Zhou Ze sat down and stopped hitting people. Indeed, he had no reason to hit people. Whether to have children was their own freedom and a power they could control.
and,
Now even the only victim,
No one wants to hit anyone themselves.
"Heh..."
Zhou Ze lit a cigarette.
Sun Tao got up from the ground, pointed at Zhou Ze and shouted, "Are you sick? I want to call the police and get my injuries checked."
"You deserve to be beaten." Zhou Ze blew out a smoke ring without even raising his head.
“You…you…you…” Sun Tao pointed at Zhou Ze, then pushed open the door of the bookstore and walked out. He thought to himself that it was bad luck why he came to this bookstore today for no reason.
The baby wanted to go out with them, but was grabbed by Zhou Ze.
The baby was struggling and was very dissatisfied, but Zhou Ze ignored his reaction and still pressed him to the ground.
"Why are you still following me? If you continue, you won't even have a chance in your next life." Zhou Ze said.
“Squeak, squeak, squeak…”
The baby was still struggling and couldn't hear Zhou Ze's words at all.
"Go on duty." The female corpse came close to Zhou Ze and gave him a look with a flattering look. Obviously, she thought Zhou Ze kept the baby to give her some tonic.
Right
Most men have a dream of becoming successful.
The female corpse felt that she was just right for it.
Both in terms of age and body shape.
“On business… well… um… well… boss… well… well… well…”
The female corpse swayed her body and shook at just the right moment.
Then the human desire is still but the flesh does not cease;
It's spectacular.
"They will continue to grow as long as they get enough nutrition."
"roll."
“… … ” Female corpse.
"Help me keep an eye on him and don't let him run away. If you eat something secretly, you will die with him." Zhou Ze stood up expressionlessly.
"Yes, boss."
The female corpse had no choice but to squat down and grab the baby with both hands.
"Boss, he won't call the police, right?" The female corpse was afraid of trouble.
"No, a guy like him wouldn't make such a fuss that the whole world would know that he got drunk and got beaten up."
"Ha, you're such a face-saving guy." The female corpse said disdainfully.
In fact, Zhou Ze didn’t say a word. That guy’s personality was actually the same as his own back then.
Zhou Ze looked at the position of his right palm, slowly closed his eyes, silently recited something in his mind, and then opened his eyes again.
Um,
Nothing happened.
Then Zhou Ze squatted down, stretched out his hand and reached out to the baby.
Um,
Still nothing happened.
The female corpse holding the baby nearby was confused at first, but she quickly realized what Zhou Ze was going to do, and her body trembled slightly, as if she was trying hard not to laugh.
Zhou Ze glanced at the female corpse and said, "If you can't bear it, then don't bear it."
Yes, even Zhou Ze himself had to smile bitterly.
The little girl said that the key to the gate of hell was in her hand. However, when she tried to open the door and send the ghost in for the first time, she didn't know how to open it.
In short, it is impossible that the little Lolita was simply playing a joke on herself by printing something similar to a tattoo on her hand.
"Hahahahahahahaha... How can I have the nerve to laugh at you, boss...
Hahahahaha... I dare not be disrespectful to my boss...
Hahahaha ahaha."
"Okay, do you know how to open it?" Zhou Ze asked.
The female corpse shook her head, "Boss, I really don't know this, or is there any formula?"
Hearing this, Zhou Ze silently recalled what Xu Qinglang had told him about the scene when the little Loli took back the souls of his parents.
Immediately, he spread out his hands and said in a deep voice:
"The underworld is in order, and the underworld can be crossed."
“Huh…”
Outside the glass door, withered yellow leaves blew past.
It seemed that there was another crow flying away, “Wow…Wow…Wow”;
The bookstore was still quiet.
Anyway, still no response.
"Or, how about a different formula?" the female corpse suggested, "Everyone has their own formula, right?"
"Do you want me to shout 'Open Sesame'?" Zhou Ze asked back.
"Well, it depends on what position you like, boss."
The female corpse looked like a child speaking without restraint.
Zhou Ze remembered that when they were fighting that night, Xu Qinglang also shouted the mantra "The sky and the earth are boundless, the mysterious heart is righteous", and then took out the talisman and the bronze mirror;
But as Xu Qinglang said afterwards, he just thought these two lines were very high-brow after watching a TV series in the past, so he used them, similar to the BGM when the protagonist appears in a movie.
Actually, it's useless.
Now that I think about it, the words "The underworld is orderly and the Yellow Springs can be crossed" that the little Loli said when she opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue might also be something like that to add to the B-grade feeling.
It seems that the little Loli is no different from Xu Qinglang in terms of fun, even though she is a senior ghost catcher.
Zhou Ze's mind moved, and the nail on his left index finger began to grow longer.
The female corpse showed a look of fear. She was afraid of Zhou Ze, and what she was most afraid of was Zhou Ze's nails. There was a breath on these nails that made her afraid.
This made Zhou Ze himself somewhat suspicious that the old man who died in front of him might not be that simple.
There are two types of illegal immigrants. One type is like my former self, who has to behave himself. The other type is like the one in Rongcheng mentioned by the little loli, who caused a lot of trouble and even the ghost officials found it difficult and tricky to deal with.
In short, the old man who infected himself with onychomycosis should not be that simple.
