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding!" Huang Pian hurriedly rushed up to fight, "This really doesn't concern Zhang Shun! Oh, it's all about Master Fang—hey? Uncle?"
Mayor Huang rushed over, really wanting to kick his ineffective nephew into the sky with a kick: "Why the hell are you here again?!"
"Uncle, listen to my explanation..."
Mayor Huang immediately covered his nephew's mouth to the side: "Don't you know that you are a genius after the founding of the People's Republic of China?! It's okay, don't you want to die?"
Huang Pian said with a sad face, "I really don't blame me, it's all the surnamed Fang who is rushing to court death..."
It turned out that when Huang Pian heard that the Zhang family was haunted, he immediately became mentally energized. The little weasel knew from birth that he was a demon, and he didn't have the same fear of ghosts as a normal human being. Compared to helping Zhang Shun, he was more interested in watching the fun, so he immediately took the place that was very popular in the city right now. The master invited Zhang's house.
That Master Fang is quite famous in Hong Kong and Guangdong, and it is said that he came to H City to travel around and smelt magic tools. Needless to say about these things of Shinto and Taoism, but he is really good at fortune-telling and exorcism. Several local rich people have invited him to see Feng Shui one after another. Considering that the wealthy family in H City has never invited Master Fang, it is also the Zhang family. this one.
Although Master Fang is known as a master of the world, he also wants to eat in the world, and he has long been thinking about connecting with the Zhang family. When it came to the door, Master Fang still couldn't get into Zhang's door.
When Zhang Shun told the story of Er Lengzi meeting a ghost, Master Fang felt that it was easy to handle. Zhang's family used to be mining, and it is said that the mine collapsed and many people died. This is obviously a ghost who died unjustly came to collect debts, and the matter is over.
So the master entered the Zhang family's mansion in a big way, and walked down the circle, soaking his back with cold sweat.
- The Feng Shui of the Zhang family is a corpse raising array!
Generally, people who do business will set up a formation for Feng Shui to gather wealth and family luck. This is also the meaning of the title. But when this villa of Zhang family was built, the front window faced the rear window, and a sword penetrated the middle hall. A narrow slit was specially opened in the ceiling, which not only made a sky cut, but also turned into a light evil facing the north. It was so fierce. Come. What's especially scary is that Second Young Master Zhang's brother's bedroom is still on the front line. Most people live here for two or three years.
Master Fang wiped his cold sweat and asked, "Second Young Master, is your elder brother not feeling well?"
Zhang Shun was overjoyed: "Master is worthy of being a master, he even knows this! I'll say that he has a kidney deficiency all day long, and recently there are signs of excessive indulgence..."
This will be changed to Monday. This formation is not called a corpse raising formation. He can simply put a reclining chair and sunbathe in the sun. If it was Yan Lanyu, he might think about whether the owner of this family had deliberately set up this battle, and if there was any deep meaning in it, and then he walked away silently, as if he didn't know.
But this Master Fang, firstly did not expect Zhang Ershao's brother to be so ruthless as to sacrifice himself to the devil and sacrifice his own blood to the devil; secondly, he was fascinated by the bright check in Zhang Ershao's hand, so he wanted to show it. Do your own thing.
- Then it's bad.
"Da, the master just took out the copper coins, paper figurines, and rooster blood, and the paper figurines started to burn... Zhang Shun and I hurriedly poured water, but no matter how much water was poured, it burned more and more vigorously, and finally the whole bedroom was destroyed. burnt to ashes…”
Chu He asked, "You burned it in my bedroom?"
Huang Pian nodded timidly.
Chu He took a deep breath, feeling that he was reluctant to resist the urge to beat the little weasel, turned around and walked to his bedroom, which had become a blackened brick and tile, and sat alone on the ruins.
Zhang Shun hesitated again and again, and walked over tremblingly: "Brother...Brother."
His brother ignored him.
"Brother, hit me up, I didn't mean to..."
Chu He turned his head.
Zhang Shun felt even more uncomfortable. Although he did hate such a cheap brother when he was young and ignorant, and his father felt unacceptable when he left an inheritance, but for so many years, it is false to say that he has no feelings for his brother.
What's more, his brother was very kind to him. He asked for money for money and a car for a car. Although his attitude was a little cold, in fact, he responded to every request and never made him more dissatisfied. The year his father died, he fell ill. It was his brother who took care of him, and he didn't even leave the house for half a month. When he was young, he fell out of love and was drunk. I spit up all the filth all over my body. He gave away millions of Ferraris if he wanted to. His brother didn't drive such an expensive car himself;
"Brother, I really don't dare next time!" Zhang Shun raised his hand and slapped himself hard, but when he was about to slap him a second time, his brother slammed him: "Stop!"
Zhang Shun looked at his brother pitifully, with an expression like an abandoned husky.
Chu He had a strange expression, feeling a little helpless and a little confused, and kicked his brother away after a while: "Let's go, get out of here!"
Zhang Shun clutched his buttocks and started running. He ran straight for more than ten meters. When he looked back, he was relieved to see that his brother hadn't chased after him.
Zhang Ershao touched his face, and after confirming that he was neither swollen nor disfigured, he walked slowly around the ruins to the gate of the villa.
Mayor Huang and Huang Pian's uncles and nephews stood in the open space, looking at the steps with strange expressions.
