Deadpool stood up shakily, and buds of flesh continued to grow around the hole in his chest and connected together. Then layers of milky white secretions spread out, covering the entire wound, and fresh white flesh and blood grew.
This terrifying regenerative ability is indeed beyond the understanding of ordinary people.
Zhou Ze's ashes from his previous life were inside it, and the original carrier was the Japanese priest who liked to stir up trouble, so he experienced a plant-like rebirth.
It is hard to say whether he is a human or a plant. It is not very accurate to say that he is a creature like a zombie. In short, he is a freak created by the bookstore.
Before, Zhou Ze just threw his broken pieces into the glass jar, hoping that he would slowly recover;
As a result, the little monkey had nothing to do and peed inside.
Plant another seed.
Finally, the fruit was produced.
The old Taoist couldn't understand why his boss let Deadpool fight. Or maybe the boss wanted to deal with Lawyer An perfunctorily and find an indestructible cockroach for Lawyer An to vent his anger
It's hard not to think this way. After all, Deadpool's previous position in the bookstore was a cleaner. After the plant was reborn, he went from being a cleaner to a part-time job as the "bookstore mosquito fear ruler."
But when it comes to fighting, it seems that I have never seen Deadpool fight.
From Lao Dao's personal perspective, he was very unhappy with Lawyer An.
Everyone follow the salted fish boss,
How wonderful it would be to just eat and drink together
He is so old now, he can't stand the hard work.
"boss?"
Yingying lowered her head and looked at her boss. In Yingying's opinion, it would be better for her to go instead of Deadpool. She was not afraid of fighting. Besides, she had always been by her boss' side, and often passively absorbed the European energy emanating from her boss.
Although it is only two hundred years old,
But it is definitely not comparable to the ordinary two hundred year old zombies!!!
"Let's take a look first."
Zhou Ze rubbed his chin.
Zhou Ze always felt that there was something hidden beneath Deadpool's calm and cute appearance, especially since he had secretly run out of the bookstore to cause trouble for the brother and sister in the Internet cafe last time.
Zhou Ze heard about this from the Taoist priest. Although no one noticed any other changes in Deadpool after that, Zhou Ze, as someone who was "connected with Deadpool's mind", noticed the changes in Deadpool.
What exactly is it
I can't tell.
But if you try it, you will understand.
Of course, Boss Zhou knew what Lawyer An and the little girl were thinking. They wanted to change the lazy atmosphere of the bookstore. Boss Zhou neither agreed nor opposed this.
Of course.
The premise is not to affect yourself,
Others should try their best to do their best.
… …
Deadpool recovered from his injuries.
With arms hanging low,
Just looking at Lawyer An,
The body swayed slowly from left to right, like an ancient pendulum.
He doesn't know how to fight and has never learned how to fight, so naturally he doesn't understand what the stance is, but since his godfather asked him to fight, he would definitely go for it.
Lawyer An smiled, but it was a bitter smile. It seemed that this bookstore was beyond saving.
Is there anyone who is so perfunctory
If you don't come down to fight,
If you, the boss, don't come down to fight,
Just send down a plate of mosquito coils for you to fight
Although he had only been in the bookstore for a short time, Lawyer An knew that the person in front of him was actually the human-shaped mosquito coil, insecticide, cleaner and handyman in the bookstore.
Do you really think this is a filming of "Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils" or "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"
Just pick out a sweeping monk and he will be an awesome person
Deadpool begins to attack.
He started running.
The sprint started.
Start waving your arms.
Start opening your mouth.
This posture,
This made Xu Qinglang fall into deep thought, as he felt that the scene looked very familiar.
oh,
I remember,
It seems that at the beginning, Boss Zhou also fought like this.
Like a woman, he waved his nails and scratched it.
After all, although Boss Zhou often held knives in his previous life, they were scalpels, not machetes, so he was really not very good at fighting.
at the moment,
Deadpool really inherited his father's style.
Lawyer An frowned, he felt that this kind of fight was very boring. He waved his skeleton hand and a gust of wind blew. Deadpool was blown away again, without even a chance for close combat.
"It's very boring."
Lawyer An finished speaking.
He looked up at Zhou Ze who was sitting in a chair watching the game.
"Boss, how about you come down and practice with me?"
Zhou Ze was still twirling his pen and ignored him.
The little girl didn't help this time.
The others looked at each other.
I can't afford to expand.
Just play the pig and eat the tiger.
Do you want to practice with your boss
The little Loli also shook her head. She knew Zhou Ze's background, and she had also told An Buqi about it. However, many things can only be seen with the eyes, and Lawyer An had not had direct contact with Zhou Ze when he was invincible.
"Knock him down, and I'll fight you again."
Zhou Ze said.
there,
Deadpool stood up again.
The clothes on his body were torn, but the wounds on his body were still healing steadily.
"he?"
Lawyer An was somewhat uninterested and said directly:
"If he can push me back a step, I will think I am wrong. The bookstore will be fine in the future. I have no complaints."
