The little Loli pushed open the door, looked inside, and saw Zhou Ze and Bai Yingying both on the bed.
Zhou Ze was lying there sleeping soundly, while Bai Yingying was reading the book "Self-cultivation of a Maid" which seemed like she would never finish.
"My Queen,
The big pig's hoof is asleep?"
The little Lolita shouted softly.
Bai Yingying put down the book in her hand and rolled her eyes at the little girl standing at the door, but still smiled and said:
"Sister Lin Fei,
The master just fell asleep."
The little girl walked in, first glanced at Zhou Ze to make sure he was really asleep, then moved closer to Bai Yingying and continued softly:
"Sister, can you do me a favor?"
"Look at what my sister said.
We are all the master's women.
Your business is my business..."
Bai Yingying couldn't hold it in any longer, she bit her lips and couldn't help wanting to laugh.
The little Loli shrugged, took Bai Yingying's hand, and said, "There is something I need your help with."
"Go ahead."
"The day after tomorrow. A ghost messenger I know is coming. He seems to be in some trouble. I need to pick him up when he passes through Tongcheng."
"Um?"
Bai Yingying was a little confused. Logically speaking, although her boss was too lazy to take care of these "welcoming and seeing off" matters, if the little loli took the initiative to talk to Zhou Ze about it, Zhou Ze would definitely nod in agreement.
Even if the boss himself is too lazy to show up, he will send someone from the bookstore to accompany the little girl.
In other words, there is no need for the little Loli to come to him secretly to beg him.
"That person once hunted down the Taoist priest and the woman surnamed Tang."
Bai Yingying showed a look of enlightenment.
so,
This matter must not be known to other people in the library.
Yingying knew clearly that although her boss and the woman from Chengdu did not have much friendship, there was a kind of friendship between them. After going to Shanghai, the woman surnamed Tang came back once to help.
As for the Taoist priest, it goes without saying that if he knew that the ghost messenger that the little girl was going to help was the one who had chased him before,
Old Dao,
The old man must have...
The old Taoist priest certainly wouldn't dare to go up, but he would definitely keep urging Boss Zhou to taste the fresh and nourishing taste of the ghost messenger.
Therefore, the little Loli could only turn to Bai Yingying for help.
Lao Xu is not strong enough, and Lao An can't command anyone except Zhou Ze, so he is the only one left.
"Is it troublesome?" Bai Yingying asked.
"If it's too troublesome, we can just throw it away." Xiao Luo said as a matter of course.
The implication is that if you can help, then help; if it is too troublesome, then sell it if you can.
"Yeah." Bai Yingying nodded, agreeing.
The little girl was very happy. She took off her clothes and prepared to get into the quilt to sleep, but Bai Yingying pushed her down.
“Hmm!”
The little girl pouted.
Very unhappy.
"Go take a shower. Don't get on the bed without one. The boss won't like it."
"The big pig's hoof with mysophobia is the most annoying."
The little girl ran out angrily.
Twenty minutes later,
The little girl, who had changed into pajamas and whose hair was still a little damp, came back. She spread her hands in front of Bai Yingying and said:
"I have washed myself clean."
Saying,
She finally got into bed.
However, to be on the safe side, the little Loli still slept on Bai Yingying's side and did not squeeze into Zhou Ze's side.
Bai Yingying continued to read.
The little girl turned her head, looked at the cover of the book, and said, "It's useless to read this."
"Um?"
"No matter how rich your theoretical knowledge is, it is not as strong as actual combat. You still need to practice more."
"practice?"
"Men are all big pigs. They can't control themselves. The prerequisite is that you have to be able to tease them."
The little Lolita spoke with the tone of someone who had experienced it.
indeed,
When it comes to matters between men and women, the little Loli is indeed an experienced person.
It's a pity that her body is too small, and she also has to consider the original owner of this body, so it's impossible for her to let herself go.
If she had entered the body of a young woman, the little loli would have probably been excited a long time ago.
Bai Yingying thought for a long time before she understood what the little girl meant.
“Oh!
But it’s icy underneath.”
"Are you stupid? Is your mouth cold
Are your hands cold
You here,
You here,
Is everything here iced?"
The little Loli stood up and decided not to sleep. She probably thought it was because Bai Yingying had just agreed to help her, so she didn't call her a "stupid zombie" at this time, but started to act as a sex education instructor.
Mrs. Bai did have a secret crush on the scholar, but the scholar had bad behavior and spread rumors after failing to have sex with her, which led to Mrs. Bai being executed by her family in order to preserve the family's reputation.
Therefore, Yingying doesn't understand about this matter.
In ancient times, before a woman got married, an old maid from the family would bring her erotic pictures and teach her what to do.
While the teaching between the master and the apprentice was in full swing,
Boss Zhou, who was originally fast asleep, felt the bed shaking.
I opened my eyes blearily.
He saw the sweat dripping down his cheeks,
Seeing that the silk was in disarray,
Zhou Ze thought in a daze,
This dream is nice.
It's much better than the dream of a day trip to hell.
