"Do you want to take over from me?"
This question made Zhou Ze stunned.
What does this mean
Going from being an illegal resident hiding in a city to suddenly becoming a local civil servant
The surprise came too suddenly.
Zhou Ze was a little hesitant to answer.
Pies may fall from the sky, but most people who encounter such things end up being killed by the pie.
The most important thing is that Zhou Ze didn’t think that just because he saved her life, he deserved to be treated like this.
You know, the matter of that driver has not been figured out yet. This little Loli is very cute, but that's just her appearance.
Xu Qinglang said that she once appeared in his shop, stuck out her tongue expressionlessly, and took away all the souls of his parents.
No matter how Xu Qinglang cried and begged, she remained unmoved.
You can't expect a person like this to be grateful to you, so just be thankful that she doesn't bite you back.
As a ghost messenger of the underworld,
How many joys and sorrows have you seen
How much evil have you seen in human nature
How many ghosts’ malice have you seen
She is not a simple little girl, nor can she be.
"What? You don't want to talk anymore?" the little girl asked again.
"I don't know what to say. Are you just asking casually?" Zhou Ze asked cautiously.
"You can answer that you don't want to." said the little Loli.
Then, silence,
The little Lolita continued, "Then, I'll catch you."
“… …” Zhou Ze.
alright,
Wouldn't it be comfortable this way
What multiple choice questions do you want
Just fill in the blanks.
The question is that if the answer is not "Y", you will be shot.
"I agree." Zhou Ze replied, this time without hesitation or hesitation.
The little Loli turned around and smiled innocently, then walked slowly to Zhou Ze, pretending to be a little adult and wanted to help Zhou Ze straighten his collar.
This seems to be a way for the superior to show his respect for the inferior, a bit like the ancient emperor rewarding his subjects with the opportunity to dine with him.
It’s just that the little girl was too short, and when she stood in front of Zhou Ze, she couldn’t adjust her collar, so she could only help Zhou Ze adjust his belt.
"Pick me up." The little girl pouted and ordered.
Zhou Ze bent down and picked up the little Loli.
The little girl reached out to help Zhou Ze straighten his collar, then frowned, as if she felt that it was a bit inappropriate for Zhou Ze to hold her like a daughter.
"Am I being stupid?"
“Very cute.”
The little girl stretched out her hand, intending to slap Zhou Ze on the cheek.
At this moment, Zhou Ze's nails as he held the little Lolita quickly grew longer and blacker, and black whirlpools were swirling in the depths of his eyes.
The little girl stopped and a meaningful smile appeared on her lips.
Zhou Ze did not take any further action.
"Do you know that showing anger and resistance in front of me is a very stupid behavior?" asked the little Loli.
"It doesn't matter. They've already died once."
"That's because you were lucky. You only walked a short distance on the Yellow Spring Road and left. You didn't experience the pain and torture of the journey to Hell at all!" the little girl said loudly, "That kind of torture would make all those who committed suicide and went to Hell regret it! It's better to live a miserable life than to die a good death. This is definitely not an empty consolation."
"Really?"
"Put me down."
Zhou Ze put the little Loli down.
The little Loli leaned back and looked at Zhou Ze, "Do you know why I chose you?"
Zhou Ze shook his head.
"Because you are very smart, or rather, you are very peaceful and know your limits." The little girl pinched her fingers and said, "The underworld is orderly, and the world of the living has its own laws. Many people have sneaked out for various reasons, but you are the most peaceful one I have ever seen."
"I don't believe this is the real reason." Zhou Ze said.
"I don't want to tell you the real reason." The little girl stretched lazily, "I'm tired and want to go down, so I happened to meet you, and you won't cause me too much trouble, so I chose you.
Hehe, a while ago there was a guy in Chengdu who made a lot of noise. He was obviously a poor illegal immigrant, but he called himself a judge. As a ghost, he wanted to exercise his own judgment in the world of the living. Tell me, is he stupid or not?"
"Stupid." Zhou Ze replied. Then, Zhou Ze suddenly remembered that the old Taoist seemed to be from Rongcheng. "What happened to him later?"
“It’s been blocked.”
The little girl tilted her head, with a look of innocence on her face, "The rules are flexible, but if you cross the line too far, there will be no hope at all."
"He's dead?" Zhou Ze asked, "I mean, was he taken back to hell or his soul was scattered?"
Hearing this, the little girl showed a little anger on her face, as if her weak spot had been touched.
"You don't need to know this."
The little loli grabbed Zhou Ze's hand and placed her own little palm in front of Zhou Ze.
Then, Zhou Ze felt his palms burning. When the little girl moved her hand away, Zhou Ze saw a black rune appear on his palms.
The rune is not complicated, it looks like an eye.
"The underworld is well-ordered, and the Yellow Springs can be crossed." The little girl said seriously, "Send those who should go down, and those who should be dispersed, you can disperse them directly.
