A hint of coolness entered my body.
Swelling,
With a little tearing pain,
It was a little dry at first, but gradually became smoother.
And after the coldness, it was replaced by a warm and humid feeling.
Boss Zhou has only used "Xu Le" as a reborn soul in his life, and has never been possessed by anyone else. As for the one in his own body, that is an internal conflict among the people.
Every time he came out, it was Boss Zhou who deliberately delegated power, and the nature of the matter was different.
This time, the God of Land took the initiative to come over, and Boss Zhou opened the door for him.
You want to come in, right
All right,
Come in.
You asked for this.
Don't blame me.
Zhou Ze wanted to develop a good neighborly and cooperative relationship between the local underworld and the heaven in Tongcheng.
Peaceful development for all.
You act as your land god and enjoy your incense, and I act as my ghost catcher and catch my ghosts to do my work.
at the moment,
Since you don't regard me as a cadre,
Then there is no need for me to be polite to you.
Zhou Xianyu has a lot of lice and is not afraid of being bitten. He has captured several Northeastern immortals and locked them in the Yin-Yang Book, and they haven't been released yet. He has done a lot of deadly things in the past.
It didn't stop him from drinking coffee, reading the newspaper and basking in the sun early in the morning.
"Haha, you are from the government, right?"
Zhou Ze pointed at Zhang Yanfeng and said.
Zhang Yanfeng was stunned for a moment.
At this time, there was an old and mischievous tone in Zhou Ze's words, which was not Zhou Ze's voice at all.
"Yes, he is. Sir, if you have any request, just ask. Let's talk. There is nothing that cannot be discussed, right
You have to trust the government, and all problems can be solved through dialogue and communication.”
Seeing that Zhang Yanfeng was at a loss, the old Taoist immediately went on stage to perform himself.
"There's something wrong with your talisman paper."
Zhou Ze looked at the old Taoist and said.
"Hey, there's a problem, there's a problem."
The old Taoist nodded and bowed.
He didn't know where Zhou Ze's confidence came from.
Now I just think that the boss has been tricked.
It is more important to compromise and save your own life.
"Your talisman..."
Zhou Ze shook his head.
He looked at Zhang Yanfeng and said, "Are you the local head of police?"
“… …” Zhang Yanfeng.
"My temple has collapsed, so..."
At this time,
Zhou Ze's voice suddenly changed.
“What are you… doing…”
“… …” old Taoist.
“… …” Zhang Yanfeng.
Next,
Then came the part where Lao Dao and Zhang Yanfeng, two spectators, were stunned and surprised.
Those who don't understand,
I thought Boss Zhou was just showing off his ventriloquism skills out of boredom.
In the Qing Dynasty, Lin Sihuan's article "The Art of Ventriloquism" ended the noise with "Suddenly, the sound of the ruler was stroked, and all the sounds stopped. When the screen was removed, there was only one person, one table, one chair, one fan, and one ruler."
"Why is there another one in here?"
The land god was a little confused.
What's going on
"I'm... asking you."
This is the voice of the One,
With extremely strong dissatisfaction and impatience.
He was questioning Zhou Ze.
"Who the hell are you? How dare you speak so arrogantly in front of this God!
"I am here, and I am willing to lend you my body. How dare you be so presumptuous!"
"What's going on?" Zhang Yanfeng looked at the old Taoist.
The old Taoist sensed something was going on, so he reached out and secretly tugged at Zhang Yanfeng's sleeve from behind, motioning him to slowly back away with him.
Next,
It's just a fight between gods.
I wait for mortals,
It’s better to retreat first.
"What... all the junk... are you taking in...?"
This is the question from that person.
He lived well in there.
Questioning Zhou Ze why he brought all kinds of cats and dogs in,
Where does this put him
"presumptuous!"
The God of Land scolded.
However,
The next moment,
Zhou Ze's body began to slowly shrivel up.
A layer of green luster began to slowly rise from beneath the flesh and blood, carrying with it a kind of intoxicating mystery.
at the same time,
Zhou Ze's body began to become a little hunched.
His arms hung naturally, swaying gently by his knees, and his long nails almost touched the ground, constantly scraping the mud underneath.
The dark luster deep in those eyes was like the depression before a thunderstorm, which was getting more and more intense;
The fangs at the corners of his mouth,
Slowly protruding,
Like the gaze of a devil;
"Can you say it again?"
Zhou Ze pointed at himself.
“Uh… you… who are you!!!
God damn, who are you!!!"
The land god began to scream.
“Die… for me!”
Zhou Ze stretched out his hand and grasped a spot in front of his eyebrows. The touch between his nails made a clanging sound of metal colliding.
then,
A ball of green light was forcibly pulled out from between Zhou Ze's eyebrows.
"What kind of evil demon are you? Who are you?"
Zhou Ze said nothing.
Keep pumping him out.
"I am the god of a piece of land, canonized by the heavens, to educate and raise the people of this area, how dare you disrespect me!
You can't disrespect me.
Please,
Don't disrespect me.
Please don't do this to me!"
The cyan ball of light was slowly pulled out.
Zhou Ze's black eyes stared at him.
Corners of mouth,
It seems that some saliva is secreted.
It dripped slowly down the pointed fangs.
This is greedy.
