Zhou Ze turned his head and looked at the upper bunk next to him.
The girl was still holding her cell phone and still had earphones in her ears, as if she was watching some Korean drama.
She looks a bit like my sister-in-law.
Um,
These three points are all very beautiful.
It was dark before, and I had a preconceived feeling when I heard Minister Yang's students talking at the barbecue stall. I always felt that the lonely and cold person left in the dark dormitory door after pushing open the door must be my sister-in-law.
As a man,
I ran to the girls' dormitory late at night.
Lift the blanket.
I commented on the person's long legs in my mind.
This is a misunderstanding.
It was comparable to the time I was pepper-sprayed at noon.
Who knew that this girl only looked at Zhou Ze deliberately when Zhou Ze looked at her again.
No screaming,
No abuse,
There was no panic.
He didn't even frown.
It seems that her sister-in-law turned on the dormitory light, which affected her mood of watching the drama.
Turn sideways,
Turn inside.
But the quilt that Zhou Ze had opened earlier was not covered up.
This turn exposed the round and raised part and the long legs in front of Zhou Ze.
As if in deliberate protest,
It even shook a bit.
If it is a dark and windy night,
Boss Zhou probably couldn't help but pat it.
Let the sea become rough again.
But who asked my sister-in-law to stand at the door now? Although I and Dr. Lin seem to be distant and rarely contact each other, I always have to save face in front of the younger generation.
Especially since the calm person on the bed is my junior classmate and roommate.
Fortunately,
My sister-in-law was standing at the door and couldn't see the spring scene on the bunk.
Zhou Ze came over and said seriously:
"I was passing by and came to see you. Your roommate said you went to take a shower."
"Heh..."
A faint sound came from the bunk.
I don’t know whether that person was targeting me on purpose or was just smiling knowingly while watching the drama.
"Oh, then shall we go downstairs for a walk?"
"good."
The two of them walked out of the dormitory together. The sister-in-law's hair was wet. She wanted to go back to the dormitory to get a hair dryer and go to the water room to blow dry her hair. The dormitory had power limits, and using high-power electrical appliances would trip the circuit breaker.
"Isn't it cold?"
Boss Zhou felt that he had talked too much nonsense tonight.
The sister-in-law didn't care about this. Instead, she smiled and turned her head to look at Zhou Ze carefully, and said:
"To be honest, I'm not used to you coming out to see me all of a sudden."
For a long time in the past,
In the eyes of the "naughty and barbaric" sister-in-law,
My brother-in-law,
He is a big coward.
No ability, no vision, no courage, no temper,
Apart from good looks, there is really nothing good about him.
Later, probably about a year ago, my brother-in-law suddenly seemed like a different person. He was very rude to my parents at home and then moved to the bookstore.
I haven't been back since then.
After several contacts afterwards, this brother-in-law always gave me the illusion that he had become a different person.
This person,
Can it still change
“Is the study stressful?”
Zhou Ze took a deep breath.
Another piece of nonsense.
The sister-in-law shrugged, "Did my sister say something to you?"
Zhou Ze nodded.
"I'm fine now, I'm very happy, really. It was only half a year ago that I had nightmares all the time, which were very tormenting. Now I basically don't have them anymore."
"Oh, that's good."
“Puff…”
My sister-in-law laughed out loud.
"Hey, are you sure you want to keep acting like an elder?"
Zhou Ze also smiled, feeling a little embarrassed.
"By the way, are you and my sister done?"
"That's about right."
"Then you are no longer my brother-in-law?"
"That's about right."
"Then why did you come here to see me tonight?" The sister-in-law looked alert, took a step back in an exaggerated manner, put her hands behind her, and said, "You are not thinking about your butt, are you?"
This is truly an era of openness.
In fact, many male compatriots have similar experiences. They deliberately tell some dirty jokes in front of girls, hoping that the girls in front of them will shyly lower their heads and "spit" at them, and then scold them for being "improper".
But many times, girls don't bow their heads in shame as you want, but instead respond with a more vulgar and pornographic joke.
In the end, you feel embarrassed, and as a man, you lower your head in shame.
"It looks like you're fine."
Zhou Ze said.
"Stinky Xule, stinky Xule, you always thought I was sick, didn't you?"
The sister-in-law rushed over and kicked Zhou Ze, but of course, not hard.
In fact, there is one thing that my sister-in-law has never said, that is, since that night, she has been having nightmares. A demon who looks very similar to Xu Le appears repeatedly in her nightmares.
He is chasing himself, he is eating himself,
Every time I fall asleep, I have a dream like this.
He was on the run every day, which almost made his spirit weak and collapsed.
Fortunately, this symptom disappeared over time, but I still dreamed about my brother-in-law, but he was slower in pursuing me.
Slowly,
I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been persecuted for so long that I’ve become numb, or if the psychological problems I had during that period have passed.
