At this moment,
Lawyer An felt that he was glowing.
I feel like my life has reached its peak, I feel like my life has reached its peak…
The highest level of bragging is not how you can convince others, but that you believe it firmly.
Lawyer An felt like he was standing in the clouds, holding not a bright yellow talisman paper, but a golden scroll. Behind him, there was a towering phantom of Mount Tai.
Of course, it would be even better if there were another 100,000 evil soldiers and generals standing on both sides.
He is the messenger of hell, he represents the will of reincarnation!
This may be the difference between the selfies in Moments and the real self.
Because in Gengchen's eyes,
At the moment, Lawyer An looked like a eunuch with a shrill duck voice delivering imperial edicts.
He's so arrogant.
But the effect,
At least for now,
Still very good,
Because after the old monkey saw the talisman paper, he first moved closer and sniffed it with his nose.
It seems to be distinguishing true from false.
Next,
I couldn't contain my excitement.
The knees began to bend slowly.
To Lawyer An,
Kneel down!
"OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Lawyer An slowly raised his head.
Trying hard to restrain yourself from showing the look of a mean person,
But I screamed wildly in my heart.
This taste, this sourness,
wonderful,
Wonderful!
Although he didn't know who the person in front of him was, but since he was related to the Lord of the Mansion and had just demonstrated strength that overwhelmed the two of them, how could his status be so low
This is such an enjoyable process!
I no longer consider whether it will shorten my lifespan or not, I just want to have fun first!
After a while,
The old monkey stood up again.
His face regained its calmness.
It seems that the previous emotional fluctuations were just an illusion that did not exist at all.
The aura around him became oppressive again.
He did not deliberately create any atmosphere, nor did he intentionally try to suppress the two people in front of him. His mere presence here was actually a natural form of oppression.
When an ant walks up to a giant, even if the giant does nothing, the ant will tremble inwardly.
“Ahem…”
Lawyer An coughed.
It seems like he's going to say something.
For example, give yourself a status like imperial envoy or special commissioner
Since this guy is so smart, I would feel sorry for myself if I don't take advantage of him. After meeting my goddess, I can bring this guy back to the bookstore.
hey-hey,
The boss must be so happy that he will spit out his coffee.
But the old monkey just stretched out his hand,
“Buzz!”
Lawyer An instantly felt his body being restrained by a terrifying force.
Sweet dreams,
It came quickly, like a tornado, but left just as suddenly.
"You...what are you going to do?"
Lawyer An asked in some surprise.
I am an imperial envoy.
I carry the decree with me.
Laozi and Fujun are good brothers and have visited prostitutes together!
How come you change your expression faster than turning the pages of a book!
Kneel down,
Kneel down for me again!
presumptuous!
"If it was that mountain-moving coolie here, he might have really been fooled by you, but... I am me, hehe."
Mountain moving coolie
Mountain-moving monkey
Lawyer An thought to himself, why does it taste so sour
"Come here, tell me the truth. If you dare to lie again, I will make you regret coming into this world!"
As soon as the words fell,
The old monkey turned around,
Walk straight towards the rocky surface in the center of the cold pond.
Lawyer An bowed and nodded behind him.
Followed by a small stroll,
At this moment, he did not have the slightest demeanor of an imperial envoy, and he even flattered the emperor out of habit:
"I knew I couldn't fool you just now, but what happened to you just now..."
Hearing this, the old monkey suddenly stopped;
Lawyer An immediately stood still, took a rest, listened to the teachings, and prepared to comprehend the spirit.
"Life must always have a sense of ritual."
After that,
The old monkey continued to move forward.
Lawyer An nodded. "Yes, that makes sense. I've learned something from it."
When they reached the rock platform, the old monkey pointed to the ground and said:
"Wait a moment."
"Okay, go ahead and do your thing. You don't need to call us. We are not thirsty or hungry."
The old monkey walked forward again, left the cold pond, and disappeared among the cherry blossoms in front.
Lawyer An let out a long sigh, wiped the sweat from his forehead, turned around and looked at Geng Chen who was slowly catching up with him.
Geng Chen walked over silently and sat down on the rock. He didn't ask anything and there was no contempt on his face, because the reason he was still alive was because of Lawyer An's performance.
"Now, it looks like we're all right for now."
Lawyer An said.
"Yeah." Geng Chen nodded, and then said, "It's quite interesting."
"Don't you think my behavior just now is embarrassing for you, a great gentleman?"
"No, I think it's not easy. Sometimes, living requires more courage than dying."
