It was already evening when we returned to the bookstore.
The old Taoist priest was very conscious. After entering the store, he picked up the broom and mop and prepared to go out.
"Master Taoist, what are you going to do?" Yingying asked curiously.
"Contribute to the efforts to create a sanitary city. Green waters and green mountains are as valuable as mountains of gold and silver."
Having said that, the old Taoist didn't even dare to look at Zhou Ze and immediately slipped away.
This is just like a game. Even though the Taoist priest is usually timid in front of Zhou Ze, he actually knows Zhou Ze's temper very well. He has already mastered this game on his machine.
Boss Zhou is a lazy person with a sharp tongue but a soft heart. I got into trouble this time when I went out to have fun and made his boss angry, but it's not a big deal. I just need to stay out of his sight tonight and it won't be a big deal tomorrow.
I am always frantically testing the edge of 404 and have accumulated a lot of experience.
If someone else had done the same stupid thing as the Taoist priest, they would have been packed up by Boss Zhou and sent to hell long ago. The fact that the Taoist priest is still alive and well is the best proof of that.
In fact, Zhou Ze was not very angry with the Taoist priest. The vixen was coming for him. Even if the Taoist priest was not out to have fun but to be a volunteer, he would still be caught and brought back.
The root of this matter was that I had nothing better to do that night so I took the Yin-Yang Book and took away Eighth Aunt's grandmother. Until now, I have been unable to let her go even if I want to.
I went upstairs to check on Xu Qinglang. Old Xu was staring at the bug on the coffee table. He was still very cautious about this huge thing that was about to enter his body.
Zhou Ze also glanced into the bowl. The eggs had hatched, and a red beetle appeared. It was not small, about the size of a baby's fist.
"Mingming will probably come in to detoxify you in a while." Zhou Ze said.
"Yeah." Xu Qinglang nodded.
"He asked me to prepare some enema stuff as a backup."
"What?" Old Xu was startled, and his lower body probably tensed up as well.
"This thing has to go in from the back door. Do you want me to swallow it directly? Wash the bottom first. It will be comfortable for you and me too.
Think about it, we will be there when the time comes to detoxify you. If you lie down or sit there and can't hold it in, just...
Ahem, how embarrassing, isn't it? "
Zhou Ze is not unfamiliar with enema. It can treat ulcerative colitis, uremia, paralytic ileus and bronchial asthma, and can also relieve constipation symptoms. Of course, most people always think of it in a wrong way and make it a synonym for a specific ritual.
Lao Xu opened his mouth.
What Zhou Zegang said was a little hard for him to bear.
From his expression, Zhou Ze could tell that Lao Xu might be thinking, "I would rather be a zombie than be treated."
"This blame is too big for me to bear." Qu Mingming had already walked to the door and heard Zhou Ze's joke, so he immediately walked in to refute the rumor.
Xu Qinglang immediately reached out and grabbed Zhou Ze's arm. He wanted to scold him, but as if it was a conditioned reflex, he bared his fangs at Zhou Ze.
"roar!"
Because of the corpse poison, this has almost become an instinct for Xu Qinglang, and it is an instinct that has been formed unconsciously. He wants to curse.
"hehe."
Boss Zhou remained calm.
joke,
Would Boss Zhou, who sleeps with a 200-year-old zombie every day, be scared by a young zombie like you
Reaching out and touching one of Xu Qinglang's fangs, Zhou Ze lowered his head and looked inside carefully, saying:
"The teeth are not sharp enough. Ask Yingying to buy you a whetstone tomorrow so you can sharpen it yourself."
Xu Qinglang really wanted to swallow the guy in front of him in one bite.
"Okay, I'm ready to detoxify." Qu Mingming picked up the red bug as if he was caressing his own kitten and carefully handed it to Xu Qinglang.
"Be good, open your mouth and let it in."
Xu Qinglang silently opened his mouth and swallowed the insect.
"Look, you still have to thank me. If I had asked you to swallow this worm directly, you would have felt disgusted, painful, and difficult to accept.
After having my back door,
Don’t you think it’s wonderful and blissful to swallow it directly with your mouth? "
“… …”Xu Qinglang.
If the worms were not still moving in his stomach, Xu Qinglang would really crawl out of the bathtub and fight Zhou Ze for three hundred rounds.
"Don't be impulsive, detoxify yourself. Even if you are a zombie, you are no match for me. Yingying was so awesome at first. She looked like a queen when she appeared. You don't want to become a docile kitten after being poked by my fingernails, do you?"
Xu Qinglang finally controlled his emotions and waited quietly for the worms to move around in his body and absorb the drugs.
"This will probably take an entire evening. Let's go downstairs and have a drink," Qu Mingming invited.
"good."
Zhou Ze and Qu Mingming went downstairs. Bai Yingying saw that Zhou Ze was going to the Internet cafe and looked at him expectantly.
"Let's go together." Zhou Ze said.
It seems that Qu Mingming's humanoid plug-in really brought Yingying a lot of benefits and she had a great gaming experience.
However, before leaving, Zhou Ze snapped his fingers at Deadpool over there.
Deadpool stood up and walked in front of Zhou Ze.
"If anyone or anything you don't know wants to go upstairs, stop him."
