“Ah ...
Nine female ghosts screamed together,
Lawyer An's face turned green.
This is equivalent to being a thief, sneaking into a wealthy family to steal something, and you are extremely careful, but at the same time you are with a beautiful choir!
In fact, it is not the fault of these nine female ghosts that they suddenly behaved like this. After arriving in hell, they instinctively felt a sense of oppression. They are evil ghosts, and according to the rules of hell, evil ghosts cannot be reincarnated and cannot cross the Naihe Bridge.
so,
hell,
It is the end of them.
They either wander in the desolate world of hell, or are caught and dispersed by the ghost messengers and inspectors of hell.
Just like the parts of an assembly line and a scrap recycling line, they are scrap products that are not needed at either end.
far away,
The group of women in cheongsam who had just been marching gracefully in the ruined building suddenly stopped.
The women stood under their umbrellas and continued to be beautiful, as if all this had nothing to do with them.
Zhou Ze had met them before when he first went to hell. They just passed by on the Yellow Spring Road without stopping or taking any notice.
That otherworldly atmosphere,
It's almost exactly the same as it is now.
You can say they are cold.
But at the same time,
They can also be considered as puppets that have been stripped of all emotions.
But the old woman holding a lantern and leading the team suddenly raised her head.
She opened her mouth, revealing a mouthful of black teeth.
"hehe… … "
A cold laugh came out of the old woman's mouth.
Next,
The old woman uttered a sharp cry:
“What a foul smell, it makes me sick!
A woman who has lost her chastity,
He even has the nerve to lick his way back to hell!
how,
Do you still dare to hope for rebirth?"
The old woman's figure began to flicker.
Every flash means that she is much closer to here.
Like the characters in a slide show, they keep changing.
finally,
She came to the rubble.
After coming here, the old woman discovered that there were two men next to these nine women.
Fortunately, this is hell, and things like love between men and women rarely exist in hell. After all, everyone has no physical body and lacks the most basic tools to commit crimes.
This is also why some evil ghosts who escaped from hell begin to let themselves go like crazy once they return to the world of the living and have a physical body, because only in the world of the living can they truly enjoy themselves, while hell is more like the pure world that monks yearn for, where everyone is "pure in heart and free from desires."
The old woman glanced at Zhou Ze and Lawyer An.
I don't care too much.
Evil ghosts escape from hell from time to time, and there are even more lonely ghosts scattered everywhere.
This is like the blind drifters or vagrants in the big cities in the world. Even in the most glamorous and beautiful corners of the city, there are always such people.
In fact, Zhou Ze has the identity of a ghost catcher, but on the one hand, ghost catchers are really the lowest-level civil servants in the underworld, without any style or special features. On the other hand, the underworld is indeed the representative of the underworld's law enforcement system, but in hell, there is more than just one underworld.
It was normal that the old woman couldn't see Zhou Ze's identity.
Just like when a big leader travels, he has to clear the road and everyone can tell at a glance that he is a big shot.
As for the grassroots civil servants, he might be the one fighting with you for pork elbow when you buy vegetables at the market.
The old woman's attention is still on these nine female ghosts.
Her face was full of disgust and disdain.
Yes,
Disdain and contempt!
"As a woman, if you lose your reputation, you can either be loyal to the end, carry on the incense for your husband's family, and be faithful to one man!
Or die a martyr's death, with dignity and calmness!
Having lost their reputation, they are still filled with resentment and have committed murder. This is truly shameful and disgraceful!"
“… …” Zhou Ze.
Why do I feel like this old lady has some issues with her values
The remnants of feudalism, the remnants of feudalism.
Fortunately, Boss Zhou didn’t have such a strong sense of justice that he stood up and yelled at the old woman: “Bullshit!”
I just stayed in the "corner" and drew circles with Lawyer An silently.
Just silently recite:
Can't see me, can't see me, can't see me...
Anger immediately appeared on the faces of the nine female ghosts. They were already the most pitiful people, and now, being humiliated by this old woman in this way, they became even angrier!
This place is not the Yellow Springs Road, and it is not under the direct jurisdiction of the underworld. If they appeared in other places as evil spirits, they would have been suppressed long ago. But here, they can still be angry.
even,
Still able to fight back!
The evil spirit's counterattack is very simple.
I'm not happy with you.
I'll kill you!
They have already taken human lives, and their consciousness has long been blurred, leaving only the most primitive instincts!
Nine evil spirits rushed towards the old woman.
But the old woman remained motionless.
When the ghost approached her,
A black flame suddenly appeared from the lantern in her hand.
The flame was divided into nine parts and directly swept over the nine female ghosts.
For a moment, the nine female ghosts were trapped in the spot, enduring the painful torture of being burned by the karmic fire.
Screams were heard one after another.
It's really heartbreaking to hear.
"Shameless, unchaste woman, you have come to the right place. This is where you should be!"
