Xu Le's face did have some influence on the young nurse who had just started working and was inexperienced in the world;
But no matter how handsome the face is, no matter how exaggerated the color is,
When facing this ball lightning,
It's like throwing a wink at a blind man.
It exploded.
When Boss Zhou said "Let's talk",
It doesn't care.
Even smear your face.
This is not the first time that Boss Zhou has been struck by lightning.
In fact, I have accumulated a lot of experience of being struck by lightning.
But this experience is useless.
It's not like I'm going to take an exam, nor am I going on a blind date.
For example, you were shot by a bullet but it didn't hit your vital parts and you were rescued.
This does not increase your chances of surviving the next time you get shot.
When ball lightning explodes,
Feel,
It looks like this:
It’s so exciting, I feel like my life has reached its peak.
That's exactly the feeling.
It's not that Boss Zhou has a masochistic tendency.
It's when a strong electric current suddenly hits your whole body in a short period of time.
The stimulating feeling that seems as if every cell in your body is starting to get excited turns into emotional feedback and begins to frantically impact your nerve centers.
This is entertainment to death in the true sense.
It's like the sea tide is madly hitting the dam in your heart.
It's like filming a melodramatic TV series.
Oh no,
It is at this moment,
Zhou Ze sincerely wanted to apologize to the directors and screenwriters of those bloody TV dramas that he had complained about before.
Because when people are blown away,
There are indeed many images that can emerge in my mind in time.
Those directors were probably blown away or electrocuted.
It was filmed by someone else.
That is the real truth.
Or maybe it was because the strong electric current made the cerebral cortex work at an almost crazy rate.
In conclusion,
Zhou Ze saw many, many scenes from the past.
There is no such cliché as starting from the mother's arms.
The self in the picture,
He was either sitting at the table eating, lying on the sofa reading the newspaper, or holding a bottle of red spider lily oral liquid and smiling like a fool.
“Plop!”
After a long scene,
Zhou Ze felt his body fall to the ground.
But at this moment, the hard marble floor was as soft as a ball of cotton, and even had extremely strong elasticity.
After landing,
Zhou Ze felt like he was bounced up again.
The feeling of letting go and flying freely.
It is really fascinating and enjoyable.
Floating in the wind, freedom is the direction, chasing the power of thunder and lightning;
But in the next moment,
Zhou Ze woke up immediately.
He turned his head.
Look down.
He saw his body lying underneath.
Fuck!
At this time, only swear words can express my current emotions.
Fortunately, the experience of being struck by lightning is useless, but the experience of resurrection is still there.
so,
At this time,
Boss Zhou began to fly against the wind.
He wants to return to his body.
To go back,
To go back,
Go back!
… … …
“Drip… drip… drip… drip… drip… drip… drip…”
“Ding ding… ding ding ding… ding ding ding ding… ding ding ding ding… ding ding ding ding… ding ding ding ding…”
"The patient's heart rate is beginning to recover!"
"Charge, get out of the way!"
“Plop!”
When Boss Zhou opened his eyes, his first reaction was that he had gone to heaven...
Then his rich life experience immediately negated this naive fantasy.
Damn it,
There is no heaven in this world.
then,
The ears seem to be able to pick up some sounds.
“Plop!”
His vision trembled, and the voices in his ears turned into a mess again.
Boss Zhou now feels like a salted fish on a chopping board.
Being tossed around at random.
He himself was too lazy to struggle.
So tired,
So sleepy,
But I couldn’t sleep;
It is impossible to fall asleep, but the consciousness keeps wandering between dispersion and concentration.
Gradually,
The light around me didn't seem as bright as before, and the noise in my ears slowly began to disappear.
I don't know how long it has been.
When Zhou Ze can really open his eyes,
I found myself lying in a dark place.
There seemed to be a charcoal-grilled smell on his body, which filled his nostrils and could not be shaken off.
As long as you want to breathe, you must inhale and taste them.
When consciousness began to gradually return, the feeling as if my whole body had been ravaged by an electric soldering iron slowly became clear.
Fortunately,
Pain is indeed good medicine.
Zhou Ze turned his head and looked around.
I found myself lying on a hospital bed.
There are too many instruments around the bed.
And I feel very uncomfortable in my nose and throat.
Zhou Ze tried his best to keep his eyes downward.
He saw a tiny tube.
Boss Zhou, who used to be a doctor, naturally knew what this thing was. This thing entered his nose and extended to his stomach.
But in fact, inserting a feeding tube is extremely painful, and anyone who has used it knows it.
"Squeak..."
The door of the ward was pushed open.
A familiar figure walked over. He went to the corner, turned on an electric rice cooker, and filled a bowl with rice.
Then he came over with the dishes and sat down beside the bed.
