A strong feeling of dizziness came over me, with a little bit of lightheadedness and a bit of nausea;
Suddenly,
It was as if the sky had brightened up, and the entire view was bright white.
“Huh…”
Lawyer An sat up suddenly.
At the same time, take a deep breath,
It's like a drowning person who has just surfaced, with a strong greed for air.
Even though this wasn't the first time I had to go from hell to the living world, it was still hard to get used to the round trip run.
Uncomfortable,
It's extremely uncomfortable.
The sky is bright,
Above my head was a simple shed made of branches and straw.
Lawyer An found himself lying on the cold, hard gravel.
No wonder my back hurts so much.
Oh shit,
Lying here for a night might leave me with arthritis.
I looked around again.
The person lying there was Zhou Ze.
There was a straw bed under Zhou Ze.
There was a quilt in the middle, even a pillow, and even a few hot water bottles on both sides!
Lawyer An is depressed.
At this time, Bai Yingying happened to walk in. Seeing Lawyer An sitting up, she said in surprise:
"Lawyer An, you finally faked your death."
“… …” Lawyer An.
More depressed.
"Hey, Lao An is awake."
The old Taoist priest also came in, squatted down, and asked in confusion: "Why hasn't the boss woken up yet?"
"Yeah, Lawyer An, why hasn't our boss woken up yet?"
Yingying looked at Lawyer An with some confusion.
"Not awake? How is that possible? Let's go out together..."
Lawyer An suddenly stopped talking.
"Come on, boss, watch my moves and learn from me, first..."
Then,
Just come back to life by yourself
hiss!!!!
Lawyer An took a deep breath.
I haven't had the chance to teach my boss the method of resurrection at a specific time!
It's over.
This is the end.
The bosses must have been assigned randomly.
"Lawyer An, please tell me, where did the boss go?"
Yingying asked anxiously.
If the boss wakes up and Lawyer An is dead,
She has never been so anxious.
“This…” Lawyer An hesitated, but still said, “Boss, I’m going for a walk outside.
He said he was bored staying in the study all day, so he wanted to take this opportunity to experience what the Taoists called the soul traveling to heaven.
Um,
He went to experience life.”
"How is that possible!"
Yingying shouted directly:
"The boss is such a lazy person,
How could I not come back and hug her to sleep
Instead, go for a stroll outside?"
“… …” Lawyer An.
yes,
Such a lazy person.
In a hurry,
This excuse of mine was wrong.
"Don't worry, the boss should be back to life. He may be around here. Let's look for him. If we can lead his soul back to his body, there will be no problem."
"Nearby, where nearby? Let's go find it right away!"
The old Taoist put on an attitude of loyalty.
"I'm going to call back the boss's soul."
"It could be in this mountain, or in this city, or in this province. Don't worry, it won't be too large. It should be in East China."
The old Taoist priest who had just walked out of the shed and was about to go out to call his boss' soul suddenly stumbled.
Almost fell to the ground.
The range is not very large.
East China
At this time, Yingying suddenly picked up a whip from the ground. Lawyer An recognized this whip. It was the one that Zhou Ze picked up before.
"Let's go find the boss first."
Yingying gritted her teeth and said,
At the same time, he took a deep look at Lawyer An.
The female zombie knew that there was no need to fight among herself or seek responsibility at this time.
But this look is very clear,
If something really happens to the boss,
She will fight Lawyer An to the death!
Lawyer An wanted to make a defense.
God knows this boss is so lazy that he doesn't even learn the hand seals to call back the soul as a ghost catcher.
But seeing Yingying's face at this moment,
He shut up wisely.
You can't reason with a woman.
Especially a woman who is angry.
… … …
When Lawyer An disappeared with a "biu" sound,
Zhou Ze's body was also fading.
Next is the foggy perspective.
Many things seem to be stretched and extended. At this time, people's senses are not malfunctioning but completely reversed, which makes you more uncomfortable than malfunctioning.
It feels like motion sickness x100.
Zhou Ze didn't know when this feeling ended.
When he came to,
I found myself standing at the door of a temple.
Zhou Ze was almost instinctively struck by a sense of crisis, and he had no time to observe the situation around him, but he knew that he had to leave here.
He started running.
Compared to the first time I died and wandered helplessly like a ghost from hell,
At least for myself now,
Even in the soul state, he could still run consciously and was no longer completely confused.
In fact, Zhou Ze himself knew clearly that in the secular world, there were very few religious places with true "spirituality". Whether it was a Taoist temple, a Buddhist temple or a church, those that could play a role in restraining evil spirits were extremely rare.
