"I say, little sister, your boss's part-time job is to be a Taoist priest or a monk?"
On the balcony, the woman took out a thin cigarette and smoked it silently. She would not smoke at home under surveillance, and would always deliberately maintain her image as a good and virtuous wife.
But for some reason, at this moment, she felt a little upset and wanted to rely on cigarettes to stabilize her emotions.
"You got it wrong. Opening a bookstore is a part-time job." Bai Yingying replied.
"Oh, that's interesting."
The woman reached out to help Bai Yingying fix her hair and said softly:
"Has he brainwashed you? Why do you worship him so much?"
Bai Yingying looked at the woman as if she were a mentally retarded person.
The woman shook her head. She didn't believe it, but as she said, since he was recommended by Wang Ke, she was willing to spend several million to give it a try.
The old man huddled at the door of the room, looking at his wife and Bai Yingying, waving and shouting:
"Come in, hide in here quickly, they will come, they are coming, they are really coming!"
The woman ignored her husband and continued smoking her cigarette.
Bai Yingying ignored him. She was worried about her boss and whether something unexpected would happen to her.
The boss just used Wushuang in Yancheng, and is now in poor health. That is, the cooling time of his skills has not yet passed, so the risk factor will naturally increase.
"Bang!"
The door to the living room downstairs was pushed open.
Zhou Ze rolled out covered in cold sweat. His whole body was wet, as if it was soaked with cold sweat.
“Huff…Huff…”
Zhou Ze, lying on the ground, breathed deeply, as if air was very precious to him and he treasured it very much.
"boss!"
Bai Yingying on the balcony shouted anxiously.
Zhou Ze staggered to his feet, picked up the crutch that had fallen beside him, waved at it, signaling Bai Yingying not to get down, and then walked into the living room again.
About ten minutes later,
Zhou Ze rolled out again. This time, he lay there for five full minutes before he slowly got up and stood up again with the help of crutches. Zhou Ze's body seemed a little shaky.
"boss… … "
Bai Yingying shouted again.
"Don't come down, protect them well. I don't believe that a strong dragon will not suppress a local snake!"
Zhou Ze continued to walk inside.
The woman blew out a puff of smoke and said, "It's so realistic."
Obviously, she felt that Zhou Ze was acting, just like those Taoist priests who performed rituals, just to please the audience and then make a profit.
"Forehead… … "
The woman was speechless.
Because Bai Yingying's hand directly grabbed her neck,
Her feet were already off the ground, and the high school girl lifted herself up easily with just one hand.
“This isn’t acting.”
Bai Yingying said very seriously:
"If something happens to the boss, don't worry, I will definitely take my anger out on you."
“He…he himself…for…for money…” the woman retorted with difficulty.
"You are a woman, don't you know one thing?" Bai Yingying asked back.
"What… "
"That is, don't reason with women."
… … …
Zhou Ze walked into the living room again. At this time, the living room was basically soaked with water and full of liquid, but the twenty or so people were still spitting water there.
It is truly endless and a massive amount of genuine goods at real prices.
The sea snake that was shot in the head by Zhou Ze at the beginning has now turned into a water python. Its thick body like a barrel keeps swimming around inside, giving people a tremendous sense of pressure.
However, if you look closely at the painting, you can see that the giant python's body is covered in blood and flesh, with scales missing in many places. Obviously, it was seriously injured in the repeated fights with Zhou Ze.
“Hiss, hiss, hiss…”
The water python rushed over again.
Zhou Ze raised his head, gritted his teeth, and stretched out his hands. Blood stains appeared on his fingernails again, and it was obvious that he had reached the critical point of being unable to bear the burden again.
His body was indeed a little weak because of the exhaustion he had just suffered in Yancheng a while ago.
If it were his prime, Zhou Ze felt that he would not be so embarrassed.
It's just a sea snake. Even if it's called the god of the sea, it's still just a snake. If it's a one-on-one fight, I wouldn't be scared.
What Zhou Ze was actually worried about was that if there really was a Poseidon in this world, would his choice this time anger him
Of course, the other party didn't actually give me a chance to choose.
Zhou Ze wanted to admit defeat and retreat. He wanted to avoid fighting if possible and avoid touching the tiger's whiskers if possible. However, the opponent's attitude was too rude and he didn't give him any way out.
Boss Zhou loves money and performance, but he loves his life more.
“Hiss…”
The water python's body hit Zhou Ze again, and Zhou Ze fell to the ground with a pale face, but Zhou Ze's nails pierced into the water python's body, grabbed a red halo, and crushed it in an instant!
Next, the water python and Zhou Ze lay on the ground together, staring at each other.
The water python tried to re-enter the body several times but failed. Zhou Ze also wanted to stand up but couldn't.
One man and one snake glared at each other, determined to lose the battle instead of the fight.
"Aren't you tired?" Zhou Ze said.
The water python did not respond, but just stared at Zhou Ze.
"Did Poseidon really ask you to come?" Zhou Ze continued to ask.
The anaconda still did not respond.
