Being a good person is too tiring.
It is more tiring to be the kind of nice guy who can be used as a promotional brochure.
That means that you must maintain your absolute cleanliness and noble character from beginning to end, otherwise those nitpicking people will definitely search to death for all the black history about you.
On the contrary,
It's much more comfortable to be a villain.
Boss Zhou feels that he is having an easy time now. He exploits his new colleagues and peels off the skin layer by layer. It is so satisfying.
"This is too much!"
Liu Chuyu spread out his hands, and a fleshy bud grew in the palm of his hand, like a bean sprout. A faint fragrance immediately began to spread in the air.
Zhou Ze subconsciously held his breath and continued to stare at the person in front of him, or to be exact, at the plant growing on the other person's palm.
Every ghost has his own unique skills, such as his own fingernails and the ventriloquism of the little girl.
The guy in front of him obviously had something planted in his body, which could explain why Liu Chuyu was so patient before. Humans are creatures that are easily affected by subjective emotions, but plants can perceive some things more calmly and seek benefits and avoid harm.
Perhaps, it was because of the plant in his body that Liu Chuyu had been able to tolerate others again and again.
"You are bullying the weak? I want to see if you are worthy of it!"
The bean sprouts in Liu Chuyu's palm grew rapidly. At the same time, vines and weeds began to grow in all the gaps between the outer and inner areas of the library.
In a hurry,
Lush,
A genuine "green and environmentally friendly bookstore".
Vines rose from the ground and swept directly towards the area where Zhou Ze was.
Bai Yingying took the initiative to step forward, grabbed a few vines with both hands, pulled them down, and twisted them directly, but the broken vines quickly regenerated and kept wrapping around Bai Yingying like a dog-skin plaster. Bai Yingying really couldn't get away for a while.
The old Taoist had been wrapped by vines into a green dumpling, and even the little monkey was wrapped into a small ball and rolled over and over on the ground.
Deadpool, who was sitting in the corner, was also wrapped up, but he just kept tilting his head left and right in confusion. He seemed to be thinking, are these plants considered greenery in the library or a sign of dirtiness
Deadpool will probably have to keep struggling like this until he thinks through these issues, or until Zhou Ze takes the initiative to issue orders.
During his lifetime, he was a priest who was particularly good at stirring up trouble. It can be said that he was too clever and scheming, but in the end he became such a fool. It has to be said that this is a very interesting irony.
This is not an offensive spell. It may be used simply for delaying and defense, or Liu Chuyu has not yet been able to mature the plant, so the effect is not very obvious.
But at least for now, it does have the effect of hindering the opponent. This also shows that Liu Chuyu does not intend to fight hard, he plans to find time to escape from here.
Escape back to Da Diaozhou,
There will still be a few ghost officials in Changzhou by then. If Zhou Ze still wants to go to Changzhou to catch his younger brother, it will definitely arouse public indignation among the ghost officials in the entire southern Jiangsu region.
Zhou Ze blew out a smoke ring from his mouth.
Liu Chuyu hasn't left yet.
He can't leave.
Because his vines had already entangled everyone else in the bookstore, except Zhou Ze.
Zhou Ze was still sitting there, leisurely, but the vines did not dare to approach him.
fear,
fear,
Fear,
These emotions were also clearly transmitted to Liu Chuyu's mind through the vines.
"Haha, I told you, we are destined to be together."
Zhou Ze smiled.
Under the research institute, he ate the fruit from the old tree root. Who was the old tree root? He was almost a monster.
How could Liu Chuyu, a young boy who had just sprouted, dare to be so presumptuous to himself
This is just like how Bai Yingying was afraid of the zombie aura emanating from her body.
In many cases, people can rebel by shouting “Are kings, princes, generals, and ministers born with different bloodlines?”, but for monsters and other types of creatures, the oppression based on bloodline is too great and terrifying.
Zhou Ze threw the cigarette butt down, stepped on it with his shoe sole, then stood up and clapped his hands gently.
“When I was a kid, I watched Pokémon. In order to capture a wild Pokémon, you had to beat it up until it was dying before you could capture it.
The same principle applies to recruiting younger brothers on TV. You have to beat him up first before the younger brother will obey you. "
“Oh, oh, oh…”
Even though the white oriole was entangled in the green vines and was very troubled,
At this time, he was able to distract himself and cooperate with his boss.
She indicated that she was only subdued by her boss after he fucked her hard.
Zhou Ze tilted his head slightly and looked at Liu Chuyu.
"Let's have a fight. Actually, there are people who are not bad to be my younger brothers. For example, Lin Ke, the old ghost messenger from Tongcheng.
She kept saying,
Make me your captain and be my little brother.
It was the best decision she had ever made in her life.
There is another ghost messenger in Tongcheng, she is my sister-in-law. You see, I have a very good relationship with my brothers, and everyone follows me and has a lot of fun. "
Zhou Ze almost believed what he said and felt that he was really a good boss.
