It seemed that Laodao's laughter was too heroic. After all, he had been depressed in the detention center for a long time, and he worried every day about when he would be dragged out to eat peanuts. So this laugh was a bit exaggerated.
It may also be that after drinking, his mouth was full of alcohol and the smell was a bit pungent. He also ate several cloves of garlic in the small restaurant at noon.
In conclusion,
The middle-aged driver didn't know what happened, his hands suddenly trembled.
The summer homework exercise book that I just took over fell down again.
It fell into the gap behind the front seat.
"Hey, it's okay, I'll help you pick it up."
The old Taoist bent down and picked up the summer homework book again, and flipped through it casually.
Generally speaking, this kind of summer homework exercise book for elementary school students consists of three parts.
Chinese, mathematics and English.
The old Taoist was simply bored, or perhaps he felt quite close to this elementary school student named "Wang Rui".
There are probably many children named Wang Rui in this world, right
The old Taoist didn't link her to Lin Ke.
"Wow, this handwriting is very beautiful, it's just that the strokes are a bit too deliberate, but it is indeed beautiful.
Hey, this diary composition is well written.
Today, I was reading in the South Street Bookstore. I read a book called "Uncle Tom's Cabin". After reading this book, I felt very sad. Uncle Tom is so pitiful. What did he do wrong
The old Taoist slapped his forehead.
What a coincidence!
Our own bookstore is also located on South Street.
There is actually another fool in this world who is as stupid as the boss to open a losing bookstore in a prime location.
hey-hey,
The boss shouldn't be alone anymore, right
Turn to the second page.
There will be a diary composition after each topic every day. The word count requirement is not high, and there can't be any high requirements for lower grade elementary school students.
"Today, I was reading in a bookstore on South Street again.
There was an old man named Lu Fangweng in the library who taught me Tai Chi for a while.
The old man's name is exactly the same as Lu You's calligraphy.
The old man is very kind and loving. He also has a small pet, which is furry and very cute..."
hey-hey,
There is also a person with the same name as me in that bookstore.
What a coincidence,
What a coincidence...
The old Taoist was stunned.
Holding the summer homework book in hand, I suddenly raised my head.
But he found that the driver had already parked the car on the side of the road and was staring at him.
"Why is this thing in your car?"
The old Taoist asked with some doubt,
Although I drank alcohol,
But at this time, no matter how stupid the old Taoist was, he could guess it.
This is clearly the little girl’s summer homework book!
It's hard for that little Lolita,
Every diary entry has to be written in the tone of an elementary school student, and the child writes it happily.
"Do you know her?" asked the middle-aged driver.
"Ah, yes, I know him. I know him quite well."
The old Taoist nodded.
"Since this is hers, I'll take it back with me. Hey, don't stop. Drive a little further. Follow the No. 4 bus a little further and you can drop me off in front of the bookstore.
Thank you, brother. I'll treat you to tea when we get there."
When he heard the word "bookstore", the middle-aged driver's expression softened a lot.
"Wait a minute, I need to deliver something. This notebook should be from when I took the order directly. She must have taken my car before."
"It's okay, it's okay, you go ahead and do your thing, I'm not in a hurry, I'm not in a hurry."
The old Taoist waved his hand, indicating that the guest should follow the host's wishes.
Anyway, it's a free ride.
Naturally, he couldn't make any service requests.
"The little girl's homework book is actually here with me. How could she be so careless? Could it be that she was tired of doing such stupid questions and just threw the homework book away
That's not right.
This homework is all done."
The old Taoist put his summer homework book into his arms while talking to himself.
I thought about returning it to her when I get back to the bookstore.
If he found another ordinary child's homework book left in a strange car, the old Taoist would definitely get anxious and start to imagine all kinds of things, always thinking that the child might be in danger.
But this is little Lolita's stuff,
Who can harm the little Loli
It is actually understandable that the old Taoist realized it belatedly at this time.
If someone loses a pet cat, they will probably get anxious and angry.
But if someone loses a tigress,
Instead, I calmed down.
It is the people outside who should be worried.
but,
It's fate indeed.
I had just been released from the detention center, and on my way back I picked up the little girl's homework book.
The old Taoist felt that he was truly a blessed man.
"Bang!"
Just then,
The driver opened the back door.
The driver rushed over with a white cloth in his hand.
There was a pile of white cloth, still wet.
The old Taoist was stunned for a moment.
I reacted immediately.
He immediately grabbed the cushions on both sides of his body with both hands and kicked up!
A muffled sound was heard.
The middle-aged driver was kicked out of the car by the old Taoist priest and fell headfirst onto the road.
Lift your head,
The driver who was kicked off had an incredible look on his face.
