"I-I-I didn't mean to, I can't get out, I'm bored on it..."
Zhang Shun saw Zhou Hui's expression that he was about to rush over with his sleeves and give him a meal of shredded pork with a belt, and immediately slipped out with his head in his arms. As a result, he slipped halfway, and suddenly realized that he was already a true Buddha. Why should he be afraid of being beaten by the top boss who can be counted in nine days and ten places
So he immediately coughed and turned back in a sly way: "Wait, Comrade Zhou Hui, you must have a little basic respect for the highest religious leader of the Six Paths, and when you see me..."
With a loud bang, Zhang Shun fell head-on, and Zhou Hui Shi Shiran retracted his fist.
Half an hour later, on the pure gold steps at the entrance of the Buddhist hall, Zhang Shun squatted there like a horse monkey, holding a soft Chinese root in tears.
"Since you have smoke all over you," he choked, "why don't you have a lighter?!"
Zhou Hui: "...I've quit smoking for a long time. You'll have to smell it, don't cry, darling."
Poor Zhang Ershao since he was a child, he was dressed in brocade clothes and food, and fragrant cars and BMWs. He could summon a group of young model young men to come back and have a happy party. The biggest pain in life is just being scolded by his brother's ears. One of the happiest second-generation rich in China.
Now that I have become the boss, I have to eat and drink every day, and I can only stay in the empty Buddhist hall and count my hairs. .
Buddha life is desolate, but that's it.
Zhou Hui said: "Don't think I don't know, you are just like that stupid child of Shenwan Tiansi, you read a comic and you have a second-dimensional harem, you are just borrowing the harem drama to recall your rotten rich second-generation life. That's all. Why don't you go to the lower realm?"
"I can't get down!" Zhang Shun collapsed: "Do you think I haven't tried it? The old men from Mount Sumeru sent people to guard the passage for 24 hours. When they saw me, they knelt down and begged me. Hurry up and go to the West! If another demon comes out, you can't hurt it! Those monks are tall and muscular, standing there with a vajra, and they look like the eighteen bronze figures of the Shaolin Temple. !—Do you know that I paid a lot of money to bribe Venerable Badi to get this DVD? It’s easy for me to be a fucking high-level biology student here all day tinkering with generators?! , Relying on the fact that the relatives are Buddhas, they are dragged one by one like 285,000. Have you ever thought that the young master has no wifi, no signal, and is so hungry that he has even watched the Legend of Zhen Huan one hundred and seventeen times?! "
"..." Zhou Hui asked, "But shouldn't you be a pure-hearted person with few desires, no joy and no sorrow..."
"Wine and meat passed through the heart of the Buddha, don't you know that? What if I go to the world to experience life? Don't think I don't know, when my brother knelt for a thousand years, he was all thinking about falling in love. I can, why can't I?!"
Zhang Shun's spiritual consciousness as a Buddha has probably been thrown into an unknown dimension, and the personality he cultivated in the twenty-odd years of life in the human world occupies an absolutely dominant position. Zhou Hui looked at him up and down, unable to imagine him sitting on the lotus throne receiving incense from the believers, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
"Where's my brother?" Zhang Shun raised his head expectantly: "When will my brother hatch and when will he come to save me?"
Zhou Hui took out the egg from his pocket and said coldly, "Thank you for being here."
Zhang Shun took it carefully, looked around for a while, and then squinted at the light, as if he really wanted to see what was inside through the eggshell.
But he saw nothing for a long time, so he shook his head and said, "I don't know how to incubate it. It seems that the phoenix jade embryo is a heaven and earth spirit. When it thinks it's okay... let it come out on its own."
Zhou Hui asked, "Is there any way to make him feel like he can do it now?"
"I don't know, I haven't hatched an egg yet."
"Aren't you a Buddha? Can't you find a way to solve the problem now?"
"Sister-in-law," Zhang Shun looked at Zhou Hui earnestly, and said earnestly, "I'm going to teach you a common sense that has been falsely promoted by pseudo-Buddhas for tens of thousands of years - the phoenix is a creature of heaven and earth, and it is not a system with our Heavenly Dao Buddhism. Yes, like the Sanqing of Taoism and the Virgin Mary Su of Christ... Maria is not a system with us, understand? The Hunan Provincial Health Department issued an official document asking the Guangdong Provincial People's Hospital to strengthen the prevention and control of influenza season. Do you think people will listen? "
Zhou Hui: "…"
"Strictly speaking, it is very inappropriate to give Phoenix the honorary title of King Ming. It is no different from forcibly appointing the prime minister of another country as our country's agriculture minister. However, one more honorary title will add another salary. Sister-in-law, you can go to Mount Sumeru to find Venerable Badi to receive it. Qian, when I gave my brother a dowry..."