Liu Chuyu's expression changed from gloomy to bright. The next moment, he decisively took back the stem bud in his hand, turned around and didn't even walk through the door, but prepared to break the glass and leave.
Zhou Ze saw that he was about to bang on the door.
I dare not delay any longer.
Last night he stole the "Dragon Claw Hand",
It almost caused the person in the body to wake up, and although it was suppressed, it also shattered all the glass windows and various screens in the bookstore.
I woke up in the afternoon and no one complained.
The Taoist priest used public funds to hire someone to replace the glass, and then bought a more expensive and better TV to replace it. Bai Yingying was so happy that she replaced it with a more expensive gaming display.
Since it's all public money, no one has any objections. Just consider it as improving the quality of life in advance.
But it's Boss Zhou's money that's being spent.
Boss Zhou feels bad.
This glass was just replaced during the day.
You gonna hit me again
You've watched too many TV dramas and movies, so you prefer to bump into the glass instead of the door
Zhou Ze waved his hand.
Five long nails grew out immediately.
A gust of cold wind immediately spread out.
The terrible suction force directly stuck to Liu Chuyu's body. Liu Chuyu had just jumped and hadn't touched the glass yet, when he flew back and fell heavily to the ground.
Zhou Ze stepped forward quickly, Liu Chuyu spread his hands, and vines grew out of his body, trying to stop Zhou Ze.
But Zhou Ze's long nails were too sharp, and they tore it into pieces in an instant. Then he bent down, squatted, and his two nails were stuck directly on both sides of Liu Chuyu's neck.
At this time,
Zhou Ze only needs to gently pinch it.
Liu Chuyu will have to be served with the "dog-head guillotine".
Zhou Ze stopped.
Looking at Liu Chuyu.
Liu Chuyu felt that today's experience was too unbelievable.
He came here to catch ghosts and improve his performance.
In the end, the ghost was not caught, and the Northeastern Immortal was also attracted.
The Northeast Immortal is very reasonable and speaks very nicely.
But the final outcome is that after being skinned layer by layer, I still have to sell myself to him
The newly promoted ghost catcher Liu Chuyu's heart is full of shadows. He knows a few other ghost catchers in Changzhou. They are not very familiar with each other, but they are acquaintances and are quite polite to each other.
How come when I arrived in Tongcheng,
Do you feel like your colleagues here are like bandits
A drop of soul blood emerged from Liu Chuyu's forehead, carrying a strong sense of resentment and unwillingness.
This is really being forced into prostitution by Zhou Ze.
After collecting the other party's soul and blood, Zhou Ze did not delay and directly integrated it into his own ghost messenger certificate. The contract was successful and perfect.
Put away your nails,
Liu Chuyu slowly got up and glanced at the GPA on Zhou Ze's ghost messenger certificate. His already pale face looked even more deathly pale.
"What's wrong?"
Zhou Ze asked.
"Your GPA... is lower than mine..."
“… …” Zhou Ze.
As a leader, it is inevitable to feel embarrassed when being despised and surpassed by your subordinates in terms of performance.
In fact, it was also because of Boss Zhou's lazy style, and the fact that he was in a coma for half a month or a month every now and then, that he did not have much time to work hard on his performance. In addition, Zhou Ze had a period of time as an intern ghost catcher, which was also delayed.
"As a leader, you don't need to know how to do specific things, you just need to know what to do, do you understand?"
Zhou Ze reached out and patted Liu Chuyu's face.
Very slippery.
So tender,
Damn it,
How much hyaluronic acid must have been injected!
Liu Chuyu didn't want to argue anymore. He stood up and knelt on one knee in front of Zhou Ze.
"Meet the Captain!"
"Yeah, get up, get up, the ground is cold, don't catch a cold."
“… …”Liu Chuyu.
"Okay, this is none of your business. Go back to Changzhou. I'll call you if I have any questions. Changzhou is pretty close to here."
"Um... OK."
Liu Chuyu got up.
Then he said: "My mirror..."
“The Dragon Boat Festival is coming soon.”
“Ah… Yeah.”
"It's not too much to give something to the leader during festivals to show respect, right?"
"Um... not too much... but..."
"Then why don't you leave?"
"Oh, okay, I'll go."
Liu Chuyu walked out of the bookstore in a daze, feeling like he was dreaming.
"Boss, this mirror is very interesting."
Bai Yingying held the mirror and said,
In the mirror, she has a beautiful smile, wears an ancient headdress, and looks shy and lovely.
Saying,
Bai Yingying also pointed the mirror at Zhou Ze, "Boss, come and look at it, it seems to be able to reflect things from your past life."
When the mirror was pointed at Zhou Ze's face,
I only heard a "click" sound.
Cracks appeared on the mirror surface, and then it exploded directly.
"Hiss..."
Bai Yingying took back her hand.
Looking at the pile of debris on the ground, I felt a little overwhelmed.
Zhou Ze, who had just accepted a gift from his subordinate, was also stunned.
Shake your head,
Sighed:
"Ah, you loser woman."