The moon is dark and the wind is high.
It's time to destroy the body and cover up all traces!
The old Taoist squatted under a tree and smoked a cigarette.
Deadpool next to him was digging the soil with a small shovel.
Deadpool is just a silly guy, but also a model of professionalism. He will do whatever you tell him to do. I'm used to it anyway.
The old Taoist just follows the boss, inherits the boss's spiritual qualities, and is lazy when he can.
Don't worry about this guy getting tired.
There are a lot of mosquitoes in this place at night in summer.
Deadpool was digging and eating mosquitoes, looking very happy.
After finishing a cigarette, the old Taoist threw it on the ground and stepped on it. Suddenly, he found that his palms were black. He wiped his hands on the bark with some disgust.
I didn't wipe it clean.
He spat twice into his palms and rubbed his hands.
Continue wiping.
He turned around, looked at the pit that Deadpool had dug, and shouted:
"Almost done, bury it."
Although it is a bit too casual to deal with the corpse in this way, the worst that can happen is that they can just go back and burn some paper money. Anyway, they didn't kill the person.
And to be honest, the police are not Sherlock Holmes. Not to mention how long it will take for the body to be discovered, even if it is discovered after so many years, it is not very realistic to find the murderer.
Li Heitan was thrown down by the Taoist priest first.
"Li Sen, don't choose this name in your next life. It has four wooden characters. No wonder you get so burned."
Next up is Furukawa.
"He's still a head constable. He seems to be no different from a ghost messenger."
Two bodies were thrown down.
The Taoist pointed at Deadpool.
"Fill the hole!"
Deadpool immediately started filling the hole.
After filling the pit,
The old Taoist priest then carefully gathered some weeds and debris nearby and threw them here, trying his best to cover up the traces of the soil being turned over.
After doing all this, the Taoist priest left with Deadpool.
About a quarter of an hour later,
The newly filled soil layer was uncovered.
A hand stretched out.
Then he struggled to wriggle for a long time.
The soil layer was completely broken up.
With his chest almost filled with mud, Koga crawled out.
Gu He's body was a little stiff, but his eyes looked clear.
He looked toward the sky.
Panting constantly,
"Surprisingly, I fell into his trap without even realizing it."
Captain Gu He felt very sad. As a captain of police, he suffered such a huge setback. If he had not mastered the Turtle Breathing Technique and sealed his soul's breath, the ghost catcher from Tongcheng might have really attacked him.
To know your ghost certificate,
He has already touched it.
Gu He gritted his teeth and struggled to get up. He didn't dare to do what Zheng Qiang did and foolishly say that he was still alive. He didn't dare to gamble that the other person would be merciful and consider the friendship between them.
Besides,
I have no feelings for him.
Because I was predestined to be enlightened,
This time, he almost jumped into the fire pit with these ghost messengers.
Who knows how much they might hate me.
The relationship between the ghost officials is that they will attack you together if there is benefit, and they will attack you if you are sick.
Very simple and straightforward.
"Asshole, my phone and wallet were also stolen."
Furukawa cursed.
Now he could barely stand up, and with an injury like the big hole in his chest, it was impossible for him to be sent to the hospital, otherwise he would definitely be sent to the research institute for dissection as a monster.
At the moment,
He could only crawl on the ground with his hands and feet.
I want to leave here first.
"Yo! Yo! Yo!"
The old Taoist's voice came from behind Gu He.
Gu He's body stiffened and he turned his head to look at the old Taoist behind him.
he,
Why are you back
"According to the setting in the stupid drama, if burying someone alive appeared in a supernatural drama, the person buried alive would definitely find a way to create something and crawl out."
The old Taoist twisted his hips.
"Look, I have finally discovered you."
Deadpool also appeared from another direction and licked his tongue towards Gu He.
"I'm the head of the police. What do you want to do?"
Furukawa asked, pretending to be calm.
"Captain, you are so amazing. I am the reincarnation of the Lord of Mount Tai. Do you believe it?"
The old Taoist smiled,
Then he pointed at Deadpool.
"The boss has ordered that he be killed."
The old Taoist is just an ordinary person. Even though he is in good health and can protect people from falling every now and then,
But sooner or later he will go to hell, so it is best to let Deadpool do this kind of thing, since he has no soul anyway.
Deadpool walked forward and grabbed Koga's shoulders with both hands.
Gu He is very weak now, extremely very weak, otherwise he would not have pretended to be dead in front of Zhou Ze in an attempt to get away with it.
"He, how did he find me?" Gu He was still asking.
"Hmm, the boss sent me a text message saying that you might not be dead." The old Taoist shrugged, "I can't tell you exactly why the boss knows you're not dead."
Furukawa suddenly realized,
He thought of it.
Because of the ghost certificate,
After the original owner of the ghost certificate died,
The ghost messenger certificate will automatically become the lowest level certificate.
Even the judge is like this.
That guy took away his ghost catcher certificate. He must have noticed that "Captain of Police" was still marked on his certificate, so he suspected that he was not dead.
