Du Wei occupied the captain's room... and the two female magicians even did something that seemed to the pirates to be a cursed extravagance...
bath!
When sailing at sea, how much fresh water can there be on board? Only for human consumption! Where is the excess water for other things? Isn't everyone on board dirty, including the captain? It is commonplace not to take a bath for ten days and a half months!
These two women wasted four buckets of fresh water amid everyone's sighs!
Du Wei did not object. His reason is simple: "Anyway, the fresh water on board is allocated according to the original number of people... Now that there are more than 20 people on board, even if some water is wasted, there is no need to worry that it will not be enough later."
He also understands that the girl's desire to take a bath has reached an uncontrollable level!
Even Du Wei himself felt itchy all over his body without taking a bath for so many days, and after being soaked in seawater a few times... seawater is salty, and his body would feel dry and astringent after being soaked in seawater!
While the two witches were taking a bath, he also had his own business to do.
That Captain Jacques Palo was standing in front of Du Wei... This poor guy, not only has his name changed by Du Wei, but now even his outfit is made into strange shapes by Du Wei!
A red turban was wrapped around his head, his beard was tied up by Du Wei, and he was painted with deep eye shadow (drawn with black charcoal from the boat), as well as clothes, shirts, vests, and boots. Because there are no muskets in this world, Du Wei can only give up.
Then, Du Wei asked this guy to pose a few more poses...
I have to say that in the famous Pirates of the Caribbean movie in my previous life, one of the characteristics of Captain Jack is actually... sissy! A ship with a slightly sissy eerie accent, yet full of charm!
The guy selected by Du Wei, after putting on a few sissy poses bravely, Du Wei is already very satisfied.
While Du Wei was playing the real-life cosplay imitation show, the two female magicians were enjoying the fun of bathing in another room.
The pirates on board were in an embarrassing situation.
Because, the little nobleman who captured them asked... to immediately turn to the nearest wharf port!
The captain, first mate, second mate, and bosun were all thrown into the sea by that horrible woman during the battle...
Now, among the remaining pirates on the ship, the one who used to have the highest status...is the chief cook, that is, the ship's cook.
However, this cook, he is the father of Captain Jack Sparrow who was selected by Du Wei.
While the poor pirates are still worrying about their future fate... Although the little noble said it nicely, God knows if they will be caught and hanged as soon as they land
"Why don't we fight them?" A gold tooth tentatively said, "They are only three! Let's block the room and set it on fire..."
The others looked at each other... They all looked at the guy who proposed with idiotic eyes.
That woman is simply a female monster! She can break a person's bones with one kick, and can send a strong man flying more than ten meters away with one kick! hell! Do you think you can burn her to death with a fire
Block them? Won't she kick through the wall and rush out
The so-called rooms on the ship... are actually separated by thin wooden boards!
Just as everyone was talking, the door of the room was pushed open.
With a completely new look, Captain Jack Sparrow strode in... His expression was a little embarrassed. Many pirates glanced at their new ship, and immediately someone whistled: "Oh, look, our captain!"
"Hahaha... Captain Jack... your boat is so beautiful!"
"Yeah! Like a rooster in heat! Haha, fancier than those whores in Port Walker, hahahaha..."
Our Captain Jack looked a little embarrassed, but he quickly coughed a few times... Now he is the captain! He straightened up and walked to the table, and said with a little anger: "Shut up, guys! If anyone says another word, I will put my hat in his mouth! I swear, I will definitely Do that!"
"Oh, look, our captain is angry!"
"Hahahahaha..."
It seems that Captain Jack has not been able to gain authority among the pirates... After all, he was "promoted" by Duwei Jr.
"Okay! Be quiet!" a hoarse voice called out.
It was the cook on the ship, after the ship and the first mate, the second bosun, etc. were all dead (oh, God bless, although they were just thrown into the sea, there was no food and water, only two small wrecks, Who would think that these guys can survive in the vast ocean?), and now the chief cook is the highest-ranking person among the pirates.
The cook seems to be willing to protect his son: "Shut up! What good will it do you to make fun of my son now? Well, come on son, I know you are helpless too. Now everyone's fate depends on You came to help us fight! You are the captain now!"
Captain Jack glanced at his old man and nodded... He was still young, and hadn't acquired some of the problems of these old pirates.
Although he is a pirate, he is also full of passion for adventure in the sea.
