"Let us live in the world of mortals,
Galloping on horseback, sharing the prosperity of the world,
Singing to the wine and expressing the joy in my heart,
Seize the prime of youth with vigor and vitality... "
Bai Yingying walked in holding a stack of books and humming a song.
She likes the "My Fair Princess" series very much, and she also likes many Qing Dynasty palace dramas very much. The reason is very simple. Qing Dynasty palace dramas are very immersive for Bai Yingying, after all, she is from that era.
"Wow, the villas here are so beautiful. After I give the book to the boss, I'll call the manager and ask him to buy me one here."
Yingying was talking to herself while admiring the nearby scenery.
She herself doesn't know.
In fact, she has already bought a house here.
And my boss,
I have already moved in shamelessly.
certainly,
For those who have a lot of real estate,
I can't remember where my house is.
It's a very normal thing.
"Oh, here we are, this one."
Bai Yingying stood outside the door and looked inside. She found that the yard was so dilapidated and overgrown with weeds. The owner must be very lazy or no one lived here usually.
"It's you guys who bought houses but didn't live in them who drove up the housing prices. Now it's so expensive for me to buy a house!"
Bai Yingying complained dissatisfiedly,
She had her own burial objects.
Mrs. Bai also liked to collect antiques, calligraphy and paintings, which are also here with her.
But no matter how much wealth you have, when faced with the housing market, you will still feel that you will be emptied out quickly.
Of course.
Bai Yingying, who had always wanted to surpass Xu Qinglang in terms of the number of houses, did not realize that
Her behavior of buying a house is actually a disguised form of real estate speculation.
Pushing open the door to the yard and walking to the entrance, Bai Yingying rang the doorbell.
Why is the boss here and asking me to deliver books
“Click…”
The door was opened.
There stood a woman inside.
The woman was a bit plump, not very tall, and wore a pair of glasses.
"Come in."
Without asking,
Let Bai Yingying in directly.
"Forehead… … "
Bai Yingying came in and looked around.
Did you even start to doubt whether you had found the wrong place
"Are you here to look for your man?" the woman asked as she poured tea.
"Uh-huh!"
White oriole nods like a chick pecking at rice,
My man,
This name,
Like it very much!
"He's there. He said he was tired and wanted to lie down for a while."
Bai Yingying followed the direction the woman pointed to.
Seeing Zhou Ze lying on the sofa,
Familiar boss,
The familiar Ge You lying down.
Bai Yingying immediately went over with the book.
Zhou Ze sat up straight and motioned Bai Yingying to massage his shoulders.
Put down the book.
Bai Yingying walked around to the back of the sofa and began to massage Zhou Ze's shoulders.
"Mom, I'm hungry."
A little girl who looked like a porcelain doll ran over.
The woman squatted down.
He reached out and stroked the girl's hair, saying:
"Be good, go upstairs to find your brother. Your brother has a lot of snacks hidden there."
"Okay, Mom!"
The little girl skipped upstairs.
In the living room,
Only that woman, Bai Yingying and Zhou Ze were left.
"Boss, I brought the book."
Bai Yingying whispered to Zhou Ze while massaging.
"Um."
Zhou Ze nodded.
He seemed too lazy to talk and a little tired, so he just closed his eyes and enjoyed the massage.
The woman came over, reached out and flipped through the pile of books, picked up one, and said:
"I've read this book, 'The Banquet of Gluttony'."
"Hmm." Bai Yingying did not comment.
"It's about a man who is a murderous demon, and he has a habit of eating the person after killing him.
He liked to kill women, and he had high standards for cannibalism, likes to pick out the bones of the victims to make soup, and then slowly gnaw on their bones. "
The woman narrated calmly,
"Interesting, this kind of book can actually be published."
The woman looked at Bai Yingying, smiled, and continued, "Girl, I have some books here, would you like to take a look?"
Bai Yingying shook her head. It seemed that her whole mind was on her boss and she had no time to care about anything else.
The woman was a little disappointed.
I looked at the sky outside.
road:
"It looks like it's going to rain."
Outside, it was actually already dark.
"Have you read this book, girl?"
The woman took out another book.
You are so annoying,
Show off how much you read!
He lay in a coffin for two hundred years,
There is no wifi again!
Where is the time to read
Do you want me to recite "The Legend of the Heroine" to you
Bai Yingying was very annoyed with this woman who kept controlling her tone. Perhaps, she was instinctively wary and cautious about Zhou Ze appearing in the home of a woman with a child.
The boss now has not only Lolita, his original wife, but also men around him.
Now we are expanding the flavors.
Developing a series on married women
Yingying suddenly felt a tightness in her chest.
So tired!
But this woman didn't seem to care about Bai Yingying's reaction at all.
Continued:
"The title of this book is Money Girl's Ghost Story, which is riding on the popularity of A Chinese Ghost Story.
