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At daybreak, Lawyer An opened his eyes, sat up from the bed and stretched.
The little boy lay beside him, eyes closed;
Subconsciously, Lawyer An wanted to cover him with the quilt beside him. Summer was almost over, and the weather would turn cooler. Sleeping at night with only a little food in his stomach was really a bit too much.
But his hand holding the quilt stopped in mid-air.
I'm worried about a zombie catching a cold
After thinking about it,
I still covered him with the quilt.
Get up and go to the window.
Lawyer An's room was slightly renovated at his request. Nothing else changed. The only change was the original windowsill, which he requested was turned into a floor-to-ceiling window.
It's not a very big room, nor is the French window very big.
Lawyer An, wearing leopard print pajamas, squatted in front of the window.
Lighted a cigarette.
His hair was messy, and there was a hint of fatigue and listlessness in his eyes.
The feeling of sleeping,
Good.
At this time,
The little boy on the bed also sat up and began to put on his clothes silently.
Lawyer An heard the noise and looked back, watching the little boy quietly getting dressed without saying a word after he got up.
He suddenly felt like a bit of a beast
Shaking his head,
He reached out and tapped his forehead gently.
Take another deep puff of smoke,
Spray slowly from the tip of your nose.
"Are you worried about something?"
The little boy dressed neatly and walked to the French window.
He just arrived and hasn’t bought any clothes yet. What he’s wearing now is actually the clothes he bought from a street stall when he was working at a hospital in another province.
"I'll take you clothes shopping later."
Lawyer An spoke.
The little boy shook his head.
He didn't want this man to buy clothes for him, he always felt it was weird.
Sleep with him.
He also buys clothes for himself
"Otherwise, how can you go to school to see Lin Ke at night when you are dressed like a fool? Let me tell you, the girls in school nowadays are very urbane!"
Little Loli, you must be in primary school.
"good."
The little zombie said "OK" while shaking his head.
“Huh…”
Let out a breath,
Lawyer An scratched his messy hair.
"Are you worried about something?"
This is the second time the little boy asked.
Lawyer An still didn't answer, but stood up, tilted his body, and looked down.
On the road outside the bookstore, several hardworking cleaners were already at work cleaning the streets.
There is a large flow of people on South Street, so the workload of the cleaners is naturally heavy.
far away,
Under the street lights that have not yet completely turned off,
A man in black clothes is carrying a girl whose skin is as dark as the clothes on him.
Two people walked towards this side slowly.
There were two heavy snakeskin bags hanging around the man's waist.
It was Deadpool and the little black girl who stayed in the cemetery park outside for a night.
"Are they also from the store?"
The little boy asked.
“The woman came a few days earlier than you and likes to grow vegetables;
The man, the zombie below, who is neither a zombie nor a living person, arrived earlier than me."
"oh."
The little boy responded.
“There are more and more people in the bookstore.”
Lawyer An sighed.
“But you’re not happy.”
The little boy said.
“With more people, there are more thoughts.”
Lawyer An put the cigarette butt outside and shook off the ashes, then continued:
"For example, that little black girl, her situation is actually similar to yours.
You gave away your soul and blood, and she was poisoned. Look at her legs, she can't move, and she has to rely on someone to carry her when she walks."
"Um."
"It seems that her poison needs to be cured once a month, and it depends on the boss's fingernails. If the boss disappears for a month one day, she will die."
"Um."
“But the problem is…”
As they were talking,
Lawyer An suddenly turned his head and looked at the little boy beside him.
"Can you subdue her with this method?"
Here she is,
It can also refer to other people.
The little boy knew.
Including himself.
"She has a mother-in-law. When you get to know her more, you will find that she often talks about her mother-in-law. Her mother-in-law watched TV with her, taught her how to grow vegetables, and grew up with her.
Then,
She planted her mother-in-law.”
Lawyer An made a shovel-using motion.
The little boy listened quietly.
“In fact, we all know that using life as a means of threatening and controlling others is actually a very unreliable thing to do, because when pushed into a corner, people are likely to give up their lives.
Especially someone like her,
You never know when you might suddenly get an inspiration. Since you have already planted your mother-in-law, why not try planting yourself
When she was about to plant herself,
Can the poison in my legs be removed? Is there any point?"
The little boy continued to listen quietly.
“If all people were meek lambs, then dynasties throughout history would not have perished.”
at this time,
Deadpool has already walked to the door of the bookstore with the little black girl on his back.
He raised his head.
I saw Lawyer An standing by the second floor window smoking.
Smiled foolishly.
Lawyer An waved to him with a warm look on his face.
Then he turned his head and continued to look at the little boy and said:
"This fool,
I am still not sure whether he is really stupid or just pretending to be stupid. "
"Um?"