Deadpool nodded silently, walked to the stairs and sat down on the steps.
"Where is the monkey?" Zhou Ze asked.
"I went to accompany the Taoist priest to sweep the streets." Bai Yingying replied.
Zhou Ze said nothing more and followed Qu Mingming to the Internet cafe, still in the same office.
Qu Mingming took out white wine, saying it was homemade medicinal wine.
Zhou Ze picked up the wine glass, took a sip, nodded, and said:
“It tastes good.”
Qu Mingming scratched his head dejectedly.
"What's wrong?" Zhou Ze asked.
"I forgot to get some snacks."
"It's okay, I'm not hungry."
"Um."
Qu Mingming stared at the wine glass in front of him in a daze. The medicinal food had no effect on Zhou Ze. This wine was carefully brewed and sealed with many precious aphrodisiac herbs and tiger penis.
But seeing Zhou Ze in front of him drinking two cups of wine without any reaction, Qu Mingming fell into a deep self-doubt.
Just like a climber likes to challenge the mountains he has never conquered.
As a doctor,
When you are faced with a patient who is difficult for you to understand or who is terminally ill,
The inertia of having to solve the problem no matter how difficult it was kept urging him and at the same time torturing him.
Qu Mingming changed his mind.
As a doctor, it is common sense to treat humans and animals, but over the past thousands of years, I should be one of the few doctors who can treat ghosts. What a great honor and great attempt this is.
Thinking about it,
A sense of pride suddenly arose.
Qu Mingming subconsciously picked up the wine glass in front of him.
Drink it all up.
The heat flowed down my throat.
It flows into the unspeakable position of the lower body with an extremely domineering posture.
Qu Mingming then realized that
He actually drank the wine that was specially prepared for Zhou Ze.
In an instant,
Qu Mingming's face turned red immediately. He immediately stood up and rushed out of the office. He wanted to go upstairs to get medicine for himself to offset this state of excitement.
Watching Qu Mingming fleeing in panic,
Zhou Ze smiled.
Pick up the wine glass,
I took another sip, the wine was rich and mellow, with an endless aftertaste.
"You are still young, but your alcohol tolerance is so poor that you can't even handle one glass."
… … …
The bookstore was very quiet at this time. Deadpool was sitting alone on the stairs, motionless.
“Huh…”
It seems to be windy.
Deadpool slowly stood up.
He seemed a little confused and a little bewildered.
As if I sensed something,
It was as if he didn't notice anything.
Then,
He took a step forward.
Went up the stairs,
Regarding what my father told me,
He would definitely complete it unconditionally, even though in these few months his father had only assigned him one thing, which was cleaning.
In the bathtub, Xu Qinglang's face was sometimes painful and sometimes comfortable. The feeling of bugs crawling around in your body is really hard to describe in words.
At the same time, the blue color on Xu Qinglang's face was slowly fading away, and his fangs were slowly shrinking. Obviously, the corpse poison was being continuously extracted.
In the end,
Xu Qinglang pinched his neck with both hands and retched many times in a row. A worm that had expanded several times in size came out of his mouth.
It was originally red all over but now it was pitch black. It did not die after falling to the ground. It staggered and found a corner and crawled into it.
Xu Qinglang didn't have the energy to clean at this time. He leaned against the bathtub and took deep breaths.
To feel human again,
very nice.
At the window sill, a piece of paper as thin as a cicada's wing came in from the gap, fluttering up and hanging in front of Xu Qinglang like a painting.
This is a piece of human skin. I don’t know if it is made of real human skin, but it looks very lifelike.
This is a young woman with red lips, white teeth and a charming gaze.
Xu Qinglang, who was originally planning to take a nap in a daze, trembled violently after seeing this scene. He grabbed the edge of the bathtub with both hands and looked at everything in front of him in disbelief!
"Master..."
"You really disappoint me..."
The woman spoke in a man's voice, very hoarse and *********, "Master, you're back? Is it really you, Master?" Xu Qinglang showed surprise on his face.
"Yes, I'm back, but why haven't you made any progress since you left with me?" The old voice sounded again.
"I... Master... After you left, I started a new life. I am now a very good cook. I can cook for you. Master, wait for me to take a break, and I will let you taste my cooking skills."
"Confused!"
A loud shout was heard.
Xu Qinglang fell silent immediately.
“At the beginning, I taught you the Daoist arts because I saw that you had good aptitude. I thought I had left a good seedling here, and I still had a thought in my heart.
result,
So what did you tell me
I'm back,
The promising young talent I was looking forward to turned out to be a cook?"
"Master..."
"Don't call me Master."
"Master, I am sorry to disappoint you. This is the path I chose myself. I think this is the life that suits me..."
"Your life? Are you worthy of my efforts for you?"
"Master... I'm sorry..."
"Do you deserve my painstaking efforts to stimulate you by causing your parents to die unexpectedly in order to help you learn the art of drawing souls from the painted skin
In order to let you walk on the right path and to keep you free from any burden, I let both your parents die, so that you can become an orphan and concentrate on your cultivation, and in the future, promote the right path, eliminate demons and defend justice!
This is a good intention.
Are you worthy of it?"