This old man's skills are so sharp
Having spent most of his life wandering around the world, even though he had no other options except touching the crotch when something happened in the bookstore, most of the time he was useless except for being a cheerleader.
But that depends on what he encountered. If it was a monster or a ghost, the old Taoist wouldn't have much to do. But his skills were still good, even though he was in his early seventies.
If a normal man knew that he would still have the energy to protect himself at the age of seventy,
I guess he must be so happy that he would laugh out loud hiding in his bed.
This is enough to show how healthy the old Taoist is!
If a person with a weak body had walked down the path of the old Taoist priest, he would have been beaten to death by the villagers before he reached adulthood if the villagers were not simple and honest.
How can I live to be seventy years old
"What are you doing? Who are you?"
The old Taoist shouted.
immediately,
The old Taoist thought about it.
The voice lowered a little.
road:
"Brother, do you have a grudge against the owner of this exercise book? Did she just punish or insult you?"
With the little Loli's bad temper,
If she meets someone she doesn't like,
Then that person is likely to be unlucky.
Even now,
I haven't thought of a possibility.
That means something happened to the little girl.
If something happens to the little loli, it won’t happen to an ordinary person, right
At this time, everyone in the study, except for the "father" Wang Ke who was very nervous, everyone else including Zhou Ze felt that this was not a big deal.
The middle-aged driver looked around. It was afternoon and there was a lot of traffic nearby. He didn't dare to delay too much. He took out a dagger from his arms and rushed forward again.
Very straightforward.
Very decisive.
Very fierce,
It's just that kind of worthless little hooligans who like to wave a knife in front of you and say some cruel words that they think are very cool.
A truly ruthless person would just pull out a knife and do it directly.
No more chatter!
Seeing that the other party was using a knife, the old Taoist did not dare to be careless. He stepped back while touching the door handle. After opening the door, he rolled out of the car.
The driver rushed over from the car seat, but the Taoist priest dodged quickly and his attack missed.
"Bang!"
The old Taoist who had just got off the car stood up immediately. Instead of running away, he grabbed the car door with one hand and slammed it shut.
The driver hit his head on the door.
The collision was quite severe.
The old Taoist opened the car door again, intending to subdue this guy. He felt a little sorry for him because he had been beaten up by the little loli before. Now that he dared to use a knife on himself, he was sorry.
I have to teach you a lesson too!
However,
When the old Taoist was about to grab the other person's wrist to snatch the knife, he saw the other person suddenly jump forward, and he actually endured the severe pain on his forehead and rushed forward.
The two grown men entangled with each other and rolled several times on the road. The driver raised a dagger and pretended to stab the old Taoist.
The old Taoist immediately locked his feet on the opponent, and at the same time inserted his arms into the opponent's armpits, exerting force hard!
This locking technique is most suitable for this kind of unreasonable fight.
"ah!"
The driver screamed and felt his limbs twisted and turned, and the dagger in his hand fell to the ground.
The old Taoist showed no mercy at all. He turned over and sat on the driver.
Even though this guy is a martial artist, he only relies on ruthlessness to fight. He may be very fierce to ordinary people, but not so good to those who really know kung fu.
At the moment,
The old Taoist attacked the guy's face from left to right, punching him again and again!
“Bang! Bang! Bang!!!!!!!”
The driver's face immediately turned red and green.
It's like opening a sauce shop.
It was his bad luck that he met the old Taoist priest who had been drunk and had been bullied for so long in the detention center.
The old Taoist is simply venting his anger on this guy.
Of course you have to vent your anger, otherwise what if you get acne
After beating him up,
The old Taoist rubbed his fists.
Get off this driver.
There were many passing vehicles nearby that saw this scene, but no one stopped to take care of this matter.
Of course, the old Taoist didn't dare to really beat this guy to death.
He had been in the detention center for about a month, so he didn't know what happened to Kunshan Long Ge.
Otherwise, if someone dares to hold a knife in front of you,
The old Taoist may be completely happy.
Anyway, this is a road, and there is a traffic light not far ahead, so there should be a camera.
The Taoist priest took out a cell phone from the driver. The driver had been beaten unconscious, so the Taoist priest simply used his finger to unlock the phone.
Afterwards, the old Taoist called his boss.
"Hello."
A familiar voice came from the other end of the phone.
A warm feeling immediately surged in the old Taoist's heart.
The boss's voice,
Still so beautiful,
Like a seaside fishing ground,
Lazy and salty.
"Boss, it's me, it's me!!!"
The old Taoist shouted.
There was silence on the other end of the phone.
The old Taoist was even more moved.
boss,
I must have choked up.
I think it was because I suddenly heard my own voice that I was extremely excited.
However,
After a while,
The person on the other end of the phone responded:
"Who are you?"
“… …” old Taoist.