Zhou Hui stood expressionlessly in the lobby on the first floor of his unit, his whole body was wet and covered with unknown digestive substances and disgusting yellow mucus.
With him as the center, there is nothing within a radius of ten meters. The second floor surrounds the corridor, the inner and outer three floors are densely packed with people looking down with their necks stretched, their eyes are mixed with curiosity, excitement and great joy.
"..." Zhou Hui was furious: "Look at the paralysis! Look at all the salary deductions! All go back to work!"
There was a loud earthquake, the crowd dispersed, and gossip discussions gathered into a sea of joy.
Li Hu dashed down from the second floor, spreading his arms with enthusiasm, the murder weapon in the world was turbulent in the wind: "Ah-"
Zhou Hui quickly dodged, and Li Hu passed by accurately, restraining Garuda who was entering the gate: "Big-Peng-Xiao-Hai-Brother!"
Garuda was hit head-on by a meat bullet, and he staggered and almost didn't turn out the door. Then, his chest was violently squeezed by the human weapon, and he almost spit his intestines out of his mouth on the spot.
However, Li Hu didn't care, he pulled Garuda back and forth to check, tsk tsk, his eyes full of intoxicated light: "Handsome guy! I haven't seen a handsome guy for many years! When did you come out from Tibet? The plateau is to exercise people…”
Garuda carried a half-human-high bag and hung a nine-tailed fox with three thousand years of cultivation on his arm. It was extremely difficult to move one step at a time.
If only Zhou Hui was present, he would look like a migrant worker dressed in rags who went to the city to petition, asking for a salary from an unscrupulous foreman; "Handsome guy, your biceps are good and your stamina is long-lasting." "Handsome guy, your ligaments are also good. You can put them in any position."... Such an enthusiastic nine-tailed fox spirit, the style of painting suddenly turned into a handsome and cute The tragic story of a little brother from a rural area who went to Beijing to work, was favored by a hungry and thirsty rich woman, and was unfortunately deceived into a duck.
Garuda marched forward with the strange gazes of countless passers-by, and finally came to the fourth underground floor. At the end of the corridor was Zhou Hui's office. Zhou Hui was almost driven mad by the vomit all over his body, he only had time to leave a sentence: "Don't mess with my things!" He rushed straight into the bathroom, and after a while, there was the sound of rushing water.
Garuda stood at the door of the office, looked up at the thousands of red lines hanging from the ceiling, and asked suspiciously, "Isn't this the Qiankun Array?"
"Yes." Li Hu walked into the office generously, took out a phoenix pillow from the sofa, twisted his waist and put it on the armrest: "Your dad has now become a little white-collar worker who works for humans to earn a living allowance. Come on, to be honest, I saw his salary slip last quarter was really pitiful, what are you doing here? Ask your dad for living expenses? Don't ask him for money."
Garuda: "No, I..."
Li Hu said, "Come and call Gege, and I will give you pocket money if I call Gege."
Garuda: "..."
Garuda rested his forehead, walked to the sofa, and sat on the other side away from Li Lake.
"Don't be so far away," Li Hu immediately crawled over with all kinds of style, and said angrily, "Why are you so separated from me now? I didn't see anything when you were young, when your brother was beaten by your father and your mother went to fight I'll take you to play. What about breastfeeding, sleeping and changing diapers, bare ass bouncing dicks, pink dress with lace bows..."
Garuda said expressionlessly: "No such thing."
"There are some, but unfortunately because of your mother's lewd power, I didn't dare to draw you jumping naked on the Dongting Lake." Li Hu seemed to miss it quite a bit: "That was What a loving time, to be honest, your family is just too obnoxious to be a good boy, and if you were an ordinary family, you would also be a reserve juvenile delinquent..."
What Garuda subconsciously remembered was actually the bird walking in the hell of Mahaman, and the next second he forced himself to erase the image full of demons from his mind.
It's common for children not to like to wear clothes, he thought, at least I won't be seen naked again after I turn 100.
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Zhou Hui finally took a shower before Li Hu completely stripped Garuda, changed his shirt and came out, wiping his wet hair and staring at his son condescendingly.
Garuda sat on the sofa and looked back indifferently, his elbows resting on his knees, his fingers crossed, and his sturdy fingers were exposed in half of the gloves.
