The Blue Ribbon Judge laughed wildly and proudly. From his point of view, there was nothing wrong with his behavior.
Although the Bodhisattva disappeared, the small temple on the top of Mount Tai was also empty;
But no matter how the situation will change next, few people in the underworld have ever imagined the return of the Lord's era.
You know, King Taishan, who once symbolized the last layer of paper for the lineage of Lord Fu, also died directly in the last turmoil. It can be said that the lineage of Lord Fu has lost even the last piece of underwear to cover its shame.
A thousand years have passed. Even for these beings in the underworld, a thousand years is long enough.
Not to mention, the nine eunuchs are still high above, sitting as firmly as a mountain.
Seeing the other party laughing, Lawyer An couldn't help but laugh too.
The happier the other person laughed, the happier Lawyer An was.
This is the foreshadowing.
The better the preparation,
Next,
The slap in the face when the reversal occurs,
The more pleasure it brings, the stronger it is.
The more you can't imagine, the more you ridicule,
Doesn't it make it more obvious that I can't live up to my original "far-sightedness"
All these years of working like a slave, isn't it just for the chance to return home in glory today
Smile, smile,
Keep laughing.
When I think of this,
Lawyer An was too lazy to argue with the other party.
The Blue Ribbon Judge would have been a very important figure in the past, equivalent to a second-rank official in ancient times. However, ever since the eunuchs set the precedent of "beauty pageant", this group of judges with blue ribbons who have just taken office in the last one or two years are obviously too exaggerated.
Lawyer An carefully put the talisman paper away, and also wrapped up the black hair on it.
Because he always felt that talisman paper seemed to be replicable. Otherwise, how could you explain the quantity of talisman paper that the Taoist priest could sell by the pound
What can really double the value of this talisman paper can even be said to truly reflect its value.
Maybe it really is this black hair.
No wonder the old Taoist always keeps the talisman paper warm in his crotch!
Feng Si stood beside Lawyer An with a calm expression. In fact, he could be said to be the person who knew Lawyer An best in the world. He naturally knew that if Lawyer An was not absolutely sure, he would not have risked his life to come here and show off.
"Master An, the noodles are ready."
Cuihua served sauerkraut noodles.
Lawyer An took the bowl of noodles, picked up the chopsticks, and said to Cuihua:
"Please peel a few more cloves of garlic for me."
When eating noodles, if you don't eat them with a few bites of garlic, it really has no taste.
Lawyer An didn’t have this habit before, but that was in the past. Today, he wanted to have a stronger taste and enjoy it more.
The blue-ribbon judge just laughed.
Shake your head,
road:
“But it nearly made me die of laughter;
Are you going to continue talking nonsense here, or are you going to come with me and face the punishment in front of the eunuch?"
"Slurp, slurp."
"Baji, baji."
Lawyer An was holding the bowl and eating noodles.
Cuihua threw the garlic into Lawyer An's bowl of noodles. Lawyer An took a bite of the garlic and said to Feng Sier beside him:
"Over the years, I have not made any progress except swallowing the inner elixir of a great demon. What about you?"
"Not bad."
"Then why are you just standing here and watching? Are you just going to let this idiot do whatever he wants in front of me?"
Feng Si smiled.
road:
"Equality King?"
"install!"
"I understand."
Feng Si walked out of the pavilion.
Open your left hand.
A green whip extended from his palm.
He said in a deep voice:
"I'm ordered by the prince to shut up."
“… … ” Blue Ribbon Judge.
At this moment, the Blue Ribbon Judge really couldn't even laugh anymore. He just thought it was fun. Were these two grown men in front of him really obsessed with playing house
Feng Si didn't wait for him to say anything and swung the whip out directly.
The blue-belt judge quickly stepped back, spread his hands, and a black copper hammer appeared in his hands.
However, before it had any chance to fight back, the shadow of a stone gate appeared above the courtyard and fell down with a loud bang!
“Crack!”
The Blue Ribbon Judge's body was smashed directly to the ground.
This broken sound comes from its own soul.
Under the heavy pressure, the soul could no longer bear the burden and began to fall apart.
"You actually set up a formation here?"
"I didn't invite you here."
Feng Si walked up to the blue-belt judge, who was now hunched over and was struggling to hold up the heavy pressure.
"Feng Si, listen to me, if you..."
"puff!"
Feng Si held the whip in his hand and moved it directly to the other person's neck without any hesitation or any intention of reminiscing about the past.
“Crack!”
The opponent's head was cut off by Feng Si very easily.
Along with his soul, he began to collapse under the heavy pressure of the formation.
Lawyer An took a big sip of noodle soup.
Some curiously asked:
"Is this a fucking blue ribbon?"
It's so watery.
"If you can make a living with your looks, why bother working so hard?"
"I don't like to hear that. If you rely on your looks to make a living, you won't be able to survive long term."
"Then what can you eat to last long?"
"Tongue."
Feng Si took a deep breath, nodded, and said:
"Been taught a lesson."
"It lacks sincerity."
Feng Si silently raised his head, with a look of sudden enlightenment, and after thinking for a while,
Sadly said:
"I see. I'm glad to hear your advice."
“It’s barely passable, but there is still room for improvement.”
