The Taoist's laughter made the many "ghosts" in the pavilion a little confused.
I've only heard of ghosts scaring people, but today it was really people who scared ghosts.
Even the girl with a strong scent of makeup who had her face pressed against the old Taoist's shoulder had a hesitant look in her eyes.
If the person sitting here really was a "ghost" from the pavilion, there wouldn't be so many troubles. It would probably have rushed up and torn the old Taoist to pieces without thinking twice.
The key point is that all the people sitting here are police officers.
Those who work in the underworld system must think more than those ghosts in hell;
I also like to think and hesitate more before doing things. Even the smallest matter can be figured out. Otherwise, it would be boring to just sit on the bench in the underworld, right
For the top officials in the underworld, ghost messengers are a kind of “consumable” item with a very high depreciation rate.
But there are also some people who are not enterprising but know how to protect themselves. They are neither consumed nor promoted. They have always occupied the toilet, lived like the previous generation, and dressed like the Republic of China.
When the little girl accompanied a group of ghost officials to Chengdu, there were many old ghost officials of that generation among them. They wanted to make a fortune quietly and see if they could earn some money, but the ending was quite tragic.
This group of "ghosts" in the pavilion can be regarded as representatives of the old ghost officers. No one knows why they gathered here.
But the old Taoist didn't know this, and he thought he had accidentally entered a haunted house.
In my heart, I first greeted Attorney An's 18 generations of ancestors cordially.
Then he put his hand into his crotch without hesitation.
The warriors in martial arts novels practice sword-drawing techniques.
It’s about being fast, ruthless and accurate!
This is the crotch pulling technique,
The pursuit is the same path.
This time,
Under the stimulation of survival crisis,
The crotch pulling technique is faster, more fierce and more accurate than before.
In addition to the paper talisman, there were also several curled black hairs on the fingertips.
No matter what,
He slapped it right on the face of this woman with makeup on!
"ah!!!!!!!!!!!"
A shrill scream was heard.
The talisman paper burned, and the powder-faced head also burned along with it.
And it turned into ashes in the blink of an eye!
The old Taoist was also shocked.
Oh my god,
After being locked up in prison for more than a month, my martial arts skills have greatly improved
If Lawyer An stood beside him, he would probably roll his eyes at the old Taoist priest. His power has greatly increased? Don't dream. These people are all paper clones.
If a ghost messenger is killed instantly by a talisman,
Then you, the old Taoist priest, are really awesome.
The old Taoist shook his head.
He touched his crotch again and took out another talisman, looking at the many "ghosts" present.
These "ghosts" did not rush up,
Some of them even shouted:
The shouting sounded "grunting", as if there were a lot of stones and mud in the mouth, and it was hard to hear clearly.
But in a villa suite across the pond,
The old man who was originally standing by the tree was about to get up.
"Something happened. I'll go check it out."
The female ghost suddenly stretched out her leg and hooked it onto his back.
Clamp it tightly.
Shouted:
"It doesn't matter these few seconds."
moment,
The waterfall drops three thousand feet.
call,
It's done.
indeed,
It doesn't matter these few seconds.
The old man got out of bed, and one of the two men in suits who were standing nearby watching the fight immediately stepped forward to help the old man put on his clothes. The old man winked at the other man, and the second man in a suit walked out straight away.
"What's wrong?"
The female ghost was also wearing clothes.
She actually felt a little regretful. This old man was just an appetizer, good-looking but useless. She actually wanted to taste the two puppet men in suits more.
“I don’t know what those old noobs are yelling about. Fortunately, the Venerable doesn’t really intend to rely on them to accomplish anything. Otherwise, they would be a bunch of people who are more likely to cause trouble than to accomplish anything.
It's okay for them to cheer and wave flags on the sidelines, but when something really happens, these cowards will run faster than anyone else!
You clean up here, I'll go outside and take a look, there are a few more guests coming, after this is over, I'll feed you well."
"Okay."
The female ghost cast a charming look,
As for what he was thinking in his heart, no one knew.
They don't think they are that bad or chaotic, and enjoying life while they can is their current purpose.
… …
In another suite,
The three people who were tasting wine put down their glasses together.
The shouts of the old-fashioned ghost messengers in the pavilion have an effect on all ghosts, just like the sound waves transmitted by bats.
Lawyer An threw the cup directly to the ground.
There was a crackling sound.
At the same time, they clapped their hands.
road:
"Hey,
The minesweeping engineers have completed their mission.
Let’s go!”
It was originally a battle of a small group of people attacking another small group of people.
It's a bit ridiculous to study some complicated tactics.
The key is just one word:
"Dry!"
Although they are all ghost messengers,
But what everyone was doing was actually a street fight between thugs.
You caused trouble in my territory and I was almost caught by the police.
I seized the opportunity and rushed out while you were not with your back to me and hit you on the back of the head with a brick!
… …
"Don't come over here, don't come over here!
The infinite celestial being,
Amitabha! "
The old Taoist held the talisman paper and stared at the group of "ghosts".
