"They're in the car."
At the entrance of the bookstore, Bai Yingying sat on a small stool and stared at the Maserati in the distance.
"Alas, the space in a Maserati is actually not as big as that in a Cayenne. Remember the last time she drove a Cayenne?"
Xu Qinglang also sat on a small stool at the door of his noodle shop.
"It was scratched by my boss while driving. Let's change the car."
Originally, both of them were doing their own things, but the female corpse was not an ordinary person. As a being who had been lying underground for two hundred years, her hearing was really good.
During these two hundred years, Mrs. Bai would occasionally come here to chat with her and talk about things outside, just like a close friend.
Well, just like the girls in the university dormitory occasionally get together to discuss the length, softness and hardness,
Or let's watch an educational action movie from a certain Eastern country.
Therefore, although the female corpse has not come out for two hundred years, she has not been out of touch with the times. When Mrs. Bai was not around, she listened to the sounds in the soil and on the ground by herself. Therefore, she developed an extremely terrifying sense of hearing.
When she "heard" that the plot seemed to be sliding towards an indescribable direction, she immediately brought a stool and sat over, patting the wall, signaling Xu Qinglang next door to come out and watch the show together.
I have to say that although the two of them quarrel a lot, they still know how to share at critical moments.
"Hey, the boss got off the car." Bai Yingying exclaimed.
"Hey, the doctor also got off the car." Xu Qinglang said live.
"Hey, the boss opened the back door." Bai Yingying continued to whisper.
"Hey, the doctor got into the back seat." Xu Qinglang continued the live broadcast.
"The car is shaking." Bai Yingying covered her mouth and stared at that direction without blinking.
"They probably enjoyed it very much." Xu Qinglang took a deep breath.
"The air is filled with a sour smell. Did the sour plum juice in your kitchen leak?" The female corpse waved her hands and covered her nose.
"Hey, bullshit, come on, let's place our bets on how long it will take to end." Xu Qinglang looked at his watch and said, "I bet it will take ten minutes."
"Fifteen minutes!" the female corpse replied.
"One, two, three, four... eight, nine, ten seconds!"
Pay attention,
Note the time units.
"Hey, the car isn't shaking anymore." the female corpse asked curiously.
"Did he change his posture?" Xu Qinglang frowned. He was unwilling to believe that terrible conclusion!
"Change positions in ten seconds?" The female corpse giggled, "You are also a virgin, right?"
The female corpse is an experienced person. In the past, Mrs. Bai had a secret meeting with a poor scholar and tasted the forbidden fruit. She has experience.
Xu Qinglang looked unhappy. As a man with more than 20 houses,
Take your first time more seriously.
Is it not possible
"The car is moving again." Xu Qinglang exclaimed.
"One, two, three, four... eight, nine, ten seconds!"
"The car stopped moving again." Bai Yingying sniffed, "Did it change position again?"
"Your boss, has he never been married before?" Xu Qinglang frowned and asked, "Wait, I think I checked Zhou Ze's information, and it says he's unmarried. Could he be a virgin?"
"Probably not married." Bai Yingying replied.
"The doctor's eyebrows are not open, and her crotch is close together, so she should be a virgin." Xu Qinglang slapped his forehead and said, "Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. I understand. Two virgins, they actually played such a high-end game for the first time."
Bai Yingying remained silent beside her.
"What's wrong with you?" Xu Qinglang asked.
"I remember that when Madam and that scholar did it for the first time, the scholar seemed very skilled." Bai Yingying felt a little sad.
"The sour scholars in ancient times were all very cunning and loved to deceive you ladies. In fact, they were all shameless old drivers."
Xu Qinglang looked disillusioned with the world, "Fuck, the car is moving again."
Ten seconds, stop.
Ten seconds, move.
Ten seconds, stop.
Ten seconds, move.
Every time the car moved, the female corpse and Xu Qinglang changed their head tilting position. When the car moved again, they changed back.
By the end, both of them felt their necks were a little sore.
Finally, the rear door opened.
Zhou Ze and Dr. Lin got out of the car sweating profusely, and then they both sat in the front seats.
"Why can't I understand it?" Xu Qinglang shook his head.
"Me too." Bai Yingying also looked puzzled.
"Is Zhou Ze's rhythm different from that of ordinary people?" Xu Qinglang shook his head again.
"Maybe." Bai Yingying guessed.
finally,
The Maserati drove away.
The fun is over.
Xu Qinglang and Bai Yingying looked at each other.
They hummed to each other,
I despised him in my heart and called him a "Junk"!
Then they turned around and left.
One goes to the kitchen,
One goes to read a book.
… … …
“Hu…Hu…”
In the passenger seat, Zhou Ze kept breathing heavily, and the hair on his forehead was wet with sweat.
Doctor Lin was driving the car and there were beads of sweat on his body, which made him look even more charming.
"I'm sorry, it's my fault. I'm not attractive enough." Doctor Lin bit his lip and blamed himself, "I have no experience. I don't know anything about this. I made it so...unenjoyable for you."
Zhou Ze leaned back and shook his head.
"It's my fault. It must be my fault now."
