"Please take a seat!"
A seemingly random sentence.
It was like opening the devil's cage.
For a time,
The bones under the throne, which had been silent before, suddenly roared fiercely again.
Shadows extended from them.
They roared,
They roared,
They were excited.
Before, they were angry, unwilling, and struggling, but when he sat on the throne again, he instantly became the most obedient Husky.
They transformed into agile and loyal hounds, rushed out and pounced on the prey pointed by the Lord of the Throne!
In a moment,
The three female curators who were about to leave the wax museum were pulled back.
Their figures in front of these huge and strange demonic shadows,
It looks so pocket-sized.
God knows how many demons Ying Gou killed out of boredom back then!
but,
According to Zhou Ze's understanding of Ying Gou,
Although this fellow was a great general under the Yellow Emperor, he also made great military achievements in his campaigns to the east and the west. It would not be an exaggeration to say that his achievements surpassed those of his master.
As for what happened to him in ancient times, it was because he was arrogant and disobeyed the Yellow Emperor.
Or maybe it was because his achievements surpassed those of his master that Huangdi became suspicious of him and used means to demote him, fearing that he would perform an ancient version of "wearing the yellow robe".
Perhaps only Ying Gou himself knows the truth of this matter.
Even the things in history books cannot be taken seriously, let alone the stories in myths;
You should know that Liu He, the Marquis of Haihun, who was in power for only more than 20 days during the Western Han Dynasty, was recorded in history books as having done more than a thousand bad things during his reign.
In other words, apart from eating, drinking, defecating, urinating and sleeping, this guy has been doing bad things all the time. Is it possible
In hell back then, how many blind demons had attempted to challenge the authority of the master of the Nether Sea
Zhou Ze didn't know.
But think about it,
The demon gods should not have the lofty ideal of a single spark starting a prairie fire to collectively resist dictatorship.
I guess,
Maybe today,
Ying Gou felt that the throne was a little uneven.
I went to kill a demon god to cushion my anger.
Tomorrow, I feel a little unfair again.
Then he went and killed another one.
The day after tomorrow...
possible,
It is because of this obsessive-compulsive disorder,
This is what makes the bone throne comparable to the "Jingguan" in its current scale.
Distance creates beauty.
But Zhou Ze really has no distance.
Zhou Ze's thoughts were flying.
The three people on the female curator's side were trembling.
They were actually very familiar with the terrifying aura surrounding them.
For thousands of years, his clan has not only been worshiping this bone throne, but more importantly, it has been making deals with the phantoms of demons under the throne.
Offering bloody food,
Ask them to help themselves.
At this time,
These phantoms of demons who have been worshipped by their own clan for thousands of years,
But he became their executioner.
No credibility,
There is no mercy!
Master of the Nether Sea,
Although it has fallen for many, many years,
But as the skeletons who had experienced his terror firsthand,
Deep in the soul,
Still branded with that great fear!
Seriously,
Boss Zhou is now taking advantage of the power of the tiger.
After all, Ying Gou hasn't woken up yet.
Still sleeping.
In fact, even if Ying Gou woke up at this time, she was no longer the Ying Gou who liked to shout "the table leg is tilted" and go out to find books to put under the table.
The situation at this time,
It can only be said to be a coincidence.
Who knew that the female curator would be such a person
Who would have expected that Zhou Ze's action of unwrapping the "coffee newspaper" would lead him to misjudge Zhou Ze's strength, and eventually summon the phantom of the bone throne.
“Plop!”
Very straightforward.
Tried to test.
Try to go hard.
Tried to cheat the cheaters.
Tried to escape,
But this,
It didn't affect her kneeling down at this moment!
"Master, are you back? Master, are you really... back?"
The female curator "burst into tears"
Crying bitterly,
A look of surprise and disbelief.
What a pity,
Let's not talk about her acting skills for now.
Her body,
He was almost beaten into a pulp by the little boy using the magic that Lawyer An taught him.
At this time, she cried,
It looked more like a human-shaped caterpillar choking and wriggling.
Zhou Ze turned his face slightly.
Look at her.
The curator continued to perform:
"Master, you are finally back. We, the people of this clan, have been waiting for you so hard!"
Zhou Ze continued to remain silent.
The little boy stood aside silently.
Just find it interesting.
However, I feel a little disappointed.
He is very old, but he has been living in hiding ever since he woke up as a zombie.
At that time, I rescued several mountain people in the forest.
As a result, the mountain people built a temple for themselves, but he destroyed it.
He is a person who cannot see the light.
Do we have to build a temple to tell God that there is a zombie here and ask God to send down thunder and kill me quickly
so,
To a large extent, the little boy has always maintained his innocence, otherwise there would not have been a plot in which he was betrayed and almost swallowed up by his subordinates.
"Master, I will go and tell the tribe members and the elders. If they knew that you have returned, they would be overjoyed!
Our people have worshipped the master's throne for thousands of years.
I have been looking forward to my master's return!
When the master returns to hell, our clan will certainly serve as his vanguard, becoming his most loyal guard dogs, and being driven by him!"
When I heard the word "guard dog",
Boss Zhou on the throne frowned.
You want to
Competing with me for favor
Oh no,
wrong,
Anyway, the word "guard dog" means
This made Boss Zhou very unhappy.
Because Ying Gou always teased him with these three words.
actually,
One thing,
Zhou Ze has always been very strange.
With Ying Gou's personality,
Before falling,
Hand over your throne to someone else
Ying Gou would not do such a respectable thing as asking a bunch of his close associates to quickly divide up the property and live in peace before something goes wrong.