Zhou Hui said coldly, "Who is your sister-in-law?"
The two stared at each other for a moment, and Zhang Shun said, "... I'm calling for fun."
Zhou Hui just gave up, grabbed the phoenix egg, turned around and left. In the end, Zhang Shun frantically rushed over to hug his thigh and stopped him before he took two steps: "Wait! Brother, you are my brother! Where are you going?"
"go home."
"Don't! Stay and talk with me for a while! I'll show you the Legend of Zhen Huan! Can I help you hatch the eggs?"
Zhou Hui said, "No, no, no, Buddha, you are already a big child. You have to learn to leave the family and take care of yourself. When a human child is your age... What are you doing! Let me go! Indecent!"
Zhou Hui pulled Zhang Shun away from his thigh with all his might, and in a blink of an eye, Zhang Shun threw himself up in tears again, struggling only to hear a "stab", and Zhou Hui's trouser legs were torn in half from the middle.
Zhang Shun: "..."
Zhou Hui: "…"
Zhou Hui was furious: "Zhang Shun! My trousers ripped when I went to Wu Xietian to go to prison. What should I say if I saw it! How can I explain it to your brother in the future! You stupid child!" Walk.
Zhang Shun screamed and rushed over: "Don't! Stay and talk with me for a while! You know all kinds of loneliness and emptiness in this ghost place, why didn't I feel it before? How could I be honest with this before? You don't know how to run for tens of thousands of years?!"
Zhou Hui said, "Don't be kidding, you dare to run again, be careful that the eighteen Arhats will break your legs..."
"Then take me away, please! Don't think I don't know that you once said that you were going to beat up the monks in Mount Sumeru, so arrogant, go out carefully and I'll give you a shot of Armstrong's cyclotron jet. Brilliant Thunder Tribulation…”
One Buddha and one demon were pulling and pulling in the colorless sky, pulling at the corners of his clothes and pulling his trouser legs, and his behavior was quite uncivilized. Zhou Hui grabbed his trousers with one hand to prevent his pants from being pulled off, and clasped his hands together to give a standard bow: "Lord Buddha, you have misunderstood, I have now abandoned evil and promoted goodness, and cherished the Dharma, and swore that I would never dare to touch the monks on Mount Sumeru again. A finger... let go of me! It's your brother's egg! Be careful to drop it!"
"Ouch!"
With a bang, the phoenix egg slipped off and fell to the ground in the chaos, rolling forward.
"Egg! My brother's egg!"
"That's your brother's embryo. Eggs usually refer to men's..." Zhou Hui felt confused, and ran to pick up the eggs, only to be staggered by Zhang Shun who rushed to pick up the eggs at the same time.
In just a few seconds, the phoenix egg, like a god, followed Zhou Hui's path and rolled into the distance, straight to the entrance of the passage.
It was not known when it was reopened, and it was directly connected to the passage of Hell Buzhou Mountain.
Zhang Shun suddenly realized something, and his expression changed suddenly: "—Hurry up! Hurry up and pick it up!"
Zhou Hui ran with his legs out of the way, his whole body was like a sharp arrow that had slipped out of the string, but it was too late.
The next second, the phoenix egg gently fell into the passage.
Zhou Hui: "…"
Zhang Shun: "..."
The two looked at each other, as if being struck by lightning, time seemed to stand still in an instant, and each saw the tragic picture of eggshells shattering and yellow flowing in each other's eyes.
"You stay on top!" Zhou Hui was the first to react, jumping towards the aisle quickly.
Zhang Shun rushed to the entrance and struggled to see the bizarre, different-dimensional scene inside.