The black nail pierced into the mark on the palm of Zhou Ze's right hand. Then, when Zhou Ze pulled out the nail, a black silk thread was pulled out by Zhou Ze.
Like hot caramel, very sticky but not broken.
Zhou Ze drew a square around the pulled silk thread.
immediately,
The frame is suspended.
It started to turn black inside, and it was empty and vast, and gusts of cold wind began to blow.
The baby in the female corpse's arms began to struggle. Obviously, he didn't want to go back to hell.
When a person dies, it is like a lamp going out.
But there are not many people who can really let go of it.
How many elderly people, even those who have lost all conscience and done all kinds of evil things in their lives, are trying to lick their way to survival, let alone this little baby.
But Zhou Ze knew that sending him to hell and looking forward to a new beginning and reincarnation was the right choice.
There was no need to ask for his opinion. At this time, Zhou Ze seemed very arrogant. He directly snatched the baby from the female corpse and threw it directly into the dark box.
Then, the frame slowly dissipated, and a faint burnt smell filled the air.
The female corpse stuck out her tongue and said nothing.
Zhou Ze was a little dazed. After all, this was the first time he sent a ghost back to hell. He didn't do that last time with the woman who wanted to accompany her son to take the college entrance examination.
"Have you been to hell?" Zhou Ze asked.
"No." The female corpse answered honestly, "And I can't get down."
The female corpse has no soul of its own.
Zombies are not part of the five elements and cannot be reduced to human form.
This sounds awesome.
But add this sentence at the end:
Hated by people, despised by ghosts, and abandoned by heaven!
What this means is that if the female corpse goes out for a walk for no reason, there is a certain probability that she will be hit by a thunderbolt in broad daylight and instantly turned into ashes.
This world is so unfriendly to her.
People have the Yang world,
There is hell for ghosts,
The existence of the two things that do not belong together is heresy.
Zhou Ze sat back behind the counter. He didn't feel happy. He just felt a little dull and bored.
If the world of the living is compared to a production line, then all I do is throw the scrapped products into the incinerator for re-production.
"Boss, here's a stack of these."
The female corpse picked up a few paper money from the tiles and handed them to Zhou Ze.
Zhou Ze was a little surprised. He didn't expect that there would be a reward this time.
"It's easy to see the King of Hell, but hard to deal with the little ghost." The female corpse regretted it a little after saying this, but still said with a stiff upper lip: "It's only natural that the ghost messenger sends people to their deaths and skins them when they pass by.
I guess his mother once burned paper money for him."
Zhou Ze nodded and took the money. The drawer behind his counter contained the remaining money from last time. Even with these few pieces, it was still a little less.
"Do you have any friends? Introduce some business to me. As a human being... oh no, even as a ghost, you need to read more to make better progress."
"Boss, I only know some lonely ghosts. They have long stopped offering incense and have no money at all. Moreover, they dare not come to you. If you take them away, wouldn't it be a waste of performance for you?"
"Performance?" This was the first time Zhou Ze heard this. "Being a ghost messenger also has performance?"
"Isn't it?" the female corpse asked with some doubt.
"I don't know." Zhou Ze shrugged. He really didn't know, because the little girl just left him a sentence "You are the most powerful person I have ever seen" and then:
biu
In a flash, it went down.
He also didn't leave himself a book called "Ghost Messenger's Code of Conduct" or "How to Be a Good Ghost Messenger with Ideals, Struggles and Pursuits".
"I think so." The female corpse said with some difficulty: "Just like the lady in my family, she stayed in the world for two hundred years, protecting the hometown and working diligently, just thinking that she could redeem her previous sins of staying in hell and seek an official position at the same time.
If her temple had not been destroyed and the incense was still there, it would not have taken so long."
"Do you know any other ghost messengers?" Zhou Ze asked.
"How can I know so many superiors?"
"Oh." Zhou Ze nodded. It seems that he needs to ask someone who knows the subject next time.
At this time, the sound of an electric bike was heard outside. It was Xu Qinglang who came back.
"Oh my god, I'm so tired."
Xu Qinglang walked into the bookstore and threw a cigarette to Zhou Ze.
"Aren't you going to order a plaque?" Zhou Ze asked.
"That one has been ordered, and then I went to buy a batch of goods on the way. Wan Chai Pier has a special offer recently, so I stocked up some extra goods. It really made me tired."
"Aren't your dumplings freshly made?"
"Hey, the Coke in the fast food restaurant is bought from the supermarket next door and then sold. I don't have the time to make dumplings at home every day."
"Wan Chai Pier is quite suitable for you."
"Right, I like that flavor too... Hey, let's stop chatting, I'm going to go back and stock the refrigerator." Xu Qinglang waved to Zhou Ze and went back to his shop.
After Xu Qinglang left, the female corpse suddenly burst into laughter.
Zhou Ze was a little surprised, "Do you understand?"
The female corpse laughed and said:
"He is indeed very good-looking, most men would turn gay if they were with him.
so,
Wanzai Wharf.
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PS: Since the book was published, there have been many comments in the book review area saying that "the author plagiarized "He Came from Hell" or the author's beginning is very similar to "He Came from Hell", Long will make a unified reply:
"He Came from Hell" is the book written by Long.