It is possible that even if he had a premonition that something big would happen tomorrow,
It’s time to take a nap today.
I'll just enjoy myself to my heart's content, without worrying about the flood after I die!
This is the truest portrayal of Ying Gou's character.
so,
This throne,
How did it fall into the hands of their clan
Lawyer An once said that according to the secret records of the underworld;
After Ying Gou fell,
The princes who were suppressed in the hell rose up together.
Fight for territory,
It even divided the Netherworld Sea,
The vast sea,
Only one River Styx remained.
This is equivalent to when the former Soviet Union collapsed, businessmen and governments around the world waved their money and used their connections to divide up the Soviet Union's state-owned assets.
This throne,
Such a big piece of fat,
How did it fall into the hands of this clan
If it was really Ying Gou who gave it away,
Mr. Zhou, who is frugal and manages his household well,
But it really hurts!
"Master, I will inform the elders of the clan and tell them the good news of the master's return!"
The female curator spread out one hand, ready to question.
Zhou Ze silently uttered two words:
"Strangulation."
"roar!"
"roar!"
"roar!"
The shadows of demons from all around rushed up,
The three female curators were instantly drowned.
This is the devil's carnival,
The female curator only had time to let out one last scream.
It was dismembered completely.
The souls of the two employees were also crushed and eaten.
Boss Zhou subconsciously reached out and touched his chin.
I am deeply pleased.
These demons,
Everyone understands the value of food.
immediately,
Zhou Ze stood up and left the throne.
The shadows of demons surrounded him, staring at him.
The little boy stood silently under the throne.
It's like a protection.
Zhou Ze reached out and gently pushed the little boy away.
Slowly he walked down the steps to the throne.
at this time,
This throne is slowly melting,
It was originally a "phantom" created by the female curator using wax figures, similar to the real projection of the throne.
After the death of the female curator,
The collapse of this throne,
It is inevitable.
But at this time Zhou Ze still had one thing to do.
and,
This matter,
Zhou Ze felt that he should do it.
It may be better than when Ying Gou wakes up and comes out to do it,
The effect will be better.
No other,
When I think of that silly guy waiting foolishly for the "empty gate" to open in Xuzhou,
Wait for the Buddha to come down.
Zhou Ze was so angry that his teeth were itching.
This is like a couple living together.
There is no rice left at home.
But the man still goes out to gamble and treat others to show off his wealth!
"I'm not awake yet."
Zhou Ze spoke.
The shadows of the demon gods around him did not move.
But the surrounding atmosphere,
It seemed to be frozen.
"You should have noticed it, too."
Zhou Ze shrugged.
"I am very weak now. I can even say that I am not myself anymore."
The shadow of the demon began to become restless.
Their guess,
will be suppressed by Ying Gou's terrifying image back then,
But when Zhou Ze took the initiative to speak out,
Inevitably, they begin to have other thoughts and impulses.
"You can all rush over and try to see if you can disassemble and eat me like she did, and take revenge."
Zhou Ze smiled and pointed at himself.
The shadows of demons began to gather and move.
"You can also try and see. When this throne phantom collapses and you return to the real throne, you can tell her people that you have found traces of my existence."
Zhou Ze continued.
The little boy pursed his lips.
He was a little nervous.
Part of it was due to the oppression from the shadows of the demon gods around him.
The other half was something he had not thought of before. Once this matter got out, it would cause such a huge uproar and wave!
"I am him, and I am not him."
Zhou Ze looked around.
With great force,
“Keep your mouth shut about what happened today!
I made you a promise!
In the near future,
The day I truly return,
I will personally unseal you.
Send you freedom,
Help you rebuild your body.
Lead you to fight hell again,
Let’s work together to take back everything you and I have lost!
then,
Hell is ours;
future,
Hell will be ours too!
You are no longer prisoners under the throne,
You will become my comrades,
Hell is big.
Big enough for me to share with you!"
The shadows of the demons staggered.
When the throne was half melted,
“Wow!”
All the phantoms of the demons knelt down in front of Zhou Ze.
Hiss…
Cool!
Boss Zhou subconsciously took a breath of cold air.
In order to pursue the feeling of being superior to others, many people become officials, many people pursue dictatorship, wealth and glory, they really don’t care, what they want is actually the pleasure brought by being worshipped!
And myself,
He was prostrated by a group of demons!
This refreshing feeling,
It went straight to the top of his head almost in an instant!
If it weren't for the little boy beside me supporting me,
Boss Zhou almost fell to the ground.
The throne finally collapsed,
The phantoms of the demon gods also collectively dissipated.
Return to where the true throne lies.
The little boy supported Zhou Ze and asked curiously:
"Is that the solution?"
them,
Just believe it like that
Oh, Devil,
Is it so easy to fool
Isn’t this very similar to the “iron idiot” that the boss often talks about
Zhou Ze nodded and said:
“I can only say,
The reputation of that product is really good.”
Die to save face,
But it is precisely because of the desire to save face,
Therefore, Zhou Ze was willing to make a deal with Ying Gou, and he was not afraid that Ying Gou would regret it after being cheated;
so,
These demons who were killed by Ying Gou and used as table legs are also the ones who know Ying Gou best.
Only then will you believe the promise made by "Yinggou"!
It's a pity that Ying Gou was born too early.
I didn’t catch up with Cangjie’s creation of Chinese characters.
Otherwise, perhaps an idiom would appear.
Call:
Win the promise!