According to past experience, as long as he jumps off, he will be directly transported to Mount Sumeru, and then the eighteen bronze figures of Shaolin Temple stand in front of him, kneeling in unison with a bang, and the mountain shouts: "Please enjoy the bliss of the Buddha in the colorless sky. !”…
But since even Zhou Hui is here, does it mean that the direction of the passage has changed
To jump, or not to jump
If you go to Mount Sumeru to face those old monks again, this dress will definitely be talked about to death, maybe the old monks will rebound when stimulated, and the practice of chanting will expel their own personality, and come back to the top after changing the godhead. It really becomes a golden Buddha who is motionless and enjoys bliss...
But if the direction of the passage really changes, now is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
As long as they stick to Zhou Hui's hell demon, the people from Mount Sumeru probably won't dare to talk about anything. They will hide in the human world and come back after dozens or hundreds of years...
If you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you get a tiger's son, and can't bear to catch a hooligan? Zhang Shun looked at the passageway symbolizing freedom, his teeth clenched and his heart jumped!
The next moment, the wind whistled in my ears, and the sense of weightlessness made my eyes darken. Time seemed to be stretched and stopped in the spatial dislocation, followed by a "bang!".
Hell, Buzhou Mountain, Zhang Shun fell on the damp and rugged ground in the valley, his buttocks hurt as if eight petals were split open.
He looked around at the dark red bushes, the light gray magic haze, and could hardly believe that he had such good luck.
"Zhou... Zhou Hui!" Zhang Shun staggered to his feet, opened the bushes and said loudly, "Zhou Hui! How is my brother?!"
Zhang Shun's voice stopped abruptly, and he saw not far away, a huge hell demon eye covering the entire valley, showing a slight blood-red halo. On the huge protruding rock next to the magic eye, Zhou Hui was standing there motionless, with his back to him, unable to see the expression on his face.
"Zhou Hui! What's the matter, isn't my brother's egg broken?!"
Zhang Shun jumped out of the bushes, walked through the valley that was particularly slippery due to the fog, ran behind Zhou Hui and staggered to a stop, and when he looked up, he was stunned.
I saw the phoenix egg fell on a sharp rock on the edge of the magic eye, and it had already cracked. The crack of the tortoise was continuously extending and expanding along the opening. With a slight and unusually clear cracking sound, it seemed to be about to crack. .
"..." Zhang Shun's voice was trembling: "Zhou Zhou Zhou Zhou Zhou Hui, it's going to be broken..."
Zhou Hui stared at the egg that didn't break apart, and couldn't see anything else. His mind went blank, his breathing stopped completely, and his heart hit his throat one after another, because it was too severe and even caused the severe pain of a throat infarction.
Click.
Click.
The eggshells cracked piece by piece, fine powder fell to the ground, and the cracks became bigger and bigger.
In just a few seconds, it seemed like a century had passed. In the almost suffocating stillness, the eggshell made a clear, crisp sound.
At that moment, a clear whistle sounded in the valley, in the jungle, and in the depths of the endless mountains in the distance, as if ten thousand birds chanted at the same time, spreading their wings and rushing to the sky. Immediately afterwards, colorful rays of light descended from the heavens and the earth, and the golden bells of the Sanskrit sound rang in unison. The huge and pure energy impact centered on the phoenix jade embryo spread in all directions, and within a few seconds, even the boiling blood sea in the distance was forcibly pressed. Miles plane.
Nine heavens and ten earths, all things bow their heads.
There is only this unique phoenix jade embryo left in the world, blooming with a halo that spreads layer by layer like a lotus flower, and then shattered into thousands of pieces!
Everything that was shown in front of Sakyamuni tens of thousands of years ago was finally repeated in front of Zhou Hui's eyes at this moment.
The next moment, the heaven and earth fairy music resounded through the sky, and the rays of light stopped in an uproar!
A small outline appeared in the lingering halo, Zhou Hui almost trembled violently and took the first half step on the ground, kneeling on one knee with his legs bent.
"Tweet-tweet… Tweet-"
A wet baby bird stood in the cracked eggshell, with golden red body and sparse feathers, staring at the world with round, bright black eyes, full of innocent doubts.
It tilted its head, shaking its small wings covered with young hair, and then saw Zhou Hui, who was closest to it.
"… "
Zhou Hui opened his mouth, but couldn't say a word. After a while, he made a hoarse and even a bit weird voice: "Phoenix... Phoenix..."
Little Phoenix remained motionless, staring at the handsome man with a devilish aura that he saw for the first time after he was born. After a long while, he took a trembling step and fell out of the semi-circular eggshell.
