After all, it is a family tradition. Although he once did some wasteful things like abandoning the family fortune in order to save his own life, when it comes to political tactics and insight into the operation of power rules, these are all ingrained in him since he was born.
no way,
The person he wanted to promote to the top was An Buqi, not himself or Ying Gou.
If he were to live here directly, there would be no need to talk about the issue of the throne. He could directly replace the previous Bodhisattva's position in hell.
If it were Ying Gou, even if it was the weak Ying Gou now, with Ying Gou there, no one would really dare to test how much he had recovered. At least, the confidence was there.
But I can’t help it…
to be honest,
Perhaps for the eunuchs and the real high-ranking officials of the underworld present,
I can't afford it, what's the pot
After all, Lawyer An's fame is limited to the middle and lower classes, and it is not a good reputation. As for his ability... let alone.
Therefore, to help a wise and capable person to the top, you only need to give him a push at the beginning, and he will be able to make the path wider and wider by himself.
Actually, it’s not that difficult.
The real difficulty of hell lies in that you have to push a pig into a position and make sure that the pig can sit in the position firmly.
Lawyer An is certainly better than a pig.
But in the eyes of people at the old Taoist level,
Lawyer An is approximately equal to ^(* ̄(oo) ̄)^
Since I have agreed to do this deal with the bookstore owner,
You can't just send them up there yourself.
As soon as he turned around and left, An Buqi was chopped off and his head was hung on the city gate tower, swaying in the wind.
Moreover, the reason why Lawyer An is better than Pig is that if you just chat with him in a friendly atmosphere, you will make room for him.
He couldn't afford it, and he wouldn't dare sit on it even if he died!
Be a good person till the end, and send the Buddha to the west;
When you promise something to someone, there is no need to deliberately cut corners or be lazy, otherwise it will be bad.
In addition,
A thousand years away from home,
Hell is no longer the same as it used to be.
The stories of the past have long been scattered in the wind.
The old Taoist felt that he needed to do something to refresh the prestige of the Lord's lineage in the hearts of all the ghosts in hell.
Maybe it’s because of all the years of silence that my hands are a little itchy.
Purple Golden Monkey,
Directly to the sky,
Catch the eye in the sky!
The mountain-moving monkey rushed towards one of the attendants with a force as powerful as a landslide!
The red-butted monkey sneered and flashed, appearing behind the King of Five Senses in an instant.
Among the Nine Eunuchs, killing one is to establish authority!
Killing one of the remaining Yamas is to set a precedent!
As for those old-timers choosing one to start slaughtering, it is to set the rules!
In fact, to sum it up in one sentence,
My hands are itching to fight and kill people.
What
These three divine monkeys were naturally not truly resurrected, but they had all passed on their legacy to this little monkey. To be precise, it was the old Taoist who used his great magical powers to "activate" these three divine monkeys at this time.
With the blessing of the old Taoist,
Even if these three divine monkeys cannot recover to their previous peak levels,
But in a short period of time, I can still show a lot of it.
The only regret is that this little monkey is still too young. If it is allowed to grow up, the legacy of the three divine monkeys will be absorbed and integrated by it.
Tsk tsk,
The terrifying power of moving mountains, the cunning wisdom of a red horse, the indestructible body of purple gold,
Think about it,
It will make monkeys feel terrified!
But it is precisely because the talent is too high, and the little monkey itself is the reincarnation of the Meritorious Monkey, which means that other normal monkeys can reach adulthood in a few years, but it takes ten or even dozens of times more time than other monkeys to reach adulthood.
Before adulthood, it can only be used as a signal transmitter.
The purple-gold divine monkey was so powerful that it rushed directly into the sky, selected a one-eyed monkey, and punched it directly.
At this time, the rest of the old guard who were watching the fun chose to retreat almost at the same time.
Anyway, people said, just kill one, okay, just kill one, the wheel has been spun, and if you didn’t win the prize, it’s naturally impossible for you to work together for the brother who won the prize.
For them, if they are not careful and their heart beats half a beat more, it is a huge sin. And you still want them to come out and help others fight
It was not known whether the old man was lucky or unlucky, but his real body was grabbed out of the void by the Purple Gold Monkey. It turned out to be a skeleton with a golden body.
This skeleton is quite old. It was said that it was the skeleton of a tribal warrior in the human world who gained intelligence after his death. Different from a zombie, it is a kind of bone demon.
By now, this skeleton has completely turned into gold. However, the gold is so dull that it not only does not shine, but instead gives people a feeling of death.
"How dare you, beast!"
"Bang!"
I am too lazy to talk to the Purple-Gold Monkey, and besides, it doesn’t actually have the ability to talk now.
This requires the senior Taoist below to give them permission.
But for the old man,
Just fight and focus on it. Why bother comparing yourself
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
Above the sky,
The golden skeleton and the purple-gold monkey began to fight, as if thunders were exploding one after another in the sky. Such power caused the teams of ghosts on the Naihe Bridge and the Yellow Springs Road in the distance to come to a standstill.
The ghost detectives and inspectors who were in charge of maintaining these places were also looking at the sky with cold sweat on their foreheads.
