Kang Shengzhe himself is tall and tall, but the circle of friends he posted is very concise. A photo is accompanied by a simple copy with three words: trophy.
The accompanying text is inexplicable, and it is even more incredible to look at the photo carefully. Liang Chulin looked at it for a long time and vaguely recognized that it was a tooth, a human tooth.
Liang Chulin was stunned for a moment, and immediately thought to himself: What is this big-headed ghost, frowning and thinking for a while, still can't think of what this means, teeth are trophies, is it a fight
But don't.
Liang Chulin was shocked. Although he didn't have a deep friendship with Kang Shengzhe, he really didn't want this person to get into trouble. Now that school has just started, it's not good for anything to happen. Out of concern, Liang Chulin clicked Kang Shengzhe's WeChat, took a screenshot of the circle of friends, and quickly asked: - What's going on.
Kang Shengzhe had just posted on his Moments, but apparently he hadn't slept yet, and replied in seconds: —
At this time, there is still time to ask questions, Liang Chulin rolled his eyes unconsciously, "tooth!" ! You got into a fight with someone!
Kang Shengzhe: - No fight.
Liang Chulin looked at a loss: - Where did the tooth come from without a fight
Kang Shengzhe: - My.
Liang Chulin: "..."? ? ? yours? your teeth
You lost a tooth in your twenties for no apparent reason!
Liang Chulin: - What's going on? How could you lose your teeth if you didn't fight? Did you have a car accident
Kang Shengzhe: …
Kang Shengzhe: No, go to sleep.
Liang Chulin asked the question seriously, and the question would never be false. He hurriedly stopped the person: "Wait a minute!" you make it clear!
Kang Shengzhe was probably too lazy to continue to say more, and quickly replied: - Simply being beaten.
... Just getting beaten up and flaunting your lost tooth on your Moments? ? ? And this kind of magic operation
Kang Shengzhe kindly gave a brief explanation. - Good fight, I earn blood.
Liang Chulin: "..."
You made a lot of money this time, but I don't understand it at all!
After saying what he should say, Kang Shengzhe retreated extremely freely, leaving Liang Chulin confused, wanting to ask but nowhere to ask.
It's nothing. Brother Liangliang is so good to people, what did Kang Shengzhe do to get his teeth knocked out by Brother Liangliang? Shouldn't it be the overlord strong...
No no no! Kang Shengzhe should not be such a despicable and shameless person... You must believe in human nature, Liang Chulin!
The more Liang Chulin thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he kept making up his mind. A message from Kang Shengzhe sounded on WeChat, and Kang Shengzhe said: — by the way, I forgot to tell you.
Liang Chulin's heart warmed, and the conditioned reflex thought that Kang Shengzhe was kind enough to come to answer his doubts so that he would not be able to sleep at night due to his current confusion. However, in the next second, Kang Shengzhe said leisurely: - I have a toothache and ask for leave without military training. If there is something in the class, you can Do it for me, remember to do it well, after all, I am a better person.
Liang Chulin: "..."
Brother, will you die
In the middle of the night, he was so angry that Liang Chulin tossed and turned uncomfortably and couldn't fall asleep. After a while, he sat up from the bed, his thoughts were frantic, and he opened the document.
As a member of the Faculty of Letters, what should you do when you are angry? Of course, pick up the pen and write articles! curse him to death!
Liang Chulin thought about it for a while, and was very worried about You Liangxing.
[The mere bastard even delusionally wants to get my idol.]
[Take a look at the tall dog leftover who has bad intentions towards the male gods on campus.]
After the fight, I was still not satisfied, but after all, the central theme was determined. Liang Chulin originally wanted to pick up Kang Shengzhe's heinous behavior, but it was written and written that it was out of control, and he set it up after a while.
Kang Shengzhe, stupid and tall, with a bad heart. He knows how to bully people every day. A two-meter tall, five-year-old, three-thick man, relying on his beautiful appearance, he wants to take advantage of Brother Liangliang.
Liang Chulin kindly reserved the last bit of face for him, and set the character code as lazy, and Liangliang has too many advantages, Liang Chulin hesitated for a long time, and finally named Kukushuai.
The two characters Lazy and Ku Ku Shuai were born, Liang Chulin thought like a spring, and immediately half-fabricated and half-realistically recorded Kang Shengzhe's shameless concern for Liangliang brother. It took a night to start a pen, and there were actually some swearing articles that were originally expected. It's half a joke and half a novel.
After finishing the writing, to catch the typo, Liang Chulin decided to anonymously post the article on a well-known novel forum.
At the last moment before the release, Liang Chulin took a deep breath, possessed his thoughts, and rejected all the names he had thought of before.]
