"Here, here it is for you. Don't try to kill yourself by opening it and seeing what happened to the weasel. Do you understand?"
Zhou Ze reached out and touched the monkey that was chewing wild ginseng, and threw the Yin-Yang Book to it.
This monkey is very clever. Although it does not have the magical powers of the demon monkey in its previous life, the Yin-Yang Book is actually very safe with it. The reason why Huang Daxian failed to steal the Yin-Yang Book before was because it was in the monkey's hands.
Moreover, perhaps it was the mentality of a good-natured person, Zhou Ze knew best what kind of nature the monkey had. He let it keep this, and no matter what, it would not hurt himself.
The most important thing is that Zhou Ze doesn't want to carry this thing with him. It's too annoying to constantly remind you who is about to die.
Taking down Wong Tai Sin was just a matter of convenience for Zhou Ze. Although it was indeed a bit hypocritical for Wong Tai Sin to fail in stealing and then pretend to be polite to negotiate with you, it was actually disgusting when Boss Zhou picked up the Yin-Yang Book and said to Eighth Aunt without saying a word, "If I call you, will you dare to agree?"
The eldest brother doesn't laugh at the second brother. From Boss Zhou's perspective, he has the Yin-Yang Book, which is just right to restrain these immortals who like to play with "out-of-body" when they have nothing to do.
Even though Boss Zhou doesn't know what the purpose of collecting this "animal world" is now, it's like Squirrel Hang constantly collecting pine cones.
It's the same as when Bai Yingying first started playing the game Chicken Dinner and she looted for half an hour before going out and was shot in the head but she was still very happy.
The pleasure and satisfaction of collecting is a common problem among humans. Oh no, it is the instinct of any intelligent life.
Different standpoints, different thinking, if he were a human, Boss Zhou would not do this, but these immortals are not human in Zhou Ze's eyes. Since they are not human, he is too lazy to talk to them about things like benevolence, righteousness, and morality.
Just collect it first, who knows if it will be useful in the future
Lao Zhou has never claimed to be a good person, and he is not capable of being a good person.
The singing boy didn't know what was going on. He hadn't woken up yet and just stood there, motionless, as if in a daze. Zhou Ze ignored him and went straight up to the second floor.
Xu Qinglang was still soaking in the bathtub. He had been soaking for a long time, but there was no white skin on his body, nor were there any other problems. Zhou Ze thought that this was probably due to the monkey mud.
Nowadays, many hotels like to promote a hot spring theme, but many of them are just deceiving people. For example, if white spots start to form on the skin after you soak in it for half an hour, it means that the "hot spring water" is not sincere at all.
Next to Lao Xu there was a small coffee table with a bowl on it containing red liquid. Next to it was a long incense stick wrapped in hair, which was burning slowly.
Inside, there was a white thing that looked like an insect egg, wriggling slightly.
Zhou Ze stood beside the coffee table, observing the insect egg.
"What are you looking at?" Xu Qinglang said unhappily.
"The thought of this bug crawling into your body at night and moving around, giving you a slippery tour of both sides A and B,
I just feel the anticipation of my friends.”
“… …”Xu Qinglang.
After handing Xu Qinglang a cigarette, Zhou Ze sat down next to the bathtub.
There was nothing more to talk about. The two men seemed very silent. Before Zhou Ze finished smoking a cigarette, his cell phone rang. It was an unfamiliar number.
"Hello." Zhou Ze answered the phone.
"Is Lu Fangweng from your unit?"
"Who is Lu Fangweng?" Zhou Ze looked at Xu Qinglang and asked.
"Old Taoist." Xu Qinglang reminded.
"Oh, yes."
"He spent money here, but he has no money to pay. Please help him pay the bill."
"No money to pay the bill?"
"Yes, no money to pay the bill."
"What kind of place are you?"
“The Blue Water and Blue Sky SPA Club in Gangzha.”
"Let him answer the phone, I'll confirm it." Zhou Ze said.
The other end of the phone fell silent.
Zhou Ze shook his head. He didn't expect that the old Taoist would actually play the role of a bully and a prostitute.
“Boss, boss…” the old Taoist’s voice came, but then it was as if his mouth was blocked and he couldn’t utter anything else.
"I want him to talk to me." Zhou Ze requested.
It’s nothing to help the Taoist priest pay. Although Boss Zhou is poor, he is generous to his employees. But Zhou Ze must ensure the Taoist priest’s safety.
"Just come over in person and pay. Search the address on the map. You have one hour to come over. Otherwise, we can't guarantee his safety."
The voice on the other end of the line carried an undisguised threat.
"Just give me your Alipay number and I'll transfer the money directly." Zhou Ze said.
"Sorry, you have to come here in person to settle this account."
"Do you want money?" Zhou Ze heard something else. It seemed that the other party didn't just want money.
“Beep…beep…”
The other party hung up the phone.
"What's wrong?" Xu Qinglang asked.
"The other party hung up the phone." Zhou Ze shrugged, "Something is wrong."
"Then go and have a look."
"Um."
Zhou Ze nodded, went downstairs, and when he was about to leave the bookstore, he sent a message to Bai Yingying, asking her to stop playing games and come back to look after the store.
Afterwards, Zhou Ze took a taxi to the club.
