Lawyer An lowered his head and looked at his "twin" brother.
Then he raised his head again very seriously,
Pointing at himself,
road:
"I am real."
This is an excuse.
Because he was worried that Zhou Ze would think he was fake. In this place, it was sometimes difficult to distinguish between what was real and what was fake, which inevitably aroused suspicion, even though the two had verified each other when they first came down.
Zhou Ze didn't say anything.
"Fuck, I'm really serious, how could I die here. How do I know why this guy looks so much like me.
Also, what the hell is this green hat? Do you think I like this flavor?"
actually,
After the initial shock,
Think about it carefully.
We can also know that this should not be Lawyer An himself.
first,
The way Lao An looks now is not what he looked like before, just like Zhou Ze's current look is actually Xu Le's look. They are all resurrected from the dead.
"He looks so much like you, which means that this guy is either your twin brother in this body, or he should be your father?" Zhou Ze guessed.
Lawyer An licked his lips.
He looked carefully at the clothes on the body and reached in to try to search his pockets, but the bodies were laid out so neatly that there weren't many gaps between them, so he couldn't even get his hands in.
"I think it's probably the father of this body of mine. The owner of this body before I possessed it was a playboy. It's said that his father died when he was very young."
"Then what?" Zhou Ze asked.
"He's not my biological father, why would I study so much? When I escaped from hell, I had been an inspector in hell for many years. I'm mentally mature. Do you think I'll lack fatherly love after possessing him?"
"That is to say, your father..."
"My body's father."
Lawyer An emphasized,
Zhou Ze kept calling him "your father", which made him feel uneasy.
"The father of your body died here many years ago, and his body was transported here. In other words, your father...
Feel sorry,
The ghost of your body's father is probably still here.
Right
Since the corpse that raises the ghost is also here, and the two of them had just had a meal and chatted with those foreigners at the banquet, it can be inferred that the ghost of Lawyer An's father is likely to be here as well.
"Should, maybe, probably, right."
Lawyer An shrugged.
"Tsk tsk, why don't you have a father-son meeting?"
Zhou Ze teased.
"Okay, give me the hat."
Lawyer An took the hat from Zhou Ze and put it on his father.
"This guy is really unlucky. In fact, he is quite deceptive. The mother of this body of mine was a rich girl, but he deceived her and made her pregnant. Then he died in the wilderness."
“No…”
When Zhou Ze was watching Lawyer An pushing the corpse's head up to put on the hat, he suddenly reached out to stop Lawyer An.
"What's wrong?" Lawyer An asked.
"Look here."
Zhou Ze lifted the head of the corpse as much as possible and brushed aside the long hair that looked a bit like the F4 of that era.
Here below,
There is actually a bullet hole!
"It seems that your father didn't die here while exploring. It seems that he was shot here and his body was dumped in the wilderness. Finally, he was brought in by the Black Mountain Demon Bar here."
"Tsk, tsk, it's still a love-hate story."
Lawyer An clapped his hands and said:
"Okay, can we skip this topic?"
"Okay, let's go out."
An interlude is an interlude after all.
In fact, think about it from another perspective.
For example, if Zhou Ze found the body of Xu Le's father here,
I don't think they would be very interested.
Open the door carefully.
The two men turned left and ran out like thieves... Actually, they were thieves.
There aren't actually that many rooms here, and the underground space is limited. It's impossible to be as exaggerated as Qin Shihuang's Terracotta Warriors' palace.
Moreover, after walking around half a circle, Zhou Ze and Lawyer An soon discovered that there were a lot of red cloths and colorful lights hanging in front of a room, which looked very festive.
That should be the wedding room.
"Boss, go in and take a look. I'll be keeping watch outside. If anyone comes, I'll warn you. If it's really Lin Ke in there, bring her out quickly and we'll fight our way out."
Zhou Ze nodded.
actually,
I have a little worry that Lawyer An didn't mention.
That is the same as what Zhou Ze thought.
What if that little Loli really wants to be the leader here
Lawyer An fully understands the little girl's desire to climb up the ladder. She is also the only one in the bookstore who is full of initiative without the need for him to motivate her.
As long as she can climb up, she'd probably do anything.
If Zhou Ze is allowed to go in, he is her boss anyway. If the worst happens, at least the little Loli's soul and blood are in Zhou Ze's hands, and Zhou Ze has the power of life and death over her.
Seeing Zhou Ze push open the door of the wedding room and go in,
Lawyer An simply hid in the pavilion next door. There was a gauze curtain on the pavilion, which could conceal his figure and at the same time make it convenient to observe the situation outside.
What a coincidence.
There was actually a plate of peanuts and a plate of melon seeds on the stone table in the pavilion.
Lawyer An subconsciously grabbed a handful in his hand and was about to put it in his mouth, but he immediately came to his senses and put the food back, clapping his hands, feeling somewhat helpless.
Why hasn’t the boss come out yet
… …
Zhou Ze pushed open the door and entered the bridal chamber. Fortunately, there were no maids or servants in the bridal chamber, which provided great convenience for Zhou Ze.
at this time,
On the big red festive wedding bed sat a young girl.
Red makeup and red veil,
Sitting there motionless.
Even when Zhou Ze pushed open the door and walked in, she didn't move.
Is this acupuncture
For some reason, when looking at the red veil, Zhou Ze's mind came up with the plot of Yin Zhiping and Xiaolongnu when he watched "The Return of the Condor Heroes" before, the version he watched was the one starring Louis Koo and Li Ruotong.
