Zhou Ze made the call in the end. After all, the Taoist's life was in his hands. He had said before that he wanted to collect an animal world just for fun and had no direct purpose.
A salted fish may turn over occasionally when it is bored, but if you ask it to make any long-term plans, it will be too difficult for it.
Moreover, in this matter, Zhou Ze saw how difficult it was to deal with the forests in the old mountains of Northeast China. You caught one, and then they would come out of the mountains one after another to find you, which really made you annoyed.
Sitting in the private room, the female receptionist brought a cup of Longjing tea, and then stood behind Zhou Ze very generously and helped him massage his shoulders.
The old Taoist had already woken up and was squatting nearby, naked, with his hands on his head and a look of resentment on his face, like a prostitute caught by the police during a crackdown on prostitution.
Boss Zhou kept smoking and didn't say anything, but this silent atmosphere was the most tormenting for the old Taoist.
In fact, that was true. Boss Zhou was indeed feeling a little uncomfortable. He had captured two great immortals, but before they could even warm up to him, he had to send them away again.
"Are you feeling uncomfortable?"
The female receptionist put her face close to Zhou Ze's ear and asked softly.
This vixen was indeed naturally charming. Even Zhou Ze had to admit that she was indeed very attractive.
"Did you open this club?" Zhou Ze asked.
"Haha, yes, it has been open for almost three years and business has been good."
“Is this opened to make money?”
Zhou Ze suddenly felt that even the great immortals seemed to have a hard life. Was it because there were fewer and fewer superstitious people nowadays, so the offerings to the great immortals also decreased
"Making money?" The female receptionist covered her mouth and laughed for a long time, almost crying. She said, "Mr. Zhou, your joke is really funny.
Do people like you and me need money? "
“… …” Zhou Ze.
Boss Zhou felt a deep malice coming from this world.
before,
It was Yingying who had antiques buried with her.
Lao Xu has more than 20 apartments.
Laodao's live broadcast income is also considerable.
The guy who runs the internet cafe opposite is obviously a rich second generation, and a cigarette costs thousands of yuan.
Now I meet a vixen, and she also has money
"My sister opened a brothel more than a hundred years ago. Brothels were legal at that time."
“If it’s not for making money, then what is it for?”
"So what is the purpose of opening a bookstore?"
Zhou Ze was silent, not knowing how to answer.
The female receptionist loosened her hair, pointed around, and said:
"The music of the nightingales enters my ears, and the nightingales and swallows linger about.
Love between men and women, sensual pleasures and pleasures.
Love, desire,
Ugly, dirty, vile,
Lowly, flattering, perverted,
People are very secretive about the word "sex".
But no matter what, I can't leave it, I can't get around it, and I can't bear to give it up.
Watching, listening, and feeling here,
In the red dust, cultivate beyond the three realms,
Mr. Zhou,
This is my way of cultivation."
Zhou Ze heard this and nodded.
"After the founding of the country, it is forbidden to become a spirit.
The path of demon cultivation is becoming more and more difficult, and people's incense and offerings are becoming less and less. Those old creatures are still hiding in the old mountains and forests like turtles. I, your sister, look down on them.
But there is no way, after all, two hundred years ago everyone was just a cute little animal;
Broken bones are connected to tendons. This time, they have all fallen in your hands. Someone in the old forest has sent a message, so I can’t just ignore it. I am also worried.”
"How many goblins are there in the old forest?" Zhou Ze asked curiously.
“Not many, not many. Only the old generation like us still have some potential. The rest of us who are intelligent are very few.
Haha, Mr. Zhou, let me speak from the bottom of my heart. You can arrest these old guys if you want, and there is no need to feel guilty or talk about reason. If they need to be skinned and tendons pulled out, then skinned and tendons pulled out, and if they need to be refined, then refine their souls.
If all else fails, you can create a puppet and let them serve as your door gods. There is nothing wrong with that. Although I was trying to make sense with you before, there is actually no logic to this matter.
You are strong and you have the means. If you kill them, they will have no choice but to accept it.
When the Eighth Aunt and Brother Huang first became spirits, they had caused trouble in the forest and even killed people in the mountains. They were not pure and innocent people.
Later, as his cultivation became more mature and times changed, he learned to be more reserved, but in terms of his nature, he was still the same as before.
If you don't know those methods, I can teach you, but you have to promise not to use those tricks on me. If there are any blind monsters that come to trouble you in the future or you see them, you should capture them if you can, so as to make the best use of them, right?"
Zhou Ze looked at the vixen with some surprise and asked, "Why are you doing this?"
"Why?" The female receptionist hooked her hands around Zhou Ze's neck, half of her body almost sitting on Zhou Ze's legs, and said affectionately: "Sister loves you, okay
There are really not many people who can remain calm in the face of my skills, so I have high hopes for you.
With this kind of determination, even if you are just a ghost catcher now, maybe after a few years or decades, you can become a police inspector or even a judge in the future.
Now, I'm doing you a favor. When you become successful in the future, don't forget me.
Besides, Huang Asan and Ba Gu Nai are not easy to deal with. The fact that you can take them both under your wing shows your ability.