Of course, if you want to speak out against injustice,
That's fine.
But you have to bear that price yourself.
If you mess up, you will have to bear the consequences yourself."
The little girl yawned, as if she was tired.
"You said you were tired, so how long do you want to rest? Does this count as a substitute shift?" Zhou Ze asked.
"Let's talk about it when I come back." The little girl prepared to go downstairs.
Zhou Ze continued to ask: "What should I do? Go out on patrol every night.
Find ghosts,
Then,
"Playing tricks?"
"The door is in your hands. You can do whatever you want. You can continue to run your bookstore. You are a ghost, a ghost that has resurrected from the dead. Those dirty things and miscellaneous things will consciously come to you.
To them, you are the candle in the darkness, and they are the moths.
Besides, after I left that mark on you, it was like upgrading you from a candle to an incandescent light, bright enough to blind their eyes."
“… …” Zhou Ze.
The little Loli went downstairs and Zhou Ze followed her.
"I'll read a book for a while and leave soon. The mother of this body will come to pick her up later."
The little girl sat down on the plastic chair and picked up a random illustrated book to read.
Zhou Ze was standing next to him, not serving him, but having some questions to ask.
"Go ahead." The little Loli said.
"Is there any salary?" Zhou Ze asked, "You know, what I do here is a loss-making business."
"The economy is in recession, and it's becoming increasingly difficult to make money from living people." The little girl sighed.
"Yeah." Zhou Ze agreed.
"Then make money from the dead."
"You can't spend a dead person's money." Zhou Ze shrugged.
"Your method is wrong." The little girl spread her hands, "Bring me some ghost money, the kind given by the dead."
Zhou Ze took out a stack of paper money for the dead, divided half of it into two and put them in the little girl's hand.
"You make a lot of money." The little girl glanced and smiled.
Zhou Ze didn't say that half of it was given to him by the Taoist priest who came from Rongcheng last time. Somehow, Zhou Ze felt that it would bring trouble to himself if he let this little Loli know about this.
The little girl took the money, pushed open the door of the bookstore and squatted on the side of the road.
"lighter."
Zhou Ze handed over the lighter.
The little girl burned the ghost money and the ashes were quickly blown away.
Then, the little Loli stood up and clapped her hands, "Okay."
Zhou Ze stood in the wind, looking a little disheveled.
"Is this an advance payment for my account in the underground bank?"
"Let's wait a little longer. Your place is still not popular enough." The little Loli and Zhou Ze, one big and one small, stood at the door of the store waiting for about half an hour.
The little girl's delicate face was a little red from the wind. Zhou Ze was not afraid of the cold, but it felt weird to stand on the side of the road and look around like an idiot.
finally,
A pot-bellied man walked past the two of them, and then a wallet fell from his body. The man didn't even notice it and continued walking forward.
Zhou Ze went up to pick up the wallet and found that there were several thousand yuan in it, as well as ID cards, bank cards and other things.
"Should I return it to him?" Zhou Ze asked tentatively.
The little Lolita laughed out loud.
"This person has done something bad, this time it's like losing money to avoid disaster, this money is what you deserve."
The little girl pushed open the door, entered the bookstore, and rubbed her hands. It was obvious that she was very cold in the past half hour, so it was warmer in the bookstore.
Zhou Ze walked in with his wallet, and asked in disbelief, "He won't call the police?"
"Take this money, it's not hot at all." The little girl was a little impatient.
"Okay, then when I'm short of money in the future, I can just stand at the door and burn the paper money, and then someone will offer money to me, right?"
Zhou Ze didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he also found it interesting.
Xu Qinglang came over at this time, holding a large bottle of sour plum juice in his hand.
"Hey, there are only so many materials in the store, and these are all I can make. For the rest, wait..."
As soon as Xu Qinglang pushed the door open, he saw the little Loli sitting there. He staggered and the bottle in his hand fell to the ground and broke into pieces.
The sour plum juice splashed all over the floor of the bookstore.
Zhou Ze looked at Xu Qinglang and signaled him to restrain himself.
The little girl seemed to not take Xu Qinglang seriously at all.
Indeed, a person who is lucky and has some knowledge of the mystical world is not worth her even a second glance.
"Whose girl is this? She's so cute. Hahahaha. Come here, little friend. I have a tank of goldfish at home. Do you want to go home with me to see them?"
Xu Qinglang's smile was awkward and forced.
The little Loli just uttered one word: "Get lost."
Xu Qinglang smiled again, turned around and left back to his shop.
"Do you think I'm going too far?" The little girl raised her head and looked at Zhou Ze.
"A little bit." Zhou Ze told the truth.
"Then let me tell you again, the driver died because I was bored sitting on the school bus at the time, so I revealed my true identity as a joke.
Do you think,
More excessive
The little girl tilted her head and looked at Zhou Ze with a silly and cute look on her face.