"Lord of the Land... delicious..."
“… … ” land.
“Ding!”
A golden light suddenly burst out and hit Zhou Ze directly on the forehead.
Zhou Ze's body shook slightly, and then became motionless, as if he was under a spell of immobilization.
A wooden plaque appeared on Zhou Ze's forehead. It was small, narrow, and looked very shabby, which meant that the local people's offerings to him had long been insufficient to cover their expenses.
No wonder this land god has such a bad temper.
The incense is getting less and less,
Some bastards even came to dig up his grave.
It's so infuriating!
So he couldn't wait to think of it, even if it was against the rules, he wanted to renovate his temple. It's not that he didn't have incense. There were indeed many land temples built in various places in Tongcheng, but they were all lewd temples, and no one knew where the incense there had flown away long ago.
In the past few years, there were some unknown local temple gods such as the Green-Robed Lady and Mrs. Bai who competed with him for incense, which made the life of this authentic God of Land even more difficult.
Therefore, he is no longer afraid of breaking taboos.
But who knows,
One careless move,
I actually stepped on a landmine!
The cyan light circle took the opportunity to escape the control of Zhou Ze's nails, floating in the air, looking at Zhou Ze coldly:
“This is the temple plaque that can suppress all evil spirits. No matter who you are, unless you are the reincarnation of Ying Gou Hou Qing, I can still suppress you to death!
With your good deeds, I will also gain some good deeds, and I can make up for the losses I have suffered over the years!"
The God of Land thought happily.
far away,
The old Taoist priest who was "observing secretly" took off the talisman paper on his forehead nervously.
Always be ready to fight.
Zhang Yanfeng was a little confused. He didn't even know whether he should take out his gun at this time.
"Don't be afraid, I will protect you. Five hundred years ago, I was in Huaguo Mountain..."
As he was speaking, the old Taoist realized that he was paralyzed by nervousness and immediately stopped talking.
However,
Just then,
The wooden sign on Zhou Ze's forehead made a very crisp sound:
“Bang!”
The wooden sign is broken,
It began to crack all around.
Zhou Ze, who had been motionless, reached out and brushed away the sawdust on his forehead.
He looked at the green light transformed by the God of Land with a very strange look.
“You are…nice…”
The land god was a little panicked.
Even though my own plaque is a little less powerful due to the lack of incense offerings over the years, it shouldn't be that useless.
then,
Zhou Ze's next words,
This made the God of Land even more panicked.
“You actually… recognized… me…”
“Whoosh!”
At this moment,
The God of Land instantly turned into a beam of light.
He rushed into the underground ahead,
He hid in his own grave, trembling;
The world outside is too scary.
He didn't dare come out again.
Zhou Ze continued to knead the area between his eyebrows.
To be honest,
It hurts a bit.
Especially the power of merit and faith above made him feel a little sick.
However, he did not blame Zhou Ze for waking him up in this place. In fact, at this time, he felt that Zhou Ze's decision to wake him up was the right one.
The God of Land, who is nourished by the incense of the area, can barely be considered a pseudo-god.
smell,
It should be good.
He walked forward a few steps, stretched out his hand and dug up the soil on the ground. After digging several times, he became a little impatient and slowly stood up again.
"What is he doing?"
Zhang Yanfeng asked the old Taoist.
The old Taoist seemed to see through everything and snorted, "It's really the same old story, laziness."
At this time,
Zhou Ze glanced towards the old Taoist.
"Your loyal old man is online!!"
The old Taoist jumped out immediately, and without saying a word, he squatted in front of Zhou Ze and started to help Zhou Ze dig the ground.
He knew what Zhou Ze was going to do, and he also knew what he should do at this time.
Do you ask me if it’s hard
Not bitter!
Oh my god,
Although I have served two evil bosses before,
But the two ghost bosses before were not as thick as a single hair on the thigh of the one in front of him!
The old Taoist even thought,
Old boss,
Give me a bite.
Make me a high-level zombie!
The kind with the same IQ as Yingying but preferably one that is tough!
What a pity,
Zhou Ze directly stretched out his hand and swept,
The old Taoist only felt a strong force coming at him.
The whole person flew backwards, fell to the ground, and rolled a few times, with a mouthful of mud.
So wronged,
You don't bite me.
And hit me.
“Too slow…”
Zhou Ze said in a deep voice.
"Shall I call an excavator for you?" the old Taoist continued to ask flatteringly, taking out his mobile phone.
Zhou Ze didn't answer.
But slowly open your hands,
The mouth began to open.
From his throat,
There was a low roar like a hiss,
With a terrible feeling of oppression and suffocation.
The Taoist master and Zhang Yanfeng both had to cover their ears, but despite this, they still felt their bodies shaking and their noses were almost bleeding.
at the same time,
The two bodies made into sculptures in the two trees actually opened their eyes at the same time.
The bark began to peel away.
Next,
The whole tree began to shake.
In the end,
Only heard
With a click,
Both trees broke together.
The two zombies staggered slowly to Zhou Ze, opened their mouths, and kept growling together.
"When you were alive... you died because you... dug for him... Then... after you die... I will let you... continue... digging!"
The two zombies immediately rushed out.
Using his arms, he began to dig frantically.
The speed is so fast,
It's hard to imagine.