The bald monk touched his head in distress, then lowered his arms dejectedly, crossed his hands slowly, and said:
“Come on, the underworld is huge, I know that;
But this is the world of the living after all. No matter how long your arms in the underworld are, don’t even think of stirring up trouble here.
Besides,
I haven't passed away yet!"
The bald monk suddenly raised his arms, and two talisman papers appeared in his palms. The talisman papers were purple, and there were some electric snakes flowing inside.
When the bald monk first entered the study, he mocked the old Taoist priest, pointing out that he and the old Taoist priest were not the same kind of people, because in his opinion, the old Taoist priest was nothing more than a charlatan who lived off others for free, while he was a real Taoist priest.
“Woo… woo… woo… woo…”
The young ladies who were standing closely together at the railing on the second floor shouted out in unison. For a moment, a gust of cold wind blew up on the first floor.
A monk,
Cooperating with a group of ghosts,
This combination is a bit weird.
But it did give the bald monk a sense of playing at home.
"I don't care about the affairs of the living, but the affairs of ghosts are my business. You, monk, have crossed the line!"
"Let's see who lives and who dies. Do you really think you are invincible just because you have a ghost messenger certificate? The world is big, and there is more to it than just Tongcheng!"
The bald monk pounced directly on him. He was not tall, but his thighs were very thick. This dwarf could run as fast as the wind!
“Woo… woo… woo… woo…”
Zhou Ze was about to rush over as well.
But at this moment, a black silk thread came out from the mouth of each young lady above, and instantly fell down and entangled on his armor. Then the originally soft silk threads suddenly exerted force together, and in an instant, Zhou Ze was like a prey entangled in a spider web.
I subconsciously wanted to break free, but I felt like I was stuck in a quagmire and couldn't extricate myself.
The bald monk was getting closer, and Zhou Ze could even hear the "sizzling" sound coming from the talisman paper in the other's palm.
Close your eyes.
There is no other way.
Zhou Ze could only choose to enter that state.
Although his physical condition is not very good now and he has not fully recovered, Zhou Ze feels that it is not a problem to solve the trouble ahead. At worst he will be in a coma for another half a month.
“Buzz!”
Just as Zhou Ze closed his eyes, a long tongue suddenly extended from the second floor and lashed him like a whip.
“Pah pah pah pah pah pah … … …”
It was like every young lady was slapped hard in the face.
All the threads wrapped around Zhou Ze's armor broke, and Zhou Ze regained his freedom.
The little girl appeared on the second floor, holding a "Third Grade Mathematics Exercise Book" in her hand.
She actually secretly found a place to do her homework!
The little girl rubbed her eyes, yawned, licked her lips with her tongue, then leaned on the railing with one hand and looked at Zhou Ze below. She looked just like a little girl who stayed up late to do homework and couldn't help feeling sleepy. She looked cute and adorable.
When the bald monk came in front of Zhou Ze, Zhou Ze stabbed him with his fingernails.
"puff!"
The bald monk's palms were pierced by Zhou Ze's ten fingers.
But in an instant,
The electric snake on the talisman paper seemed to be given life and rushed directly into Zhou Ze's body. Zhou Ze felt his whole body numb and knelt down subconsciously.
Even though the bald monk had to endure having his palms pierced, he still remained standing with a mocking smile on his face.
"I just said..."
The next moment,
Zhou Ze raised his head, and the nails on his ten fingers grew longer again.
"puff!"
Like the sound of cloth being torn,
The bald monk's palms exploded directly.
“Ahhh!!!!”
The bald monk screamed and kept backing away. After losing his hands, he looked so uncoordinated, especially his arms that looked like popsicles, which looked so abrupt.
Zhou Ze took several deep breaths.
He is a little tired.
Because of the help from the little Lolita before, he still chose not to enter that state. He would rather avoid being paralyzed than be paralyzed. Who likes to be unconscious when having nothing to do
He stood up with some difficulty. There were many dents on his armor, like scars left by fire.
To be honest, if it weren't for this set of armor, the talisman paper that the bald monk just used would probably have killed Zhou Ze. That kind of thing is really the nemesis of ghosts.
The bald monk put his hands behind his back and his forehead facing upwards, and even at this moment he was still able to maintain his pride.
Zhou Ze felt a little strange, because last time they met in the bookstore, although the bald monk seemed a little immature in his opinion, he still had the bearing of a senior monk. How come this guy here not only plays with women but also jumps around so much when fighting
It's not like celebrities like to play with their personas.
The contrast between this guy's personality before and after is really hard to understand.
“Woo woo woo…”
The ladies on the second floor seemed to want to stir up trouble.
The little girl tilted her head and her mouth opened again;
The long tongue was merciless this time, piercing them one by one like candied haws, and then the long snake flew and rolled in the space on the second floor.
The girls on the tongue also spun and jumped with their eyes closed.
It looked like a child with a childish heart who found a new and interesting game, but soon got bored of it. She flicked her tongue, and the young ladies above fell down one by one, hitting the ground and piling up together, like paper figures or deflated inflatable dolls.
