"Hahaha, holy shit, did you see that? Did you see that? That bastard got beaten again!"
“Hahahaha, hahahaha, this is the King of Hell, this is the King of Hell, being pinned down by an old monkey and used as a toilet.”
"Fuck, that old monkey's punch was really hard."
"This slap feels so good, slap this bastard to death!"
The "divine beasts" of the Northeast kept popping out of Lawyer An's mouth one after another.
Maybe it was because on the eve of leaving Tongcheng,
Lawyer An once went to the pharmacy ward to visit the old Taoist priest.
Just like the ancient people would go to their ancestors' graves to pray for blessings before traveling far away.
Maybe because of this, he received the "blessing" from the old Taoist priest.
So he didn't know.
How "brave" I am now, madly testing the brink of death.
I jumped in, I jumped out, I jumped in, I jumped out...
You hit me, you hit me, you hit me...
Logically speaking, Lawyer An is actually a very reserved person, someone who doesn't let himself go easily, and someone who is very good at judging the situation. Although he has not yet gotten rid of vulgar tastes, he is not so likely to let himself go like this.
But today, he was really excited. First, he felt involved with the old monkey, and second, he was beating the King of Hell. With the double pleasure, he was really high.
The most important thing is that Lawyer An never thought that the person next to him might be the real ruler of hell. Excluding this possibility, Lawyer An's behavior and performance are actually very normal.
Colleagues can sit together and talk about the chairman's embarrassing moments and gossip, which can also help to build closer relationships.
The middle-aged man had kept his eyes closed during this period.
Lawyer An's voice kept echoing in his ears.
He is not angry.
He just smiled.
It's like seeing a flea jumping around in front of you.
And this flea is quite interesting.
finally,
He opened his eyes.
His eyes were bloodshot.
"You are really, really happy."
"Ah, aren't you happy?"
The middle-aged man nodded.
road:
"happy."
"That's it, just be happy."
"Do you know who I am?"
The middle-aged man asked again.
"I don't know who you are, but I know you're tall."
"How high?"
"In short, it's very high."
"How high is it?"
"Well, no matter how tall you are, it can't be as tall as this guy."
Saying,
Lawyer An pointed to the statue of Yama in front of him that was being pressed down by the old monkey.
The middle-aged man nodded.
With emotion:
"yes."
"That's all, we're not as tall as them anyway, so we just have to have fun. We should be happy when we should be happy, and we should be happy when we should be happy."
"Too."
"Hmm? By the way, would you like some beer?"
Lawyer An took out another can of beer from the backpack behind him and handed it to the middle-aged man, then simply sat down where he was.
Front,
It's raining,
But the area of rain was limited to the battle area.
Maybe it's still raining over there, boss.
The wind didn't even get stronger here.
The middle-aged man also sat down and took the beer.
"Come on, it's our second meeting, let's have a drink."
The middle-aged man raised his beer can and clinked it with Lawyer An.
actually,
This was not the first time the two of them had drunk alcohol.
"Brother..."
Lawyer An put his hand on the middle-aged man's shoulder.
The middle-aged man frowned slightly.
Fortunately, this wasn't the first time Lawyer An had put his arm around my shoulders.
It was a little more bearable than the first time.
It's the same with everything, it's always a little dark the first time, and then it's smooth.
"Brother, really, when I first saw you, I felt that I had a connection with you."
Front,
The old monkey is still fighting with the King of Hell.
Over here,
Lawyer An began to build relationships.
Little people have their own wisdom, and little people also have their own way of survival.
If you keep your head looking up, you will find that no matter how high you climb, you will always be a small person.
You have to laugh, play, sing and dance in front of them.
The funnier, more silly, more amusing, and more embarrassing you act, the more likely the person sitting on the seat will feel at ease with you and... find you interesting.
Nowadays, when writing a self-introduction, many people often write "I don't like socializing, I like to be alone", and then always feel that they are very special and unique. But in fact, how many of those who socialize outside really like socializing
"Is that so?"
The middle-aged man took another sip of wine.
He seemed completely oblivious to the fact that his Dharma body was now being tormented by an old monkey.
but,
The bloodshot in his eyes,
It is slowly fading away.
"That's right, we really get along well. If I wasn't afraid of being abrupt and afraid that you would think I was out of my league, I would have sworn brotherhood with you."
"Well, it's indeed beyond your reach."
“… …” Lawyer An.
"Well, brother, when it comes to making friends, there is no distinction between high and low, and we don't care about status. Otherwise, how can we make true friends? Don't you think this is true?"
The middle-aged man put down the beer can.
Pursed his lips,
road:
"The word 'peng' actually means two strings of money of equal value."
“… …” Lawyer An.
