For a long time, oh no, to be exact, for his entire past life, Zhou Ze was a person who couldn't fight.
He has never learned Kung Fu or practiced Taekwondo, and he is not even very clear about the basic routines and moves.
Therefore, when he first saw Bai Yingying who had just woken up, in Xu Qinglang's words, Bai Yingying was standing in the bookstore, exuding a domineering aura, like a grown man.
Zhou Ze used his fingernails to rush over and scratch Bai Yingying like the original wife scratching the mistress, which made her mind explode and directly caused her to change from Bai Yingying to Bai Yingying.
During the past six months as a ghost messenger, Zhou Ze has also realized some of his own problems, but he has not suggested improving them.
There are many different reasons for this, of course, the biggest reason is... laziness.
With one trick, you can conquer the world. When you encounter ghosts and ordinary people, your fingernails are enough.
Even if you encounter a stronger opponent, you can still be invincible.
Although he knew very little about how he got this "unparalleled" power, Zhou Ze used it happily based on the lazy principle of making the best of it. The only side effect was that he would be paralyzed for a long time after using it.
So, although he knew he couldn't fight, Zhou Ze was not afraid when facing a fight, and gradually began to have an illusion that "I am very good at fighting."
The priest took a step forward with the scalpel in hand, waving his arm at an extremely fast speed, with the blade pointing directly at Zhou Ze's forehead.
Zhou Ze did not dodge. No matter how many ways you come at me, I will only go one way. He grabbed the priest's face directly with his right hand.
The result of this would be that the priest's scalpel could pierce Zhou Ze's temple, but Zhou Ze would also have to open five holes in the priest's own head to allow for ventilation.
The priest did not expect Zhou Ze to be so determined. Even though he had the advantage of an ambush, he was still willing to fight with him in a fierce way, willing to exchange his life for his own.
Then,
The priest was scared.
He withdrew his hand and stepped back. Zhou Ze did not grab the priest's face, but only touched his chest.
“Bang!”
The black mist swept out like a whip.
The priest was knocked to the ground. Although he quickly rolled over and stood up after supporting himself on his knees, he was clearly at a disadvantage in this encounter.
Bai Yingying opened her mouth wide as she looked at her boss who was so aggressive.
Vaguely, he seemed to recall the fear he felt when he first met the boss in the bookstore and was dominated by the boss's crazy pumping and fucking.
That is the real life between me and my boss if it was just our first meeting.
The little girl was watching from the side, chewing her tongue in her mouth as if she was chewing gum, and then suddenly she burst out laughing.
She finally understood that Zhou Ze actually didn't know how to fight at all.
Poor thing, this idiot zombie next to me is still being obsessed with sex.
If you don't go to help, your boss might really die at the hands of that damn priest, you know!
Can't you have a little idea of how tough your boss is
The priest jumped up again, and he was very fast. This time, he did not dare to rush directly towards Zhou Ze, but chose to make a detour. After all, he was a little scared of Zhou Ze's "big open and close" fighting style, and he was a little unsure of Zhou Ze's pulse for a while.
Moreover, he knew that Zhou Ze's truly terrifying state was when he turned into a zombie. He had fought with Zhou Ze in that state before, and had broken several ribs. His injuries were not light, and at that time Zhou Ze had just defeated the temple deity, the Green-Robed Goddess.
In this way, the priest and Boss Zhou fought back and forth, and it really seemed like that. You move forward and I move backward, you move backward and I move forward, you make a detour and I make a detour, it was really exciting.
Zhou Ze was full of confidence, and the priest was trembling with fear, and they really put on the performance like a duel between masters. At least from the perspective of special effects and action scenes, it was more in line with the audience's aesthetic taste than the so-called contemporary martial arts masters' direct head-on turtle punch duel.
Finally, Bai Yingying came to her senses, rushed over again and joined the battle.
The little girl didn't dare to continue to sit on the sidelines and watch the fight. Although she hoped that the priest could kill Zhou Ze with lightning speed so that she could be free, she didn't dare to gamble. What if Zhou Ze didn't die and found out that she had been watching the fight from the sidelines, then she would be the one to die.
Bai Yingying's fighting style is more direct than Zhou Ze's. She takes the initiative to help Zhou Ze bear the damage and is completely dedicated to protecting her master. In addition, her physical fitness is indeed good, so she can fight against the priest without any loss. This gives Zhou Ze more opportunities and space to attack. In addition, there are little lolis around who sneak attack and assist again and again. The priest is really miserable.
After Zhou Ze scratched several horrific wounds on his body, the priest's eyes fixed, and blood once again covered his scalpels. He then inserted both knives into the concrete floor and made hand prints at the same time.
All of a sudden, a barrier appeared, and the little Loli ran directly into the barrier during a sneak attack, causing her soul to become unstable, and she had to retreat again.
This barrier has a restraining effect on all dark beings, and Zhou Ze and the other two, strictly speaking, are not righteous and will be restrained.
The little girl knew when to stop and was determined not to give herself the chance to get seriously injured.
But Bai Yingying is much more straightforward.
She just kept hitting the barrier, even though every time she hit it, the evil spirit in Bai Yingying's body was dispersed and she looked very painful, but she still gritted her teeth and continued to hit it, intending to smash the barrier into pieces!