Take a deep breath,
The little girl stuck out her tongue, as if it was a little sore, then she picked up the fountain pen, opened the exercise book again, and urged:
"You continue, I'll do my homework."
After not seeing her for half a month, Zhou Ze discovered that the little Loli seemed to have regained her previous cold and arrogant feeling, and her style of behavior was also unrestrained.
It was like she was reading a book in her own bookstore at first, and when she got tired, she ran to the next door to take away the souls of Xu Qinglang's parents. She posed and watched Xu Qinglang lying on the ground crying, then waved her hand and went back to read next door.
Perhaps, it’s because her injuries have fully recovered
But your soul and blood are still in my hands.
You're so arrogant that I'm really upset.
Are you the boss or am I the boss
Zhou Ze really wanted to order the little Loli to come down and fight, but he also felt that it was inappropriate for an adult like him to disturb the child when she said she wanted to do her homework
The bald monk was not idle at this time. He bit his tongue, spat out a mouthful of blood, and then began to chant spells continuously.
For a moment, the Buddhist chant was mighty, as if there was a spotlight shining on him from behind, carrying a sacred and inviolable aura.
This light made Zhou Ze feel uncomfortable.
Many times Zhou Ze forgot that he was actually a ghost, and still believed that he was a human. It was not until this moment that he clearly sensed the difference between humans and ghosts.
In this world, there are indeed many things that have a natural restraint on ghosts.
Fortunately, Xu Qinglang was not idle at this time. He was very decisive and did not take talisman paper or heart-protecting mirror or anything like that, because he knew that those things he had were for dealing with ghosts. Similarly, no matter how cool the monk's Buddha light poss was, it could only have some effect on Zhou Ze, and had little effect on Xu Qinglang, or even no effect at all.
Therefore, Xu Qinglang used the most direct method and punched him directly!
Lao Xu knows how to fight. Although he looks like a woman, he was a gangster when he was young. If he hadn't been ordered by the police chief to mend his ways, he might still be a very non-mainstream gangster now. His boxing skills are actually quite good.
The bald monk hadn't even finished reciting a few words when Xu Qinglang punched him several times.
This is a bit bullying.
The bald monk's cultivation is indeed higher than Xu Qinglang's, but many of his methods are used to deal with monsters and ghosts. Xu Qinglang is a human, so all he has learned throughout his life has become dragon-slaying skills, which he cannot use at all.
In addition, the monk's hands had just been torn apart by Zhou Ze, and now he was beaten by Xu Qinglang so badly that he didn't even have any temper left.
Xu Qinglang seemed to be getting more and more addicted to the beating, and he even pushed the monk to the ground, then sat on him and beat him back and forth.
“Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang!!!”
Zhou Ze on the side slowly put away his armor.
He remembered Xu Qinglang once said that he fought like a shrew who only knew how to scratch.
Now look at the way Xu Qinglang fights,
Tsk tsk.
Just like those young ladies, the bald monk was beaten so hard that he started to lose his temper.
In the end,
As the sticks were pulled, the bald monk turned into a paper man. The paper man had the bald monk's appearance painted on it, with his birth date and the seven words "greed, anger, ignorance, hatred, love, evil, and desire" written on it.
The little girl came down from upstairs, looked at the paper on the ground, and said, "This is not the monk's real body, it should be a substitute left behind. This is really a good method. Leave behind the things that violate the precepts on your body, and only purity and Buddha nature are left."
Zhou Ze nodded. This way the bald monk's inconsistent reactions could be explained.
But, what on earth exists here
Or... a secret
Zhou Ze walked forward and tried to push open the screen in front of him, but found that the screen was fake and was painted on the wall.
"The space here looks big, but it's actually very small, including the rooms on the second floor, where the doors and windows are all painted on." said the little Loli.
Zhou Ze took two steps back.
Then he sprinted forward and kicked the screen.
"Bang!"
The screen broke.
Even the wall collapsed.
Ahead,
It's a very dark space.
There were dozens of people in different clothes and ages standing alone inside, shaking constantly. They were the souls of the dead, representing the business losses of Boss Zhou during this period.
And at the feet of the dead soul, there are a few flowers blooming here and there.
The petals are graceful,
The stamens are attractive,
The fragrance of flowers is fragrant,
The flowers are graceful.
"What kind of flower is this? It's very beautiful, I have never seen it before.
Isn’t today 520
It would be great if I could pick some and give them back to others, so it wouldn't be a wasted trip, right?"
Xu Qinglang asked, pointing at the flowers in front.
Then he got no response.
Turning my head to look behind me,
Xu Qinglang found that Zhou Ze and the little loli were looking at him as if he were a fool.
"Uh? What's wrong?" Xu Qinglang asked puzzledly.
The little girl pointed at the flowers in front of her and looked at Xu Qinglang.
Opening his mouth:
"Flowers bloom on the other side, but there is no shore; souls fall into the river of oblivion, but they are still in the river.
This is... ... Red Spider Lily."