In fact, when you do something for the first time, you will really feel "guilty".
But if you do something too much, you will become numb to it. The most obvious example is the seven-year itch.
And put it here,
Anyway, his boss has repeatedly put the blame on Geng Chen.
Lawyer An felt that he was adding more blame to his case.
Gengchen should be used to it by now, right
Of course, no matter what, it’s because Lawyer An himself doesn’t want to die.
Geng Chen showed an absurd smile on his face, but he said nothing, and did not even refute, and seemed to have acquiesced.
The old monkey walked up to Lawyer An.
expressionless,
Raise your hand,
Placed on Lawyer An's shoulders.
At this moment,
Lawyer An's heart was in his throat. He knew that his life or death depended on the next move of the old man in front of him.
I can only say that it is really too much of a coincidence;
If Lawyer An knew that the old man in front of him had just had a "phone call" with his boss,
Even his boss was trying to include him in the list of bookstore employees.
Lawyer An probably doesn't have to tremble like a quail anymore.
Maybe he would also use the opportunity to climb up and show off his seniority, and at the same time educate him about the corporate culture of the bookstore.
but,
Things didn't seem to have completely fallen into an irreversible abyss.
Because the old monkey laughed,
He smiled.
Lawyer An also laughed, and his laughter was very flattering, very shameless, and like that of an idiot.
"You are... a demon?"
The old monkey asked a question.
"I am a demon, a demon!"
"Can a demon be an official of the underworld?"
The old monkey twitched his hand.
Lawyer An shuddered.
The scroll with the text of one's origin appeared in the old monkey's hand.
"Look at what you said. These days, life as a demon is too difficult, so you have to diversify your career.
Isn’t it popular to transform industries now? I am also a part of this transformation.”
The old monkey lowered his head.
Looking at Lawyer An,
"You are shameless enough."
"That's right, that's right."
“Hehehe…”
He laughed again, he laughed again!
Lawyer An was overjoyed.
No one should treat anyone as a fool. Lawyer An knew that he was just pretending to be a demon in front of a super demon with a demon pill, which was like pretending to be an elephant with a green onion on his nose.
But this is exactly the effect he wants. If others think he is funny and interesting, they might not be in a hurry to kill him.
This may be,
This is Lawyer An’s survival wisdom.
Just as he had said to Gengchen before, no matter what, he would not give up the possibility of survival.
"Since you made me happy once..."
"Don't worry, we will leave right away and won't bother you anymore..."
"I'll give you a chance to say your last words before you die."
“… …” Lawyer An.
Geng Chen, who was standing next to him, twitched his lips. Although he was a gentleman, he still said in his heart: It’s what he deserves!
Lawyer An had a sad face.
The old monkey stood up straight.
Lawyer An shook his head.
Instead, he put away his previous demeanor and became much more indifferent. He said calmly:
"If you have the opportunity to go to Tongcheng in the future, please tell my boss that..."
When I heard the place name "Tongcheng",
A gleam of light flashed in the old monkey's eyes.
The hand he placed on Lawyer An's shoulder suddenly exerted force.
“Ahhh!!!!!”
Lawyer An felt as if his soul was being pulled apart and it was extremely painful.
"You're from... Tongcheng?"
"Forehead… "
Lawyer An was stunned for a moment.
Doesn’t this guy have a grudge against anyone in Tongcheng
Or do you have a grudge against your boss
Lawyer An is no longer thinking about the issue of life and death. He is now beginning to worry that he will "live a life worse than death". For someone of this level, it would be very easy to torture him to death.
"Oh no, no, no, actually, actually I came from hell."
"We are from Tongcheng." Geng Chen said from the side. At this moment, he could tell the truth. Lawyer An had put the blame on him before, and he accepted it. Now, it didn't matter.
"There is a monkey in Tongcheng, do you recognize it..."
"Yes, I know him. That golden monkey, right?"
A fire of hope immediately rose in Lawyer An's eyes!
"Heh..."
“Bang!”
Lawyer An was hit on the ice by a huge force.
grass…
"It seems that you don't recognize him."
Saying,
The old monkey raised his foot.
"Move the mountain...Move the mountain monkey...Move the mountain!"
Lawyer An, who was pinned to the ground, shouted immediately.
The old monkey stopped in the air.
Mountain-moving monkeys,
It seems that
This guy in front of me,
We really got to know each other.
Lawyer An no longer had the energy to observe the changes in the old monkey's expression. He could only grab this life-saving straw and climb up desperately. He took a gamble!
"I have a very good relationship with that monkey. I bathe it every day, do its hair every day, and take it to have fun with the female monkey..."
The old monkey heard this.
There was a flash of anger in his eyes.
You and that mountain-moving coolie,
Such a good relationship
and you,
Just go to hell!
