The old Taoist patted the mud on his robe and found that there was too much of it, so he was too lazy to clean it up anymore. He simply squatted beside Zhang Yanfeng, took out a cigarette and handed it to Zhang Yanfeng.
Zhang Yanfeng took the cigarette and slowly squatted down.
Zhang Yanfeng is not young either, and the old Taoist is even older.
The two of them looked like old farmers squatting on the edge of a field watching the rural community drum opera.
“Huh…”
Zhang Yanfeng still found it difficult to accept.
"Don't panic, the most frightening thing is the distortion of your worldview.
I am not afraid of breaking things down, in fact, rebuilding them can be easier.”
The old Taoist patted Officer Zhang on the shoulder and continued to mutter:
"This land god is really pitiful. Why did he pretend to be so arrogant? Now he can only live for a few episodes."
I am really awesome. I can survive after so many crazy attempts.
Having worked with boss Zhou Ze for more than a year, I actually feel that Boss Zhou is a very easy person to talk to, and he basically has no visible enemies, which is enough to show how popular he is.
Because almost everyone who had a grudge against him was dead, so he had no enemies left.
In the old Taoist's opinion, Boss Zhou is just like Xuanye in "The Secret Visits of Kangxi", who likes to pretend to be a beggar and scam people everywhere, and then there are always unlucky people who come and want to step on him.
Afterwards, he put on a yellow robe, revealed his true identity, and turned over and crushed the person who stepped on him.
Get used to it,
Numb,
Got experience.
The old Taoist blew out a smoke ring and spat a mouthful of thick phlegm onto the ground.
"Ying Gou, Hanba, Jiang Chen, Hou Qing, which one was the boss in his previous life?"
The old Taoist counted on his fingers. He was uneducated and knew a lot of gossip, but he knew very little about some things recorded in ancient books. So he couldn't tell which ones were originally recorded in ancient books and which ones were made up on the Internet later.
But I should choose from these four, right
Anyway, it's awesome.
"Is this a zombie?" Zhang Yanfeng asked.
"Yeah, zombies."
"So, he's a zombie?"
"Yeah, zombies."
"That means he's not a human, but a zombie?"
The old Taoist sighed and looked at Zhang Yanfeng pitifully: "Brother, listen to my advice and take a day off tomorrow to rest for a while."
Zhang Yanfeng nodded
You really need to rest.
The two zombies continued to dig tirelessly and at a very fast speed. They had already dug through the beams of the house.
Next,
There were continuous "cracking" sounds, and the ground began to sink. Two zombies fell down, and wooden spikes appeared underneath, nailing them to the ground.
The head, hands and feet were all pierced, it was very miserable.
But they did not die. Instead, they continued to struggle. Although they could not break free, the pain they endured was still real.
A half-collapsed statue of a small land god appeared below. The paint on the remaining half of the body had almost fallen off, which was enough to show how miserable this land god's life was.
However,
It was impossible to get him to surrender like this, because Zhou Ze had no intention of negotiating at all. His purpose was very simple, as he had said before:
"Lord of the Land... delicious..."
This directly blocks the God of Land's other options except fighting with all his might.
The temple is here, although it is in ruins, but there is nothing better than one's own thatched nest. Moreover, once the temple is completely destroyed, all of his hundred years of hard practice and the little merits he has accumulated, which are not much but still very difficult to accumulate, will be completely wasted.
at the same time,
You will become a lonely ghost, a mountain goblin, and be re-classified as a nobody. If you are unlucky, you may meet some middle school Taoist priest from Mount Longhu who comes down the mountain. He may even shout "Doing justice for the heaven" and stab you with a peach wood sword.
This temple and this piece of land were something he had fought for among hundreds of mountain goblins and monsters. How could he possibly give up like that now
“A mountain is not famous for its height, but for the immortals living there;
It doesn’t matter how deep the water is, as long as there is a dragon in it, it’s magical!”
Below,
There was a chant.
Next,
The vines of the trees in the surrounding area began to grow wildly. The vines were like ropes, wrapping around Zhou Ze's limbs at lightning speed.
Zhou Ze was tied up and lifted up with his feet hanging in the air.
There were also some tiny vines with thorns that wanted to pierce Zhou Ze's skin and enter his body, but they were completely blocked by Zhou Ze's dry and green skin.
He didn't move, nor struggle.
But the disdain in his eyes,
It’s like watching a person’s last performance before death.
then,
The green vines all around began to wither rapidly, turning gray. The vines wrapped around Zhou Ze also turned into ashes and fell to the ground.
Legend has it that
As soon as the drought demon comes out, the red land will be thousands of miles away!
Zombies,
Zombies are born with evil spirits and curses, standing opposite to all life. They can only appear in "poor mountains and bad waters" in the sense of Feng Shui. They are extreme existences born in extreme areas.