The old woman opened her palm, revealing a stack of small pieces of paper that looked a bit like small cut-out clothing patterns.
With a flick of the hand,
The paper flew away.
They fell on nine female ghosts respectively.
For a time,
These nine female ghosts all wore beautiful cheongsams.
The fire of karma dissipated,
The female ghost wearing the cheongsam suddenly became quiet.
They are like puppets, so well-behaved that they couldn't be any more.
Boss Zhou secretly smacked his lips in his heart.
This old woman's worldview is really distorted.
But her methods are just like her values, and they are also extremely powerful.
This method of taming evil spirits is the first time I have seen it, and it feels like I have learned a lot.
As expected, hell is still too dangerous, there are too many big guys in it,
In comparison,
It’s still more comfortable in the world of the living.
The nine female ghosts stood side by side. At this moment, their demeanor was already 70% similar to the cheongsam woman below.
What is missing may be makeup and a peach blossom paper umbrella.
The old woman clapped her hands.
It seems that I feel comfortable.
It was like a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder finally found something he disliked pleasing to the eye, and he felt much happier.
But the next moment,
The old woman suddenly turned her head.
Looked at Zhou Ze and Lawyer An.
"Don't you even take a look at where this place is and whether you little brats are qualified to set foot here?"
Zhou Ze and Lawyer An both became concerned.
They could all sense that the other party's Qi was gathering at this moment.
This is preparation for a fight!
"Forget it, forget it. I am not from the underworld, so why should I meddle in the affairs of the underworld?"
Zhou Ze and Lawyer An felt relieved again.
The ghost messenger from the mortal world came to hell.
It’s like the chief of a local police station has come to Beijing.
You may be a local tyrant, but once you enter Beijing, to put it bluntly, if your shop doorplate falls down and hits ten people, there may be several people with higher official positions and status than you.
It seems that for this reason, many signs have been removed in Beijing since last year.
In conclusion,
In hell,
If you can admit defeat, then do so.
In fact, this is not a question of whether to admit defeat or not. If Zhou Ze and Lawyer An had other identities, or were ordinary underworld officials, they would have fought.
Although the underworld has no jurisdiction over this place, in name, the underworld is still the administrative department of hell.
But Lawyer An is a criminal. Once his presence is revealed and discovered by the outside world, a large number of inspectors or even judges may appear immediately.
Zhou Ze was even more exaggerated. If the consciousness in his body was awakened, who knows what old monster might suddenly come out and kill him to avenge himself.
But the old woman's subsequent words and actions made the two people, who had just put their minds at ease, suddenly worried again.
“Since there are a few more girls, you’ll need a few more servants, so I’ll accept you as my own.
Here in my old body,
At least it will prevent you from being captured by the ghost messenger."
After that,
The old woman opened her palms again.
this time,
There are still two pieces of paper in my palm.
But Zhou Ze and Lawyer An saw it clearly.
Blue,
Wearing a small tall hat,
Damn it!
Isn’t this the clothes of the eunuchs of the Qing Dynasty!
"go!"
The old woman waved her hand and two pieces of clothing flew directly towards Zhou Ze and Lawyer An.
Um,
If it is really a lonely ghost running around in hell,
I guess I just accepted my fate.
Even enjoy it.
After all, if you stay here and serve, you won't be in danger of being caught as a vagrant by the urban management.
Anyway, the person is already dead, why bother
Haven’t you seen how many good men in ancient times cut off their own testicles and entered the palace just to have a bite of rice
But Zhou Ze is different from Lawyer An.
They still have bodies and identities in the world of the living.
They still have a good life waiting for them;
Even if it is a stopgap measure, it is not possible. Not to mention the performance of the nine women before, the clothes seem to have the effect of controlling the soul after putting them on. Even if it leaves some shadows in the depths of one's soul, it is impossible for a man!
Imagine this.
If a normal man,
In my soul, that is, in the depths of my subconscious, I think I am a eunuch.
How horrible would this be
Lawyer An took action first. His left hand turned into bones and he tore into pieces a piece of clothing in front of him.
Zhou Ze was stunned for a moment.
WTF,
You have already made your move.
Why not just rip off two pieces
Zhou Ze's nails also grew out.
He tore the clothes in front of him.
Now that they have already taken action, they are not afraid of anything. The two men stand side by side.
If the breath leaks out, let it leak out.
Now,
I can only pray that this place is not under the jurisdiction of the underworld and will not attract the attention of other big guys in the underworld.
certainly,
This one,
What needs to be done must be done.
This is for the dignity of men!
When he saw the garment he had given him was torn to pieces,
The old woman laughed instead of getting angry.
road:
"Good, very good, very good."
After that,
The old woman took a step back.
It seemed that she also realized that these two men were not ordinary people.
But she immediately clapped her hands and shouted:
"Girls,
"We are here to receive guests!"