The guy picked up a thick roll of cloth from his waist: "This is...he just drew it."
"He? Who? That little nobleman? That little kid?" A pirate laughed.
Jack's face sank slightly, he looked at the pirate, and said in a low voice: "Old Bill, listen! If you want to die, just keep calling him that! Then when he throws you into the sea, I will never I will beg for you!"
"We are all pirates! So am I! So is my father! But, are you going to be a pirate all your life?" The young man raised his head and looked at everyone: "We all know that one day we will die in this damn big At sea! One day, it's sure to happen! Either die in a storm, or be sunk by the imperial navy, or be caught by them and hang on the docks! Our bodies will be pecked by those crows, those seabirds If you eat food, it will be dried by the sun! Turn it into a piece of bacon and hang there for several months! This is the ultimate fate of our pirates! My brothers!"
"I love the sea, and I love adventure at sea...but I don't think being a pirate for life is the best choice...if we had any other choice! Listen, my brothers, now, our little Mr. Noble, he is a man of high status, I can see that! Listen, this is our chance! We can break away from being pirates and become a part of his fleet! We can continue Sailing the seas... and then, changing identities... the private fleet of nobles! No imperial navy will chase us around after our ass! No one will hang us on the dock again! We just change Clothes, cleaner clothes, prettier clothes, more magical clothes, and then we can even hang shoulders with those nasty imperial navy, even drink together, and even, we can ask them to provide us with escort and Protect... look, how wonderful is this?"
Some people also raised questions: "This... But, if we don't want to be pirates, what do we eat and drink? Where does the money come from?"
Captain Jack didn't answer directly—in fact, he didn't know. But he revealed something: "Did you see those two girls? Just now, guess what I saw?"
"Saw them taking a bath? Hahaha, your eyesight is really good..." The gold tooth laughed unscrupulously.
boom!
Before he could finish speaking this time, Captain Jack had jumped over and dented his nose with a punch!
The poor guy screamed, covered his nose with one hand and howled, and pulled out the sharp knife at his waist with the other to fight Jack desperately!
"You idiot! As I said, if you dare to say such things again, I will kill you! You bastard! If you are heard by that woman, you will classify us all!" Jack's face There was a flash of murderous intent!
The pirates all looked at the guy with the flattened nose... no one felt sorry for him, and no one wanted to help him.
Because everyone thinks Jack is right. If this foul-mouthed guy offends that terrible woman, he can only classify everyone!
Or... throwing him overboard tonight is a good choice...
Captain Jack went up and hit him in the face with a knee, and the guy was immediately passed out by him. Then the young man turned around: "Okay, let's continue our topic just now! Guess what I saw?"
No one spoke.
"Magic!" Captain Jack whispered: "It's magic! Those two girls are both magicians! Damn it! What we are facing are magicians... and there are two of them!"
Everyone exclaimed!
For a long time, the awe of magicians in people's hearts has prevailed at this moment, and no one dares to speak rudely anymore!
"I saw with my own eyes that those two girls lit the flames with magic, and dried their clothes in the room... Maybe they did it by cleaning up our dirty hands." Jack on the boat whispered: "We My little nobleman let me see this on purpose, I know very well. This is a deterrent, you should understand. Magicians are not ordinary people! They can kill us at will! Especially that terrible woman, she can't help A magician, and a formidable warrior!"
"It's still the same question... Captain, what benefits do we gain from serving this little nobleman? What do we eat and drink? Will he support us? I don't understand, what else can we do besides being pirates?"
Although the question was still very sharp, it was obvious that these people had a much more respectful tone, and even started calling him "captain".
"I don't know." Captain Jack replied: "But for sure, first, don't forget, we saved his life! We fished him out of the sea. It's a favor, as long as we obey , he will not embarrass us, and he will definitely give us some benefits. As for the second... two magicians! My brothers! Have you ever heard that magicians are short of money?"
Don't worry!
Especially the second point.
Will the magician be short of money
For a long time, in the eyes of ordinary people, a magician is a symbol of wealth! Wherever they go, they are the ones who receive the best treatment, and there are a large number of powerful people who are willing to offer wealth to please them or win them over.
Will the magician be short of money? joke!
In this way, Captain Jack dispelled the last thought of resistance in the hearts of all the pirates. Then he unfolded the rolled cloth: "This is what the little nobleman just drew...our new flag."