The dream slowly began to change.
My brother-in-law eats me.
The scene slowly turned into "eating" oneself,
She was so embarrassed that for a while she woke up every morning and looked at her wet bedding and felt mortified.
This was also the reason why she didn't dare to go to the bookstore to find Zhou Ze later, even though she knew that Zhou Ze opened a bookstore on South Street, she passed by there several times when she went to buy things but never went in.
Subconsciously, she felt that her mentality and thoughts were abnormal.
This is my brother-in-law. Even if they are divorced, he still belongs to my sister.
Boss Zhou didn't know that he had been ravaged by the girl next to him in his dreams many times. Seeing his sister-in-law speaking cheerfully, he felt that the guilt in his heart had dissipated a lot.
Prestigious universities, diplomas, and future prospects,
Seemingly important.
But compared with physical and mental health, it is nothing.
Most importantly,
This girl is not short of money.
Who knows, in the near future, my father-in-law and mother-in-law might repeat the story of a live-in son-in-law on my sister-in-law.
"By the way, in school, you should play when you should play and go to class when you should go to class. Don't participate in club activities or student unions."
"Don't mention it. Just now, there was a minister or something in the student union who asked my roommate to call me and ask me to go. I would be crazy to go."
My sister-in-law rolled her eyes.
Obviously,
This is her personality. She will be unhappy with people she dislikes.
"Um."
Zhou Ze did not mention that Minister Yang had just been beaten up by him.
I always think it's meaningless to say this.
It's like a little brat running over to another little brat to take credit.
"By the way, how is your bookstore business?"
"At a loss."
"Oh, it's not easy to lose money for so long. Did my sister give you money again?"
Zhou Ze originally wanted to say "No, absolutely not".
But when I think of the "Common People's Pharmacy" next to my bookstore,
I can only keep silent.
It's considered as default.
"Hey, has my sister been very kind to you?"
"Um."
That's very kind of you.
Even if I die,
Still thinking about me,
You made me miss you to death, and you made me miss you again.
When I think of this,
Zhou Ze suddenly wanted to laugh. Although he tried to hold it back, the corners of his mouth still twitched, which was noticed by his sister-in-law.
My sister-in-law was stunned for a moment.
I immediately held my stomach and laughed:
"Damn, you're really getting cocky. I've never seen someone as shameless and shameless as you who's such a freeloader.
It’s so real that it makes you look cute.”
“… …” Zhou Ze.
"Would you like some milk tea?"
"drink."
The two of them walked to the milk tea shop in front, which was located on the campus and was staffed by students.
"I want taro flavor.
Xu Le, what about you? "
“Matcha.”
The milk tea was ready quickly. Each person had a cup of milk tea and walked with it in their hands, like a couple on campus.
"By the way, Xu Le, my dad is in the hospital."
The sister-in-law spoke.
"What's wrong?"
The sister-in-law pointed to her chest and said, "Heart disease." Then she added, "I got mad at you and my sister."
"Your sister never told me."
"Um."
"Then I'll just pretend I don't know."
"Um."
"Okay, I'm leaving. Thank you for the milk tea."
"Okay, I'll go too. There's an English speech contest in a few days, and that sophomore girl keeps asking me to help her revise her manuscript. It's so annoying.
She obviously has a boyfriend who is an overseas student, but she doesn’t go to her boyfriend to write.”
"That senior, is her last name Xu?"
"Yes, you know him."
"You hate her?"
"Yes, she would come to the dormitory and block the door. It's hard to refuse her. I really hope she disappears immediately."
“Bang!”
Zhou Ze snapped his fingers.
"Okay, she disappeared."
"puff!"
My sister-in-law almost spit out her milk tea.
He laughed and scolded:
"Xu Le, do you think you are a devil? You can make people disappear just like that!"
Zhou Ze nodded and said, "I am a ghost messenger. I am responsible for taking away people's souls. This is my job."
"Alright, alright, the more you talk, the more nonsense you become."
"Did Chen Ya steal your soul?"
The sister-in-law suddenly moved closer to Zhou Ze, almost face to face with him.
"Humph, let me tell you, as long as you and my sister are not divorced, you are my sister's man, at least in name and in law.
Don't think I didn't see it.
When I came in, I saw you standing next to the bed.
The two eyes are staring at people! "
Oh,
She discovered it.
“However, since it looks like you and my sister are going to get divorced anytime soon, it’s only natural to have this thought.
or,
Should I give you her WeChat ID? "
The sister-in-law suddenly asked seriously.
Zhou Ze smiled and said:
"Okay, you know how strong your sister is. I don't even feel like a man in front of her. I have no sense of existence and no dignity at all..."
While talking,
My sister-in-law suddenly took a step sideways.
Shouted behind Zhou Ze:
"sister!"
“… …” Zhou Ze.