On the small table in the box,
A ghost with half a head missing was drinking and eating,
Zhou Ze sat on the left, Lawyer An sat on the right, and everyone else in the bookstore also gathered in the box, even Hou Za came over to see the curio.
Even though half of his face was missing, he was still eating and drinking as usual, seemingly unaffected by it.
"Old An."
"Um, boss?"
"Tell me, if I send this guy to hell, will it count towards my full GPA or half of it?"
"I don't know either, but they may return the goods, saying they are defective and do not meet the acceptance standards."
"Isn't the underworld very lazy?"
“When it comes to matters that concern their own interests, they are not lazy.”
"Is it so real?"
The real "remnant soul" ate and drank well, behaved very calmly, and even took out a stack of ghost money and placed it on the table.
He is extremely tactful and extremely sensible.
Boss Zhou thought it would be great if all the ghosts he encountered in the future were like the one in front of him;
Go on the road in an orderly manner, show filial respect obediently, go back and forth between life and death, over and over again,
He is fine, and so am I.
"Can we go now?"
The remnant soul asked.
"Don't worry, let me ask you something." Lawyer An knocked on the table and asked, "How did you become like this?"
"I, I don't know either."
"Then how did you die?"
"I was drinking with a client, I drank too much, and I died."
"Alcohol poisoning?" Zhou Ze asked.
"I'm not sure, maybe. Anyway, I just drank too much and woke up like this."
"Where did you go before you died? Was there any place you felt uncomfortable?" Zhou Ze asked.
"I've been to a lot of places, drinking, eating and singing, changing places every day."
Zhou Ze was helpless. It seemed that he really couldn't get anything out of him. Also, he didn't know why this guy didn't go crazy after his soul was cut into pieces
"Lao Zhang, write down his name, along with the information of the three rabies patients. Check their recent spending records and see if there is anything in common."
"Okay, boss."
After Lao Zhang asked the remnant soul for his name and address, Zhou Ze opened the gate of hell and sent this guy into hell.
Then,
He immediately took out his ghost officer certificate.
The performance points above didn’t increase at all!
question,
It’s a bit serious.
This was a small episode tonight, but after this episode, Boss Zhou was indeed a little depressed.
The last time this happened was when Black Girl opened a plantation in Tongcheng, which resulted in the bookstore having little business for a long time.
actually,
For Mr. Zhou,
You can talk about anything, and don't be nervous about anything.
But when it comes to matters related to one's own business, it's like a reverse scale, and one will get angry with anyone who touches it!
Lawyer An sat opposite Zhou Ze, holding his super cup of coffee, smiled and said, "It seems that we have to hurry up and figure out a clue about this matter, otherwise that guy will cut it today and tomorrow;
When you are in a good mood, cut one knife; when you are in a bad mood, cut one knife;
It doesn’t matter in hell, there are many ghosts there, so a few of them won’t matter, but our lives will be hard.”
"Let's wait for Lao Zhang's investigation results." Zhou Ze said, looking at Lawyer An, "I remember you told me that you could find a way to help me make up the remaining GPA in one go. Why haven't you done anything?"
Boss Zhou is actually just one step away from being promoted to captain of the fishing boat. If he continues to sit here and wait for the fish to come to him every day, it may take a very long time.
"This is really not difficult. Just find a few haunted places or places where ghosts gather."
As he spoke, Lawyer An pointed to the little boy sitting over there doing his homework:
"For example, the cave he dug last time, if we do a big one like this, it will be done, but there is no rush now, I have connections down there..."
When talking about the relationship below, Lawyer An and Zhou Ze both laughed.
When ordinary people show off, they always say that they have connections, but for them, it's the other way around.
"I have connections, and maybe in a while, a judge from hell will gather some outstanding ghost messengers from the mortal world for training or trials.
This opportunity cannot be missed.”
"What good can it do?"
“In fact, even if I can’t get any benefits, it will be worth it if I can broaden my horizons and gain some insights. Besides, I have confidence in you, boss. You will definitely gain something valuable.
Think about it, how can a judge have the nerve to let everyone go home empty-handed from a training session? "
"Is it in hell?"
"I guess so."
"And go to hell."
"Just a little tired, that's all."
"What is his purpose in doing this?"
"Well, when a building is about to collapse, there will always be people who can't help but stand up and want to do something. For example, try to see if they can use human power to put the building back up?"
"You don't think highly of him?"
"Because the place to participate in this training also needs favors and connections to buy, I have already made the contact for you, boss."
"Oh, I see."
root,
It sucks.