- In fact, there is some indifference inherited from the Phoenix in his demeanor, which is the alienation brought by the powerful divinity soaked in the bone marrow. However, the phoenix has infiltrated a gentle appearance in tens of thousands of years, and Garuda's age group is more of a silent rebelliousness.
Zhou Hui narrowed his eyes and seemed a little uncomfortable. After a while, he threw a few pieces of clothes: "Go take a shower and change."
"… for what?"
"Take you to a meeting."
Garuda grabbed his clothes and went to the bathroom. The sound of rushing water stopped, and he opened the door and walked out three minutes later.
Zhou Hui was wearing it just right for his son, a white cotton short-sleeved T-shirt and well-cut designer jeans, set off the boy's lean body and handsome face. He doesn't look like a migrant worker or a dealer of Tibetan cultural relics at all. If he walks on a university campus, he should attract the hot eyes of many girls.
Zhou Hui's eyes stopped on his son's short hair, which stood up naturally without any hairspray, and looked very stylish. There was a bit of doubt in his eyes, and he was obviously wondering where the genes came from.
"Wait, don't worry about it! Wait for me to take a photo first!" Li Hu jumped off the sofa with his mobile phone in hand, snapped and took a 360-degree photo of Garuda, and quickly opened WeChat and started to send a circle of friends: "Okay. You can pack now."
"..." Garuda wrapped a bandage around his face, "What is that?"
Zhou Hui said, "A cult that wastes time and life. Are you still so afraid of sunlight?"
"I'm allergic in the human world. Why is it always foggy on the streets of Beijing?"
Zhou Hui walked out of the office and headed for the conference hall upstairs in Unit 547, followed by his mummy-faced son and his sister-in-law who bowed his head and focused on his mobile phone. When he passed the window outside, he glanced at the gray sky, rubbed his chin and said, "Well... it's actually a fairy energy."
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"I don't recognize it—you stupid humans hahaha! It's no wonder you don't recognize it. This child has a miserable life and is full of twists and turns. He is the illegitimate child of Boss Zhou who was abandoned in his hometown in the countryside!!!"
Li Hu frowned, holding his mobile phone and speaking in the WeChat group:
"You all know that Boss Zhou was a phoenix man who was high on the real phoenix, and the poor diaosi married Bai Fumei and then went back to the peak of life, right? The phoenix man faced a lot of psychological pressure when facing a rich, powerful, talented and beautiful wife, and then Once complacent, he turned his face ruthlessly, and secretly went out to find Xiaosan Andu Chen Cang, who would have guessed that if he missed the bead embryo, he would give birth to this evil child ten months later!!!"
Zhou Hui: "…"
Li Hu's unrestrained laughter resounded throughout the 547-unit building:
"Feng Si was furious and went to hell to find his ex-boyfriend Mo Zun, who never forgot his old relationship, and then decisively sent a divorce agreement to Boss Zhou! Their family's big hair was torn out of psychological shadows in the years when their parents were torn apart for divorce. Boss Zhou committed bigamy and gave birth to an illegitimate child. He feels that he has no face to face the party and the people. In order to keep his public office, he can only leave the child in his hometown in the countryside and put it on hold. It will be 18 years, ah, 18 years! After waiting for 18 years, the little three has finally failed! He left a message on his deathbed asking this illegitimate child to go to Beijing to find his father, just to ask Boss Zhou! Do you remember Xia Xiaofang by the creek at the entrance of the village that year?!"
The WeChat group broadcast sounded on the mobile phone, and Yan Lanyu asked in a puzzled voice: "I... I didn't watch TV in Japan when I was a child, but why does this plot sound familiar?"
"Ask what love is in the world, and teach people a great copy of the article. The stories of cheating men looking for their mistresses are always similar, little beauty!" Li Hu said with emotion: "Now that illegitimate son has traveled all the way from the impoverished mountainous area to Beijing to find his father, thousands of miles away. I slept in the street and almost starved to death on the road! I finally picked up scraps and saved a few dollars to buy cold water steamed buns to eat, and was picked up at the station! I was almost caught by the police station as a terrorist for begging on the roadside! Hahahahahaha How miserable!"
