Cuihua was cursing there.
This is quite down-to-earth.
All kinds of dirty talk kept popping up;
If you go into someone's vegetable garden and step on it in the countryside, they will definitely scold you like this.
In fact, it doesn’t really matter how much the loss is. The key is the tendency to waste things, which is the most infuriating.
The ghost messenger present,
Even though they are all very docile now, they are still considered "the emperor is far away" in the local area. It is natural for them to be angry when they are scolded by a strange girl like her grandson.
But the inspectors standing in the front,
But they all calmed down and concentrated,
It was as if he didn't hear it at all.
Transcendent,
Spit in the face and dry it,
I don't know.
I thought that the grassroots officials in the underworld were really willing to serve as servants to the children.
Zhou Ze turned slightly sideways.
Cuihua has a piece of land here, where she grows vegetables and pickles sauerkraut.
It can only be considered a coincidence.
However, I'd better not let that girl see me at this time.
Otherwise, with that girl's IQ,
I guess I'll just shout out:
"Fuck my asshole, why are you here!"
Fortunately,
There are many people here.
Cuihua cursed even more vigorously.
But he didn't notice Zhou Ze among the crowd.
"I'm so unlucky to have run into a bunch of you!"
My mouth is dry,
I was out of breath,
I am a little tired of scolding,
Cuihua walked away leisurely, carrying the basket.
She still had to go back and make pickled cabbage noodles for the Fourth Master.
Can't stay here too long.
What if the Fourth Master is hungry
That would be a huge sin.
After Cuihua walked away,
Zhou Ze saw the shoulders of the inspectors standing at the front relax collectively.
The look of a long sigh of relief.
It seems that
Lawyer An is right.
Inspection and patrol,
Not all are the same.
As a man who could trick Lawyer An—Feng Si,
Apparently he was doing very well in hell.
Even his personal maid,
They can even point their fingers at a bunch of inspectors and curse them!
About half an hour later,
The inspectors at the front suddenly knelt down collectively.
Hold your hands up.
Respectfully said:
"Greetings, sir!"
The three hundred ghost officials present were immediately stunned.
Then they all knelt down on one knee.
The real master,
The big man who organized this training,
Finally appeared.
Zhou Ze also knelt down, but he still raised his head and looked forward secretly.
I didn't see anyone.
then,
Look upward,
In the air,
There was a middle-aged man wearing a yellow official uniform and a square crown on his head.
Holding a pen in one hand,
Holding a book in one hand,
Slowly walked down from the sky.
With every step he took,
It seemed as if they were stepping on the hearts of the people below.
Very light,
But very powerful,
Maybe it was the pressure he brought upon himself.
It may also be the shadow brought by the title of "Judge".
In conclusion,
The people below,
The ghost messengers who were trying to secretly look up,
Everyone had to bow their heads.
It's like someone is pressing his hand on my head.
Just press down hard.
Lao Zhang couldn't hold on any longer, he lowered his head, turned his head, and looked at the boss beside him.
I found that the boss had already lowered his head to study the cabbage, a specialty of hell, on the ground.
“… …” Lao Zhang.
The pen and the book collide,
There was a bell ringing.
For a time,
Everyone just felt that their hearts were empty.
It's as if all the dust has been removed.
Zhou Ze licked his lips, thinking that if this judge went to the human world and started a project like Qianbao or Super Project 101,
It will definitely be very successful.
"Get up."
Lu Pan spoke.
Everyone got up slowly, and everyone moved very slowly.
Zhou Ze was the last one to stand up because he found that the cabbages on the ground seemed to be infested by insects.
Are there pests in hell
“Today, I called you here for only one thing;
I need people.
I need my people.
I need good people.
I will promise you high positions and generous salaries,
I will give you a chance to ascend to heaven.
What you have to do today,
Right in front of me,
Show your excellence! "
Very straightforward, very direct, and completely to the point.
Zhou Ze originally thought that Lu Pan wanted to review the achievements of Hell's development over the past five years with everyone.
Let's look forward to the beautiful blueprint of hell's future.
Bring out Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and the Ten Kings of Hell, oh no, the Ten Kings of Hell together, sing their praises, and then get down to business.
Unexpectedly,
He is a very straightforward person.
The general meaning is,
I have money,
I want to recruit soldiers!
and,
When this Lu Pan spoke, there seemed to be a special rhythm, which seemed to be able to affect people's emotions. In short, Zhou Ze found that Lao Zhang beside him was a little out of breath.
