What is it like to dine with important people
This can't help but remind people of Buffett's dinner auction, where after the auction, it had to be hyped up crazily in an effort to make back the huge expense.
Boss Zhou kept telling himself,
The one I'm facing is an old Taoist.
It's that wretched old man who likes to touch the crotch of older girls to comfort them.
But psychological suggestion is not always effective.
The person in front of him was completely different from the old Taoist, especially the aura that the other person exuded, which was similar to that of a nobleman. It was really difficult for the person sitting opposite him to remain calm.
"But this matter still depends on luck. With a sword hanging over your head, life is really boring."
The last generation sighed.
A plate of steamed buns and other side dishes were taken out from under the table.
This is not like the way to eat roujiamo, nor is it the way to eat roast duck. It feels like a combination of the two.
"A whole one?"
The last generation took out a steamed bun and handed it to Zhou Ze.
“It stands to reason that those who plant trees will enjoy the shade;
As for us, there is nothing we can do about it. We don’t expect our ancestors to plant trees, and we are not destined to receive their protection.
But the pits dug by the predecessors were too big and too elaborate.
If you can't jump over it, everything will be wasted and you will fall into the pit;
It’s not that easy to jump over this, tsk tsk.
It’s just that I was born too late and he was born too early, so this pit was dug too early and there’s really nothing we can do about it.”
The last generation talked a lot, just like old friends talking and complaining to each other.
"In my opinion, people of this generation think about things of this generation, and people of this generation act like demons of this generation. You, who have long since turned into ashes and are no longer with us, why should you set rules for future generations to live by
Do you really think you are a saint, with a bright vision and insight into the future
Oh,
I guess,
My hands are itchy.
He is not satisfied with being invincible in his time, and he wants to draw some lines to compare with the people who come after him, as if he is afraid that we don’t know how awesome he is. "
The last generation put meat in the steamed bun.
He opened his mouth and took a big bite without any image.
Some hairs were bitten into the lips.
He also pushed it away with his hands,
While venting his dissatisfaction, he chewed with big mouthfuls.
The sound is quite loud.
Maybe it's because his appearance and temperament are so good, so the way he eats doesn't look ugly at all, but rather makes people feel free and easy.
In the final analysis,
This is really a world where appearance matters.
Even if you are a noble lord,
Appearance is also an important and indispensable part.
Pick up the wine bowl,
The last generation took a sip of wine, smacked his lips, and continued:
"But the matter is done, there is nothing we can do. We can only try our best to jump over this pit first.
In fact, in those early years, I really couldn’t think of any solution.
so,
Being a lord of this mansion is so boring.
I am such an excellent person.
Why should I only live for two thousand years
I can live for three thousand years, four thousand years, or five thousand years, and I can turn this present age into another ancient time!
So, at that time, it was so boring. When I thought about the fact that I was going to die suddenly in the future, nothing I did had any fun.
Just have fun and indulge in the nature.
Who knows... "
The last generation took another big bite of Roujiamo and continued talking while biting. Unexpectedly, some food residue flew out. The last generation immediately covered his mouth and nodded in apology in embarrassment.
Then he concentrated on eating the food in his mouth.
He took another sip of wine.
Then he continued:
"Who knew I would run into that Bodhisattva later on? Hehe, I laughed at that time.
You know, those bald guys...
Oh no, Amitabha, sin, sin;
People have helped us block the knife, so we have to call on the monk.
Those Buddhists shouldn't have been able to get hurt by this knife. They were too young and inexperienced, and it wasn't their turn to get hurt yet.
As for me, I am more unlucky.
This good time didn't last long.
The ancestors of previous generations have enjoyed themselves, been loved, lived freely and comfortably.
OK,
Now it’s my turn as the youngest to pay.
That doesn't make sense, don't you think
I am such an excellent person.
I really hate it.
I hate why I was born in this useless mansion.
Even if I don't become the Lord of this Mansion,
Don't be this heir,
With my talent,
Just give me some time.
On that Mount Tai,
Eventually it will be my turn to sit.
At that time, I can continue to call it Mount Tai if I want, Mount Hua if I want, Mount Emei, Mount Wudang, or Mount Beibei!
There's no need to be so aggrieved.
Right from the start, so many years of lifespan had to be added directly.
I really want to thank my ancestors for eight generations!"
The last generation put the wine bowl on the table.
Pointing to the mouth of the bowl,
Like a general commanding a battle,
road:
"Pour the wine!"
The little mountain-moving monkey immediately picked up the wine jar again and poured the wine carefully.
The last generation reached out and touched the little monkey's head.
The little monkey smiled shyly.
There are little stars in both little eyes.
Zhou Ze imagined the little monkey as the "housekeeper" and found it amusing himself.