Zhou Ze fell back to the ground.
Bend down,
Head down,
Looking down.
“Click… Click…”
The broken statue below began to shake, as if something was ready to strike.
"I,
God of Land,
Even if all the merits are gone,
The temple collapsed.
I will never bow to you!"
"Bang!"
The incomplete sculpture popped out from the ground, a bit like the firecrackers that people like to set off during funerals in rural areas.
However,
Zhou Ze just stretched out his hand and pressed down.
Five long nails drew a beautiful arc.
The statue that was about to rush up with great force just now suddenly cracked and turned into fragments and collapsed. The cave below was filled with dust for a while.
The ultimate move that he relied on the most was dissolved just like that, and he didn't even hurt the opponent's skin.
"I want... your... merits... and the temple body... for what use?"
Zhou Ze showed a smile.
Yes,
Others,
He doesn't care.
He only cares about the spirit of the land god.
For now, let’s call it “soul”.
What he needs is nourishment to replenish his imperfect condition. He doesn't care about anything else and won't care about it.
Taking a step forward, Zhou Ze landed, supporting himself with one hand and landing steadily. The space around him seemed a bit cramped and narrow. This really didn't look like a temple for the God of Land. Instead, it looked like a cave where thieves hid their treasures.
and,
The ground around was also full of gold and silver.
I finally understood why this land god was getting worse and worse and had reached such a miserable state. As a land, he was still obsessed with gold and silver in the secular world. It would be really strange if such a land could cultivate great merit.
A ball of green light floated in front of Zhou Ze.
Obviously panicked.
He has run out of tricks. To be exact, he only has these abilities, and these abilities are of no use against the evil spirit before him.
In the end,
A final plea for mercy came from the green glow:
"All the wealth here is yours, just let me live!"
"hehe."
Zhou Ze's smile widened.
He reached out, picked up a handful of silver coins, and prepared to throw them away;
Is he short of money
Buy me off with money
ridiculous.
However,
When he was about to throw the silver coin in his hand,
Suddenly,
His hands couldn't loosen.
He clutched the silver coin tightly.
this… …
The green light circle, which was almost in despair, was overjoyed when he saw this.
Hahahahaha,
Looks like there's hope!
Zhou Ze grabbed his right hand with his left hand, forcing himself to open his right hand and throw away the silver coins, but his right hand continued to hold the silver coins tightly without loosening.
The smile on Zhou Ze's lips disappeared.
Instead,
It's shame and anger.
It's anger.
Is dissatisfied,
as well as,
Don’t fight with anger!
"Are you... short of money?"
Zhou Ze asked.
His right hand still held the silver coin tightly.
“Money…what’s so good about it?”
His right hand continued to hold the silver coin tightly, unmoved.
"Money... what's the use?"
Right hand: "I don't want to hear the monk chanting!"
"Don't... do this to me... it's embarrassing..."
The right hand gripped tighter.
Zhou Ze's breathing began to become rapid.
He recalled the feeling he had in the mirror of the villa a while ago.
At this moment,
He really had an impulse.
I want to smash my head with a punch.
Shame on the world!
"Not only here, I have others. As long as you let me go, I will tell you the other two places where gold and silver are hidden.
As the saying goes,
Three years as a clean official, 100,000 silver coins;
As the saying goes, one becomes an official thousands of miles away just for money. Although I only have a small piece of land, I have quite a bit of savings. All this money and goods are given to you, so it is not a waste of money. "
When he heard that there were two more places where gold and silver were hidden,
Zhou Ze's right hand,
The trembling became worse.
"roar!"
Zhou Ze let out a low growl.
then,
He smashed his right fist directly into the ground. For a moment, the rock wall broke. But when he pulled his hand back, he found that even the silver coin had deformed under the heavy pressure and turned into a silver cake. But his right hand still held it tightly and refused to let go!
The land god was ready to strike while the iron was hot, and continued:
"Not only my gold and silver, but also my status as the Lord of the Land can be given to you.
A piece of land equals a pair of parents!
Land is so valuable now.
How expensive it is.
That’s why the housing prices are so high!”
Zhou Ze snorted disdainfully.
Let me be the land
"then,
I was not willing to guard the Yellow Spring Sea even though the Yellow Emperor asked me to do so.
This small piece of land,
How could I... "
Just then,
Zhou Ze was surprised to find that
I was speechless.
I even had the urge to nod and agree!
“… …” Zhou Ze.
Overhead,
The old Taoist priest and Zhang Yanfeng leaned their heads forward and looked down.
“Tsk tsk.”
The old Taoist smacked his lips and sighed:
“My dear brother, I have traveled a lot in my life and have seen many difficult and complicated diseases;
But there is one disease for which there is no cure.”
"What is it?"
“Poverty disease.”