Sitting on the steps was a handsome young man with a handsome face, surrounded by a few young maids with flowers and tender willows. He was showing them his palmistry: "Your love line is very messy, it means that the love road is ups and downs, maybe there will be life and death. But don't worry. It will take a few years to leave. You are destined to have an expensive son-in-law. In the future, you will not worry about eating and drinking for three years and hugging them for three years... What? Have a boy or a girl? Oh, I told you that it is better to have a daughter these days, give birth to a daughter as a caring little padded jacket, and give birth to a son You are in debt, and you will see the end of your life when you have two sons..."
Zhang Shun's mouth twitched, "...Who is this person?"
The handsome guy looked up and found Zhang Shun accurately in the crowd. In an instant, just like the People's Red Army met the party organization, he rushed in three steps and two steps excitedly: "Darling! Dear, you will be blood-stained when the hall is black, come to me. Buy a peace talisman here! I'll give you a 5% discount for the sake of our fate!"
"You're so sick, aren't you?" Zhang Shun turned around and left, and then he didn't know what was going on, but he stumbled on his left foot on the flat ground and slammed his face down to the ground.
Everyone around: "… "
This fall is really hard, and it is not so hard to fall down when climbing stairs. Zhang Shun struggled to raise his head from the ground for a long time with his head bleeding, only to see two nosebleeds mixed with snot flowing down.
"Da Xian," Zhang Shun asked with tears streaming down his face, "May I ask Da Xian Zun's name and name, how much does the peace talisman sell for?"
The handsome guy took out a crumpled tissue from his trousers pocket and stuffed it into him, and said sympathetically, "I'm your brother's friend, and my name is Monday. It's fate that we meet each other, and the original price of the 12,000-year-old peace charm is 8,008. Take it."
"... Friend, you still charge eight thousand eight?!"
Zhou Yi squatted down to support Zhang Shun's bloody and tearful face, and said seriously: "More than a friend? President Chu's younger brother, that's my younger brother! No, it's even more kissable than my younger brother! Come to my brother to settle the bill, you are swiping your card. Or write a check? There is a two-point fee for swiping the card."
Zhang Shun got up and turned around and left.
Just at this moment, a man in the foreign guest's office reversed his car, and saw that Monday stood up quite disappointed, and sighed: "I'm really bad now... At that time, the nine heavens and ten worlds were full of gods and Buddhas, crying and begging me to sell two Zhang Ping'an, they won't do it if the money is short... Now no one wants eight thousand eight..."
His subordinates rushed out of the car immediately, and plopped down on his knees and hugged his thighs: "Boss Zhou! Let's sell Zhang Ping'an Talisman! Can you transfer 88,000 Alipay?"
"What are you thinking, you and I have no fate, and I won't accept 880,000 yuan." Zhou Yi patted his head kindly, turned around and walked away.
Chu He was sitting on the charred rubble, and when he saw his younger brother fall with a big head down, the corners of his eyes jumped—but only a little, and then he turned his head and pretended not to see it.
"Don't worry, Boss Zhou is just joking with him." Li Hu walked over gracefully, with a heart-warming smile on his red lips, took the initiative to reach out and shook hands with Chu He: "Hello, Mr. Chu, Boss Zhou is so amazing. A man who is so rude, makes you laugh."
Chu He suddenly became very gentle towards this beauty: "It doesn't matter, it's a good thing for people to have personality... What do you mean by calling him the boss?"
Li Hu smiled and said, "That's his nickname. We call him that everywhere. In fact, don't look at his glib appearance. In fact, he is a very reliable person when he is serious.
Chu He heard the words and smiled: "No wonder my wife ran away with someone."
Not far away, Monday happened to pass by, and I didn't know whether he heard it or not, but his back seemed to suddenly froze.
- Facts have proved that President Chu's inverse scales can't be touched. Zhang Shunping's revenge for wrestling was avenged in less than five minutes.
"No, it's not as you imagined." Li Hu knew that he had said something wrong, and hurriedly made up for it: "Boss Zhou and his ex-wife have two children, but they both had an accident. "
Chu He nodded understandingly: "Director Li seems to know his colleagues very well."
"What are you implying?" Li Hu laughed wildly: "Then there is nothing more, although this surnamed Zhou and my younger brother are both suave and suave young Junyan, but in my opinion, President Chu is so calm and calm. Men are more attractive."
Chu He tilted his head and glanced at her.
Under the setting sun, his eyes narrowed slightly, from the bridge of the tall nose to the lips, and then from the chin to the neck, showing a beautiful and somewhat ambiguous arc. That half-smiling expression seemed to have caused an indescribable change in his seemingly plain face, and even someone like Li Hu who was used to seeing handsome guys was stunned for a moment.
It happened that Zhang Shun ran to wash his face at this time, put an OK stretch on his nose, and ran over with a blue nose and a swollen face: "Brother—"
"Beauty," Chu He stretched out his hand wearing a Vacheron Constantin diamond watch to Li Hu, and asked gracefully, "Is it fortunate to invite you to supper tonight?"
Li Hu: "… "
Zhang Shun: "..."
Monday not far away: "… "
"Then it's settled, beauty." Chu He smiled and said, "I will pick you up at your hotel at nine o'clock tonight."
The author has something to say:
small theater:
Monday: "Can President Chu condescend to sit in my car? If it's not possible, I'll have to call the ancient mythical beast to carry you. Do you prefer a flying snake or a western white tiger?"
Chu He: "... Zhang Shun, come and pick me up, hurry up."