"But there's nothing I can do. Who made me so unlucky that I was born to be a lord
well,
Fortunately,
That Bodhisattva really came as timely help.
If he doesn't go to hell, who will
He is smart, very smart, but there is nothing he can do. Sometimes, smart people cannot get things done. Take the two of us for example. We are the ones being stared at by a sword. Can we have the same sense of urgency
People are still foolishly dreaming of becoming immortals.
We all hate this immortal boss so much."
The last generation picked up the wine bowl,
He took a big sip.
It seems like I've been lonely for too long.
I finally found someone to talk to, so I enjoyed talking to myself:
“This is how it has to be done;
Whether we can get through this difficulty depends on our luck. Man proposes, God disposes.
When he comes, we hide;
He can find it, and I can hide. Let's see who has better luck.
Begging, begging,
If he and I are really not meant to be together,
It would be of no use even if he transformed himself till the end of time.
I'm just sorry that I almost dragged you into this. Brother, I'll still call you brother, although according to seniority, I should call you uncle;
But I guess you don't like to hear the title of "uncle";
Brother, I also grew up listening to your stories. Now, to put it in one word, I am also your fan, a fanboy. Yes, a fanboy.
But you were so unrefined back then, brother.
If you hadn't stopped me,
If hell is going to change, why not change it sooner
If this changes,
Why do we have to feel so miserable now
I'm going to get stabbed sooner or later anyway, so I might as well get stabbed sooner rather than later.
As for you, brother, you will not perish either;
Hey,
Maybe when my ancestor comes out, he will challenge you in a duel.
Oh, that's right.
If the old man was slapped to death by you,
It seems like I am gone too?"
The last generation narrowed his eyes and shook his head.
“It’s too complicated to untangle.”
"Hehe, speaking of the Bodhisattva, he's not what I'm most worried about. Although I always think I'm a smart person, there are actually quite a few who are not so stupid.
If we really have to be stabbed one by one,
Before the Xuanyuan Sword hits us, it must have drawn blood at least seven or eight times, right
We have become such a miserable state, it is not our turn to be in the first row at the execution ground, right
Those bastards are not all like that Wangcai, who can achieve that step. Even if that step is placed in front of us, we are too lazy to take it.
If I am not myself anymore, then am I still alive
Those people are not stupid, but they are not particularly smart either. It is possible that they will be cornered and do something desperate.
So, you still have to be careful.
Life is simple, but stable.
Come and go at leisure, return at ease, a piece of meat and a piece of bread are enough;
I can wait patiently for that day.
When the knife came down,
Let's take a closer look.
Can we dodge this knife? "
After the last generation finished speaking,
He also subconsciously placed his left hand on his crotch.
Pinch it.
Then he pretended to be calm and put his finger in front of his nose and sniffed.
All right,
Found a familiar feeling.
but,
It doesn't ruin the image too much.
After all, goddesses also need to poop, and men also need to use their hands to support themselves when they pee;
99% of boys have pretended to do similar actions in public places.
After all, it is really uncomfortable when the muzzle of the gun is stuck sometimes.
"Brother, please eat, take a bite, don't worry, I washed my hands before cooking. Besides, we are mixed up here, there is no such thing as clean or unclean."
The last generation pointed at the meat and steamed bun placed in front of Zhou Ze.
Boss Zhou swallowed his saliva subconsciously.
This meat,
It smells really good;
In addition,
This is something that the Lord himself cooked.
Even if this is a dream, at least the taste cannot be fake.
Zhou Ze picked up the chopsticks.
When I was about to start eating,
Suddenly,
The power in my body that had been dormant before began to revive.
While I wasn't paying attention,
Directly control your body.
“Fuck!”
This sudden change caught Zhou Ze off guard.
So when I was listening to other people's nonsense before, you were too lazy to listen and hid away, leaving me to endure their nagging.
When it's time to eat,
You came out just to grab the body
"Iron Fool, don't go too far!"
Zhou Ze shouted in his heart.
If it was an ordinary dish, I would have given it up.
But God knows when I will have a similar dream again.
And what if someone starts playing the piano or flute instead of cooking
However,
Ying Gou simply ignored Zhou Ze's resistance.
After controlling the body,
First pick up the wine bowl,
Took a sip.
"Good... wine..."
The last one laughed, rolled up his sleeves, revealing a fresh scar with some blood stains on it.
"I know you're picky."
“Good… meat…”
The last generation tore open the clothes on his chest, and there was another bloody scar on the left chest.
Ying Gou placed his hand on the steamed bun.
"Good... steamed bun..."
The last generation smiled but said nothing.
Under the pavilion,
The mountains are majestic,
Located on the mountainside of Mount Tai,
A few pieces are missing.
It looks like steamed bun.