Zhou Ze pulled out the tissue in front of him and wiped his wet hair.
"We are all doctors. We all understand this matter. There is indeed a problem on my part." Zhou Ze took a deep breath and exhaled heavily.
He wanted to go back right now.
Catch Xu Qinglang.
Hang him on a tree and whip him a hundred times! A hundred times!
Just now, when the whole army was preparing to attack,
Zhou Ze suddenly thought of what Xu Qinglang said to him.
You are using Xu Le's body.
So, did you cheat on Xu Le or did Xu Le cheat on you
Your body is Xu Le's, your DNA is Xu Le's, and your child is Xu Le's.
I don't usually feel anything.
At that time,
Zhou Ze even didn't know what was going on underneath him.
They all felt a little disgusting, as if they were holding someone else's thing.
Under this psychological pressure,
After trying many times,
Finally surpassed Dayu in achievements,
Passing by home many times without entering!
The door is a bit tight due to historical reasons.
But the hand that pushed the door was so soft!
No sincerity!
"Give me some time." Zhou Ze lit a cigarette, then thought about it and threw it out of the window.
It’s not that Zhou Ze thinks it’s impolite to smoke in a lady’s car, but he feels like he doesn’t have the qualifications to smoke after sex.
"I will wear stockings next time." Lin Wanqiu said seriously.
"That completely proves that it's my problem." Zhou Ze said with a wry smile, but looking at Dr. Lin with a solemn expression next to him, Zhou Ze's heart softened suddenly.
I even feel like I am nothing.
He more or less poured out some of the anger he had just been feeling on this woman.
"I'm sorry." Zhou Ze said in his heart.
No matter what kind of complicated hatred relationship there is between Xu Le and himself, at least this woman is innocent, and her feelings for him are also very pure.
He seemed very successful in his previous life, but half a year after his death, it seemed that she was the only one who remembered him.
"Just stop in front, go back and go to bed early at night." Zhou Ze said.
"You should also go to bed early." Lin Wanqiu stopped the car.
She drove away only after Zhou Ze got out of the car.
Zhou Ze had said before that their pace of life would remain the same as before.
There was no way to change it, even if Zhou Ze was willing to go back and face the bitter faces of his father-in-law, mother-in-law and sister-in-law.
But he couldn't sleep at night lying in the same bed with Dr. Lin.
Does that mean letting Dr. Lin sleep in the freezer with me
I won’t freeze to death, but what about Dr. Lin
Or maybe call Bai Yingying over and sleep together
Zhou Ze is not that cruel yet.
Eating and sleeping, the two most important things in life, are now restricted to me, and it is really difficult to let myself go.
The Confucian Temple has been closed for a long time. It is no longer the time when people gathered together to burn incense during the "door cleaning" ceremony.
Chinese people have always been so utilitarian when it comes to ghosts and gods. Of course, this seems to be an advantage.
Zhou Ze unpacked the cigarettes he had brought.
Although there were some minor incidents along the way, Zhou Ze still knew what he had to do.
No matter what, he couldn't just sit and wait for the little girl to finish her work and come back so that he could erase his temporary worker status. His own ending would depend on other people's mood.
Cigarettes were inserted side by side on the ground. Zhou Ze lit them one by one, then arranged the dumplings. After doing all this, Zhou Ze bowed and shouted to the person in front of him:
"I have brought some gifts to honor you. Please show yourself."
After saying this, he waited for a long time, but still no sound.
Zhou Ze took out another pack of cigarettes and was about to light one more when he discovered that the long row of cigarettes he had just lit suddenly went out collectively.
Looking up, Zhou Ze saw the dwarf old man sitting on the mound of earth in front of him, his pockets bulging and he was grinning from ear to ear with joy.
"Young man, you are being too attentive for no reason."
The old dwarf carried a gong on his back and his face was wrinkled.
"I do have something to ask you." Zhou Ze was very humble.
Since he can lead a parade near the Confucian Temple, he is definitely not a wandering ghost but should be someone within the system. Therefore, he should know a lot about ghost officials.
"Don't panic, let me calculate it." The old man pinched his fingers and looked at Zhou Ze meaningfully, thinking: "I have served in the Confucian Temple for sixty years, so I am considered to have some experience. I can definitely calculate what you want and desire in your heart."
After hearing this, Zhou Ze waited quietly by the side.
finally,
The old man slapped his thigh suddenly and said:
"Got it!"
"Please help me solve this doubt, senior." Zhou Ze asked respectfully.
How can I, a ghost messenger, remove the prefix of temporary worker
What should I do next
The old man laughed, as if to say, "I have seen through your heart."
It seems that everything is under control.
He stroked his beard leisurely and said, "I already know what you desire most.
Well, since you are so considerate this time, I will show you a way forward."
Zhou Ze waited seriously.
"Jiuzhitang concentrated Liuwei Dihuang Pills." said the old man.
“… …” Zhou Ze.
"Eh, that's not right? It shouldn't be like that. That thing is of good quality for three hundred years;
I ate it when I was young, and it worked."
At this moment,
Zhou Ze suddenly wanted to get rid of the complacent old man in front of him.
Strangle him to death.