Zhou Hui had forgotten everything, and he didn't even think of reaching out to help him. When it took him a few seconds to react, the little Phoenix had already struggled to get up, stumbled and fluttered, ran to Zhou Hui, and spread out his little wet wings: "Tweet—"
Zhou Hui stretched out his hand as if in a dream, and the little phoenix immediately staggered into the palm of his hand and curled up into a fluffy ball.
"Phoenix..." Zhou Hui murmured, his lips trembling violently when he spoke.
"You... you are back, my phoenix..."
The little phoenix nestled in Zhou Hui's palm, gently rubbing the rough lines of his palm with the edge of his tender red beak.
Zhou Hui bowed his head and kissed its chubby little body, hot tears streaming down his cheeks, wetting the soft and fine hair on its body. Little Phoenix seemed to feel a little uncomfortable, but still obediently didn't move, rubbing his head down on Zhou Hui's tear-soaked face, as if it was a tender touch.
"I'm... I miss you so much," Zhou Hui choked:
"Welcome back, my dear Phoenix."
Chapter 70 Zhou Boss punched the FBI, stepped on MI6, like the People's Hero Volunteer Army, returned triumphantly
A week later, the Zhou family courtyard in Buzhou Mountain.
"Mother!!!"
Maha is like a road roller swept up in the cannon fire, rampaged and smashed into Juechen. Garuda, who was unable to escape in the future, flew from the bedroom to the living room, and then half-knelt in front of the bed, grabbed the flying bird cub. .
"Mother!!!!!!"
The little phoenix screamed in fear, and in the next second, Maha put his head in his pocket, turned around and ran out. At this time, Zhou Hui happened to come in from outside, bumped into him, and immediately drew his knife to stop him: "Where are you going? Stop me!"
King Peacock Daming didn't say a word of nonsense, and spit out a roaring golden-red fire dragon from his head: "You count the green onion again, get out of the way!"
Ping ping pong pong, ping pong pong.
The cabins are shaking, the cliffs are shaking. Black smoke rose into the sky, and birds and beasts fled in a radius of ten miles.
Zhou Hui and the eldest son confronted each other with murderous intent. Suddenly, there was a sharp chirping sound in the firelight, and the little phoenix eyes burst into tears. He desperately fluttered his little wings with few hairs, and stumbled across the battlefield to Zhou Hui. Hui's chest pocket did not move.
"What's the matter? Are you scared?" Zhou Hui immediately looked like a victorious general, clutching his pockets tightly and running out. Behind him, Maha was so angry that he called out, "Zhou Hui, don't take advantage of the danger, are you trying to smother your mother to death!" He chased after him with two swords in hand. On the way, he once again chased Garuda, who had managed to get up with great difficulty. Bumped outside the house.
"..." Garuda slowly got up from the ground, looked at Maha who was chasing his father everywhere in the smoke of gunpowder in the distance, sighed again, and sat cross-legged on the stone.
"Honey, do you want a rabbit leg?" Zhang Ershao, wearing an apron, stood beside the bonfire and waved enthusiastically. In front of him were two hares that were sizzling on the flames. His barbeque is quite professional. After roasting on open fire for a few turns, apply a layer of salt, and then turn a few turns to apply a layer of spices. Repeat this process several times, and the flavor will penetrate into the meat, and the meat will be full of fragrance when it is almost cooked. , quite annoying.
However, when Garuda saw him like this, the corners of his eyes twitched, "No... no, thank you."
"Oh, what's so shy about my family? It is said that my brother hurt you the most. How about you, the fattest leg is for you, don't say that uncle doesn't hurt you, second nephew!"
Garuda: "..."
Garuda took the roasted rabbit leg and couldn't help but glanced at the sky, for fear that in the next second, a hundred thousand thunder tribulations would chop down from the colorless sky and chop himself into coke on the spot.
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When the phoenix broke its shell, the nine heavens and ten earths shook. Except for the strange celestial phenomena in the human world, which caused many speculations, the other five realms were immediately informed of the news.
Zhou Hui, who was closest to the scene of the accident, put Xiao Fenghuang in his arms at the time. When he was about to leave, he suddenly felt as if he had forgotten something. When he looked back, he saw Zhang Ershao pouting his ass and lying behind him. He pressed his face tightly to the soil and covered his ears with his hands.
Zhou Hui's mood was indescribable. After a long while, he trembled and asked, "Buddha, what are you doing?"