"Call your boss and tell him I have something to tell him. Tell him that if he kills me, he can only get an ordinary ghost messenger certificate, but if he doesn't kill me, I can give..."
"kill."
I don't want to talk to this chief constable any more.
And he felt that his boss was too lazy to talk to him any more.
Directly signaled Deadpool to kill, and reminded:
"Remember to eat his soul and don't let him go to hell."
Deadpool immediately exerted his strength, intending to break Furukawa's neck first.
But at this moment, Gu He's neck suddenly swelled up.
then,
A ball of fire burst out from his throat.
Deadpool was burned face to face, and he let go of his hands in a very exaggerated manner, jumping up and down in extreme pain.
actually,
The damage caused by the fire to Deadpool was not really that great. After all, Furukawa was almost at the end of his life. But Deadpool was not afraid of anything else except fire!
Deep in his heart, he has a deep fear of fire!
Because his predecessor, the Japanese priest, was burned to death by Zhou Ze with gasoline and his ashes were almost used as rice.
When the old Taoist saw this scene, he immediately took out a piece of talisman paper. This time, he did not take it out from his crotch.
Because the old Taoist knows clearly,
If the talisman in your crotch sticks to Deadpool,
This is because he is dissatisfied with Deadpool's death not being satisfying enough.
Xu Qinglang has been working very hard recently and has drawn a lot of talismans. Although these talismans are not very powerful, they are still somewhat useful.
The talisman that the old Taoist took out was one that Xu Qinglang had drawn. This talisman was a failed product, and was said to be a water-based talisman paper, but it could only be used to water flowers.
"Water Dragon Song!"
The old Taoist posed, bit his finger and smeared the blood on the talisman paper. At the same time, he glanced over and saw that Gu He, who had just spewed out fire, was still lying on the ground unable to move, so he felt relieved and helped Deadpool put out the fire first.
“Bang!”
About half a basin of water was spilled out.
“… …” old Taoist.
This fucking name is so domineering, can't the effect be a little more deceptive
If Xu Qinglang was in front of the old Taoist priest at this time,
The old Taoist wanted to go up and beat him up.
Although it was a failure, Xu Qinglang did not tell the Taoist priest clearly. Instead, he said that if the Taoist priest cast the spell properly and used his own blood to stimulate it, he could induce a water dragon to attack.
Half a basin of water,
How dare you call me Shuilong
I discovered it in time this time. If I encounter the problem of using this talisman paper in the future, my death would be so miserable!
Uncle, don’t be in a hurry to kill me. Let me splash some water on you
Are you going to kill me after I finish splashing the water
Fortunately,
I guess Gu He really had no strength left, and the fire went out after burning for a while.
There is no fire.
Deadpool immediately got up,
Although many parts were burned,
But for Deadpool, it’s not a big problem. At this moment, new skin has begun to grow to replace the burnt skin. This vitality is so terrifying!
This time, Deadpool had no time to hesitate. He simply opened his mouth and started biting into Furukawa's body!
Very violent.
Very direct!
How dare you set fire to me
Then I'll eat you!
“Crack! Crack! Crack!!!”
Blue light kept emanating from Gu He's body, but it was all sucked into Deadpool's mouth. It was Gu He's weak soul.
The old Taoist priest was watching from the side and always felt that Deadpool was a little scary at this moment.
In the past, it just ate mosquitoes, which was nothing, it was just a natural green mosquito coil. But if it becomes addicted to eating people this time, how should we keep it in the future
I have to report this to my boss when I get back.
After Deadpool had eaten Furukawa until only his body was left and his soul was completely devoured, the Taoist priest clapped his hands in satisfaction, buried the body again, and left with Deadpool.
After about an hour,
The Taoist priest and Deadpool ran out from the haystack in the distance again, and the two of them made another counterattack!
Seeing nothing unusual, the two left again.
When the day is about to dawn,
Laodao and Deadpool ran back again, another counterattack!
The soil was still there and had not been turned over again.
"Huh..."
The old Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief.
It seems like he's really dead this time.
Taking out his cell phone, the old Taoist called his boss just to be on the safe side, and Zhou Ze gave a positive reply.
Because Gu He's ghost catcher certificate has become the lowest level ghost catcher certificate, the judgment of the underworld will not be wrong, and Zhou Ze also asked the old Taoist to bring Deadpool back quickly.
"Okay, okay, go home and sleep. And you, go back and brush your teeth and take a shower. Then go to the bedroom. Brush your teeth several times." The Taoist reminded Deadpool.
He lived in the same room with Deadpool, but he couldn't stand waking up to the room full of the smell of blood.
Deadpool nodded and followed the Taoist priest back.
The sun has risen,
The light shines down,
Reflecting the blood in Deadpool's teeth,
Shining brightly,
Deadpool unconsciously licked the gap between his teeth with his tongue.
Suck in the meat and blood inside.
I just feel this taste,
It is exceptionally delicious and makes people linger on it.
If the old Taoist hadn't asked me to go back right now,
He really wanted to go back and dig out Gu He's body.
Eat it again.
Really,
It tastes so good.