Sister, this is also an investment. When my sister opened a brothel in Henan, she invested in Yuan Weiting and it almost worked. "
Zhou Ze frowned slightly. Who is Yuan Weiting
At this time, the old Taoist who had been squatting on the side and didn't dare to speak opened his mouth and said:
"Boss, it's Yuan Shikai."
Zhou Ze frowned even deeper.
The old Taoist priest who had just finished popularizing the science wanted to slap himself in the face.
Scold yourself:
You are the one who talks too much.
You are capable of patience.
You just can't help but show off, can you
"What a pity, he was unlucky and could not bear the yellow robe. He died not long after. I, your sister, almost had the chance to be the mother of the country."
At this point, the receptionist actually started laughing and then started crying, as if she was talking about her own sad story.
"Where's our boss? I'm here to find our boss!"
"BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!"
There were bursts of loud noises coming from outside.
The female receptionist got off Zhou Ze, stood up, and walked outside. Zhou Ze also went out with her. The old Taoist immediately put on his Taoist robe and followed him out.
Bai Yingying was standing in the middle of the lobby with a little monkey sitting on her shoulder. Around her, five or six security guards were lying in a mess.
"Boss, Yingying is here!"
The female receptionist and Zhou Ze just walked out. The female receptionist first looked at the Yin-Yang Book in Monkey's hand, pursed her lips, and was secretly surprised:
No wonder both Aunt Ba and Huang Asan fell into the trap, it turned out to be this thing.
At this time, the female receptionist looked at Zhou Ze with an even more different look. The Yin-Yang Book is something held by the judge. Don't think that there is no nepotism in the underworld.
At this time, the female receptionist clearly regarded Zhou Ze as a second-generation Yin.
Being a ghost catcher is nothing more than a way of gilding the lily.
“That thing…” the receptionist pointed at the Yin-Yang book in Monkey’s hand.
She hadn't finished her words yet.
Yingying shouted, "What's the use of it? I have plenty of money!"
As she spoke, Yingying took out the box she had brought with her and threw out stacks of money one after another.
So heroic!
It's quite similar to the scene in the movie "God of Gamblers" where Chow Yun-fat dances with the girl in his arms amidst the flying money.
"My boss has slept with a few women here, it's your honor!
Being favored by my boss is a blessing you will never get in your lifetime!"
Bai Yingying continued to throw money while shouting.
"Do you think our boss has no money? Can't afford to pay this little money
I, Yingying, have it. Come on. Don’t you want money? Do you want to force my boss to pay off the debt with his treasure
I tell you, no way!
Money, for you!
Boss, are you having fun? If not, we will continue to shout and ask them to call out all the women in the club.
Just look at them one by one, don't worry, Yingying is here, I'm sure you will have a great time!"
Zhou Ze took a deep breath and suddenly felt a little pain in his liver.
The female receptionist was also dumbfounded.
The old Taoist priest was almost drooling as he watched this. He made up his mind that after this incident, he would secretly ask Bai Yingying whether she had a sister in her previous life and where she was buried. He would also dig up the grave and find a zombie like Yingying.
She works as both a maid and a thug. When you go to a prostitute, she even brings money to pay the bill for you!
MMP,
Why can’t I meet him
In fact, it was because after Zhou Ze told Bai Yingying the address on the phone, he went back and asked Lao Xu, thinking that the boss was also detained for soliciting prostitution and not having money to pay the bill like the old Taoist.
"Yingying."
Zhou Ze waved to Bai Yingying.
"Hey, boss."
Bai Yingying immediately ran over like a little bird, holding the big bag in her hand.
"Is this pocket full of money?" Zhou Ze asked.
"Ah, it's not just about money. Yingying heard that this place might not be clean enough, so she brought the best Smurfs for you, boss. I don't know what flavor you like, boss.
Here are some with particles,
There is also chocolate flavor.
There are also ultra-thin ones.
Oh, and there's also lubricant and disinfectant, and I also brought a large bottle of Fuyangjie, which is healthier for washing."
“… …” Zhou Ze.
"Little sister, I think there is some misunderstanding between us?" the receptionist asked at this time.
"Misunderstanding?" Bai Yingying was stunned for a moment, then immediately showed a look of horror. At the same time, she grabbed the female receptionist's arm with both hands and shook it, saying, "It can't be a misunderstanding!"
She was worried sick about her boss's future career and really hoped that he could prove himself and drive on the road normally.
"Yingying."
"Hey, boss, I also brought some magic oil and Viagra..."
"Shut up."
“Hmm…” Bai Yingying stopped talking immediately.
Zhou Ze had a headache. He took the Yin-Yang Book from the monkey and handed it to the receptionist: "They are in there. Please let them out."
The female receptionist was so scared that she kept backing away, waving her hands and saying, "Are you kidding? This is... This is..."
The female receptionist didn't even dare to say the three words "Yin Yang Book".
The judge of the underworld is so majestic that even the demons in the mortal world have to retreat.
Zhou Ze shrugged.
road:
"Then here comes the problem. I don't have the manual for this thing. So far,
I just put stuff in there.
I don’t know how to get the stuff out yet.”
“… … ” Female receptionist.