"Has the shell been broken?"
"Broken."
"Is my brother out?"
"Come out."
Zhang Shun breathed a sigh of relief, carefully raised one eye, and after confirming that there was no danger, he got up in dismay and sat on the ground: "Why did the shell break suddenly? I knew I had brought a soundproof gas mask! This is really a soul attack, what if I create another inner demon?! I will never make the same mistake as last time!"
Zhou Hui: "…"
·
Zhou Hui hugged his wet wife who had just been born, with a real Golden Buddha pendant on his thigh, and moved back home step by step with difficulty. His original plan was to shove the Buddha out of the ground in two days... Respectfully send him out of the house, in case Mount Sumeru empties his money and digs for someone; but KO the two great Asura kings and the inner demon Sakyamuni. , The King Phoenix Ming, who personally sent the righteous Buddha back to the colorless sky with a knife, was too deterrent, and Mount Sumeru really didn't dare to make a fool of it, but there was no one who came to visit.
When Zhang Shun saw it, he immediately had hope for a new life. He stayed at Zhou's house and refused to leave. In order to show his sincerity, he took the initiative to undertake the heavy responsibility of cooking, washing dishes, and cleaning the house, and immediately showed the barbecue skills he had studied before to soak his sister.
Then on the third day, Garuda, who sensed the birth of his mother in the human world, traveled thousands of miles to Buzhou Mountain, and when he saw his mother, he knelt down.
Zhou Hui has a psychological shadow on his son. Originally, his first reaction was to pack Garuda and throw it away, but as the saying goes, if you don't kiss your mother or your uncle, the blood (…) buried deep in the soul is always cut off. Zhang Ershao has long been Hello, my good brothers hug Garuda by the shoulders and welcome him in.
Even my brother-in-law has entered the door, so I can't stop my son from going outside. Zhou Hui couldn't, so he had to spread the little phoenix in the corner of the room, and reluctantly used "fortunately that the real debt collector hasn't come yet" as a final consolation.
- Who knows that the last fluke was soon broken.
A week after the little phoenix broke its shell, Maha finally came from the sea of blood, and when he entered the door, he tried to take his mother to run away, almost causing a bloody case of father and son cannibalism again.
As for why it took a week for Maha to arrive, the reason is very simple - when the phoenix broke its shell, a huge energy was generated, and it swept across the sea of blood in a hurricane, forcibly pressing the roaring sea into a flat surface; He couldn't dodge in time, was directly pressed into the water, and instantly choked for a whole week.
When these people gathered in Buzhou Mountain, it was like a big battlefield in the three worlds of gods and demons. The small wooden house was shaken down once a day. Every evening at 6 o’clock, the battle started on time, and Mohe attacked Zhou Hui to resist, and then began to kill his father & son; Jialou compass recited Buddha with his legs crossed, looking at the Buddha who was very busy by the bonfire, and deeply felt that one day he would Chopped to pieces by the gods.
After a long time, Zhou Hui finally felt that it was impossible to continue like this.
Not to mention that Garuda has to work tirelessly every day to help rebuild the house, even if the little phoenix comes and goes every day, all he sees are scenes of heavy taste and violence, which is too bad for growth and development.
Zhou Hui finally decided to stun Maha to the sea of blood, then move his family and return to the human world with the little phoenix.
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The plane moved forward smoothly in the clouds. In the business class, the flight attendant pushed the dining cart and asked politely, "Xian Sen, would you like chili beef tenderloin rice or tomato pasta?"
"no, thanks."
Garuda revealed a pair of indifferent eyes from under the bandage, stared at the black rubbery jerky in the cloth bag in front of him, lowered his head and took a bite.
Airline stewardess:"… "
What is this guy doing? Is he a terrorist? What is he eating? Wouldn't it be a plastic bomb... The stewardess walked away in disarray.
"Hello Xiansen, would you like chili beef tenderloin rice or tomato pasta?"
"Why don't you have first class on your flight? It's so uncomfortable that the seat is too small, and it's insincere because the movie is from last year. What, garlic-baked lobster with a Hugel & Fils 2000 Riesling. SGN will do... What, no? 650g crayfish will do. Still no? Orange foie gras on toast, right? What, so what do you have?"
"Xian Sen, we only have beef tenderloin rice or baked pasta."