These paper man clones and ghost officials really didn't dare to step forward. Even if they were clones, it would be a loss to the original body if they were destroyed. None of them wanted to suffer this loss.
This is probably their nature.
In conclusion,
Judging from the current situation, the number of such old ghost cops is getting smaller and smaller, and those who are still alive are all smart people.
In recent years, new ghost messengers have become the mainstream. It is said that the underworld seems to be planning a reform, calling back these old ghost messengers to hell to make room for young people.
It’s a pity that there is no retirement system in the underworld, nor is there such a thing as lifespan, so it is naturally more difficult for the new to replace the old.
It was at this time that
A dark shadow appeared behind the old Taoist.
Before the old Taoist could even turn around, he felt someone kick him on the back. The next moment, he flew backwards and hit the pillar of the pavilion. His nose was bleeding and he almost fell into the pond.
The ghost clones nearby showed a gloating smile.
“Squeak, squeak, squeak!!!”
There was a harsh sound of teeth grinding.
The man in a suit who arrived first just turned around,
Then he saw a hairy-faced thunder god with a mouth appear in front of him.
The little monkey suddenly grew in size and turned into a black ape. It slapped the man in the suit, whose face was so handsome that it looked like it came out of a mold!
"Bang!"
The man in the suit was thrown out like the Taoist priest, and hit a wooden pillar. What was even more exaggerated was that he directly broke the pillar, and the pavilion in the middle of the lake collapsed with it.
The little monkey let out a roar, ignored the ghost paper clones, bent down and picked up the old Taoist, then leaped out of the pavilion, kicked his legs quickly on the lake, like skipping stones, and brought the old Taoist to the shore.
The old man in sunglasses has arrived at this time.
When I saw the monkey,
Stunned for a moment,
"Why did the demon monkey come here?"
In today's world, monsters are becoming increasingly rare. Except for a few that may still roam the human world, most of them are lurking in their hometowns.
"Capture it alive. I'm going to use the monkey's brain to entertain guests!"
A shadow emerged from the water.
A shadow also whistled away on the shore.
Two shadows sandwiched the monkey and the Taoist priest.
They all said in a low voice:
"The underworld has order, the law of death is ruthless, bind!"
Black vines grew out from the ground and entangled the monkey's limbs.
The monkey kept struggling.
But I feel like I'm sinking deeper and deeper.
There was nothing I could do about these black vines.
The Taoist priest next to the monkey immediately searched the monkey's bag.
He took out a stack of talisman paper from it.
Some of them were his own, but after those few times of heavy consumption, there wasn't much talisman paper left. Most of them were things the old Taoist asked for from Xu Qinglang.
Old Xu has been painstakingly drawing talismans at home these days.
I am not picky about food.
Anyway, I have collected everything that can be collected.
At the moment,
The old Taoist threw away the stack of talisman papers in his hand.
Shouted:
"Eat my wealth and power talisman!"
“Hua La La…”
The talisman paper is flying,
It turned into flames in the wind,
The dark shadow on the shore took two steps back to avoid the flame, and the flame was also very weak, like a firework stick, which looked brilliant but useless.
The old Taoist took out a few pieces of talisman paper from the monkey's bag.
If the talisman paper is not effective, then win by quantity!
"Take this democratic talisman from me!"
The talisman paper scattered out,
Electric snakes could be vaguely seen flowing in it, but the wind direction suddenly changed, and the talisman paper that was originally scattered far away was blown back by the wind.
“… …” old Taoist.
“… … ” Little monkey.
For a moment, the electricity danced like silver snakes, as if it was a large-scale electric leakage scene.
“Ahhh!!!!”
“Squeak, squeak, squeak!!!”
The Taoist priest and the monkey both screamed from the electric shock.
But by accident,
The black vine that originally trapped the monkey was broken.
The monkey reached into the bag without hesitation.
He took out the "Yin Yang Book",
“Squeak, squeak, squeak!”
Three rays of light, two black and one yellow, appeared instantly.
Not only Eighth Aunt and Brother Huang, but even the black cat, the gatekeeper spirit in the Yin-Yang Book, appeared.
No one knows when this monkey managed to conquer the black cat and even summon it to help.
"roar!!!"
The monkey beat his chest.
Like the beating of a war drum,
For a time,
Brother Huang and Auntie Ba rushed directly towards the dark figure on the shore.
The black cat rushed towards the dark shadow on the surface of the pond alone.
The monkeys are walking with great strides,
He rushed towards the old man in sunglasses who was standing there wearing only his shorts!
Not far away,
Zhou Ze and Lawyer An stood there and watched this scene in disbelief.
It's not that they don't want to take action.
But it seems that there is no need for them to take action.
Monkey brother directly called out his friends,
They all started to counterattack.
"That Yin-Yang Book, is it yours, boss?" Lawyer An asked.
Zhou Ze nodded.
Lawyer An asked with some envy:
"Boss, I admire you very much. How did you come up with the idea of creating "Animal World"?"