Lawyer An only felt a huge force pouring down on him.
Oh my god,
He didn't know what was going on.
But at this time, I can only seize the last bit of time to continue tinkering:
"I didn't take care of it because it stinks. It really stinks. Aside from the old Taoist cleaning it up, I don't bother to take care of it!"
foot,
Stopped again.
Geng Chen, who was standing next to him, looked at this strange scene and felt a little amused and helpless. This death could not be a quick one.
Taoist priest
that,
An old Taoist
"You still... know that Taoist?"
The old monkey asked again.
Taoist? Old Taoist
In an instant,
Lawyer An felt as if his Ren and Du meridians were opened.
If there is dubbing at this time,
It should be a "ding" sound.
There is only one truth!
I figured it out, I figured it out, I figured it out!
Lawyer An's expression changed immediately. He had been changing his face all the time anyway, but at this moment he felt that he still needed a little more change, a little more solemnity, a little more solemnity, and a little more loftiness. It would be best if he could have that feeling of the whistling wind and the cold Yishui River!
"How dare you! Are you worthy of calling me by my name
You can kill me.
You can insult me.
You can abuse me as you please.
But you can't be disrespectful to him!
He is a Taoist, but he is definitely not old!
He shines as brightly as the sun and the moon, and he lasts forever!
He is the kindest light of yin and yang, and his brilliance will forever shine on the entire world and hell!
you,
Don't blaspheme him.
Even if you kill me now, or even sacrifice my soul,
I won't allow you to be disrespectful to him!"
“… … ”Gengchen.
At this moment,
Gengchen Huanzhuang felt that it was not unfair that he was sent to the sealed land to be a gatekeeper by An Buqi. This other person's political sense really blew him into pieces.
Although he didn't know the real secret in the bookstore, he could confirm that Lawyer An was farting just now.
The old monkey retracted his foot.
Turn around,
With his back to Lawyer An and Geng Chen,
On his face,
He smiled.
Even though I know there is some untruth in these words, even though I know there may be some water in them,
But he chose to ignore it, chose to neglect it,
He enjoyed this feeling.
Enjoy the feeling of being praised by others.
A thousand years have passed.
Hell has already changed.
It has been a long, long time since anyone has praised him, my... lord.
Lawyer An climbed up carefully.
Then he sat up slowly again.
at last,
He tried to get up again.
Looking at the old monkey's back,
After a pause,
Finally, I decided to take another gamble to put the final conclusion.
"Praise... Tarzan."
The old monkey, with his back to Lawyer An, had already shed two lines of tears.
Lawyer An's mouth formed an "oh" shape.
If the environment and the scene did not allow it, he really wanted to gesture "Yeah!"
Oh shit,
Want to live,
You still have to rely on your brain!
At the same time, Lawyer An also demonstratively glanced at Geng Chen who was confused beside him.
hehe,
People like you will never experience this kind of pleasure of clinging to someone powerful.
"You... you came here... for what..."
The old monkey asked a question.
Come chase the stars,
Come and see my dead goddess,
See if my goddess is buried here.
Even if we can't see her body, it would be good to just look at her cenotaph.
Earlier, that bastard from the law enforcement team told him that her body had been taken away by the team leader, and he thought there was no hope of ever seeing anything about her again in this lifetime.
But Geng Chen told himself that when the law enforcement team was punished and the chieftain was suppressed, the girl with purple ribbon took out her things, which might be the remains or something else...
Lawyer An's restless heart immediately became unsettled!
Seeing that Lawyer An had remained silent, Geng Chen said, "I came to see..."
Lawyer An immediately interrupted Geng Chen's words.
Righteous words, sonorous and powerful:
"I'm here to see if there are any kind-hearted and righteous people in this world who are still loyal to Mount Tai!
I came to see if the servants who followed the Lord’s glory in the past have forgotten His teachings and kindness! "
The old monkey trembled.
He thought of the scene he saw when he possessed Hou Liangliang before. It seemed that everything was within the Lord's calculations!
otherwise,
In this world,
How could such a coincidence happen
The voice trembled a little:
"You are serving..."
"yes!"
Lawyer An stood up straight immediately.
He desperately groped in his pockets with both hands.
Where is it
Where
Where did you go
Damn it, I totally forgot about this. I saw it last time when I was taking a shower. I even scolded it for being in the way. I hope I can take it back and throw it in the bathroom.
No, no,
Must find, must find!
If I had known this earlier, I would have asked for a few more. Why are you complaining about them being dirty? What kind of dirt do I complain about
Found it!
Lawyer An pulled out a wrinkled and even half-wet talisman paper.
He stood firm.
He straightened his spine.
He cleared his throat.
He said in a deep voice:
"The Taishan talisman is here. Seeing this talisman is like seeing the Lord himself!"