“In this world, people who can play dumb are smart people. A smarter person is one who can make you wonder whether he is really dumb or just pretending to be dumb.
He was a Japanese priest before he died. He swallowed his boss's ashes, and was caught by his boss and burned with gasoline. In the end, he was planted for unknown reasons, and it blossomed and bore fruit, and he grew into a man. "
Lawyer An threw the cigarette butt into the ashtray and lit another cigarette. He was a heavy smoker, especially when he got up in the morning, he had to smoke several cigarettes at once to satisfy his craving.
“So, he was planted, so, the little black girl has only been here for two days, but she is very familiar with him.
One knows how to farm, the other grows from geography.
Natural affinity, right? "
"Yeah." The little boy continued listening.
"But once, I saw him reading the Japanese version of the Bible, haha."
Lawyer An blew out a smoke ring.
“I didn’t tell anyone about this, but I kept it in my heart.
A guy who seems to be very stupid and can only say "hehehe" all the time,
After cleaning the bookstore and doing my cleaning work for the day,
Back in the room,
secretly reading a Japanese Bible,
you say,
Does he remember anything about his past life
Or to put it another way,
The boss said that he could sense Deadpool's closeness to him, a feeling of obedience similar to that of a father and son.
But the boss seems to have forgotten.
Throughout the ages,
It is not uncommon for people to kill their fathers and usurp the throne.
In ordinary families, it is not uncommon for fathers and sons to become enemies because of a little personal gain or other things.
The words 'father and son' are not actually very reliable."
"oh."
The little boy looked at Lawyer An and asked doubtfully:
"Why do you say that? I feel like there are no good people in the bookstore except for that female zombie like me."
"Yes, the female zombie is a good person." Lawyer An smiled, "She is wholeheartedly good to her boss, the kind of good she is devoted to. But after hearing the story of her previous life, that White Lady, the more I think about it, the more I think there is something wrong with it.
A little woman who was drowned in a pond in the Qing Dynasty became a wandering ghost. She built her own temple and even received an inscription from Zhang Jian, the top scholar in the late Qing Dynasty.
Before going to hell to seek new development,
He chose to entrust his physical body to his boss, who was only a temporary ghost messenger and whose own job was in danger.
Yingying is innocent and lovely.
But the White Lady,
I always felt that her purpose was not so pure. Besides, the Cold Clothes Festival seemed to be approaching, and I always felt that something might happen. "
“I see.”
"Yes, that's right. There are more and more people in the bookstore, but there are also more and more troubles.
The cook in the store, without saying a word, buried so many things in her mind. She cooked for everyone while making her own plans. She was going to heaven.
This is learning from the boss.
I want to seal something inside my body.
Fast and efficient. ”
Lawyer An picked up a bottle of mineral water next to him, gulped down several mouthfuls, put the bottle down, and continued:
“But the words ‘quick success’ and ‘high efficiency’ actually represent great hidden dangers.
Just like a car, if you drive too fast, it is easy to overturn yourself.
fine,
The boss went there last night, and since he hasn't called back, the problem must have been solved.
hehe,
He thought very complexly and designed very comprehensively;
But the idea is too simple and the design is too narrow.
Seal a part of the sea god in your body,
He hadn't considered it.
Does he have the ability to suppress himself and avoid being assimilated by the God of the Sea
The kind of great demon character who can struggle to rise in the waves,
Which one is easy to get along with
Oh shit,
Speaking of which,
I admire our boss more and more.
The one inside him,
That is, your ancestors..."
“… …” little boy.
"Boss,
He is the most powerful person I have ever seen who has something sealed inside him.
The only one who was not affected by that person,
But it can affect that person in turn.
Tsk,
Indeed, sometimes when you think others are stupid and feel proud of yourself, it is actually because you are too low-level and cannot understand others, so you are the stupid one. "
Lawyer An reached out and touched the little boy's head.
“People live together, but everyone actually has their own thoughts. The team is getting bigger, but it’s getting harder to lead.
The boss likes to lie on the sofa, read newspapers and drink cheap coffee.
These things,
It’s up to me to worry about and arrange things.
Yo,
The car is back.
Boss, they are back.
Okay, okay.
Get ready for breakfast, hehe."
Lawyer An was getting ready to change his clothes. Right now, he was very enthusiastic about his three meals a day.
"Hello."
The little boy suddenly called him.
Lawyer An just opened the door and looked back at the little boy with some confusion, "What's the matter?"
“When we were taking a shower yesterday, you let me go up alone.
I didn't go to the wrong door.
I did as you said.
Push the door open and go in."
Lawyer An nodded.
Give the little boy a meaningful smile,
Very seriously:
"Then I must have said it by mistake."