Tsk tsk,
Why didn't I have any influence
It seems that I have let it go.
Fame, wealth and honor,
Dust and soil.
Sprinkle some water,
Not worth mentioning.
Several inspectors stood behind Lu Pan, five inspectors in total, all dressed in uniform, all wearing ancient windbreaker style, but in different colors.
This made Zhou Ze doubt the aesthetic taste of Lu Pan.
The people under him are all colorful.
What about cosplaying The Powerpuff Girls
“In front of this is a famous ancient monument in hell;
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva once came here to pay his respects.
The Ten Kings of Hell have all entered it.
On inspection,
It seems that no one has not been here.
then,
This place is full of restrictions.
But the most terrifying restrictions had long been broken by our ancestors.
Most of the treasures contained in it were taken away by previous generations.
But there are still many hidden secrets here.
There are many lost treasures.
certainly,
There are many unexpected dangers.
today,
I open the gates to you into this ancient site,
I'll give you seven days.
Seven days later,
I'll open the door again!
You are in front of me,
Show what you have gained.
It can be perception,
It can also be a treasure.
Or maybe some other opportunity.
in addition,
A reminder,
The eyes of the underworld are indeed everywhere.
But here,
But it is one of the few places in the underworld that cannot be seen! "
Hearing this, Zhou Ze's eyes suddenly focused.
Moreover, many ghost officials' expressions suddenly changed.
The subtext of this sentence is,
Inside,
The ghosts can fight and kill each other.
And there is no need to worry about being held accountable later!
How cruel.
Zhou Ze sighed in his heart,
Take three hundred ghost messengers to sift through the sands.
All he needed to rebuild the Ninth Palace was a group of backbones.
so,
He really doesn't mind how many ghost officials die because of this.
In fact, ghost messengers are indeed consumables for the top leaders of the underworld, a bit like the puppet army back then.
Lu Pan's behavior was really straightforward.
After finishing the content of the trial,
Turn around directly.
With both hands spread out,
All I heard was a loud bang.
The palace gate in front of us,
At this moment, it was slowly pushed open.
But it couldn't open fully.
Only a small opening about two meters long was opened.
"Come in."
Judge Lu urged.
"Go in!"
Five inspectors were on the left and right.
Like a shepherd who herds sheep for a rich landlord.
A group of ghosts,
Standing in line,
Like returning to the sheepfold,
Walk in obediently.
Meow…
Zhou Ze reached out and pulled Lao Zhang, motioning Lao Zhang to follow him closely.
It's likely to be a mess inside.
According to the judge's previous introduction,
This palace must have been the residence of an important person.
Then the great fell,
Later big shots would come here to try their luck.
Unlock the ban,
Move away everything that can be moved.
Big guys grab big fish.
The little people snatch the little fish,
I have three hundred ghost messengers on my side.
The purpose of going in is to look for plankton.
After entering the door,
The view in front of me suddenly became clear!
Eye-catching,
It is a desolate square.
Some are broken, some are old,
But you can still imagine the majestic sense of oppression.
It's hard to imagine.
How grand was it when this place was at its peak in the past
There were a dozen very confident ghost colleagues who rushed directly to the deeper part, as if they were afraid that if they were a step late, the good stuff would be grabbed by others first.
He is really full of confidence.
But most of the ghost messengers walked slowly inside together.
Just entered a strange place,
Everyone is still very cautious and fearful.
Some ghost messengers who seemed to have known each other before had gathered together silently, planning to split into groups to advance and retreat together and help each other.
Zhou Ze sat down directly on the steps after entering the door.
Old Zhang sat next to Zhou Ze.
The two of them looked like lazy tourists visiting the Forbidden City.
I felt that the emperor's house was really huge.
How much property tax do I have to pay
"Together?"
A woman in a white dress walked up to Zhou Ze and invited him.
A man's name is like a tree's shadow.
Tongcheng Ghost Messenger is very famous, so naturally there are people willing to join the team.
There were two male ghost messengers standing next to this woman, and they both looked quite impressive.
I felt that I was not a good match for him and was too embarrassed to come to Zhou Ze to form a team.
Boss Zhou waved his hand.
road:
"You don't deserve it."
"… … "woman.
They left without getting angry or saying anything harsh.
This made Zhou Ze feel a little boring.
