"I just wanted to tease the superior officer, why did he have to be so cruel
Shangcha was really a heartless man, he touched her and flirted with her;
And poked people with that horrible, hideous thing,
I still feel pain from the poke.
The skin is broken;
Then he turned around and denied it, and even took his anger out on his original wife.”
The female corpse was crying and talking to herself, looking so miserable, and her white dress which was almost ripped into strips made her look even more pitiful.
People often say that some people who live to be in their seventies or eighties are almost like foxes, but the female corpse in front of us has lived for two hundred years and has experienced many vicissitudes of life.
Zhou Ze ignored the female corpse's "cry" and turned his head to look at Xu Qinglang.
"Can we kill her?" Zhou Ze asked.
“… … ” Female corpse.
Xu Qinglang shook his head and then nodded.
"What do you mean?" Zhou Ze asked.
"The evil spirit in her body is a problem. If she releases it at the last minute, it will definitely affect innocent people nearby." Xu Qinglang explained, "This will be very troublesome."
"OK."
The female corpse agreed. She had given up the idea of continuing to play the emotional card with Zhou Ze. A heartless man is the most unfaithful man. Obviously, Zhou Ze had already been blacklisted in her heart.
“But she didn’t dare to do this, otherwise her soul would have already gone to hell. If she did anything evil in the world of the living, she would also be punished in hell.
So, it is still possible to kill him.”
Xu Qinglang had a cigarette in his mouth. Before, he was as panicked as a quail that was about to be raped. But now that Zhou Ze, who had an explosive little universe, was beside him, he could watch the fun and make sarcastic remarks.
"Don't kill me, don't kill me. She is she and I am me. She and I are two different people."
The female corpse shouted hurriedly. She could see that the two men in front of her really wanted to get rid of her once and for all.
Any intelligent life has the instinct to survive, and female corpses are no exception.
Thousands of ships pass by the sunken boat, and thousands of trees bloom in front of the dead tree.
The female corpse is not actually Madam Bai. To a certain extent, she is an independent life, a "spiritual intelligence" born from Madam Bai's body after two hundred years. However, the female corpse and Madam Bai are still inextricably linked.
Xu Qinglang was right. The female corpse didn't dare to do anything excessive in the world of the living. Even if she died, she would not choose to act recklessly and let Mrs. Bai in hell suffer punishment.
Zhou Ze squatted down in front of the female corpse. "So what did you mean just now? Was it just for fun?"
The female corpse nodded.
"Hehe." Zhou Ze laughed twice. Now thinking about it, he was still a little too "young". He had just become a ghost catcher and had no experience, so he agreed to Mrs. Bai's request.
"Is there no way to control her?" Zhou Ze asked.
"Extract a strand of her zombie soul blood, and you will be able to control her, but she has to be willing to give it to you," Xu Qinglang suggested.
The female corpse suddenly raised her head, her eyes flashing with deep hatred, and stared at Xu Qinglang, as if at this moment, Xu Qinglang was her biggest enemy.
"Either die or hand over your soul and blood, it's your choice." Xu Qinglang said with a smile on his face.
"You... choose." Zhou Ze also looked at the female corpse. Obviously, he agreed with Xu Qinglang's suggestion.
Zhou Ze has mysophobia, and he doesn't want to see a female corpse come down for no reason and use her tongue to clean his cup again.
"Okay, I'll give it to you." The female corpse took a deep breath, as if she wanted to bury her resentment and anger at the moment, and then she closed her eyes. Then, a wisp of something similar to a red earthworm emerged from the center of the female corpse's eyebrows.
Zhou Ze reached out and pinched the thing with his fingernails, then pulled it out and placed it in his palm. It was warm, moist, and slippery.
After the female corpse handed over her soul and blood, her spirit suddenly became very weak and she almost fainted. She only managed to stay put.
"Go to the bathroom, clean yourself up and then lie down up there. From today on, you are not allowed to step out of the bookstore without my permission." Zhou Ze warned.
"Yes, I'll be on duty." The female corpse lowered her head, keeping a very humble attitude. Her soul and blood were controlled by the other party, so she had no choice but to bow her head.
… …
"Hiss...hiss...be gentle...yoohohoh...be gentle...
Why are you doing it so hard... It hurts... It really hurts...
Slow down... Slow down... Move slower... Okay... Harder..."
“Pah.”
Zhou Ze threw the bottle of medicinal wine on the table. He was clearly rubbing medicinal wine on Xu Qinglang, but it sounded like he was doing something disgusting.
"You apply it yourself."
"Don't worry, you weren't injured but I was thrown against the wall, with so many bruises on my body, don't you have any sympathy?" Xu Qinglang became more and more excited, and continued: "Zhou Ze, since you came here, have you noticed that I have been unlucky?"