Turned over,
Zhou Ze fell asleep again.
… … …
When drinking with a good friend, a thousand cups are not enough, but when you get older, you can't drink too much.
The old Taoist heard from his boss that every year there were a lot of people who were rushed to the hospital for emergency treatment due to alcohol poisoning, or even died due to ineffective treatment.
Because when many people suffer from acute alcohol poisoning, people around them think they have just drunk too much and need to take a rest, which often causes them to miss the time for rescue. By the time they really realize something is wrong and are sent to the hospital, the person has no heartbeat.
The old man was cleaning up the dishes, and the Taoist wanted to help, but the old man said no.
"Then I'll leave."
It’s getting late and I’ve had dinner, so I have to say goodbye.
"It's hard to walk on the road at night, be careful." The old man reminded.
"Haha, are you afraid of seeing ghosts?"
"Of course I am afraid."
"What's there to be afraid of ghosts?"
The old Taoist waved his hand proudly and walked out.
As the saying goes, when you are well fed and warm, you will yearn for sex. The Taoist went downstairs and when he passed the alley again, he saw the girl sitting at the door, knitting a sweater in her hands.
The old Taoist twisted his waist, checked himself, thought about it, and walked over.
I am an old man, but I am still as wild as a young man.
A pear tree overshadows a crabapple tree!
Kidney deficiency, sometimes after overwork.
Of course, this isn't the most embarrassing thing.
The most embarrassing thing is,
When Laodao is ready to check out via WeChat or pay,
I touched my pocket.
I realized that my cell phone was not with me.
Fortunately, this older sister is a sensible person.
Although the old Taoist priest doesn't have the ability to visit prostitutes for free like Liu Yong in "The Willow Bank, the Morning Breeze and the Waning Moon",
But it can also be regarded as a friend of middle-aged and elderly women.
No one thought the Taoist wanted to play the game of Overlord.
He even kindly said that it was okay without paying.
The old Taoist thought for a while and guessed that the phone must have been left on the table when he was drinking with the old man upstairs, and he forgot to take it with him when he came out.
After comforting the older girl and asking her to wait for him, the old Taoist immediately went upstairs again.
It’s not closed. It opens with just a push.
The lights in the house were off.
It was pitch black.
"Hey, buddy, I left my phone here. I'm here to get it. Are you there?"
The old Taoist stood at the door and shouted, but no one responded.
The old Taoist simply went to touch the switch himself.
But the light doesn't come on when I press the switch.
Is the light bulb broken
The old Taoist groped his way to the dining table and after searching for a long time, he found his cell phone.
Thank God, my phone is still here, so I can go down and pay the girl.
It's not easy to be a big sister either.
You can't eat for free.
He turned on the flashlight on his mobile phone, shone it for a while, then went to another location to turn on the light, only to find that this light was not on either.
The power outage at home
But where did that brother go
The door is not locked in the middle of the night and no one is at home
He said he had Alzheimer's.
Don't drink too much by yourself and run out of bed because you're sick.
If something unexpected happens,
I would really feel guilty about it.
The old Taoist first went to the kitchen to take a look, then went to the bathroom to take a look, but no one was there.
Open the bedroom door.
Shine the flashlight.
There was no one sitting on the only mat inside.
"No way, did the person really run away?"
The old Taoist touched his head, feeling a little worried.
He subconsciously opened the door of the second room.
There's only one freezer in there.
There is nothing else.
There is no one either.
Not here either.
It seems that he really went out.
Just as the Taoist priest was about to go out to look for someone,
Suddenly hesitant,
Looking back at the freezer,
How do you feel
The freezer looks like it has been moved
Not sure, but that's the feeling.
The Taoist priest walked in and shone the flashlight from his cell phone inside.
On the wall, the shadow of the old Taoist was reflected.
Very long,
Very high,
It was like black paint was splashed on the wall.
The freezer was closed, but Laodao remembered that when he saw it before, the freezer was placed sideways, but this time it was placed upright.
Reach out,
Opened the freezer lid.
The old Taoist's hand trembled violently.
Almost screamed.
Meat,
All meat.
A freezer full of meat!!!
Lots of meat!!!
But soon,
The Taoist priest discovered that there were frozen chicken, duck, beef, ham and other things in here, all normal meat.
It was a false alarm.
call,
It seems that
I have been traumatized by that big bond.
This old man is really something. He knows you love to eat meat, but there is no need to store so much meat, right
Are you afraid that you will get lost if you go out to buy things, so you just go out and buy a lot and store them
This reason seems to make sense.
For the old man,
Every time I go out is like taking a trip to the gates of hell.
"Um?"
What's this
The Taoist priest reached out and shone the flashlight into the freezer while moving the frozen chicken and beef away.
After moving away,
When seeing the following scene,
The old Taoist's pupils shrank instantly.
The body suddenly stiffened.
The phone also fell into the freezer.
For a time,
The whole room,
It's pitch black!
“Oh my god!!!”
Ten seconds later,
Throughout the apartment building,
The old Taoist's screams resounded!