The old woman's sarcasm made everyone present subconsciously silent for a moment.
White Yingying is silent,
Xu Qinglang was silent.
The old Taoist was silent.
Deadpool has been silent all along and now continues to be silent.
As a subordinate employee, when your boss is exposed in person, what else can you do except remain silent
“Bang!”
Zhou Ze lit a cigarette, took a deep puff, and then slowly exhaled smoke rings.
What the old woman said was actually very similar to what Zhou Ze himself had guessed, but if you say that the old woman really hurt Zhou Ze's self-esteem or something, that's really not the case.
Boss Zhou is not that kind of person.
However, seeing this old woman comparing her words to the Qing Dynasty and her aggressive attitude relying on her seniority does make people feel uncomfortable.
This is the Late Night Bookstore.
This is my own store after all.
To put it simply, this is Zhou Ze's execution ground, or "the cave".
Even a strong dragon will defeat a local snake!
"Have you said enough?" Zhou Ze said.
"What's wrong? Are you angry?" The old woman looked as if it was expected.
"Yeah." Zhou Ze admitted.
"Leave it to me, Higanbana. Help me sort this matter out. The specific decision will depend on your performance."
The old woman sat down again.
He even took the cigarette from Zhou Ze and lit one for himself.
That posture,
That look,
It has a style similar to that of the singing girls smoking backstage in old Shanghai dance halls.
"hehe."
Zhou Ze pointed at the food on the table and said:
"Give me the money first."
"What?"
The old woman frowned, as if she didn't understand what he meant.
"In my place, I always prepare a cold meal for the ghosts who go to the temple, and they will also leave some ghost money when they leave.
You have both wine and meat, which is the highest quality among them, so please leave some more money."
The old woman narrowed her eyes.
He slammed his dry palm on the table and scolded:
"Do you know who you're talking to?"
"Paying for meals is only natural."
Zhou Ze raised his head slowly, as if it was a matter of course.
"Haha, what if I say I won't give any money?" the old woman said sternly.
She didn't reveal her identity before, but it didn't matter.
Now that she has revealed her identity, Zhou Ze treats her even more coldly than before, and she can't stand it!
It's just like those emperors who went on secret visits. It's okay to joke with him when he's in disguise, but once he puts on the dragon robe and you treat him carelessly, you'll end up going to the vegetable market.
"No?"
Zhou Ze looked at the old Taoist priest sitting in front and said:
"Beat her."
The old Taoist shuddered.
WTF,
Beat her
boss,
I am a mortal being. What will happen after I die
The old Taoist is still hesitating. Who the hell wouldn’t hesitate
Unless you are sure that you are immortal, you can't be sure what accidents will happen even if you are immortal.
But looking at Zhou Ze's expression,
The old Taoist knew that if he didn't obey the order today, he might not even live to see the day when his boss would send him a package in advance when he died of old age.
“Bang!”
The old Taoist raised his hand.
To the old woman's arm,
Pat it gently.
This force, this weight,
It's not so much beating people.
It's more like the flirting between an old couple.
A journey of a thousand miles tests the horse's strength; time reveals a person's true character.
Zhou Ze touched his head gently, then waved his hand gently.
close the door,
Release Yingying.
Anyway, Yingying is an orthodox zombie.
Even if she dies, she will not enter the cycle of reincarnation. Her ending will be a direct disappearance of life and death, and she will not go to hell, so she is not afraid of being repaid later.
Moreover, this girl has a natural tendency to follow and obey Zhou Ze.
really,
Yingying did not disappoint Zhou Ze.
Just walk forward.
"How dare you call my boss a dog?" Bai Yingying put her hands on her hips and looked at the old woman.
"Haha, he's just a dog, little girl. Your bloodline is actually much purer than his. He's just using the tiger skin to make a coat. He's not him at all."
Zhou Ze took a deep breath.
He hesitated.
I am also a little confused.
Not because of what the old woman said,
But it’s because of Bai Yingying.
Yes, Bai Yingying was very obedient to him, but that was based on the fact that she sensed the aura of a high-level zombie from him. It was the bloodline in his body that suppressed her bloodline, forcing her to submit to him and turn from a cold and stern female zombie into his own crying monster.
Now,
She knew she was just a facade.
Will she continue to listen to herself
Even if the consciousness within oneself calls out,
Will Bai Yingying directly obey the orders of that consciousness and strike back against him
Boss Zhou is feeling a little weak now.
Suddenly, he found that he really had no capital.
I used to think I was a small character wearing full-level god-level equipment, and I could run around pretending to be cool.
Now he found that all his equipment was lent to him by others after being bound to him, and he might even have the experience bars reserved by others.
Panic,
Can't help but panic,
The panic of salted fish.
“Bang!”
Bai Yingying slapped the old woman on the face, sending her flying and hitting the wall hard.
She really didn't hold back!
The old woman was beaten, but she only had some blood and a little skin broken at the corner of her mouth.
"you!!!!!!"
