The bookstore was closed, but the lights were on inside;
Generally speaking, bookstores are closed occasionally during the day and are definitely open at night, but who told the boss to go to bed early tonight
Since the boss is slacking off, his employees will naturally be happy to be lazy. The most important thing is, without the boss's intervention, they will not be able to pack and deliver goods to the customers even if they have customers coming to the store, so it is better not to bother.
The old Taoist priest and Xu Qinglang were sitting on the sofa, with two glasses of red wine on the coffee table beside them.
The red wine is paid for with the money from the bookstore's account and is very expensive. The whole bookstore is now filled with an odor of salted fish and corruption, which is a bad atmosphere that has been passed down from top to bottom.
actually,
At the beginning, everyone was moderate in their enjoyment of food, clothing and daily necessities, but later, as Boss Zhou's coffee and tea became more and more high-quality, the people below naturally followed suit.
after all,
The poorest person in the entire bookstore enjoys such high-end things.
There's no need for us, who are wealthy, to live in poverty, right
The little monkey squatted on the bar with peanuts in front of it, eating happily by itself. It was not annoying nor bothersome. If someone asked it to play, it would play with them. If no one asked it to play, it would play by itself. It was very well-behaved.
The Taoist priest also bought it a tight hoop and a cassock, and customized a golden hoop stick from Taobao. This was just to satisfy his own bad taste.
Just thinking about the fact that Sun Wukong is being trained by myself, I feel full of pride and satisfaction.
The boss also told him that when he fought with the monkey for three hundred rounds, the monkey's "iron rod" was really scary.
The old Taoist believed it.
But he didn't expect that the "iron rod" the boss was talking about was not the iron rod he thought of.
The monkey doesn't like the tight hoop or the stick, but has a special liking for the robes. When he has nothing to do, he wraps the robes around himself like a cloak, which actually reveals some of his Buddha nature.
I have been to Mount Emei. The monkeys there are not afraid of people. They will even come to tourists to ask for food. If you are unlucky and encounter a "grumpy old man" of a monkey,
If you don't give it to them, the monkeys will come and snatch it away.
But even so, the monkeys in Mount Emei are said to have "Buddha nature."
But compared with our own Houza, it is really far behind. It can use a mobile phone, change songs, and call a Didi taxi. Last time, Houza took a taxi to Jiangjunshan to take his boss to see a doctor.
Tsk tsk tsk,
Anyway, in the eyes of this old Taoist, no matter how outstanding other people’s children are, they are not as cute as his own children.
The old Taoist said more than once that he had no children in his life. Although he had sponsored many poor students, few of them called him to say hello during holidays. But when he was doing poorly and short of money, many people called him to ask for tuition and living expenses, and their words were also unpleasant, as if he owed them money and it was his fault that they could not get out of the mountains.
The Taoist priest raised this monkey as his own grandson. After all, sometimes animals understand the principle of gratitude better than humans.
"These days are pretty depressing."
The old Taoist took a sip of red wine and squinted his eyes. He couldn't taste the quality of the wine, so what he actually tasted was how much RMB he swallowed.
Just think about the price and the taste of this red wine will come out.
Swallowed the red wine,
The old Taoist stretched his old waist, sighed softly, and said:
"Do you think there are still plainclothes officers watching outside our bookstore now?"
“I don’t know.”
"Don't you know magic?"
"You don't know my level, I'm just a half-baked person." Xu Qinglang was honest, "But you, your ancestors were also wealthy, have you ever thought of picking up magic and practicing it?"
"It's been lost for a long time. What about you? Don't you want to practice it again?"
"Why practice? It's good to just eat and drink for free now. He can see different scenery while doing his own thing. In fact, his attitude towards life is the most comfortable. If he is really like your former boss in Chengdu, then we will have to live with our heads tied to our waists.
Stimulation is stimulation.
But think about it now, it’s still comfortable now.”
"Forget it, let's go to sleep."
The old Taoist drank the remaining red wine, said hello to Xu Qinglang, and asked, "Aren't you going to bed?"
"It is said that moonlight is good for the skin. I am basking in the moonlight."
Xu Qinglang pointed at the mask on his face.
As if absorbing the essence of the moon.
"Tsk, you're crazy."
The old Taoist yawned, greeted the monkey, and then walked up the stairs. As soon as he reached the second floor, he and the monkey shivered together.
“Hiss…”
Damn it,
The air conditioner is turned up too high.
So cold
The old Taoist subconsciously hugged his arms and walked inside. He first walked to the door of the boss' bedroom, because white steam was still escaping from the gap below the door.
Obviously,
This is the source.
“Boom boom boom…”
The old Taoist knocked on the door.
"Boss, the air conditioner is broken. The power is too strong."
There was no response from inside.
The old Taoist couldn't care about anything else at this time and could only open the door himself, otherwise he was really worried that he would hibernate without knowing it while sleeping at night.
The door was pushed open, the old Taoist stuck his head inside, and then he was stunned.