Zhang Ershao pulled down the Bulgari sunglasses, revealing the deep eyebrows that were always crackling and discharging like a movie star.
Airline stewardess:"… "
The lunch boxes on the plate formed a hill, and the plane meal gave off an indescribably strong smell, which strongly stimulated Zhang Shun's stomach, which had not eaten normal human world food for several months.
Zhang Ershao nodded contentedly, and shoved a tip of 200 yuan into the hand of the flight attendant.
"First... Xian Sen, chili beef tenderloin rice or tomato pasta?"
Zhou Hui looked back at his brother-in-law and second son, who were satisfied with each other, and at the messy flight attendant. He politely said, "A glass of milk."
"… what?"
"Add sugar, warm, and serve in a glass."
The flight attendant couldn't have imagined that it would be so easy this time. She pushed the dining cart away in disbelief, and came back after a while to bring Zhou Hui a glass of fresh milk.
Zhou Hui took a sip and was very satisfied: "Thank you."
The flight attendant suddenly felt that she had met a normal person, and she couldn't help but blushed at Zhou Hui's handsome smile. Just when he was about to say you're welcome, he saw Zhou Hui stood up with the milk in his hand, walked straight into the bathroom on the plane, and closed the door.
Airline stewardess:"… "
The flight attendant petrified every inch in the wind. What is this guy doing on the plane? !
·
In the bathroom, Zhou Hui put the milk glass on the counter, and then a small furry head chirped out of his pocket, flapped its small wings twice, and stood tremblingly beside the glass.
"Chirp-chirp!"
The little phoenix began to lower his head to peck and drink the milk. Zhou Hui carefully pinched the back of the little bird cub's neck with two fingers, afraid that it would fall into the cup because it was too engrossed.
This kind of accident happened once when breastfeeding at the airport. At that time, the little phoenix had tender claws, and the chubby body was unstable and fell into the milk with a slap. Before Zhou Hui could catch it, the little phoenix screamed and flew out of the cup, the milk sprayed everywhere, and instantly splashed the suspicious white liquid on Zhou Hui's face.
"Tweet Tweet… Tweet Tweet…" On the plane, Little Phoenix rubbed Zhou Hui's fingers with his tender beak, then lowered his head and continued to peck, and then burped a little.
Zhou Hui picked up the little phoenix and kissed its warm and delicate feathers.
The day before he left Mount Sumeru, Venerable Badi visited in the middle of the night and admitted that he was the one who had transferred the passage between the gods and demons half a month ago, prompting Zhou Hui to visit the Buddha on Wushengtian. Zhang Shun was very concerned about this. Thank you, I insisted on staying with Venerable Badi for breakfast, but the latter refused in a hurry.
Zhou Hui didn't care much about Venerable Ba Ti's small calculations. He had already accumulated a lot of parenting questions for the little phoenix, and he couldn't even find the answer on Tiandao Zhihu. Just when he caught Venerable Ba Ti, he began to ask. In fact, Ba Ti is not very clear about the growth process of the phoenix - back then, the little phoenix was all cultivated by Sakyamuni in the Glacier Temple. I recalled the old events tens of thousands of years ago, and still provided some valuable opinions.
The first is that there is no need to specially feed the food. The phoenix is an ancient divine bird and a creature of heaven and earth. When it wants to eat, it will find something to eat that suits its heart. If it really doesn’t eat it, it doesn’t matter for ten or twenty years.
The second is that the phoenix has just broken its shell and has not yet opened its intelligence. It is like a newly born baby bird. Now it is completely instinctive to be close to whom and not to be close. As for whether the memory of the previous life can be restored, that is something that God can't tell.
Zhou Hui was slightly dejected and asked, "Then when will he regain his sanity?"
"When the phoenix transforms, the intellect will naturally open." Venerable Ba Ti smiled slightly and said: "As for how many years it will take to transform, this is really uncertain... There are ancient beasts that have not transformed for thousands of years. There are white tigers in the form of white tigers, and there are also unicorns that transform immediately upon landing, and it can only be said that when the transformation takes place, it is up to the phoenix himself, so Patron Zhou might as well... just let it happen."
Zhou Hui held the little phoenix in the palm of his hand, held it up in front of him, and looked at its round black eyes.
"You won't make me wait too long, will you?" Zhou Hui whispered.