If the bookstore is compared to a chamber of commerce, then Zhou Ze is definitely the owner, and Lawyer An is the chief manager invited by Zhou Ze. It is obvious that the two sides have differences in development direction.
Since there are differences, we must find a way to resolve them.
This is why Lawyer An agreed to let the little girl take this trial.
He is a sophisticated egoist. His past glory and his pursuit of order and rules make it difficult for him to tolerate the current atmosphere of the bookstore.
To put it more vividly, Lawyer An felt that he was a frustrated and down-and-out official (of course, he is now a commoner), and then on the way to frustration, he met the "Prince Zhu San" of the previous dynasty, well, or "Prince Zhou San".
He pinned his hopes for future glory and comeback on this "Prince Wednesday", but this Prince Wednesday did not seem to fully understand what he was trying to do and was just being lazy all day long. If he was lazy, what would he do in the future
Deadpool rushed up again.
He could sense his godfather's trust in him.
Lawyer An waved his hand casually.
I plan to blow this plate of mosquito coils away again.
Mosquito coils should be used specifically to deal with mosquitoes, not to fight them.
However,
He missed.
Lawyer An was stunned for a moment.
Next,
He saw that Deadpool suddenly changed direction and pounced on him from the side.
The bone claw pressed down again.
Mosquito coils that change direction,
Or mosquito coils.
"Amen!"
A low voice came from the mosquito coil.
Next,
An incredible scene appeared.
Deadpool's hand actually grabbed Lawyer An's bony claw accurately.
both sides,
It actually fell into a stalemate.
Lawyer An looked solemn.
He suddenly couldn't understand the mosquito coil in front of him.
A mosquito coil with built-in voice broadcast function
Are there also audio files of the Bible stored in it
besides,
His strength,
How did it suddenly become so big
far away,
Bai Yingying opened her eyes wide.
The old Taoist opened his jaw.
Xu Qinglang's expression suddenly twitched.
Even the little girl looked serious and incredulous.
Only Zhou Ze,
A smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
It seems like everything is under control.
In fact, I was panicking inside.
But I still have to pretend that I arranged everything behind the scenes.
Being a boss, being a leader,
You have to know how to pretend.
However, the pen stopped flipping.
"interesting."
Lawyer An began to exert his strength.
Start pressing down.
The palms of Deadpool and Lawyer An's intertwined bony claws began to fester and melt rapidly, but at the same time, he was also recovering. However, the difference in strength was still evident, and Deadpool's hands were constantly pressed down.
He began to worry.
Start to get angry,
Because his godfather asked him to fight.
Although he is not smart,
But at least one thing is clear,
Since his godfather asked him to fight,
I definitely don't want him to lose.
He is impatient.
He is anxious.
then,
He opened his mouth and cried:
“God said, Let there be light!”
Then,
The light appeared.
A blinding white light appeared.
Lawyer An flew backwards and landed heavily on the side. There were burn marks on his bone claws and he felt a piercing pain.
For a time,
This gave Lawyer An the illusion that he was fighting with a Western priest.
Deadpool also flew backwards and hit the wall, he was in an even worse situation.
"They look very much like the same person." Bai Yingying said.
"Yes, that Japanese priest." Zhou Ze smiled and stood up from his chair.
Deadpool is still a little crazy. Although he seems to have awakened some of the abilities inherited from the Japanese priest, he doesn't know how to apply them specifically.
For example, the holy light with pure power,
Although he killed Lawyer An, who was also a sinister person,
But at the same time, the harm to himself is even greater, because he is no longer a living person, no longer a priest, but just an even more incongruous evil existence.
"You lose."
Zhou Ze walked towards Lawyer An.
Lawyer An said that as long as Deadpool could beat him back, he would admit defeat. Now not only was he beaten back, he was also beaten away. He had already lost completely.
"What on earth is this?"
Lawyer An asked with some confusion.
Sweeping monk
Mosquito coils
Radar insecticide
"You know, life in the library is a bit boring, oh no, it's a bit idle, so sometimes I like to plant some flowers and plants."
"And then?" Lawyer An asked.
“Then I planted him.”
"And then what?"
“Then he grew out.”
Zhou Ze pointed at Deadpool.
"So, what's your point, boss?"
"What I want to say is that, in fact, it's good to read the newspaper and drink tea at home. If you have nothing to do, you can plant some flowers or raise some small animals.
For example, raise some cute little snakes or get two weasels to play with.
Maybe,
It will have a better effect than going out and fighting.”
“… …” Lawyer An.
———
Last night I thought about the slogan for asking for monthly tickets.
I remember watching Xian Ni when I was in middle school. Er Gen’s words “Do we cultivators dare to fight?” when asking for monthly votes were very domineering and left a deep impression on me.
Long originally wanted to learn, "We are the visitors from hell, so why should we fear a fight?", but he always felt it was not smooth.
After thinking about it,
Hmm,
I thought of a very appropriate slogan for asking for monthly tickets:
Dead ghosts,
Give them a monthly vote!