Zhou Hui: "…"
Shen Wantiansi's indignant voice came out: "How can this be! I'm sorry for the original spouse, sorry for the child, and deliberately abusing the illegitimate child! How can you not starve to death?!"
Situ Yingzhi said: "Oh, pears don't know how to do Dila, and it's always difficult for them to recognize their father when they come to the door. So the male silver department has to take care of the lower body, and the zombie world never engages in rough ways, mistresses, and mistresses. , it will be miserable..."
"True love! True love, listen to me, I won't be a mistress!" Shen Wantiansi immediately confessed to Yan Lanyu loudly: "Although I have a whole row of harems in the second dimension, you are the only one in my life and the third dimension. Love!"
"..." Yan Lanyu euphemistically said: "I am still young, I want to focus on my studies, and I don't want to fall in love so early..."
Yu Jingzhong's cold voice sounded in the group: "Comrade Shenwan, pay attention to the influence. You are a monk, it would be good to let you eat potato chips and drink Coke. What is the harem?!"
Li Hu was so happy that he stood at the door of the conference room and pushed the door open.
At the long round table, Yu Jingzhong stood directly in front of Yan Lanyu, holding up the Naruto comic book, God Wantian Sizheng jumped with all his strength to reach it; It seems that it will be uploaded to youtube soon; Wu Bei, who has a bandage on his head and is 1.88 meters tall and wears a black leather Burberry trench coat, is engrossed in using his mobile phone to browse Douban.
Zhou Hui said, "Cough!"
Everyone stopped and looked at them together.
Zhou Hui walked steadily into the conference room under the watchful eyes of the public and stood at one end of the round table.
"Today I called everyone to a meeting, mainly to make a proposal for the second encirclement and suppression of the Four Evil Realms."
He pointed to Garuda and said coldly, "This is the second son of Phoenix and I, Garuda the Golden Winged Dapeng. He brought some information about the Four Evil Realms and prepared to release death energy in the human world to refine a large number of them. We need to quickly respond to the news of the living corpse within these three days, and if you have any questions, you can consult him."
Everyone's eyes shifted to Garuda's face, their eyes full of undisguised suspicion and curiosity.
Garuda froze in place, facing the crowd, and after a while, he said firmly in the dead silence: "I am really the son of Phoenix."
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This is the second time Zhou Hui has made a proposal about encircling and suppressing the Four Evil Realms. The difference from the last time is that the previous active attack was aimed at sealing the Demon Venerable, but now it is a defensive battle against the invasion of Death Qi.
The sea of dead air released by Jiang Sanshi and the Goddess of Snow Mountain in Beijing once caused huge turmoil, and even aroused considerable panic among high-level officials. Therefore, as soon as the word "death" came out this time, the above immediately ordered to strictly guard against it. In the middle of the meeting, Yu Jingzhong also received a personal call from a head of Zhongnanhai.
Zhou Hui did not let Garuda participate in the whole meeting. He only told him to go out and wait after he introduced the movements of Demon Venerable and the information provided by Phoenix.
But when Garuda was sitting outside the conference room, he could still hear Zhou Hui's voice inside.
Although he didn't say anything before, he always felt in his heart that his father was babbling, and there was always something wrong with his brain. It wasn't until today that he calmed down and realized that Zhou Hui was not as stupid as the legend.
He speaks clearly, thinks logically, and analyzes problems very comprehensively, even giving people the feeling that he has been planning for a long time and is just waiting for this right opportunity to arrange everything according to his own plan.
It can be seen that his father's true face is actually very reliable - after all, he was born from a humble blood sea monster, but he almost dominated the four evil realms, and finally he was able to represent the heaven and the king of Asura.
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Garuda waited outside until the meeting was over. Zhou Hui came out and looked down at his son sitting on the steps from the corner of his eyes.
"Where are you staying at night?"
"… do not know."
The father and son faced each other for a moment, and Zhou Hui said with a blank face: "The real estate certificate is my name and your mother's name, so theoretically you need to collect rent..."
Garuda asked: "Did you really have an illegitimate child with a mistress?"
"No!"
"Then you tend to give the inheritance to Maha or me?"
Zhou Hui: "…"
"Since it's going to be handed over to me sooner or later, why do you have to pay for staying one night in advance?" Garuda stood up with his old schoolbag and stomped the dust on his feet.
