Lu Pingzhi forced himself to open his eyes again, and his face, like the old elm bark, was even more wrinkled at this moment. An ordinary person who was as old as him would have died long ago, but he was still standing strong.
Slowly, he said:
"The Taishan Mountain has collapsed, and the underworld sea has dried up."
The implication is,
You took the sword of the previous dynasty,
Behead today's officials
This may seem very intimidating, but it is not genuine.
The master of the Nether Sea has almost become a legend.
The lineage of the Lord of Mount Tai died out long ago, and the last generation of the Lord disappeared a thousand years ago.
A big name is a big name,
But that is all in the past.
"What's up?"
Lawyer An rubbed his wrist and smiled directly:
"No matter what, it's much better than a thing like you who is barely surviving, right? I guess you are huddled here, relying on those soul fragments to keep alive every day, right?"
Lu Ping nodded straightly, did not deny it, and admitted it openly.
He acknowledged his weakness and his predicament without blushing or becoming hysterical.
and,
Asked:
"how?"
This is a rhetorical question, meaning, what are you going to do to me
He was very arrogant and presumptuous, as if he didn't take the two people in front of him seriously at all.
If you don't look at Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva behind the pearl curtain,
So,
The Ten Kings of Hell are almost the apparent power center of the entire underworld.
Lu Pingzhi, who had worked there before, did have the confidence to say "how".
"Then there is nothing I can do. Sorry, the boss next to me hates evil the most. He does nothing else all day long but thinks about serving the country and the people and keeping the area safe.
You,
I can only send you on your way."
Lawyer An shrugged. In fact, from the moment he first called out those official titles, it meant that today's matter would not end well.
First, this old guy is hiding in Tongcheng despite his poor luck. If he continues to devour residual souls like this, the performance of the entire Tongcheng ghost catcher will be affected.
The second reason is that he not only targeted the dead souls, but also the living people.
Of course, there is a third reason. Lawyer An noticed that the old man's "elegant" behavior with the beauty bowl just now disgusted his boss.
"hehe."
Lu Pingzhi smiled disdainfully.
"I wanted to talk about this. I made puppets to help me pick and collect, but they are too slow. I wanted to let you two do it for me, but you are so ignorant."
“Tsk tsk.”
Lawyer An shook his head.
"Are you really addicted to pretending to be powerful?"
It is true that many ghost officials in the world of the living have joined various forces in the underworld, but everyone knows that they have to sell themselves for a good price.
"You are just a minor official, and you also want to subjugate us?"
"If I can't do it alone, then take the entire Ninth Palace with me."
Lu Ping opened his mouth straightly.
In an instant,
Spots of light were spat out from his mouth.
The originally empty and dilapidated house suddenly felt filled.
The ghost officials from the underworld, dressed in simple clothes and wearing silk scarves on their heads, stood around. They had dull looks and their eyes closed, as if they were sleeping, like snakes hibernating.
At this time,
Even Lawyer An's eyelids twitched.
This is a scene.
It's a bit scary.
Oh shit,
Didn't you commit a crime and sneak here to escape death
What the hell is this
The welfare in hell is too bad. Are all civil servants going into business as usual
"If my portion is not enough, will it be enough if I add them?"
It's like a buyer and a seller are bargaining.
Lawyer An approached an official and waved his hand. The other party was a soul, so he could not touch him, but the faint official authority could not be faked.
These things were all real, but for some reason, they were so weak that they all fell into a deep sleep.
"What the hell happened?"
Lawyer An frowned. He had always been in contact with hell, but the scene before him made him feel that he actually knew too little.
In other words, some things were not that the hell forces in contact with him deliberately did not tell him, but that they themselves did not know.
"A person has three souls and seven spirits. We need to replenish one of the spirits. How can we do it without letting the underworld know? I think you are more proficient in collecting it than me.
Help me, help us,
Later,
Wait for everyone here to wake up,
Together we
I wish you a bright future!
The ghost messenger in the world of the living,
Don't do it.
The Ninth Hall of the Underworld,
I will guarantee you two the same identity in the underworld!"
The underworld is actually not as good as the inspector, let alone the judge.
But that is the Ninth Palace, one of the Ten Palaces of Hell. Being a hell there means that one's power is equivalent to that of an office director of an important department in the capital. The hidden power and status are self-evident.
Lawyer An took a deep breath.
He vomited heavily again.
Oh shit,
I have to say,
He was moved!
If I could return with an identity in the underworld,
Although it is not as glorious as in my dreams, it is like having a big tree to protect me. Even though it is not as glorious and free as when I was an inspector, no one dares to provoke me.
and,
The old man directly laid out the scene, and the momentum of the premise was laid.