Pressing the send button abruptly, Liang Chulin felt a burst of invigoration. As dawn approached, he put down his phone and fell asleep, feeling exceptionally peaceful.
However, Liang Chulin never thought that this late-night dissatisfied article unexpectedly became the first step for him to finally become one of the future danmei literary gods because of his clear personality...
For a well-behaved and cute little straight man, it's really good luck.
***
After skipping the military training, Kang Shengzhe's life was simply wonderful. After taking the opportunity to roll into You Liangxing's house, he would not leave. When he saw You Liangxing's face again, he had such a beautiful nasal voice that he would laugh out loud in his dreams.
He slept very peacefully all night. Although You Liangxing didn't turn to look at him in the first half of the night for some reason, he fell asleep in the second half of the night and unknowingly became face to face.
Kang Shengzhe stared at it for a long time, only to think that this tooth was worth it. If he had known that there was such a shortcut, he chose to knock out the tooth himself.
The morning light is scattered, bright and dazzling, a new day is coming, there is only ordinary daily life in this room, but for a lazy person like Kang Shengzhe, this kind of daily life is the dream of pursuing the best and most perfect life, living in it , only happy and comfortable.
The first to wake up, Kang Shengzhe secretly reached out to touch You Liangxing's hand under the quilt, his eyes swept across You Liangxing's face from top to bottom, and finally settled on the person's thin lips.
The fleeting touch of yesterday seems to be deeply imprinted in Kang Shengzhe's mind. As long as you want to watch it, you can play it on a loop at any time.
Good lips, good kisses...
Kang Shengzhe blinked, immersed himself in it, and the aftertaste was endless. To put it in an online phrase, it really seemed like he had only received a kiss, and he felt as if he had spent his whole life with the other party.
Tentatively squeezed You Liangxing's palm, You Liangxing didn't respond, Kang Shengzhe's mind flickered, he wanted to kiss those lips again, he held his breath and leaned over, his heart was itching unbearably, but he just didn't dare to put his mouth down.
… Kang Shengzhe really doesn’t feel bad about losing his teeth, but filling his teeth is really troublesome!
Can see but not eat, had no choice but to give up, Kang Shengzhe felt uncomfortable, his body began to roll involuntarily, between movements, suddenly felt that something was not right, he looked down and couldn't help smacking his lips.
Why is it so annoying to be a man
Kang Shengzhe couldn't ignore the punctual response in the morning. He was about to get out of bed and go to the bathroom to solve the problem so as not to be seen by Liangliang, when Kang Shengzhe suddenly had a flash in his mind and thought of a problem.
Before that, he had shared the bed with You Liangxing several times. At that time, how did he avoid it.
As his thoughts deepened, Kang Shengzhe was dumbfounded, thinking back carefully, You Liangxing's biological clock was not normal. Every time it was You Liangxing who started first, I'm afraid he must have bumped into it several times before.
There's no point in hiding.
It would be more interesting to bump into each other face to face. Thinking of You Liangxing's expression that he accidentally saw and then silently looked away, Kang Shengzhe was inexplicably very interested.
But then again, Liangliang is also a man, so he should be...
Kang Shengzhe's expression froze, and he immediately thought of a very serious question. You Liangxing seemed so serious and sober. He doubted, would such a person really have morning reactions
His eyes moved to You Liangxing, who was lying on his side and couldn't see the key parts. Kang Shengzhe swallowed and hesitated again and again, and finally tiptoed to lift the quilt, and stretched his big hands towards You Liangxing's thighs.
***
You Liangxing felt that this picture was quite familiar, but last time he slept in a daze, and this time he pretended to be asleep in a serious manner.
In fact, he woke up long ago, and the biological clock is so loud, how could he not wake up, but Kang Shengzhe also woke up when he opened his eyes, he was startled, and closed his eyes in a conditioned reflex.
The active kiss from last night was still lingering in his mind. You Liangxing didn't know what kind of expression he should use to face Kang Shengzhe.
Just pull it to the sides.
You Liangxing: "..."! ! !
When it was too late, You Liangxing slammed his legs together and sat up. He could no longer pretend to be asleep. He covered the key part with one hand and blurted out, "Kang Shengzhe!!"
Kang Shengzhe's actions were so vulgar, but his face was very magnanimous, You Liangxing said in surprise: "What are you doing!"
His tone was almost questioning, but Kang Shengzhe was not afraid at all. He took out his mobile phone and typed: "Liangliang, don't get me wrong, I just want to..."
"Thinking about what?"
Kang Shengzhe said: - I want to see your JJ.
You Liangxing: "..."
