Spring is here, flowers are blooming, everything is coming back to life, it is the mating season again!
Weasels, snakes, monkeys and cats rushed out as if they were in a collective estrus. It was as if an old forest in Northeast China had been demolished and relocated to Xuzhou.
Fortunately, there is a lot of evil spirits and ghostly energy here, so the fog and miasma formed does not need to be discovered by ordinary people here.
Behind the rockery not far away,
Zhou Ze and Lawyer An stood side by side.
Bai Yingying stood behind him.
Zhou Ze was actually itching to take action, but seeing Monkey chasing the old man in sunglasses around,
Seeing the two Northeastern immortals and the black cat facing the two black shadows, they were not at a disadvantage.
Zhou Ze actually felt like he had nowhere to go.
It’s a pity that I came out in such a hurry that I didn’t bring the Wahaha melon seeds in the room with me, otherwise I wouldn’t be so bored.
It can be seen that the souls of the two Northeastern immortals, including the black cat, seem to have become much more solid than before. The Yin-Yang Book has been kept by the monkey, and no one knows how the monkey got it. It seems that he gets along well with those monsters.
I'm not afraid to say something shameful.
Boss Zhou, the real owner of the Yin-Yang Book, personally challenged the enemy with the Yin-Yang Book.
Maybe the goblins inside won't even bother to come out.
This time, they all gave face to Monkey King and worked very hard.
"Where are the local ghost messengers in Xuzhou?"
Zhou Ze spoke.
Lawyer An smiled and said, "It's almost there, it's almost there. See how many paper figures are floating on the water over there by the pavilion? It's more lively here today than I imagined, like there's a party going on."
The implication is,
There is no need to worry about not having fights.
The old man's identity and origins are unknown, but what he did was definitely a heinous act that would not be tolerated by the underworld;
Setting up memorial archways, deliberately creating and collecting dead souls,
In ancient times,
It is equivalent to setting up one's own faction and raising the flag of rebellion.
In other words, anyone who appears and stands with the old man in sunglasses will be treated as an accomplice of the rebellion and attacked by the upright, selfless, loyal to his duty, and honest ghost messenger who loves the underworld and hell.
at this time,
At the door outside this hotel,
A crazy bald monk came slowly.
But when I reached the flowerbed at the door,
He stopped.
"Amitabha, why is it so lively in there? There are so many demons dancing around."
The bald monk did not continue to walk in. Instead, he took a few steps back and sat down on the bench at the door.
As soon as he sat down, the bald monk jumped up, turned around and shouted towards the flowerbed:
"Who is it? You scared me to death!"
A young girl's face appeared among the flowers and plants in the flower bed. The girl looked to be about sixteen or seventeen years old. She was wearing a floral dress and was lying in the flower bed, not minding the dirt.
The skin is a little dark and not very white, but it looks very clean and healthy.
"It's you, why don't you go in?"
The bald monk asked.
Obviously, the monk knew her.
"The flowers and plants here tell me that there might be danger inside."
The girl's voice was very sweet, like the chirping of a lark.
"hehe."
The bald monk sat down again.
"Yes, they are the host and invited us here. We are the guests. It is not right for guests to help the host catch cats and dogs.
You have to clean the house before you can invite guests."
"If they hadn't said they could provide me with a large area of red spider lilies, I wouldn't have come."
Two cars drove over and three men and one woman got out. The four of them ran straight into the hotel, looking very anxious.
"Hey, monk."
The dark-skinned girl reached out and patted the monk's head.
"Don't pat me on the head, or I'll get mad at you."
"Well, you are so stingy. Did you see that all the local ghost messengers in Xuzhou have been bribed?"
"Um."
The bald monk nodded.
The person who just entered is the local ghost catcher from Xuzhou.
"Monk, you say, the roots of the underworld are so rotten, when will it collapse?"
"When has the underworld ever been clean?"
The bald monk asked back.
"Forehead… … "
"Didn't your mother-in-law tell you about these bullshit things?"
"No, it seems like she wanted to tell me something, but I couldn't wait any longer and used her as fertilizer to grow flowers."
"hehe."
The bald monk had a very dark face. He was a little scared of this girl. Don't be fooled by her simple and hardworking appearance as a skilled farmer. Her real methods and the true face hidden behind this appearance would probably give even Buddha a headache, right
"Then tell me about it. I'm just curious. The underworld has been eaten away by all parties. Not to mention the ghost officials below, even the head constables and inspectors have their own backers and plans. It looks like it's all over."
"In ancient times, the emperor sent Ying Gou to guard the Nether Sea. Later, Ying Gou died, and the underworld fell apart. Finally, Mount Tai was enthroned and the order of the underworld was restored.
However, since the disappearance of the last generation of Lord Taishan, hell was divided again. It was not until the Ten Kings of Hell and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva officially moved in that the current underworld order was re-established.
The Ten Kings of Hell are symbols of the underworld, but everyone knows that the one who now presides over the underworld with the greatest authority is the mysterious Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva once made a great wish,
I will not attain Buddhahood until hell is empty.
Do you understand? "
"What do you know? Speak nicely and don't be sarcastic. I don't have any money to give you."
“They just hope that the underworld will be rotten to the core and then collapse. So over the past thousand years, since the disappearance of the previous generation of Taishan Mansion Lord, the senior officials who really run the underworld have actually been expecting the underworld to end sooner rather than later.
It’s just that this system has its own operating principles, and it takes some time to break down.”
"Oh, it looks like this. I really hope it breaks down soon. Then I can plant red spider lilies in the world of the living."