They were very grateful at the moment, grateful that they had a mission, and at the same time, they gloated over their colleagues who had to gather and go to Mount Tai.
You know, hell has been in turmoil several times in the past few years. Although big figures have fallen every time, in fact, more cannon fodders at the bottom have been killed.
The first time they came, in front of the Naihe Bridge, the army of the underworld and Ying Gou had a head-on confrontation. Later, Ying Gou directly summoned his original physical body, and with the power gained from burning his physical body, he blew up all the Dharma bodies of Yama. At the same time, the army of the underworld below was like being plowed several times by a terrifying excavator.
The second time he came, Ying Gou carried the moon as a brick and the palace of King Chujiang collapsed directly. The falling moon was certainly very beautiful, but it was impossible to count how many low-level officials were annihilated in the lava under the moon.
really,
At this time, there was an uproar in the square formation composed of judges and inspectors below Mount Tai, especially after seeing the figure of the Purple Gold Monkey. Deep in their hearts, everyone recalled the fear of being dominated a year ago.
At the beginning, this monkey led a group of ferocious beasts out of the cage from the sealed place in the far west and besieged the main city of the underworld.
Why were both Old Zhang and Feng Si promoted so quickly later on
It was because too many officials died that time, and there was a pit for every carrot on the ground. After a few waves of sweeping, the carrots were gone, and only the endless pits were left.
It can be imagined that the golden skeleton should have been very powerful in its heyday, and its physical body should not be much inferior to the Purple Gold Monkey, but now, he only has the little nutrients left in the bone residue.
After the confrontation, his strength was gradually failing and he was forced into a desperate situation.
Meanwhile, the Mountain-Moving Monkey rushed towards the attendants.
Da Changqiu took a step forward, blocked the Mountain-Moving Monkey, put his hands down, and fought hard with the Mountain-Moving Monkey's huge fist.
The clothes on Da Changqiu began to tear, and his body was shaking constantly.
At the same time, Da Changqiu also noticed from the corner of his eye that the old Taoist on the top of Mount Tai was already shaking his hands, as if he was doing warm-up exercises.
My Lord, you are ready to take action yourself, and you seem to be very eager to try.
The Grand Chamberlain was helpless because he had given in from the beginning and chose to compromise, even if it meant giving up some power.
But the other party is so aggressive and unreasonable!
The eight eunuchs behind him were ready to help.
Although there are only nine of the Ten Eunuchs left, they are still connected to each other from the beginning. With an elder brother like the Grand Chamberlain here, the relationship between them is naturally very good.
However,
At this time,
Da Changqiu gritted his teeth.
With a heart full of grief, indignation and humiliation, he roared:
"Second brother!"
The second-ranked attendant took the initiative to step forward.
"Don't you always think that the name of Lao Er doesn't sound good?"
"Yes." The second brother responded directly with a smile on his face.
"Today, I will grant you your wish!"
The other seven eunuchs seemed to have understood what was going to happen, and they were all furious!
Da Changqiu shouted angrily, making the others dare not move.
Cursed:
“Originally, I should have died. I should have died the first time, but I have to live on with my brothers.
I can’t die!”
"I understand, bro."
The second one moved forward.
Da Changqiu retreated.
both sides,
Swapped positions.
The Mountain-Moving Ape punched down again.
The second one stood with his head held high.
He didn't put up any resistance at all, and even deliberately withdrew all defenses!
"Bang!"
With one punch,
Direct annihilation!
The Grand Chamberlain took a deep breath, his eyes were red, and the seven eunuchs behind him were filled with grief and anger.
But all eight eunuchs still bowed and saluted the old Taoist priest.
After seeing this scene,
The old Taoist seemed a little disappointed. It was a feeling very much like when he and Lawyer An enthusiastically went to a hair salon a few months ago, but it turned out to be closed due to a crackdown.
He grabbed a handful of Ganoderma lucidum from the ground and stuffed it into the little monkey's mouth.
“Squeak, squeak, squeak!”
The little monkey was choked and rolled his eyes.
On the other side, the Red-butt Monkey faced off against the Queen of Five Senses. The previous generations of Yamas who were originally watching the fun with the Queen of Five Senses actually attacked together and stabbed the Queen of Five Senses in the back.
The poor King of Five Senses came out just as an old man to watch the fun, but he was killed in a confused manner, his Dharma body collapsed, and his soul was annihilated.
After backstabbing, the previous Yamas knelt down directly.
"Welcome back to the throne, Lord. May God bless Taishan!"
… …
On the distant hillside, Lawyer An started to eat his second bowl of noodles, while Cuihua continued to help peel garlic beside him.
Feng Si pointed at the Yama Dharmakayas in the distance and said:
"They are really decisive."
"He was not a loyal subject in the first place, so isn't it normal for him to turn against us?"
"It is also possible that they feel that since the Lord of the Mansion wants to take the position of the Equal King again, it gives them hope of returning to the forefront."
"Haha, actually, I suddenly feel quite boring. When you couldn't get it before, you wanted it in your dreams, but when that thing is placed in front of you, it's like you just shivered and it's a bit boring."
"So do you still want it or not?"
"I want!"