You Liangxing swore to the sky that he had never seen someone so proud to say such brazen words when he grew up. He was so stunned that Kang Shengzhe blinked his eyes. - Just look at it and never tell anyone.
You Liangxing: "Go away!"
While speaking, You Liangxing raised his fist, Kang Shengzhe did not retreat but advanced, and rushed to send the side where he lost his tooth, and typed: - Come, hit here.
You Liangxing paused for two seconds before kicking Kang Shengzhe off the bed with a kick with his long legs.
Stumbled out of the bed, Kang Shengzhe went to the bathroom to take a bath. The ding ding dong in the kitchen indicated that the almighty handsome who was cooking was not in a better mood than at the moment. Kang Shengzhe listened with great interest for more than ten minutes, and knocked on the door of the bathroom.
No matter how upset you are, as long as you call You Liangxing, You Liangxing will still come.
Sure enough, the footsteps were getting closer, and after a while, You Liangxing said coldly outside the door, "What's wrong?"
The tone of voice was not good, but it sounded that he had lost a lot of anger. Across the door, Kang Shengzhe said, "Oh, I forgot to take my clothes."
You Liangxing sneered, "Nonsense."
Kang Shengzhe was looking for a reason to ask You Liangxing to come over, but when he looked back, he saw neat clothes on the shelf, which were punctured on the spot. Kang Shengzhe was not ashamed. Holding up his mobile phone and handing it over: - now there is none.
You Liangxing frowned, turned his head and left, Kang Shengzhe hurriedly shouted, "Hey! Don't! I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong."
Anger turned into anger, You Liangxing really couldn't let Kang Shengzhe talk too much to affect the wound, but he had no choice but to turn around, Kang Shengzhe raised his mobile phone with a clever face. - You bring me the clothes in.
You Liangxing stared at the clothes that Kang Shengzhe had just thrown out on the ground and could still get it with his hands, "Take it yourself."
Kang Shengzhe: - I can't reach it.
You Liangxing: "You think I'm blind?"
Kang Shengzhe blinked and disappeared before the crack of the door, followed by a plop in the bathtub. … The man jumped back into the bathtub.
Simply neurotic.
You Liangxing supported his forehead, picked up his clothes and followed him into the bathroom. Kang Shengzhe sat in the bathtub with a serious face, the floating foam covered the water surface, and the muscles of the upper body exposed were firm, much better than when we first met.
You Liangxing couldn't help but be impressed for a moment, the exercise of the mind really did work. "Put your clothes here, and you will die if you make trouble with me, do you hear me?"
Kang Shengzhe held his phone high. - Don't be so fierce, I'm afraid.
If you were afraid that I wouldn't come in at all, You Liangxing glared at him and turned to leave. As expected, Kang Shengzhe grabbed his wrist.
Knowing that this was bound to happen, You Liangxing snorted coldly, "What exactly do you want to do?"
Kang Shengzhe no longer detours, - coax you.
"Just coaxing me like that?"
Kang Shengzhe: - Of course not. Glancing at You Liangxing, Kang Shengzhe's face suddenly became a little shy, he lowered his head and typed for a long time before showing it to You Liangxing: - Aren't you angry when I saw you JJ just now? As compensation, I will show you mine.
You Liangxing: "..."
The impact of these words was so great that You Liangxing couldn't react for a while. Seeing that Kang Shengzhe was about to get up from the bathtub, he hurriedly pressed Kang Shengzhe back.
"Kang Shengzhe!"
Kang Shengzhe's sincere face: - don't you want to see it
You Liangxing was angry and anxious, "Nonsense!"
Kang Shengzhe's face was full of disbelief, — no, you obviously want to see it.
You Liangxing: "I don't want to watch it!"
Kang Shengzhe smacked his lips, seeing You Liangxing's resolute expression, he quickly changed his tone and followed a good manner. - Liangliang, aren't you curious
You Liangxing frowned and said, "What are you curious about?"
Kang Shengzhe: - I'm more than two meters tall, don't you wonder how tall I am, how big is it
You Liangxing wished he could be deaf on the spot. "Don't be curious, let go!"
Kang Shengzhe shook his head in disbelief.
What's wrong with what he said, staying here with You Liangxing is afraid that he can't help strangling Kang Shengzhe to death!
You Liangxing slammed away the wrist held by Kang Shengzhe, but he didn't want the idiot to hold it so hard, You Liangxing pulled back, and Kang Shengzhe might as well be pulled from the bathtub for a while.
The water splashed, Kang Shengzhe's complexion was dazzlingly white.
You Liangxing obviously didn't want to look at it, but he didn't know what happened at that moment. He turned his eyes around and took a serious look at Kang Shengzhe's key parts.