Zhou Ze took a deep breath. He could still talk to a person, but not to a beast.
How to talk
As if it had seen through Zhou Ze's thoughts, the water python suddenly raised its head and stared at Zhou Ze with anger in its eyes.
Oh,
Like that monkey,
Can you directly sense people’s thoughts
“Buzz!”
The anaconda began to tremble, and for a moment, its body began to fall apart, but from its broken body, small snakes the size of a thumb began to emerge.
This densely packed group of things began to surge towards Zhou Ze like an overwhelming force!
"roll!"
Zhou Ze supported himself on the ground with both hands and forced his head up. His ten fingernails pierced directly into the floor. Wisps of black air were squeezed out and he formed a circle to protect himself. All the small snakes around him that touched the black air were annihilated.
The stalemate between the man and the snake seemed like it would continue. Both sides were already at the end of their strength, but they were still holding on.
At this moment, the twenty or so people who had been acting as "faucets" closed their mouths in unison, and then they began to stand up slowly.
They did not walk towards Zhou Ze, nor did they walk towards the water python. Instead, they lined up and walked towards the stairs like elementary school students leaving school at night.
them,
Going up!
Zhou Ze wasn't sure if it was because his arrival had stimulated them to take action or if it was just a coincidence that he arrived just in time
“Hiss, hiss, hiss…”
A fearless little snake actually penetrated Zhou Ze's black air. Its body compressed, then collapsed and drilled directly into Zhou Ze's ear.
Zhou Ze felt something slippery near his ear, and that thing was still trying hard to get inside.
But there were more small snakes around, and Zhou Ze didn't dare to pull his hands out of the floor, otherwise he would experience the feeling of a "snake cave". It was said that the cruel kings in ancient times liked to play this trick and throw the punished people into the snake's nest.
But the disgusting feeling coming from my ear was so clear that if I didn't stop it, God knew where that thing would go.
Tongcheng has a tradition of temple fairs. Zhou Ze remembers that when he was a child, the orphanage also organized everyone to go to the temple fair. In the description, there was a tent at that time, with a ticket costing two yuan. There was a woman lying on a bed covered with a mosquito net, and there were many small snakes around the woman.
The woman would perform a show for the ticket buyers, which was to pinch a small snake and put it into her nostrils, and then the small snake would slowly crawl out of her mouth.
As a bystander at the time, he felt amazed, but Zhou Ze didn't want to experience it himself.
But Zhou Ze had no other choice now. He didn't bring the Yin-Yang Book with him because when that thing encounters a dying person, it will vibrate like a bang and make you upset.
That's right.
I also have a bronze ring, but I don't know what the ring is used for. I can wear the ring on my body, but if I kill myself after wearing it, I would have no place to cry.
Take a deep breath, take a deep breath, and keep taking deep breaths.
The slippery thing in my ear kept moving in, and it was extremely itchy.
Zhou Ze could only subconsciously lean his face sideways and squeeze his ears with his shoulders and arms in the hope of getting that thing out.
At this time, Zhou Ze suddenly remembered that he seemed to have two ghost messenger certificates in his left pocket.
Let’s bet!
Pulling his hands free from the floor, Zhou Ze quickly took out a ghost messenger certificate. Before the swarm of snakes around him swarmed over, Zhou Ze rubbed the ghost messenger certificate hard with his bloody nails. Green smoke kept rising from the ghost messenger certificate, and then the certificate began to crack, and it was obviously useless.
But the smoke continued to rise, like a lit match.
“Bang!”
Zhou Ze threw the ghost catcher certificate out of the house.
A large number of small snakes instantly abandoned Zhou Ze and pounced on the ghost messenger outside.
It seemed that because the water python was divided into too many parts and was too small, the IQ of each individual was averaged. Zhou Ze felt like he was playing frisbee with a dog.
The family who had just gone upstairs also rushed downstairs like crazy and ran into the group of snakes outside the living room. Apparently, the strange fragrance emitted when the ghost messenger certificate was burning had a strong attraction to ghosts!
At that moment, Zhou Ze did not relax or stop to catch his breath. He reached out and grabbed the portrait, and cut it open with his fingernails without hesitation.
"Sizzle"
A crisp sound,
The portrait cracked, and the little snakes in and outside the house began to slowly evaporate, and the family was also slowly melting.
“Bang!”
A cold wind blew by and the living room door was closed.
finally,
Everything returned to calm.
“Huff…Huff…”
Zhou Ze knelt on the ground.
I'm so tired.
The whole person is exhausted,
but,
Now it seems that
It seems like the god of the sea, nothing special about him.
Boss Zhou felt a great sense of accomplishment and felt extremely good about himself.
“Bang!”
“Bang!”
It seems to be windy outside.
The wind kept hitting the door frame.
At first, Zhou Ze didn't take it seriously, but slowly, he found something wrong. The floor was still shaking and tilting.
Zhou Ze used up his last bit of strength to climb up against the wall, and staggered to the door.
Reach out,
I opened the living room door.
Outside,
Suddenly,
A vast ocean!