Silly girl.
The little Loli snorted disdainfully.
At this moment, Zhou Ze inserted his ten fingers into the ground, a black light began to appear in his eyes, and then, his hands began to slowly lift outwards!
The scalpel that the priest had stuck into the ground began to be slowly pulled out by an invisible force. Coupled with Bai Yingying's constant impact, the barrier began to become precarious.
Beads of sweat appeared on the priest's forehead, and he began to glance around from the corner of his eyes. Obviously, it would be difficult to win in this situation, especially since he knew that he was already in a passive position before Zhou Ze made a big move. If the stalemate continued, he would only get deeper and deeper into trouble, and might even die here.
So, he planned to run away and find an opportunity to run away.
Blood began to ooze from Zhou Ze's ten fingers, as if they were cut by a sharp knife. At the same time, Zhou Ze growled to the little Lolita beside him:
"If he doesn't die today, you will die in his place."
threaten,
A blatant threat!
The little Loli was stunned for a moment. She didn't expect Zhou Ze to say such words. Although she had been Zhou Ze's subordinate and was conquered by Zhou Ze, she was too proud and unwilling to become a slave like Bai Yingying. She always maintained her pride.
She kept reminding herself that she was different from that silly girl Bai Yingying!
But Zhou Ze's words completely shattered her arrogance.
This can be translated to mean that you are my dog, and if you can't catch prey, then you can cook and eat this dog.
Very realistic, tearing apart all the warmth.
The little Loli glanced at Zhou Ze angrily. She wished she could kill this man and cut him into pieces!
But she still flashed and turned into a black light, rushing directly towards the priest.
"rise!"
Zhou Ze forcibly pulled out his bloody hands.
The priest's scalpel stuck in the ground flew out immediately.
Bai Yingying hit the priest, who closed his arms to block the attack. However, the little girl appeared directly behind the priest, and her entire soul took the opportunity to pierce into the priest's body.
“Ahhhhhh!!!!!”
From the priest's mouth came the painful screams of a man and a little girl.
Bai Yingying hit the priest's chest hard with her elbow, and the priest was blown away like a fly. Then Bai Yingying quickly followed up and directly suppressed the priest, while hitting the priest's chest with both fists.
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
Continuously hitting hard,
The muffled sound kept echoing throughout the entire community, but the priest's body showed an unusual strength. Under the continuous blows of Bai Yingying's zombie fists, he only kept making the sound of bone cracking. If he were an ordinary person, he would have been beaten into meat paste by Bai Yingying, and the kind of meat paste that was very tough.
"ah!"
At this moment, the little Loli who had previously entered the priest's body flew out. Her soul was a little broken and much darker and more transparent than before.
She pointed at the priest and said, "He has a health problem!"
Yes,
There must be something wrong with this body.
Bai Yingying, who had been beating him, felt this very well. It was as if she was eating a piece of beef full of tendons, which she couldn't chew no matter how hard she tried!
“Huh…”
The priest seemed to have made up his mind. His eyes began to turn red and his muscles began to shrink.
Bai Yingying was stunned for a moment.
WTF,
Why does it feel so familiar!
The priest seemed to be in great pain, and it was obvious that he had to do this because he knew that his research had not been successful at all and was still at the stage of groping and failure.
But he had no choice.
Otherwise, he would soon be beaten into elastic meat paste by this female zombie, and then coated with a little flour to make beef balls and cooked in the hot pot.
"roar!"
The priest's body stiffened, and Bai Yingying punched him on the head.
"Bang!"
The priest fell down again, making a hole in the ground, then bounced back and hit Bai Yingying directly. Bai Yingying took several steps back.
“Uh… uh…”
The priest stood up slowly, his body shaky, his face half blue and half gray, looking like Ouyang Feng who had practiced Toad Kung Fu. In short, his whole body was filled with confusion and weirdness.
Bai Yingying was about to rush forward again, but was held back by Zhou Ze with one hand.
"Take a break and don't hurt yourself too badly."
Upon hearing this, Bai Yingying nodded obediently, but looked at Zhou Ze with some worry, meaning, Boss, can you handle it by yourself
Zhou Ze seemed very calm and composed.
I took a few steps forward.
“Ahem…”
He coughed a few times.
It seemed to attract the priest's attention.
The priest stared at Zhou Ze.
Applications are constantly changing.
First there was hatred,
Angry again,
Then I wondered,
And then confused.
"What did you call me?" Zhou Ze asked.
The priest tilted his head and continued to stare at Zhou Ze, his throat making a gurgling sound.
He covered his mouth, tightly, as if he was trying to stop something.
But the desire was so strong that there was no way to stop it.
Zhou Ze opened his arms.
Gentle expression,
Come,
Dad loves you.
finally,
The priest couldn't hold it in any longer. He couldn't hold it in any longer.
His test subject had a biggest flaw, but he was not aware of it, because he only stole Zhou Ze's ashes from his previous life to do the experiment, but failed to catch Zhou Ze to participate in the experiment!
Finally, the hand covering the mouth slipped away.
The priest shouted excitedly:
"Odosan..." (Dad)
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