"We haven't been together for years, so we are indeed unfamiliar with each other."
"Just review slowly. Do you really think I just like to hear you flatter me?"
Feng Si nodded and said, "No."
"I am doing this to train you. If things change in the future, at least you will have the capital to make a comeback, right?"
"Well, you're right."
"Honorific!"
"That's what the prince said."
"hey-hey."
"What's next?" Feng Si asked.
The person has been killed and the thing has been done, there should be a follow-up, right
“Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom… Boom!”
Nine loud noises were heard in succession.
Nine beams of light rushed directly into the sky.
Obviously, this was not directed at him, because Feng Si believed that no matter how heinous his deeds were, even if he chopped off four or five more blue-ribbon judges, it would be impossible for the nine eunuchs to come together to call him to account.
"Hey, isn't it starting?"
Lawyer An turned his head and looked at Cuihua standing beside him.
"Cuihua, be quick and peel some more garlic."
"If you eat too much garlic, your mouth will stink, Your Majesty."
"Since you are a prince, even your farts smell good."
… … …
The Nine Eunuchs were indeed not dispatched because of the death of a blue-ribbon judge. In fact, at this time, they had no time to take care of such trivial matters.
All because of,
On the vacant top of Mount Tai,
Suddenly a purple light appeared.
In previous years, the top of Mount Tai would occasionally emit light, but it was basically the Buddha's light, which meant that the Bodhisattva's understanding of Buddhism had become more profound.
The purple light has never appeared before. To be exact, it has not appeared on the top of Mount Tai since thousands of years ago.
because,
The Lord's lineage is purple!
Perhaps it was because of the purple-gold monkey beside the first generation. The purple-gold monkey helped the first generation to establish this empire and made great contributions, but he himself was contaminated in the battle, and his purple body turned into inky black.
In order to make up for this shortcoming, the first generation decided to make all the official robes of the prince's lineage purple.
Even the sashes worn by the judges in the underworld today come in red, orange, yellow, green, indigo, and purple, with purple being the most honorable.
Whether this was the real reason is no longer verifiable, but one thing is clear: the appearance of purple light on the top of Mount Tai definitely meant that something big had happened.
The nine eunuchs collectively arrived in front of Mount Tai.
Behind each attendant, there was a close judge holding an umbrella for them.
Behind them, countless inspectors from the underworld were rushing in an organized manner.
Although the Nine Eunuchs have held a beauty pageant in the past two years, the purple and blue ribbons of the people around them have become less valuable, just like the yellow and red ribbons in the late Qing Dynasty.
However, the Nine Eunuchs' control over the lower and middle levels of the underworld has far exceeded that of the Ten Kings of Hell. At the very least, the situation in the past where Chujiang Prince Li was chased by Ying Gou and fled all over hell but no one dared to go out to help would not happen again.
The nine attendants stood there like nine pillars supporting the sky.
And in the void,
Several more Dharma bodies of Yama appeared. They had already retired. Some were enjoying their old age, while others were licking their wounds. Although they had lost their former glory, they were still qualified to come out and watch the excitement at this time.
"Brother, look, up there."
Xiaojiu stood beside Da Changqiu and reminded him in a low voice.
Xiaojiu was originally Xiaoshi. Because of Yinggou, one of his ten fingers was cut off, so Xiaoshi became Xiaojiu.
Xiaojiu is the youngest and weakest among the attendants, but his spiritual perception is indeed the most sensitive.
Da Changqiu looked at the sky,
There,
There are several extremely ancient auras circulating.
actually,
There have always been some immortal creatures lurking in hell. The oldest of them can even touch the tail of ancient times. There are also many giants who were contemporaries of the first and second generation masters of the mansion.
These old guys chose to lie dormant when the first generation swept across hell. They didn't dare to fight head-on, so they have been surviving ever since.
I have come to this point, to the point where even one more heartbeat or one more breath would be a huge waste.
Therefore, every generation of rulers of Hell has chosen to ignore this group of old-timers.
A bunch of old guys who can't do anything else except surviving. It's painful to bite them, and there's no need to do so.
But today,
Even those old guys have woken up!
On the top of Mount Tai, in front of the small temple, there is a flower garden that has been carefully tended by the Bodhisattva for thousands of years.
The old Taoist priest was sitting there holding the little monkey.
He casually picked a handful of rhizomes that were hundreds of years old and placed them in front of the little monkey.
"Do you want to eat?"
The little monkey shook his head.
"You have to eat. You can't be picky about food."
The little monkey ignored it and would rather die than eat Zhou's millet!
"If you don't eat your old grandfather, you won't be able to come back."
At the moment, he could only take the rhizome handed over by the old Taoist and put it in his mouth to chew. Although he was eating the fairy thing grown by Dizang with thousands of years of hard work, he felt a sense of humiliation and bitterness while eating it.
No matter how many people came outside, no matter how loud the noise was,
The old Taoist priest still sat there, unaware of the situation.
He was still bored and reached out to play with the monkey's hair.
It's like I'm helping it catch lice.
But grab and grab,
Didn't find any.
"Hey! You don't even have a louse on your body, what kind of monkey are you
Your boss is so unreasonable. His mysophobia has made even monkeys afraid of getting lice!
Bah, it's a hassle. "