But Zhou Ze didn’t dare to take this gamble. What if he was unlucky and won the lottery
This is a road. Zhou Ze keeps floating along the road. He is trying hard to find and explore his position. His ultimate goal is to find his body back.
But this is a bit difficult.
After all, Zhou Ze remembered that his body should still be in the mountains.
But I am clearly in a city now.
There are a lot of cars and people coming and going, how can it look like the deep mountains
Front,
A convoy appeared, and it was moving very slowly, almost as fast as a person walking. There were also many people walking devoutly alongside the convoy.
Zhou Ze ignored it at first. He was paying more attention to the two black-haired wild dogs that gathered around him. He didn't know what was wrong with these two wild dogs. They kept barking at him and followed him actively in a very ferocious manner.
Domestic dogs are generally very timid. Even if they see something dirty, they dare not say anything.
But wild dogs are doomed anyway, a bit like humans who are barefoot are not afraid of those wearing shoes.
Zhou Ze kicked over.
He has no body now, but the strength of his soul is not comparable to that of ordinary ghosts.
A black dog rolled over headfirst. It had no external injuries, but looked much weaker.
Seeing this, the black dog became more obedient and just stood there and barked at Zhou Ze, not daring to follow him anymore.
A tiger in dire straits is bullied by a dog.
Boss Zhou sighed and prepared to cross the street to check the other side. There was a newsstand there. He should be able to confirm his location by looking at newspapers or the tourist guide map posted in the newsstand.
As for how to drift next and how to contact Bai Yingying, that is a story for later.
Boss Zhou, who was in a pure spiritual state, was a little uncomfortable and could only grope his way around slowly.
The only thing to be thankful for is that
Although his soul was slowly dissipating,
But my size now is completely different from the size when I died for the first time, so I don’t have to worry about “my soul being scattered” for the time being.
Even if Zhou Ze wanted to, he could turn into a fierce ghost in a matter of minutes.
But the price of transforming into a ghost is too high, and Boss Zhou still wants to return to his original body and continue sitting in the study, basking in the sun and drinking coffee.
The convoy was approaching, but still driving very slowly, almost blocking the traffic.
Zhou Ze didn't take it seriously.
I was going to go straight through the middle of the convoy.
I am a ghost anyway.
No need to look at traffic lights.
Fearless.
Furthermore,
This feeling of being able to travel freely is really fresh, like getting a new game and always wanting to play it for a few minutes.
However,
When Zhou Ze walked through the van in the middle, he was suddenly stunned.
He actually saw that the van was full of monks in robes.
But none of the monks in this car had any light on their heads.
In the eyes of ghosts, it means "harmless to humans and animals".
I'm the type who just eats a lot.
Even though this group of monks seemed to be chanting the scriptures very seriously, they actually had no killing power at all. Not to mention against a ghost of Zhou Ze's level, they had no effect at all even on ordinary dead souls.
There was a rather fat monk among them who was also chanting sutras. When Zhou Ze passed by him,
I found out that he was just humming "Doraemon" to fill in the gap.
Don't say it, although it hums "If I had a fairy wand that could make me bigger, smaller, and more beautiful..."
But amidst the chanting of monks,
It's not inconsistent at all.
And it fits in perfectly.
only,
Next,
A scene that made Zhou Ze's scalp tingle instantly appeared.
In the middle of the car where a group of fake monks were sitting, there was a glass cabinet with a wooden box in it.
When Boss Zhou passed through the van,
The box popped open by itself.
Some colorful things inside that looked like marbles suddenly lit up!
This is the Buddha's light that ordinary people cannot see with their naked eyes!
A huge sense of crisis came over me immediately.
Zhou Ze knew what this thing was.
Relics,
And they are genuine relics of a great monk!
I was so unlucky that I happened to run into a convoy transporting the relics for exhibition when I was crossing the road.
only,
It’s too late now to regret crossing the road without using the sidewalk or looking at the traffic lights.
Buddha's light came,
I could vaguely see a glowing monk with a fierce look on his face,
Zhou Ze was blown away directly.
Zhou Ze also seemed to let out an extremely angry roar from deep in his heart.
Obviously,
The landmine that Zhou Ze stepped on,
Not only did he explode himself,
Even Ying Gou, who was still digesting his last meal comfortably, was affected.
Zhou Ze only felt himself retreating madly.
The sound of wind blowing in my ears,
It was like a soldier on the battlefield being blown into the sky by a bomb.
The monks in the van were also startled. They didn't see the light, but the relic box locked in the glass cabinet suddenly popped open by itself, which still gave them a great fright.
Could it be that I was not sincere enough and was warned by the ghost of the monk
Especially the fat monk humming the Doraemon theme song,
His face turned pale with fright.
My hands and feet started to tremble...