Even if they want to organize a training and do something similar to the Whampoa Military Academy, judging from the people who are selected, they are all people with connections sent by various factions. This is a bullshit.
"People with dreams are always worthy of our respect. I respected this guy very much when I was an inspector."
Lawyer An added.
Zhou Ze nodded. "So, in order to be able to attend that training, I can't be promoted to captain for the time being?"
"Well, but the current matter still needs to be resolved as soon as possible, otherwise I will not be able to rest in peace."
Lawyer An took a deep breath, then took a few sips of coffee, with an intoxicated look on his face, and continued:
"In fact, everything is developing in a better direction. After you finish your training, boss, we will immediately give you a push and let you be the head of the police force, and officially let the five ghost messengers be associated with you.
We have established a small government office. After this, we will all move up together. Before the storm comes, I will let you, the boss, become an inspector, and let two or three of them become constables.
I guess the ability to protect oneself should be enough."
"Is this all you want?" Zhou Ze asked with a deep look.
"You have to eat your food step by step, you have to avenge yourself bit by bit, and you have to pressure people bit by bit.
I am not in a hurry, I can wait. "
Lawyer An stretched himself.
Turn sideways,
I looked at all the people in the bookstore.
There is a sense of anticipation and satisfaction that the fields you have planted will soon bear a bountiful harvest.
Even if he was just a military strategist, he would enjoy it.
"Oh, by the way, regarding the training, the judge will select some people himself. Plus, we are very famous recently, so you may be selected directly, and my position in charge may be vacant. Then you can choose one of your subordinates in the library to take with you."
"Bring the little Loli?"
If there are benefits that the leader cannot use and can give to his subordinates, the leader will generally choose those who are close to him, and then those who are capable among his close relatives.
"No, take Lao Zhang with you."
Lawyer An spoke.
"Old Zhang?"
Zhou Ze was a little surprised.
Logically speaking, Lawyer An has always looked down on Lao Zhang, always feeling that this investment was a loss.
"Boss, you rely on your own strength to gain prominence, but Lao Zhang is likely to have a similar temperament to that judge."
Lawyer An crossed his arms and continued:
“Boss, you can guarantee the minimum results that our bookstore can achieve in this training, but Lao Zhang can just take a chance on his luck. He doesn’t need to know anything, just act naturally.
after all,
Those who are willing to stand up and do something at this moment and fight against this trend are more or less a bit silly and naive, which is very similar to Lao Zhang’s personality. ”
Zhou Ze remained silent, which was considered as his agreement. Lawyer An was indeed more suitable than himself for these secret planning activities.
It is no wonder that in reality, many people who have retired due to problems in their positions are welcomed by many companies to work for them, because such people can see more clearly the intricate network of relationships and are more familiar with the rules of the game in the circle.
"Now that you mention it, I would like to meet the judge."
"Haha, yeah, this is normal. People always like and admire heroes because heroes do things that most people dare not do.
But apart from children, few adults would say that they want to be heroes anymore, because being a hero means sacrifice.
What a pity.
He could not be Zhang Juzheng of the underworld.
and,
Even Zhang Juzheng only helped extend the life of the Ming Dynasty for a few decades."
Lawyer An sighed a little, he was actually an inspector with some passion and sense of responsibility in the beginning, otherwise he would not have been involved in that kind of thing, and in the end he was stripped of his official title and demoted to his current state.
"Too pessimistic." Zhou Ze said.
"Why are you so pessimistic? To be honest, I was also passionate back then, hahahaha..."
Lawyer An smiled and took a few gulps of expired instant coffee.
Coffee goes down your throat like wine!
"I don't want to take a shower anymore, you should go to bed early too." Zhou Ze stood up.
"I waited for my child to finish his homework before I rested. Damn it! The teachers in schools nowadays are really different from when we were young. Parents are still responsible for checking and marking homework."
Zhou Ze went to take a shower.
Lawyer An continued to sit on the sofa and drink coffee.
actually,
There was something he didn't tell Zhou Ze.
Maybe it’s because I’ve had good sleep these days.
He was dreaming.
In the dream,
He has a feather fan and a scarf.
Surrounded by the crowd, he returned to hell in glory. All his colleagues who had taken advantage of his misfortune in the past knelt down at his feet and licked his boots.
He saw a mountain-moving ape,
I also saw the newly renovated Taishan Palace.
However,
The man sitting in the hall,
But it wasn't Zhou Ze.
When I think of this,
Lawyer An burped.
Turn sideways,
Look at the Taoist priest who is sitting at the bar and cutting the little monkey's nails.
hehe…