Boss Zhou wanted to stand up and curse.
What do you mean by a bunch of ghost messengers
This is my home.
I'm sitting in my own home.
Did nothing.
Nothing was said.
Does this include me
Of course, Boss Zhou wasn't so impulsive as to jump out and start a fight right away. His first target was obviously Liu Chuyu, the new ghost messenger from Changzhou. That pretentious man obviously had an unusual relationship with that woman.
Zhou Ze was not very familiar with and understood this kind of mysterious cultivation that really existed in reality. The bald monk was crazy and had a strong sense of middle school syndrome, and the old Taoist priest and Madam Xu were not of orthodox origin.
Zhou Ze was more than happy to have Liu Chuyu leading the way for him.
“Bang!”
The female ghost was finally bounced away by Liu Chuyu. At the same time, his mirror suddenly turned, snapped downward, and stuck directly to the female ghost's face.
This was intended to directly shatter the evil spirit and force her to be "freed".
“Ding Dong!”
The tall and thin man stretched out his bamboo pole and poked the mirror, causing it to fly backwards and land directly on the bar.
"Bah..."
The mirror spun around on the bar counter and then rolled to the ground, landing right in front of Lao Dao and Hou Za.
When Liu Chuyu made his move before, the old Taoist grabbed his crotch with one hand and the edge of the bar with the other, and squatted behind it like a soldier hiding in a trench, but this soldier was a little trembling.
But suddenly,
Windfall!
The old Taoist looked at the mirror on the ground in front of him, and his glasses turned green. He certainly wouldn't be stupid enough to pick up the object and return it to the ghost catcher from Changzhou. Instead, he subconsciously reached out to grab the thing in his arms.
Anyway, both of his bosses had killed a lot of ghost officials, so even the old Taoist, a subordinate who was only responsible for shouting "666", didn't have much respect for these ghost officials.
However, as soon as the Taoist hand touched the mirror, his palm suddenly turned red. He groaned and quickly withdrew his hand.
“Huff, huff, huff…”
The old Taoist kept blowing air on his burned palms, and a thousand horses were galloping through his heart.
In fact, the old Taoist thought too simply. How could a magical weapon used by a ghost catcher, which had just been activated, be easily touched by a mortal
The monkey on one side took two steps forward and stretched out his claws to grab downwards.
"Hey, don't..."
The old Taoist shouted subconsciously.
“Squeak, squeak, squeak!”
But the monkey picked up the mirror and started playing with it.
I looked at the monkey's intact paw.
Look at my roasted pig's trotters now.
The old Taoist suddenly felt worse than an animal!
After the monkey played with it for a few rounds, it made a gesture to throw it to the Taoist priest. The Taoist priest was so scared that he shook his hands desperately, signaling the monkey not to be impulsive.
Monkey, I know you have filial piety, so I won’t take this.
The monkey scratched his head in confusion, then pointed the mirror at himself.
In the mirror,
It's not a cute monkey face that appears.
Instead, it was an adult ape with a ferocious look, a murderous look on his face, and a heavy desire for sex between his brows!
“Squeak! Squeak!!!!”
The monkey was so frightened that he threw the mirror to the ground.
He sat down on the ground by himself.
What is this
Scared to death!
Over there,
After the tall and thin pretentious man used a bamboo pole to knock over the magic weapon in the ghost's hand,
He didn't stay handsome for long.
In fact,
The tit-for-tat confrontation or even the latecomer taking the lead that Zhou Ze had speculated before did not happen.
From the way he was dressed and wore sunglasses at night, including the fact that he had previously included Zhou Ze, who was quietly eating melons beside him, in the "taunting" sequence,
It can be seen that
The other party's IQ is indeed a little underdeveloped.
This is indeed the case.
The current situation is that Liu Chuyu, whose mirror was knocked off his body, did not disgrace his identity as a ghost catcher. Losing a magic weapon did not turn him into a useless weakling like the old Taoist priest. Instead, he quickly used his other means to press the tall and thin man to the ground and began to rub him.
The tall and thin guy was beaten black and blue. At first he would still utter some harsh words, but then he could only curl up there with his head in his hands, passively taking the beating and whimpering.
The onlookers suddenly felt that this drama was not very interesting. Boss Zhou was even calculating with Bai Yingying how many chairs they had broken and what places had been soiled, and how much money they would have to pay after the incident, and it would be best to settle it with ghost money.
While Liu Chuyu was beating the tall and thin guy, the female ghost actually pulled the male singer's hand, walked over to Zhou Ze, and knelt down in front of him:
"I beg you to help us and send both of us to hell together."
Zhou Ze shrugged without any reaction. The evil ghost could not be sent away and could only be destroyed on the spot. If he didn't mind the trouble, he could "persuade" her to disappear on her own.
As for the soul of the male singer, Boss Zhou, who had just sent away a group of student souls the day before yesterday, was not really that hungry now. Whether he wanted to eat this mosquito-leg-sized piece of meat or not, he could make a decision after Liu Chuyu was done.
The female ghost was kowtowing to Zhou Ze.
In pleading.
Zhou Ze felt helpless. To be honest, hell wasn't owned by his family.
It is a rule that evil spirits cannot be sent to hell by the ghost messenger through the gate of hell.
Boss Zhou is not one of those little fans who shed tears while watching sad love dramas. No matter how hard you cry, he can't help you.