"Hey, it feels pretty good to be praised by you."
"But next, are you sure? This person is not easy to fool."
"What are you trying to fool around with? Just tell the truth. His performance just now doesn't seem to be completely fake. Don't worry, there may be unexpected gains this time.
I said, in fact, our boss admires you very much, you can now consider whether to join the bookstore."
"What do I have that your boss values?"
Gengchen seems very calm and relaxed.
"You will take the blame."
“… … ”Gengchen.
"Being able to take the blame well is a skill, and you are also a gentleman. The boss can just give you some free chicken soup and make you stick to your principles and go through fire and water for him. You will be a popular commodity."
"hehe."
"Don't laugh, this is real. I know what kind of person I am, so to be honest, I prefer to play with people like you."
"Thanks."
"You're welcome."
About a quarter of an hour later, the old monkey came back with a huge python in his hand. The python was covered with silver scales and it was obvious that it was not an ordinary species. Even if it was not a big monster, it was at least a spirit. But now, it was dead.
The old monkey sat down.
I reached out and tore off a piece of snake meat, put it in my mouth and chewed it, just like buying a bucket of popcorn before watching a movie.
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"Begin to speak."
… … …
This time,
Lawyer An did not add any more water to his story. He could smile and joke around before, but everything has to be done in moderation, and Lawyer An was naturally clear about that.
But he still deliberately omitted some things about the boss. In Lawyer An's narration, the boss Zhou Ze was just a very capable constable with good luck. He had saved the old Taoist several times and was highly valued and appreciated by the old Taoist.
When the story is finished,
The python spirit that the old monkey had captured before had been eaten down to a bone.
"Plop"
The old monkey threw the bones into the thawed cold pond.
The fish inside immediately gathered around and began to gnaw on and decompose the python's bones. It was obvious that the fish in the cold pond had already undergone abnormal changes due to this special diet.
The old monkey clapped his hands, put them into the cold pond to wash, and said:
"So, what are you doing here?"
"To find a grave."
Lawyer An replied.
The old monkey nodded, pointed to the cold pond, and said, "There is indeed a tomb in here."
Lawyer An smiled, very happily;
It is always easy for people to get self-satisfaction in this regard.
"There is another person in the tomb, and the body is well preserved."
Lawyer An's smile became brighter, as if spring had come and all things were reviving.
"And the meat is very delicious." Old monkey.
“… …” Lawyer An.
Geng Chen who was standing next to him raised his head in surprise. He had been listening silently with his head down before. To be honest, he found what he heard quite interesting. He knew that Lawyer An and the others had been hiding something from him, but he didn't expect that the thing was so huge.
My Lord,
The Lord of the Mansion is reincarnated.
Tsk tsk.
However, when Geng Chen heard the old monkey’s “delicious meat”, he couldn’t help but feel sorry for Lawyer An.
At the end of the licking, there is really nothing left...
The old monkey ignored Lawyer An's somewhat excited mood and said:
“What I ate was a man, but there was no woman in the tomb;
or,
Your crush is a man?"
"How is this possible!" Lawyer An screamed.
"I can be sure that the one I ate was a male. I remember that I threw out his two eggs and shared them with the fish here, right?"
As soon as the old monkey said "Isn't it?"
Countless fat carps emerged from the cold pond.
Come up together and blow bubbles and nod.
Lawyer An looked at Geng Chen beside him. He didn't think that the old monkey would lie to him, because there was no need for him to lie to himself.
Geng Chen shrugged his shoulders, his young body trying to show an indifferent attitude, but it looked a little cute:
"I swear, I didn't lie to you."
"What on earth is going on?"
Lawyer An was stunned.
"Perhaps this may be of some help to you."
Saying,
The old monkey waved to the fish in the cold pond.
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"After I gave you guys my balls, I seemed to have thrown something down there. Do you remember?"
Who says fish only have a seven-second memory!
soon,
Several of the fattest carps floated out, holding up a black sign.
The old monkey reached out and took the sign, and threw it in front of Lawyer An. Lawyer An immediately picked it up, and his expression suddenly changed:
"this… … "
"What is this? What does the token say?"
Geng Chen was short in stature, and was suppressed by the old monkey's aura in this place, so he couldn't fly. He could only jump hard with his neck twisted, feeling very anxious.
Lawyer An turned the sign over and showed it to Geng Chen.
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"There are no words or pictures on it, just a sign, really just a sign..."
“… … ”Gengchen.