Little Phoenix tilted his head, not knowing what the handsome man in front of him was talking about, his expression was full of confusion.
However, after a few seconds, its eyes lit up, and it seemed to think of a solution to the problem, so it stretched its neck and leaned forward, flapping its small wings, and rubbed the corner of Zhou Hui's mouth with its tender beak.
"Tweet Tweet!" Little Phoenix said contentedly.
Zhou Hui touched the top of its small head with one finger, and although there was still sadness in his eyes, a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
·
The plane landed slowly in Beijing.
Half an hour later, Zhou Hui, with sunglasses, leather boots, a black motorcycle leather jacket, his wife in his pocket, and his second son and brother-in-law behind him, walked out of the capital airport like a Hollywood superstar walking on the red carpet.
Someone had already parked his car at the entrance of the parking lot. Zhou Hui stood in front of the bright black Mu Shang, holding the key in one hand and pointing to the domineering logo on the front of the car, and solemnly said: "Wife, This is our car, bought two years ago, worth XXX million... From now on it will be your milk powder money! You know what!"
Little Phoenix emerged from his chest pocket and looked up and down the black behemoth: "... chirp?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, I still don't know how much protection fee I have charged with the monks on Mount Sumeru. Don't think I don't know, last time he went to the Glacier Temple to live for two months, and before leaving, he took out all the night pearls that illuminated the wall. I stole a big bag..." Zhang Shun slammed the car door shut, and was about to ask Garuda to complain about his enemy, when he suddenly saw Garuda's calm expression, "—Huh? You don't think this Is it too stupid?"
"… fine."
"What is it?! That's the Glacier Temple! It's like an illegal building by him! Even the gold nuggets in the parquet floor were taken out and transported away. Ba Ti said that no wonder he ran so fast before walking, rushing You can't even catch up with people! You still think 'it's okay'?!"
"..." Garuda turned his head in the back seat of the car and finally admitted: "This behavior itself is wrong."
Zhang Shun was about to agree with him, only to hear him say again: "But, I am the heir to his estate, so..."
Garuda shrugged and made a natural expression.
"..." Zhang Shun's mouth twitched, and countless grass and mud horses whizzed past Buddha's heart.
·
Zhou Hui finally drove back to the National Security Special Office with ease, parked the car downstairs in the familiar gray building, and looked at the unit door through the car window.
Two guards stood guard with guns at the door. On the concrete steps, the inconspicuous glass door was open, no different from the door of any office in Beijing.
"Wife, this is where we go to work to make money." Zhou Hui stroked Xiao Fenghuang's head, with a deep emotion in his tone: "Although I can't actually make any money here, the salary is deducted from five insurances and one housing fund. It's not enough to buy you two bags of French-origin premium custard snack bird biscuits; but here are the friends and brothers we know well, the people we fought together. The important thing is that they won't give up on you in the face of danger , will not betray you in the face of temptation..."
The little phoenix listened quietly, as if realizing something.
On the back seat, Zhang Shun and Garuda both showed expressions of emotion in their eyes.
"What's more important is that they joined you in extortion, private work, and tricking the Shanxi coal boss to come to Beijing to ask for a peace charm!" Zhou Hui said happily: "Guang Situ Yingzhi sold two dozen this year! The last time I called me and said I still have 8 million left to settle! - So overall, this job is quite lucrative, and it will be your snack money from now on, wife!"
Little Phoenix didn't understand, but when he saw Zhou Hui happy, he felt very happy, and with a swipe, he flew to Zhou Hui's shoulder and loudly agreed: "Tweet Tweet! Tweet Tweet! Tweet Tweet!"
On the back seat, Zhang Shun and Garuda's jaws slammed to the ground at the same time.
Zhou Hui kicked the car door and got out of the car with a high arrogance, as if he had just stepped on Afghanistan and punched Iraq, leveled the Pentagon and Buckingham Palace, and swayed his feelings into white ground. The two guards on duty walked into the unit gate with straight eyes.
"Comrades!"
There was a loud roar, the whole building shook a few times, and everyone rushed to the second floor corridor to look down.
I saw Zhou Hui standing in the middle of the hall on the first floor, taking off his sunglasses and throwing it away, holding a golden and red little phoenix high in both hands, his handsome face was extremely arrogant: "Comrades, hello everyone! Lao Tzu brought Feng Si back!"
"Long time no see! Did you miss me-"