Lawyer An suddenly found it difficult to communicate, but he still continued:
"Brother, can you tell who I am?"
"A guilty person."
"Well, actually I can see that you figured out my identity."
This is a bit confusing.
The middle-aged man digested it.
Then he nodded.
"But I admire your habit of not looking at people with tinted glasses. This is the mindset that a real big shot should have. This is the mindset of a real man!"
Lawyer An was recalling the slogan of a mobile phone advertisement that was once very popular. Well, it is said that the mobile phone company has now gone bankrupt.
"What do you want to say?"
"It's nothing, brother. If you have any way to support me in the future, or if there is any good thing to make money, you can also help me, your brother.
Brother, you still have to go down later, right? "
The middle-aged man nodded.
"That's fine. I'm on top anyway, so it's not convenient for you to go up and down, right
You can call me if you have any problem in the future."
"Didn't you say that you were already working as an individual?"
"I'm running a business on my own, but the boss I'm with now is a nice guy, but he's just too lazy. Anyway, I don't have anything else to do, so I have plenty of free time."
This is a big shot,
If you can build a good relationship,
It is still very important for the future development of the bookstore.
The middle-aged man nodded.
"good."
"Brother, please be straightforward. Let's exchange coordinates and so on later. We'll keep in touch in the future. I'll also burn some for you during the holidays. Don't think it's too little. It's all a little thought from your younger brother."
"Please help me do something right now."
"What's the matter?"
Lawyer An found it a little funny. He had obeyed the younger brother, but the other party actually ordered him around.
But that’s life. Why are works on the theme of “domineering president” so popular nowadays
The reason is simple, because most people can only be grandchildren in real life...
The middle-aged man pointed forward.
"Help me go up and shout something."
"Shouting?"
Lawyer An was stunned for a moment and said quickly:
"Well, let's just sit here and watch the show. Why do we have to push our way in? Those big shots don't take us seriously anyway."
The middle-aged man looked at Lawyer An and smiled without saying anything.
"OK… … "
Lawyer An took a deep breath.
"Okay, brother, tell me what to shout for you."
"Just walk forward and I'll tell you."
"Okay, that's weird."
Lawyer An stood up, took the beer can and walked a few steps forward, then turned back to look at the middle-aged man.
"What are you shouting?"
The middle-aged man raised his hand.
Signaled Lawyer An to continue forward.
Lawyer An walked forward a dozen steps, stopped, turned around, and asked:
"What are you shouting?"
The middle-aged man gestured to move forward a little.
Lawyer An ran forward for a distance in one breath.
When it was about to reach the rainy area, it stopped.
Turn around,
Shouted:
"What are you shouting for?"
Oh shit,
There are so many troubles.
The middle-aged man picked up the beer can again.
Place near your mouth.
Lawyer An's body suddenly trembled.
I couldn't help but do the same action.
Put the beer can to your lips,
Took a sip.
then,
The middle-aged man put down the beer can.
Because he was sitting,
Lawyer An was standing.
So Lawyer An dropped the beer can in his hand directly to the ground.
The remaining beer splashed out and spread all over the floor.
Lawyer An was a little panicked.
He is different from Zhou Ze and Xu Qinglang.
He was not used to having his body controlled by external forces.
The middle-aged man raised his hand.
Lawyer An also raised his hand.
The middle-aged man smiled slightly.
Lawyer An also smiled slightly.
The middle-aged man did not move.
Lawyer An continued to move forward.
Walk,
Walk,
Walk,
Entering the rainy season,
Walking into the muddy area,
Walking into the area where the sound of thunder and beating was heard,
Keep going, keep going,
Until the old monkey's gaze moved here,
Lawyer An stopped.
The old monkey still had a smile on his face.
Lawyer An's eyes were filled with bitterness.
But there was a smile on his face.
Suddenly,
Lawyer An realized that he seemed to have gone too far.
A huge shadow began to approach.
how tall are you
I am not tall.
Because I'm lying down now.
Lawyer An wanted to turn around and take another look at the battery man far behind him.
But he can't do it now.
He had completely lost control of his body.
He raised his hand and slowly retracted four fingers, leaving only the index finger pointing at the old monkey as big as a mountain.
Middle-aged man: "The King of Hell wants you to die at midnight..."
Lawyer An: "The King of Hell wants you to die at midnight..."
The middle-aged man's eyes turned red.
Lawyer An's eyes also turned red.
A red light shot out from Lawyer An's eyes.
It started to grow bigger and bigger.
It started getting faster and faster.
With an unstoppable momentum,
"Bang!"
Pierced the old monkey's chest.
The old monkey's figure flickered.
With mouth open,
But no sound came out,
final,
From the body of Yama's Dharmakaya,
Fell down.
"boom!"
At this moment,
Like,
The mountain collapsed...