It is equivalent to taking negotiation skills to the extreme.
but,
but,
but,
What happened to the Ninth Palace
There is a golden and shining thigh next to me!
Lawyer An looked at Zhou Ze who was standing beside him.
Oh,
wrong,
Why are there lights in the boss' eyes
Fuck,
No way!
really,
Boss Zhou was tempted.
When the shadows of these officials appeared,
He started to get excited.
But it's not because of the promise of a future,
It's not for a quick rise to fame,
This excitement,
From deep within myself.
Zhou Ze gritted his teeth.
Force yourself to control your emotions.
He knows,
After seeing these soul shadows,
The one inside of me,
I'm hungry!
But it was impossible for Boss Zhou to release Ying Gou to let him have a feast at this time.
Such a large amount,
If Ying Gou swallows it all,
Then it's game over for me.
For Zhou Ze, a hungry and weak Ying Gou is the best Ying Gou.
Boss Zhou has even sent messages to three ghost messengers from other places, asking them to investigate the matter of the Buddhist relics in Xuzhou, and if possible, steal the relics.
In this way, in the future, Ying Gou would swallow a little and recover a little, and then he would just bite the bullet and get in front of the relic to get exploded.
Adjust the balance manually.
Lawyer An misunderstood and thought that his boss was moved. What's the point of me playing a game if you're moved
He immediately shouted:
"Do you think I have never seen the world
Make you promise
Make you promise
You guys don't want to stay in the Ninth Palace.
What are you doing here like a group of stray dogs
Something must have happened in the underworld, don't even think about using us as a tool!"
Lu Ping smacked his lips.
He looked at Zhou Ze who was still trying to control his excitement with some regret.
There's obviously a fool here who's moved.
Who knows there is someone who understands.
well,
There's no way to fool you.
Of course, if Lu Pingzhi knew why Boss Zhou was so excited, he probably wouldn't feel so regretful.
"If we don't agree, there's no point in talking. In that case, please send the guest away."
Lu Pingzhi raised his dry hand.
For a time,
All the shadows of officials around him flew back into his body. At the same time, a faint blue light covered it like a tortoise shell.
The woman walked out of the light curtain,
He bowed and said:
"You two, please."
"hey-hey."
Lawyer An suddenly thought that this old man was very interesting.
At the moment,
Lawyer An's bony hand reached out.
The woman was directly grabbed into Lawyer An's arms.
It feels good, better than silicone. This woman must have used special materials.
"If you like it, take it and play with it."
The old man said.
"I'll play with your mother!"
Lawyer An's bony hands directly rubbed the woman's neck. The woman's skin cracked and then began to wrinkle. The whole person was like a flower, withering at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Is this human skin
No,
This is pig skin!
I am made of pig skin. I thought human skin was so smooth just now.
Lawyer An's bony hand didn't stop and grabbed directly at the light curtain in front of him!
“Buzz!”
The light curtain began to tremble.
But Lawyer An's bony hands could not advance an inch.
The old man lowered his eyelids, with a disdainful smile on his lips.
You can’t break his shell!
Lawyer An subconsciously turned back to look at his boss.
boss,
Are you still dreaming
Zhou Ze indeed stood there motionless.
It's like watching a play.
This guy named Lu Pingzhi didn't say he would leave here, nor did he say he would stop. Of course, it was impossible for him to stop, otherwise he would not be able to survive.
Therefore,
His existence,
It is naturally opposed to Zhou Ze's position.
It is impossible for Boss Zhou to keep a guy in Tongcheng who would endanger living people and also endanger his own business performance points.
Take action.
is required,
Just like before a gang fight,
First talk about the truth, then talk about the relationship, the black and white sides, the umbrellas and so on, bring them out for a walk together.
If all else fails,
Then send your men to chop it down!
However,
Zhou Ze still didn't move.
Keep standing.
No matter how Lawyer An signaled with his eyes,
Zhou Ze seemed to have noticed nothing at all.
“Let me… out…”
"Don't even think about it!"
“Let me… out…”
"dream!"
“I want to… come out…”
"No way!"
“Talk… talk…”
"No."
Boss Zhou would never do such a thing as letting a tiger return to the mountains.
In this matter,
He has been sober all the time.
"I need to… … "
"You beg me? You beg me? Come on, please beg me.
You act cute and coquettish,
Maybe I will suddenly soften my heart and release the seal to let you out for dinner?"
there,
Silence.
But soon,
"Master... I will tell you how to use the Ghost Messenger Certificate..."
"What is the use?"
Zhou Ze asked.
"You... beg... me... ah..."
“… …” Zhou Ze.