The club is located opposite RT-Mart. It is quite large and at least seems to be of high quality. After getting off the car, Zhou Ze did not delay and directly found the elevator to go up to the fourth floor.
The elevator door opened.
The furnishings inside were magnificent, and the front desk staff all bowed to Zhou Ze;
"Welcome to Blue Water and Blue Sky, I hope you have a good time."
Zhou Ze wanted to laugh in his heart. He knew the old Taoist's previous taste. He only liked to go to street hair salons or foot massage shops to show his love. The old Taoist didn't like to go to such high-end places.
He went to find his eldest sister, not his granddaughter.
"Sir, are you doing a foot massage or a health regimen?"
A tall receptionist walked up to Zhou Ze and asked.
Zhou Ze remembered that the old Taoist had explained this to him.
Generally, when you go to such a place, if you are asked whether you want a "foot massage" or "health care", it is similar to industry jargon. A foot massage means that you will ask a regular technician to do it for you. If you answer "health care", then you will also ask a very regular technician, but the latter will involve some activities that are not suitable for children.
However, before you want to do projects that are not suitable for children, you will be forced to pay money and apply for a card.
"I'm here to look for someone. Someone here notified me." Zhou Ze replied.
The female receptionist nodded, took out the intercom and asked something, then smiled and bowed to Zhou Ze, "Sir, please follow me."
She led the way in front and Zhou Ze followed behind. After turning several corners, the female receptionist pushed open the door of a small private room and motioned Zhou Ze to go in.
Zhou Ze walked in. There was a bathtub, a sofa, a large TV, and a round bed with gauze curtains.
"What does this mean?" Zhou Ze asked.
"Sir, this is the imperial meal your friend ordered for you. The technician will come in later."
"I'm here to pick up my friend."
"I don't know the details." The receptionist turned and prepared to leave.
But Zhou Ze reached out from behind and hooked her neck directly.
"If you don't explain clearly, don't leave."
"Sir, I'm also a prostitute, but my price is higher than that of the technicians." The female receptionist said calmly.
The next moment,
Zhou Ze only felt a sudden itch in his lower body, and a furry tail grew directly from behind the female receptionist. The tail carried an intoxicating fragrance that made his blood boil.
A pair of soft and boneless hands suddenly climbed onto Zhou Ze's body and began to wander around, and every position seemed to hit the most sensitive G-spot.
At this time,
It feels like you are on a raging sea, and the intense sensory stimulation constantly stimulates your central nervous system.
This is a temptation that is hard for men, no, any male creature to resist.
The receptionist was very confident about this; she had never failed before.
But soon, she was stunned.
Because a sharp nail was already across her delicate neck, and if it moved forward a little further, it would pierce into her neck and draw blood.
How come he didn't react
How can he control himself so well
The receptionist was shocked and had to hold her tail and move her hands away.
"A vixen?"
Zhou Ze looked at the female receptionist, focusing on the long tail behind her.
"Now, can you take me to see my friend?"
"Sure, he's next door." The receptionist replied calmly.
Zhou Ze continued to control the female receptionist while walking with her to the next private room.
In there,
The old Taoist was lying on the bed, hugging a technician with an intoxicated look on his face. Even when Zhou Ze came in, he seemed unable to see that there was a tail behind the technician.
Obviously, the old Taoist was hypnotized, immersed in some indescribable fantasy, and kept talking in his sleep.
"Mr. Zhou, we old mountain demon cultivators are most particular about rules and courtesy, otherwise there wouldn't be so many families in the Northeast who worship us.
Maybe Mr. Zhou, you are not from Northeast China, so you don’t understand that kind of plot. Or maybe you have read too many strange stories in the past and have some misunderstandings about us demon cultivators.
Your friend is fine and we didn't do anything to him.
Even now,
We are also talking to you rationally.
Eighth Aunt went to your temple without permission and was accepted by you. There is nothing wrong with that. However, it is a big taboo to trespass into someone else's temple without prior notice.
Wong Tai Sin attempted to steal things from your temple, but you caught him, which is also understandable.
We admit our mistakes and we accept the punishment. They are not as skilled as others but they still rush around recklessly in the secular world. It is only right that they suffer losses.
Mr. Zhou, you are a very magnanimous person. Please forgive me and show mercy.
I am grateful for your presence here. Besides, I have settled down in Tongcheng for a while. If Mr. Zhou has any problems in the future, just let me know."
"If I don't agree, will there be more rat spirits and hedgehog spirits that will come to trouble me in the future?"
“Laoshanlinzi is one family.”
"Okay, I can let them go, just follow me back to the bookstore."
"Haha, I don't dare. Your bookstore is very evil. I'm afraid I'll never come back. That's why I invited your friends to come over and then invited you to come over."
"Then I'll call and have them delivered."
"Of course."
"Wuwuwu..." The old Taoist who was still lying on the bed kept rubbing his hands in a comfortable manner, and said as if he was talking in his sleep: "Hehehe, even if I die under the peony flowers, I can still be romantic even if I become a ghost. But as a ghost, I can't be a ghost like my boss. That would be so boring. I can't be romantic even if I want to."
The receptionist covered her mouth and chuckled.
She understands this deeply.
Zhou Ze took a deep breath.
He just took out his phone and looked at the receptionist and asked, "Can I refuse now?"
"Um?"
"I suddenly feel that it would be a good idea for you to kill this old man."