The old woman pointed at Bai Yingying,
"How dare you! You little zombie, you little filth, you will not be reincarnated, God..."
“Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!”
Bai Yingying reached out and grabbed the old woman's neck.
Lift her up.
“You…” The old woman wanted to speak but couldn’t.
"How dare you scold my boss!"
Bai Yingying instantly transformed into a violent high school girl.
Grabbing the old woman by the neck,
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
Keep smashing the wall!
one time,
Two times,
Three times,
Four times...
Keep smashing it, keep smashing it!
I guess the store next door thought the bookstore was being renovated.
The old Taoist took a deep breath as he looked at it.
Xu Qinglang watched in silence.
The little monkey was so excited that the peanuts in his paws fell to the ground.
Even Deadpool, who had been sitting motionless against the wall, was shaking constantly because of the shaking of the wall.
Zhou Ze continued to smoke beside him.
He smoked very hard.
finally,
After countless collisions,
Bai Yingying dropped the old woman.
The old woman's face was bruised and swollen, her hair was disheveled, and she had lost many teeth.
But she is not dead yet!
"You... you... you dare to do this... you dare to do this to me... don't die... don't die..."
The old Taoist sat by the side and kept waving his hands.
Indicating that it has nothing to do with him.
Because in the bookstore,
Bai Yingying and the boss will not die, and Xu Qinglang is still young. Damn it, after all the calculations, he will die the earliest and fastest.
Zhou Ze threw away the cigarette butt, stood up tremblingly, walked to the old woman, and slowly squatted down.
Bai Yingying stood on the side, without any sense of pleasure or heroism from violently smashing the sandbags. Instead, after Zhou Ze approached, she actually had tears in her eyes, as if she was crying.
Zhou Ze raised his head in surprise, looked at Bai Yingying beside him, and asked:
"Why are you crying?"
"She said bad things about you, the boss, and I was so mad."
"What she said was not false. There is nothing to be angry about."
Zhou Ze comforted.
She said,
After all, it is the truth.
"No, she's not right.
The boss is the boss. He is not some kind of watchdog. The boss is the boss.
In Yingying's eyes, you are my boss, not the thing in your body.
That thing is so scary, Yingying doesn’t like it.”
"hey-hey."
Zhou Ze smiled happily.
Then, Zhou Ze stretched out his hand, with nails growing on his fingers, and grabbed the old woman's head directly, then lifted it up fiercely.
You are an invincible cockroach.
Then I'll suck your soul out!
The old woman's soul was really sucked out by Zhou Ze.
But her image changed in an instant.
Still an old woman.
But he was wearing a long black hat with its brim extending downwards and falling to the ground, and his face was filled with many gestures, making it obvious that he was not an ordinary ghost.
"That formation was not set up by you, and you didn't plant the red spider lily either."
Zhou Ze analyzed:
"You have no other skills except taking a beating. So, you are the one who came out of hell to investigate this matter?"
"You know I came from hell, yet you still dare to treat me like this!" the old woman said grimly.
“You’re a big fish, and my GPA hasn’t gone up in a long time.
besides,
I heard that working in hell is quite lucrative, and you can get what you want. You had such a delicious meal here, and if I send you off, not only will I get a good deal, but I should also get a lot of money in hell money."
“You dare!”
The old woman was a little panicked.
It is not easy for someone of her status to come up once, and the cost is extremely high. If she goes down without completing the mission, her end will be very ugly!
Zhou Ze nodded, it seems that he guessed right.
Next,
Zhou Ze took out his phone, opened WeChat, and made a WeChat video invitation to the little girl.
The call was answered quickly.
Lin Ke was revealed, lying on the bed wearing a lolita skirt.
"Do you know her?"
Zhou Ze pointed his phone at the old woman.
“She… She is the night watchman of Naihe Bridge. How come she is here
Are you here to investigate the red spider lily
ah,
How did her soul come out
Who did this!
Is that you
Zhou Ze nodded.
"Zhou Ze, you've caused trouble. If you let her go down and tell your crimes to the underworld, she will then go to the underworld to sue you. Not to mention that you're just a ghost messenger now, even if you were an inspector, you wouldn't be able to handle it!"
"I understand what you mean." Zhou Ze suddenly realized, "You mean that we can't send her soul to hell, but should destroy her right here."
“… …”Lin Ke.
Lin Ke: **&*@@#￥%￥
As soon as the words fell,
Zhou Ze's nails began to rub and pierce the old woman's soul frantically.
Like crazy!
I told you to say I'm a watchdog.
I told you not to make me look worthless!
I told you not to show off in front of me!
I'll let you know today,
Even if it's a dog,
Anxious,
It bites too!
Amid the old woman's miserable screams,
Her soul was finally torn apart by Zhou Ze.
All around,
Rippling with smoke and ash,
it's over,
It's all over.
Zhou Ze had a residual smile on his face.
Close your eyes.
Just sat on the ground.
I don't know why.
At this moment,
He suddenly recalled the feeling he had as a child, sitting alone in the backyard of the orphanage.