"This is fate." Zhou Ze said he would not take the blame. "By the way, the formula you just recited sounds very familiar to me."
The universe is boundless, the mysterious heart is the righteous law.
"It's from a TV show. I thought it sounded good, so I used it. But it actually doesn't help me with casting spells at all." Xu Qinglang was honest.
"It's like adding a background music to yourself?"
"Heh..." Xu Qinglang rolled his eyes and took the medicinal wine to apply it. "There is some sour plum juice in the kitchen. You can take it back. I won't be open tomorrow morning. You need to rest more."
"I'm going back to rest." Zhou Ze stood up, took the sour plum juice and said goodbye. After returning to the bookstore, he went straight to the second floor.
The female corpse obediently washed herself and lay in the freezer, wearing Zhou Ze's clothes.
The white shirt was a little big for her, and it hung down at the bottom, covering the curved curve at the back. She was not wearing trousers, and lay in it with her legs crossed, her eyes seductive.
Zhou Ze reached out and knocked on the freezer, saying, "I remember Madam Bai said that she died before she got married."
Therefore, Mrs. Bai should have been a virgin, but the female corpse in front of her seemed a bit fickle.
"That's because she didn't tell you that she had an affair with a poor scholar before she got married, and her father found out and thought it was a disgrace to the family, so he drowned her."
"Oh, so you're an experienced driver?"
"That's right. Do you know how much thought and effort she put into making me look less horrible than a drowned person?"
"Women always love beauty." Zhou Ze shook his head, "Go to sleep."
After saying that, Zhou Ze placed a pillow next to the freezer and lay down.
There was a female corpse next to her, and the coolness emanating from her body made him feel very comfortable, more comfortable than lying in the freezer.
He slept very soundly that day. When he woke up the next morning, Zhou Ze opened his eyes and saw a pair of long legs swaying slowly in front of him. Even the curvature of the toes was just right.
If you wear stockings or high heels...
"You're in trouble." The female corpse keenly noticed the vibrant tent.
"It's a normal physiological phenomenon." Zhou Ze didn't feel embarrassed. When facing Dr. Lin, he might be willing to cooperate and be a little shy and reserved so as to play the pure relationship between men and women.
However, when facing the female corpse, Zhou Ze was able to be more relaxed.
Since neither of us is a human being, there is no need to be hypocritical and mysterious. Instead, it will be more pure.
"If you can't help it, I can lie down and you can come on top of me. I know you really want to do that.
It’s not good to hold it in for too long, especially if your body is not original yet. Otherwise, you may have problems.”
The female corpse said generously, smiling at the same time, "Don't worry, although I don't have an IUD, I won't get pregnant."
"But you're cold inside."
Zhou Ze went downstairs to wash up, and then started to cook instant noodles. After everything was ready, Zhou Ze took out the sour plum juice and ate the instant noodles with difficulty to complete the morning meal task.
"It must be painful to eat human food." The female corpse sat on the stairs, turning her face sideways and looking at Zhou Ze.
"It's none of your business."
"You're already dead, but you still insist on living like a human being. Don't you feel tired?"
"You've said too much." Zhou Ze frowned slightly.
"You said yesterday that I'm not allowed to leave the bookstore, so what else can I do besides talking to you?"
Zhou Ze picked up the mop and broom behind the counter and threw them all at the female corpse.
"Doing hygiene."
… … …
The sun was shining brightly today. The female corpse was kneeling on the tiles of the bookstore and wiping the floor with a rag. Zhou Ze moved out a plastic bench and sat outside the store, basking in the sun.
It was not until noon that Xu Qinglang opened the door and walked out. He took a cigarette from Zhou Ze, glanced at the scene in the store, and said with a smile:
"Well trained."
Zhou Ze continued to squint his eyes and enjoy the sunshine.
Xu Qinglang blew out a puff of smoke, and then seemed to have thought of something, and said:
"Your plaque is well made. It's quite classy. It makes the one next door look pale in comparison. I also plan to customize a plaque."
"Pretentious?" Zhou Ze said with a smile.
"Is it not possible?" Xu Qinglang raised his eyebrows. "I'll put out my twenty or so property certificates. Who can say that I'm not elegant?"
Zhou Ze shook his head helplessly.
"Come on, help me with some advice. I think your 'Just listen to it, this is what I have heard' is pretty good. I plan to write 'Life is like a dream' on the plaque and couplet. How about that? It sounds pretty cool.
But I think it would be best to make a couplet related to "eating", so that it would fit my restaurant, right
I haven’t thought of any good ones, do you have any good suggestions?”
Zhou Ze hesitated for a moment and said, "Do you really want to hear it?"
"Go ahead and say it." Xu Qinglang urged.
Zhou Ze looked at the female corpse in the room and said:
"People eat dirt all their lives.
Dirt eats people's lives.
Horizontal batch,
Life is like a dream. "