"Boss, there is a problem."
Bai Yingying, who was standing nearby, suddenly turned sideways and looked out the window. In the distant sky, there was a dark cloud that was slowly descending towards here.
The tall and thin man who was almost beaten into a pig's head by Liu Chuyu suddenly raised his head, muttering something with blood flowing from his mouth.
Liu Chuyu, who had a natural aversion and disgust towards men, suddenly stiffened.
Before, when he was beating the other party, he kept cursing and then began to sob as if he was humming some local dialect. Liu Chuyu thought that the other party had collapsed because of his beating.
But now his mind had cooled down a little from the excitement of beating someone up, and he realized that what the other party had just chanted was actually a spell from the Northeast. He was asking a deity to possess him!
"Why not just kill him right from the start?" Bai Yingying muttered.
"Ghost Messenger, the price of killing a living person for no reason is too high." Zhou Ze explained.
“Huff, huff, huff…Huff, huff, huff…”
From outside the bookstore,
A gust of cold wind swept over.
"It's so lively at home today."
Zhou Ze supported his chin with both hands and continued to watch.
Bai Yingying turned around and walked to the refrigerator, took out half a frozen watermelon, came back, and fed Zhou Ze one mouthful at a time with a spoon.
"It's a bit cold."
Zhou Ze frowned.
Bai Yingying put the spoon into her mouth and held it for a while, then took it out and put the spoon to Zhou Ze's mouth.
Zhou Ze opened his mouth and ate it.
Warm outside and ice inside,
The taste is just right.
Here, a man and a woman are eating melons seriously.
On the other side,
Things have begun to change.
"Eighth Auntie!"
The tall and thin man let out a low growl, and then his entire temperament changed drastically, becoming cold and withdrawn, especially his originally triangular eyes, the pupils in them now seemed to be splitting.
“Hiss…”
He stuck out his tongue.
Auntie Eight laughed:
"Young man, I am honored to be here. No matter what the misunderstanding is, please give me some face and end it here.
Let us take Chunmei back to the village and make sure she won't cause trouble again. Anyway, she has transformed into a fierce ghost and is of no value to the police.
As for this fellow... "
Auntie Ba pointed at the soul of the male singer who was still in a state of confusion.
"Just send him off. I'll finish my business here. When I return, I'll prepare some local specialties for the two officers."
Zhou Ze took another bite of the watermelon, licked his upper lips, and shook his head slightly. It was not satisfying at all.
I originally thought that after the tall and thin guy got beaten up, he would definitely ask the immortal to take back his revenge, but who knew that the immortal would actually come out and start to reason.
Tsk tsk,
This melon is really tasteless.
It's clearly my own bookstore, but the show keeps changing and I, the owner, can only watch from the side.
Oh,
That's right.
Great Immortal
etc.
Zhou Ze looked thoughtful, then as if he had thought of something, he told Bai Yingying to leave.
Bai Yingying nodded and walked away.
Liu Chuyu hesitated for a moment, then nodded.
He has a natural advantage when dealing with ordinary people and ordinary ghosts, so he is not at all stage-frightened, but facing this "Eighth Aunt" who was invited for no apparent reason, Liu Chuyu did not dare to be too presumptuous.
In Zhou Ze's opinion,
Liu Chuyu is a newly promoted ghost catcher, and his mind is probably filled with desire for performance points. This female ghost must have been a cultivator in her lifetime, and sending her to the underworld could earn him ten or even more performance points, so he reached an agreement with the female ghost and made some compromises and retreats in order to send this female ghost down.
But who knew that this female ghost did not follow the routine, killed people, and turned herself into an evil ghost, and her value instantly became worthless.
The beating he just gave to the tall and thin man was more like a vent for his inner anger.
And this mysterious Eighth Auntie should be afraid of the background of the underworld and not want to lose face for the underworld because of such a thing, so she made a gesture of willingness to resolve the situation.
The female ghost was still crying and begging, sometimes to Zhou Ze, sometimes to Liu Chuyu, but no one paid any attention to her.
Liu Chuyu looked at Zhou Ze and sighed.
Zhou Ze was smiling happily, and Liu Chuyu was stunned for a moment when he saw this.
"Come on, come back with me and take a look at the mountains and rivers of our hometown. We, the old guys, will help you get rid of it."
Eighth Auntie reached out and grabbed the female ghost, pulling her away from the male ghost.
"Silly girl, is this kind of man worthy of your trust, even to the point of cutting off your own path to rebirth?"
Eighth Aunt's grandmother had a look of pity on her face.
then,
She held the ghost's hand and walked towards the door, sighing:
“What is love in this world…”
It seems that Auntie Ba is also a woman... er... a female with a story.
At this time,
Bai Yingying brought down an exquisite wooden box from upstairs and handed it to Zhou Ze.
Zhou Ze opened the box impatiently.
He took out an old-fashioned notebook with a somewhat tattered cover and a black cat printed on it.
Hold up your notebook.
Zhou Ze looked at the Eighth Auntie who had just walked to the door of the bookstore.
Hearing the other party's sigh,
He immediately shouted:
"I call you Auntie,
Do you dare to promise
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You can search "Weixin" for "pure little dragon" or "kongbu66" and pay attention to the dragon's "attack seed prestige consumption".
Long will write some extra stories and character annals there. He has already written about Bai Yingying and Laodao, and will continue to write in the future.