Zhou Hui stared at his son in amazement, and the latter looked back with a calm gaze.
Boss Zhou couldn't find any words to refute for a long time, and he felt a sense of persuasion in his heart.
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Zhou Hui then took the second son home, and in the evening father and son were eating takeout at the same table, feeling absurd to each other.
This may be the first time in thousands of years that they have eaten at the same table with only two people. Garuda didn’t catch up with the good time when Zhou Hui fed his eldest son vodka mixed with chili sauce. After he was born, Phoenix strictly guarded the baby’s diet. He often cooks in person and cooks a full-fledged baby meal, and then feeds it patiently and lovingly one by one. Two little bird cubs.
After Maha went to the 33rd Heaven to cultivate Buddha, Garuda always dined with Phoenix. For a long time, he was a little afraid of his father - this man who is said to be very powerful, cruel, born from a sea of blood monsters ; This father, who has never been rude to his children, seems to have a faint heart of vigilance and vigilance.
The duplex luxury apartment is brightly lit, the dining table is solid mahogany, and the floors are remarkably luminous. Although the two people always made the sound of chopsticks touching and spoon touching bowl, the slight sound brought out the silence and embarrassment, as if even breathing was particularly obvious.
"...Where are you going to block Demon Venerable in three days?" Garuda finally asked.
Fortunately, Zhou Hui didn't listen to it, he just said lightly, "The location is still being investigated."
"If the mother really killed the Demon Lord and wanted to give Maha the Godhead of the Great Asura King, would you..."
"That's Phoenix's business."
"You won't stop?"
"Blocking works?"
After Zhou Hui asked back, he didn't expect an answer, got up and went to the kitchen sink with the empty bowl. At this time, Garuda suddenly opened his mouth and asked: "The encirclement and suppression plan you mentioned at the meeting today is very complete. It seems that it was planned in advance. Did my mother tell you something before I came?"
He asked this purely because he knew that Zhou Hui sealed Demon Venerable just to deal with the way of heaven, but he didn't take it too seriously. However, at the meeting today, his plan to completely kill Demon Venerable Fanluo is very mature, and it is conceivable that he had planned it for a long time in advance.
Because of the hatred of taking his wife with Demon Venerable
Garuda vaguely hoped that Zhou Hui would give such an answer. He hoped that Zhou Hui would show that he cared more about Phoenix. It seemed that in this case, it would be more likely that Zhou Hui would not break up after Phoenix came back, and the formal integrity of the family could be maintained for a while longer.
However, Zhou Hui didn't say anything, and when he heard Garuda mention Phoenix, he didn't even have any mood swings.
"I pay for the rice, you wash the dishes." He threw the empty bowls and chopsticks into the sink: "After washing, take a blanket and go to sleep on the sofa."
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Of course, Garuda didn't sleep on a sofa. There were four large bedrooms in the duplex apartment, and he slept next to Zhou Hui.
In fact, he is not used to the sleeping style of the high bed and soft pillow. For hundreds of years in the snow-capped mountains, he slept in caves, under the cliffs, sometimes just a leeward sheltered by a boulder; when the blizzard was too violent, he would turn into a golden-winged Dapeng bird, burying his head in the thick wings In the middle, I can't feel the chill of much ice and snow.
Garuda tossed and turned on Simmons' bed, and finally woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't sleep again. He lay quietly in the dark for a while, thinking about his mother and brother who were in the demon world at the moment; after a while, he finally got up lazily, pulling his slippers to the toilet to run water.
However, as soon as he walked out, he saw that the door to Zhou Hui's bedroom on the opposite side was not closed, and a gap was opened, revealing a warm orange light.
Zhou Hui was facing him, sitting in the armchair, as if he was holding something and scrutinizing it carefully.
Garuda gently walked to the door and narrowed his eyes. Raptor's keen vision made him see that his dad was holding a mobile phone, and there was a selfie on the screen - Zhou Hui was sleeping soundly on the bed, and Phoenix was snuggling in his arms, raising the camera while posing expressionlessly. Got a scissor hand.
Garuda was stunned.
"Where are you going?" Zhou Hui suddenly covered the photo and asked loudly.
"Go... go to the toilet." Garuda strode into the bathroom, closed the door, and leaned against the door panel to let out a sigh of relief.