I usually keep a low profile, but there are always blind people who come to trouble me. Now I am so high-profile that I want to beat up twenty-five-eight thousand people.
Instead, no one dared to say anything.
Right next to the pool in the middle of the steps in front of Zhou Ze,
There stood two ghost messengers.
They seemed to be snooping inside.
The pool is very shallow and is closest to the main entrance.
Logically speaking,
There shouldn't be anything good here.
After all, our predecessors had already searched this place over and over again.
But these two seem to be planning to do the opposite.
I think I understand the truth that the darkest place is under the lamp.
One of the ghosts jumped down directly.
I want to explore in the mud.
Who knew that at this moment,
"Bang!"
A giant python with festering flesh suddenly poked its head out.
He bit the ghost's head to pieces.
And in an instant, the ghost messenger's soul was torn into pieces.
For a time,
More than one hundred ghost messengers who had not yet left the area,
Everyone looked at this giant python!
No one expected it.
Danger,
It was so close to the entrance door.
So close!
Perhaps the big shots in the past were too lazy to deal with the python, so they just kept it. Or maybe the python moved recently and came here.
After the giant python swallowed the ghost of a ghost messenger, its only remaining snake eye seemed to scan the surroundings.
No more active attacks.
It even ignored the ghost messenger who was closest to it but didn't come down.
Instead, it shrank back into the mud.
Lao Zhang was watching from the side, dumbfounded.
Zhou Ze also opened his mouth.
He suddenly felt that
Since we have to muddle through,
It's better to mix it thoroughly.
The death of a colleague did not cause much commotion, and soon, most of the nearby ghost officials left.
On the steps,
Only Zhou Ze and Lao Zhang were left.
And a young man in sportswear standing not far away.
"Boss, we..."
"I think it's nice to sit here, what do you think?"
"Forehead… "
"It seems you agree."
“Haha…haha…haha…”
A familiar voice came from the bottom of my heart.
"You're awake."
"Um… … "
"You're not afraid of being sensed here, so you dare to show up?"
"Here...isolated..."
Zhou Ze suddenly realized,
The judge Lu also said before,
This is one of the few places that the eyes of the underworld cannot explore.
That's why Ying Gou dared to come out at this time.
"Okay, then you continue to rest. I plan to rest too. It should be more comfortable to sleep in hell."
Zhou Ze turned his head.
Then he said to Lao Zhang:
"Lao Zhang, you haven't slept for a long time. It's not good to meditate all the time. Let's take this opportunity to have a good sleep.
Seven days.
I can sleep for a whole golden week."
"Um, okay..."
Your boss told you to be lazy.
So,
Just be lazy.
When the young man in black who had not left looked back,
I found myself on the steps behind me.
It was less than two meters away from the entrance.
Two people,
Already lying there ready to sleep.
“… … ”Young man in black.
The young man was somewhat confused.
Then he smiled.
immediately,
He also lay down.
It seems that they are ready to sleep together.
Boss Zhou opened his eyes at this time.
Looking at the young man sleeping not far below,
A sense of alertness suddenly rose in my heart.
I am just passively slacking off here.
What about that one
Same as yourself
See through
wrong,
Probably not.
“He… is… waiting… for… someone… to come back…”
Waiting for someone to come back
Zhou Ze took a deep breath.
Is this just waiting for something to happen
Others go to plunder, try their luck, and rely on their own opportunities.
He's waiting here.
Because after seven days,
Everybody get out here.
Is he waiting for something to be brought to him
Are you so confident
Two poor students,
With a top student,
Assigned to a dormitory,
Life always feels a little out of harmony.
"Boss, you really don't want to go in and take a look?"
Lao Zhang felt that since we were here, he might as well go in, take a photo and check in.
"It's very dangerous in there." Zhou Ze said as he looked at the young man in black lying there. This man seemed even more dangerous.
The worst thing is,
What if he thought he had the same plan as him
Suddenly one day I woke up,
I want to have a duel with myself.
How to fight for the qualification to sit back and wait
Zhou Ze sat up again.
I felt my pocket, no cigarettes.
Somewhat upset,
Looking deep into the palace,
To be honest,
I still have the urge to try my luck.
My family is poor.
Yingying was still waiting for herself to buy some food and then go back to buy rice for the cooking.
"By the way, Lao Ying, do you know where this place is
Have you been here before
Or can you sense if there are any undiscovered treasures here?"
"My... home..."