On the bed,
There was a man and a woman.
certainly,
The old Taoist would occasionally imagine in his mind what would happen when the boss and Bai Yingying went to sleep every night. Although he knew that Yingying was a zombie and the waterway was frozen, as an experienced driver, the old Taoist knew that there were many ways to exercise, and this was the real mood and fun.
The posture on the bed,
Very harmonious.
It is much more harmonious than I had imagined.
The boss lay on Yingying's legs.
Yingying sat on the bed with her hands on her boss's face.
Even when the Taoist priest came in alone, the two of them remained motionless, as if they were sleeping so soundly that they didn't notice anyone coming in.
White mist was rising from the boss' body from time to time.
Most of this white air was inhaled into Bai Yingying's nose.
A small amount of it escaped and became the culprit for the temperature in the surrounding area to begin to drop.
This scene,
It was exactly like the scenes in the Hong Kong and Taiwan midnight movies that I used to like to watch, where fox spirits or female ghosts sucked men's yang energy.
The old Taoist hesitated for a moment.
He didn't know that he was yelling "Hey, female zombie, let go of my boss!"
Or shout: "Hey, Yingying, are you enjoying the sucking? Don't suck the boss dry."
The old Taoist didn't believe that Yingying would take the initiative to absorb the things from the boss. He had lived under the same roof with this female zombie for a long time. If the female zombie really had second thoughts about the boss, there was no need for her to risk her life to save him at Jiangjun Mountain.
Taking a few steps closer, the old Taoist was able to see more clearly.
He found that half of Yingying's originally white hair had turned black.
Tsk tsk,
Is this healing
The boss is helping Yingying to replenish her energy
The old Taoist thought of the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra", and thought that this method was really strange, as one had to lie on the bed to practice it.
Look at the boss again.
The old Taoist suddenly noticed that the boss's expression was very painful.
It was like having a nightmare, and he looked very uncomfortable.
Damn it,
Is this a result of going too far in practicing martial arts
The old Taoist gritted his teeth and said whatever happened, he picked up a book next to him and poked the boss in the chest, but the boss still didn't respond.
The old Taoist simply took the book and hit the boss on the chest.
“Bang!”
The sound is very loud.
The boss still didn't wake up, but Bai Yingying suddenly opened her eyes.
The female zombie's eyes were cold, and her true nature was revealed in an instant. She was originally a zombie, abandoned by the gods and people in heaven and earth. Her usual innocence was only for Zhou Ze.
At this moment, she looked like she was in a bad mood after waking up, and glanced at the old Taoist priest.
The old Taoist took a breath of cold air.
I just felt that the temperature around me became colder.
"Yingying, it's me, I am the poor Taoist..."
The old Taoist said while shivering.
Bai Yingying had no expression on her face.
First I looked at the old Taoist carefully,
Then he lowered his head and looked at Zhou Ze in his arms.
Then,
She seemed to notice the change in color of her hair, and immediately got out of bed as if she realized something and knelt down beside the bed.
“Boss, Yingying didn’t do it on purpose. Yingying didn’t know what happened and she suddenly fell asleep.
Yingying really didn't absorb the boss's evil spirit on purpose, really didn't do it on purpose."
Yingying knelt on the ground, her expression extremely sincere and nervous, like a child who had done something wrong and was waiting for punishment from an adult.
Forehead… …
The old Taoist thought,
Should I also kneel down to join in the fun
But it seems like I have nothing to do with it.
Just then,
Zhou Ze, who could no longer sleep because Bai Yingying got out of bed,
The body trembled slightly.
then,
Slowly open your eyes,
There was a maddening bloodshot color in these eyes, filled with chilling hysteria.
Oh my god!
The old Taoist was so frightened that his legs went limp and he knelt down.
This boss is horrible.
Zhou Ze sat up slowly.
The images in the dream seemed to have not yet been completely dispelled.
There is a feeling that "dreams are the affairs of life, and life is a dream again".
Zhou Ze didn't look at the old Taoist priest and Bai Yingying kneeling on the ground at first.
But closed my eyes,
After a while, when I opened my eyes again,
The blood color in Zhou Ze's eyes slowly faded away and turned into clarity.
That dream,
It ended at the most critical and desperate moment.
Zhou Ze felt a little disappointed, but also somewhat relieved.
He turned his head and looked at Bai Yingying who was still kneeling on the ground. He noticed the change in Bai Yingying's hair color and asked:
"I remember I said that I would help you recover after I recovered."
"boss… … "
Seeing that Zhou Ze misunderstood that she had deliberately absorbed the evil spirit from him, Bai Yingying immediately lowered her head and explained:
"Boss, it was when Yingying was giving you a massage,
The evil spirit in you escaped on its own.
Yingying got drunk after taking a few puffs, and then she forgot what happened afterwards."
The old Taoist priest then spoke up to help Yingying:
"That's right, boss, you can't blame Yingying for this.
You are the one who is overflowing with semen.
Dream... "
Speaking of which,
The old Taoist bit his lips.
Lower your head,
I slapped myself.
Here I am,
Foul mouth...