It is about the Qing Dynasty.
The story of a lady from a wealthy family falling in love with a scholar.
Not to mention modern people, even ancient people would probably be tired of this kind of plot.
So the author designed a new direction for the story.
for example,
That poor scholar is actually a seasoned lover who loves to wander among the young ladies of various families and specializes in deceiving the hearts of these little girls..."
Hearing this,
Bai Yingying's expression suddenly froze.
"Also, this matter later broke out. The reason for the outbreak was very simple. The scholar wanted to steal the beauty, but the young lady didn't want to. She only wanted to give her body to him on her wedding night. In today's words, she didn't agree to get on the bus first and buy the ticket later.
She foolishly encouraged the scholar to study hard and pass the imperial examinations.
As a result, the scholar got angry and spread his affair with her, and he even had the jade pendant given to him by the eldest lady as proof.
Oh,
man,
They like to use women as something to show off.
At the wine table,
Use it to show off.
In fact, many women are also stupid and don't know that for men,
It is easy to share a quilt with someone, but it is difficult to be with someone for a lifetime;
After this matter was made public, it brought great disaster to the young lady, because she was already engaged to the governor's son. In addition, the young lady's family had strict family education and paid attention to etiquette. Her ancestors and parents were all Taoists, and they could not tolerate such a grain of sand in their eyes.
The eldest daughter was put into a pig cage, and the news was that she died of illness."
Yingying stopped massaging with her fingers. She raised her head with a gloomy expression and stared at the woman who was still talking.
"The story up to this point is not unusual, it can only be considered a tragedy, but there are too many tragedies like this to attract attention."
The woman took a sip of tea and continued:
"The eldest lady died and turned into a ghost after death, but due to some chance, she escaped the capture of the ghost officers and stayed in the human world.
The reason she stayed was simple: she wanted revenge.
She used to be a temple deity. She could have really remained a temple deity, enjoying the incense and worship, and maybe even obtained a stable official position in the future.
But she has been watching, waiting, and taking revenge. The scholar's descendants were separated from their wives and children, became depressed and unhappy, and finally had a miserable end. But she always protected their family's incense so that she could take revenge from generation to generation.
so,
Never anger a woman.
Even if she did ten thousand good things but intentionally did one bad thing, her merits would be ruined. Her body was always in turmoil and eventually it simply disappeared.
Even after letting it go and the revenge was over and going to hell, there was still a lot of anxiety in the heart.
She knew that she had accumulated a lot of merit.
But I don’t know whether my good deeds can offset the evil I have done.
But she didn't regret it, not at all.
The love was open and frank at the beginning, and the revenge was satisfying after death.
People often say that we should not feel unfair to the rich second generation, because their parents have worked hard.
So, don't blame yourself for your bad luck, it's their parents' fault."
At this point, the woman stretched herself, her sex drive almost bursting out, and continued to sigh:
"The story in this book also tells us not to always think about that kind of naive love. Love that is too naive does not exist.
Of course, this kind of story about talented men and beautiful women in ancient times rarely happens in reality.
Zhang Ailing or Lu Xun seemed to have said:
The man is not poor, the woman is not ugly, the only thing missing is a good meal;
The man may be poor, the woman may be ugly, but we have friends all over the world."
"Mom, my brother won't let me eat snacks."
the little girl shouted from upstairs.
"Here it comes, here it comes, mommy is here."
The woman stood up and walked up the stairs, her long talk finally coming to an end.
In the living room,
Only Zhou Ze and Bai Yingying were left.
"Keep squeezing, don't stop."
Zhou Ze pointed to his shoulder.
Bai Yingying nodded.
Reach down,
One hand grabbed Zhou Ze's neck.
The other hand grabbed Zhou Ze's shoulder.
Then exert force,
A twist,
Pull again,
The last pull!
“Click…”
A good head was taken down by Bai Yingying.
Grabbing the hair,
Lifted in hand,
Like a seaweed,
Drifting in the wind.
The head was still opening his mouth, somewhat confused. The difference in treatment before and after was simply earth-shaking.
Bai Yingying glanced at him.
road:
"I knew you were fake the moment I walked in.
On you,
It doesn’t smell like a boss.”
"What does he smell like?" Bai Yingying suddenly asked the head in her hand.
but,
This time the voice coming out of the head was not a man's.
But the voice of the woman who told the story before,
With deep confusion and extremely strong desire for knowledge,
As a writer,
She hopes that the characters she writes are as realistic and lifelike as possible, so that readers can feel involved in the work.
Bai Yingying threw the man's head against the wall.
“Bang!”
Like a watermelon falling to the ground,
Explode directly.
Eyeballs, ears and everything else rolled all over the floor.
Yingying clenched her fists, put them in front of her, and shook her body:
"Hate,
Of course it's manly.
Why are you asking such embarrassing questions
"