I remember that Xiaolongnu seemed to have been acupunctured, and then Yin Zhiping put a white cloth on her face.
Perhaps it was because he had experienced too many dangerous things, Zhou Ze felt that he was always surprised by the changes in his brain circuits at critical moments.
"Lin Ke? Lin Ke?"
Zhou Ze shouted softly,
But the bride on the bed remained motionless.
Zhou Ze simply walked up,
He grabbed the other person's red veil and prepared to lift it up.
Who knew that at this moment,
The bride actually stretched out a hand and grabbed her wrist!
This bride must be a wrestler, why is her hand so strong
The next moment,
Two red dots suddenly appeared inside the red veil.
Look at this location.
It should be the bride who had her eyes closed before, now she has opened her eyes!
This is not Lin Ke!
Not her!
Although he didn't lift the veil, Zhou Ze knew that Lin Ke's grip wasn't that strong, and if she tried to stop him, she would probably just stick out her tongue.
"Who are you?"
The bride asked coldly.
The voice is cold,
It was definitely not the voice of a little girl.
Fuck,
Now Zhou Ze can be sure that
You really found the wrong person.
and,
I seemed to have met a character like Tianshan Tonglao, with the body of a little girl, but the voice of an adult woman!
Next,
The bride's hand suddenly exerted more force, causing Zhou Ze to stagger and fall onto the bed. Then, the bride's other hand grabbed Zhou Ze's face directly.
Fortunately, Boss Zhou was not easily frightened, especially after beheading the three corpses, his combat experience increased exponentially. At the beginning, he simply thought he had met Lin Ke so the city gates were wide open. Now that the opponent had taken the initiative, Zhou Ze immediately began to counterattack!
Zhou Ze's body did not retreat, but rushed directly towards the bride. At the same time, he directly hit the bride's hand. However, at this moment, Zhou Ze's nails also grew out.
"hiss!"
The bride gasped.
The whole person flew out of the bed.
Press your hands down and bend your feet.
He made the movements of a runner,
He stared at Zhou Ze who was sitting on the bed with great vigilance.
Her red veil had fallen off during the quick movement.
Revealing her face,
This is a very young face, but the look in her eyes contains vicissitudes of life. At the same time, black blood is dripping from her right hand.
Zhou Ze shook his wrist, and the place where the bride had grabbed it before was now bruised. This woman was really strong.
"Who are you?"
The bride continued to ask,
At the same time, he began to look around.
It looks like he is ready to call for help.
Zhou Ze did not hesitate, he stretched out his ten fingers and said in a low voice:
"coffee!"
Ten black mists shot out quickly from the nails.
The bride turned over and tried to dodge.
But he was still tied up.
only,
Before Zhou Ze could do anything else,
The bride's body began to shrink rapidly, leaving only her clothes falling down. Then, a small black snake crawled out from her clothes, landed on the ground, and jumped, ready to break through the window and go out.
Zhou Ze's eyes fixed.
He waved his hand and said:
"newspaper!"
“Bang!”
A very crisp sound.
The little snake that had just jumped up was hit hard by a huge fly swatter and fell to the ground in a very embarrassed manner.
Zhou Ze quickly stepped forward and grabbed the snake with his fingernails.
If the snake dares to move again,
Zhou Ze was confident that his nails could cut it into many pieces in an instant.
"He's actually a snake spirit?"
Zhou Ze smiled speechlessly.
However, this snake spirit was quite weak. It was much worse than the Eighth Aunt contained in his Yin-Yang Book. There was no comparison at all.
There was a pleading look in the little black snake's eyes, and it even spit out its tongue and licked Zhou Ze's fingers as if it was teasing.
"I'm a ghost messenger, and I'm here to look for someone, not you. If you answer my questions obediently, I'll leave right away and you can continue to be your bride.
I want to ask you, have you seen a fair and cute little girl about your height brought in recently? "
As soon as Zhou Ze finished speaking,
A look of resentment suddenly appeared in the little black snake's eyes, and then it began to struggle.
Zhou Ze let go of his hand.
The little black snake fell to the ground.
In a flash, she turned back into a girl, but without any clothes on.
Zhou Ze was not so pedantic as to turn his head away and not look at anything inappropriate. At this moment, only a fool would turn his back to others.
"Sir, are you looking for that little vixen?"
The bride said through gritted teeth.
"Little vixen?" Zhou Ze was stunned for a moment. "Hey, the things between you fairies have nothing to do with me. That's a person. To be more precise, a person with a physical body."
"It's that little vixen that my husband brought back from outside a few days ago. She has completely bewitched me!"
"oh… … "
Zhou Ze understood.
It turns out that the "fox spirit" here is not a real "fox spirit".
"Her name is Lin Ke, right?" The bride looked up at Zhou Ze and asked eagerly.
seem,
In this matter,
She was more anxious than Zhou Ze.
"Yes, I'm here to take her away."
"Okay, I know where she is. Come on, I'll help you find her. She's not far from here. I'll take you to find her!"
The bride was so excited,
He actually dragged Zhou Ze out without even putting on clothes.
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Zhou Ze called her,
She always felt that the bride's reaction was too strange.
Boss Zhou is not a person who trusts others easily. In fact, it is really strange that a person who hears lies every day can easily trust others.
And the person standing in front of him was a monster.
"Sir, didn't you see? Today I am getting married to my husband, but he was bewitched by that vixen and didn't even show up at the wedding!
Now I am left sitting alone on my marriage bed for so long,
I want that vixen to die... hiss hiss!"
The bride spit out her tongue and changed her words:
"I want that vixen to leave right now!"