He was looking at Zhou Ze.
Zhou Ze was also looking at him.
The old Taoist was stunned for a moment.
Soon after, he even dropped the Wujiang pickled mustard tuber in his hand.
"Boss, boss, are you awake?"
The Taoist priest's voice sounded a little weak and his face was pale, but since he was able to appear here, it meant that he was no longer in danger of food poisoning.
"I… … "
Zhou Ze wanted to speak, but he couldn't. He just felt his throat was dry and hoarse, as if it was on fire.
"Boss, don't move, don't move, take a rest, take a rest."
Zhou Ze gave up struggling.
Next,
I heard the sound of the Taoist priest eating porridge.
"Boss, you've been in a coma for five days. I was so scared. When I came out, I asked the doctor, and he said you were electrocuted. Boss, how could you be so careless?"
I was struck by lightning...
"Boss, I don't dare to order food from the canteen these days. The police found out that the boss who contracted the canteen had a mistress but failed to get promoted, so he deliberately added DDT to the turtle soup.
As luck would have it, we had dinner early that day, ordered our meals early, and not many people bought the turtle soup. After I drank it and something happened, the cafeteria was immediately closed.
So, I'm going to test the poison on myself alone."
“Slurp, slurp, slurp…”
The old Taoist drank the porridge with gusto.
"Boss, as you said before, without your order, I dare not leave the hospital without permission, nor do I dare to contact Lawyer An and others.
These days, I have been here with you.
I don’t dare eat in the cafeteria, and I don’t dare order takeout. I bought some noodles and got a rice cooker.
Uh,
Just make some porridge every day, and add some pickled mustard and fermented bean curd, it's not bad."
In fact, my current physical condition is not suitable for eating big fish and meat.
"It's this mouth. It's almost faded into quail these days."
The Taoist priest finished his porridge and put down his bowl and chopsticks.
"Boss, I'll sleep next to you. If you need anything at night, just call me. Don't call me if you need to go to the toilet. There's a tube inserted into my vagina."
“… …” Zhou Ze.
… … …
This night was so long, but fortunately, after regaining consciousness, the body's functions were slowly returning.
Being struck by lightning is definitely a terrible thing.
But it doesn't mean that you will definitely die if you are struck by lightning.
In short, this time, Zhou Ze did not die.
After dawn,
Zhou Ze could finally speak normally.
When the doctors and nurses came to check in the morning, they consulted Zhou Ze and removed both the upper and lower tubes.
This time,
That's the real relaxation.
When he got out of bed, the whole movement was trembling, as if it was in slow motion. The old Taoist stood beside him, looking like he wanted to help him but didn't dare to.
The corner of the eye,
Some tears actually dripped out.
Zhou Ze saw it.
I didn't ask "Why are you crying?"
Because Zhou Ze knew,
After asking, the old Taoist will definitely answer: Boss, you were so brave in the past but now you are like this, I feel very sad.
We are all grown men now,
It's not like Yingying is here,
Boss Zhou is really too lazy to play any sentimental games with the Taoist priest here.
I entered the bathroom with difficulty.
For Zhou Ze,
As long as you are not dead,
As long as there is breath left,
Even if he was buried alive one day, the biggest motivation that supported him to break open the coffin and climb into the grave would still be... taking a bath.
The old Taoist took out a relatively large plastic basin, filled it with water for Zhou Ze, and then brought in a small stool.
Zhou Ze sat on the bench and began to wipe his body with the water in the basin.
The whole process was very difficult, but Boss Zhou enjoyed it.
After struggling for about forty minutes, Zhou Ze finally pushed open the bathroom door and staggered out.
Once out,
Zhou Ze's heart skipped a beat.
On the bed,
The old Taoist sat cross-legged at the upper end, while the masked young man sat at the lower end.
Young people wearing masks are no longer just young people wearing masks, the coverage area has become wider.
Because of the extensive burns, most of his body was wrapped in gauze, and he was filled with a very strong smell of medicine.
On the bed between the two of them, there was a chess board, and the old Taoist and the "masked youth" were fighting fiercely.
"Let me..."
A hoarse voice came from behind Zhou Ze.
Zhou Ze turned sideways.
I saw a lame man standing behind me with a fruit plate in his hand.
"Boss, you're done washing, come here, let me introduce these two friends to you.
Boss, you have been in a coma these days, and I'm so bored drinking porridge every day. Fortunately, I can play chess with him, hehe.
By the way, Boss, do you remember them? At the beginning, they came to the same ward as us. "
The old Taoist laughed happily, like a man in his seventies suffering from Alzheimer's disease.
Zhou Ze closed his eyes.
Take a deep breath.
The face that was still a little stiff due to being struck by lightning forced out an even stiffer smile:
"Remember."
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