"Amitabha, humans are humans, ghosts are ghosts, humans and ghosts are one, the rules of yin and yang are something I have always hated!
The great aspiration of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is also the great aspiration of this humble monk."
This bald monk is a great saint to the dead souls.
Outside the hotel,
A monk and a young girl were chatting happily.
Inside the hotel,
With the joining of the four city ghost messengers,
The scene suddenly became more lively.
The female ghost that Zhou Ze had seen before was now standing behind the old man in sunglasses, helping the old man to restrain the monkey.
The four local Xuzhou ghost officials who came in a hurry didn't say a word and directly started fighting the monsters. They might have been more enthusiastic about doing this than doing their own jobs.
“Tsk.”
Zhou Ze, who had been standing beside the show for so long that his legs were numb, asked with some dissatisfaction:
"Old An."
"What's up, boss?"
"The ghost officials in Changzhou were recruited by the forces of Hell. The five ghost officials we saw in Xuzhou were also bought by the forces behind the old man.
Why is it that no one is interested in Tongcheng?"
Hearing this,
Lawyer An fell silent.
It was really because the problem of my boss was too shocking.
He really didn't know how to answer for a moment.
It's like everyone is in the same system.
There was an endless stream of people from other departments sending gifts and bribes,
But his department was just a useless office and no one paid any attention to it.
The department head almost hung a sign saying "I want to embezzle" on the door, but still no one paid any attention.
In fact, Zhou Ze had already invested in Lawyer An's smuggling business, but this could only be considered a small fight among family members.
Don't say it, now think about it, it is true, all along, no forces from hell have extended an olive branch here, waving a lot of ghost money and shouting:
If you dare to mess with me, you will have meat to eat!
"Is it because our Tongcheng Ghost Messenger has such a good reputation?"
Zhou Ze looked at Lawyer An, "So no one bribed us?"
"Maybe... yeah."
"Old An, we are still too well-behaved."
The more Zhou Ze thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt, and the more uncomfortable he felt, the more itchy his hands became.
“Therefore, we need to give them a good beating and tell the outside world that the ghost messengers in Tongcheng are still very powerful. This can also be regarded as making a name for ourselves.
The more you treat them, preferably kill them all, the higher our price will be."
Lawyer An began to persuade.
Zhou Ze smiled meaningfully.
"Old An, why do I feel like you are pushing me into the fire pit?"
"How is that possible? Even if it doesn't help me make money, at least I can tell those forces and evil spirits that if they want to stir up trouble in the future, they should not do it in Tongcheng, otherwise they will have to consider their own weight.
In this way, boss, you can bask in the sun with peace of mind. "
Over there, with the addition of five local ghost messengers from Xuzhou,
The animal world began to gradually lose its strength, with obvious signs of decline, and it seemed that it was time for the little monkey to transform.
Today is Mid-Autumn Festival,
The moon should be rounder tonight.
Might be helpful to the monkeys
It seems that monkeys like the full moon very much.
But unfortunately,
It's broad morning now.
It's still a long way from dark to the moon coming out.
"Come, assign the targets. Those two shadows are yours, Lao An. As for the old man in shorts and sunglasses, Yingying, you'll be in charge."
The implication is,
The remaining five local ghost messengers in Xuzhou,
It belongs to Zhou Ze himself.
"You have such a big appetite? Be careful not to overeat."
Lawyer An smiled, rushed out, and shouted:
"The underworld has order, the law of death is ruthless, break it!"
Go directly at the two black shadows!
"Boss, come on, ying ying ying!"
Bai Yingying kicked the ground with one leg,
The female zombie's strong physique is fully revealed.
She was originally a two-hundred-year-old zombie, but after being constantly nourished by Zhou Ze, she had already become extraordinary.
This time,
He actually launched himself out like a bullet and smashed down directly at the old man in sunglasses.
The battle situation became more chaotic because of the sudden joining of these two people. Even the five local ghost officials were stunned. Why were there so many uninvited guests today
At this time,
Zhou Ze also came out.
As a boss,
It must be the finale.
BGM has to be possessed.
It’s a pity that the Taoist priest who is best at playing BGM is at the other end and can’t cooperate with me, which is a bit regrettable.
Zhou Ze spread out his palms.
Watching my five fingernails grow out slowly,
A familiar feeling came over me.
Whispered:
"Coffee..."
well,
After thinking about it,
Take care of the emotions of the one inside you.
After a pause,
Zhou Ze continued:
"Flip the clouds!"
"Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!"
Five black chains suddenly sprang out from under the ground.
It instantly entangled the five ghost messengers of Xuzhou.
It's become much thicker.
It also turned a lot darker.
Zhou Ze thought to himself,
But it did not delay his action.
Continue lightly:
"Fuyu!"
"boom!"
The chain seemed to be pulled back into the ground at a very high speed.
The five ghost officials who had just been locked up were dragged and smashed to the ground before they could even break free.
For a time,
There were five ghost messengers lying on the ground, looking extremely miserable.
This feeling,
So comfortable.
Zhou Ze silently experienced the pleasure of suppressing the opponent as soon as he appeared.
then,
My head felt dizzy and my chest felt short of breath. I fell to my knees as if I had asthma, gasping for breath.
I am exhausted.
I actually lost all my strength.
Zhou Ze himself didn't expect that
How many seconds did it take to pretend
At this time,
Suddenly, a voice came from deep in his heart that Zhou Ze didn't want to hear:
“So… fast… ah…”