7480 must admit that Zhuang Li is a very powerful person. However, after crossing into this slightly supernatural little world and reading the script of the Lord God, it never thought that the host had the possibility of winning this time.
Without the golden fingers of the supernatural beings, it is difficult for the host to deal with the Son of Destiny.
"Master, why do you say that Zhuang Tianer will be unlucky? What are you going to do to her? You don't want to kill her, right?" 7480 said in a panic: "Master, don't do that kind of stupid things, Zhuang Tianer. Your luck is really against the sky, don't try it yourself! Did you see the woman whose butt was bitten by a dog just now?"
7480 flipped through the script, and the speed of his speech also accelerated: "I tell you, there are no one hundred or ninety unlucky people like her! Everyone who tries to hurt Zhuang Tianer will have all kinds of incidents later. All kinds of unfortunate things. Being bitten by a dog is considered a minor thing, and there are people who fall into wells and drown, fall off cliffs and fall to their death, choking to death when eating, and choking to death when drinking water.”
7480 turned to the page of the finale and whispered, "You and Zhuang Jiuge were the worst, because they were executed by Ling Chi! So you must not act rashly!"
Zhuang Li raised his eyebrows and seemed a little surprised by the original owner's tragic ending, but he didn't ask a word. The moment he came to this world, everything had changed, and the script written by the Lord God had no reference significance.
7480 waited for a long time without waiting for the host's consultation, so he had to drag the thick script to indent into the corner and hug his lonely self.
"Where will the gods of this world be?" It shook his head and sighed, missing him a little.
"I will find him." Zhuang Li looked at the distant mountains covered with red clouds, his eyes became extremely deep.
"How do you find it?" 7480 said worriedly: "This is not a modern society, there is no communication channel, and there is no means of transportation between villages. Finding someone is harder than finding a needle in a haystack."
"Then let him come to me." Zhuang Li smiled casually with the corners of his lips hooked. He really wasn't in a hurry at all, because he had already expected such a situation.
"How did you get him to come to you?" 7480 became more confused the more he listened.
"It's very simple, to become a famous person in the world in the shortest possible time."
7480: "...Master, if I didn't know you very well, I would have thought you were bragging! How did you become a celebrity? Do you take part in the imperial examination to become an official?"
"I don't know how to recite poems, let alone write policy arguments. The imperial examination is not suitable for me." Zhuang Li shook his head in denial.
It was the first time that 7480 heard that the host was also not good at things, and it felt very fresh.
It laughed secretly for a long time, and then pointed out another cruel fact: "Master, if you want to participate in the imperial examination, you can't go to the imperial examination. Have you forgotten, you will have a headache when you read the book."
"I have a headache when I read the book." Zhuang Li chewed this sentence carefully, and a ray of light flashed in his eyes.
Only when he finds extremely interesting situations does he show this subtle expression, like a child invited to a game, excited and eager to try.
7480 wanted to know what he found, but he didn't dare to ask. After getting along for a long time, it also has a certain understanding of the host. This is a master who loves to make waves. The more curious you are, the more he hooks you. In short, don't mess with him.
When the two masters were communicating in their minds, Zhuang Jiuge was stretching his neck to look into the house's small courtyard. He was relieved that he didn't find the big yellow dog raised by his grandmother, and repeatedly waved his hands and whispered: "Brother come in quickly, Donkey is out to play!"
Donkey eggs? Zhuang Li raised his eyebrows, not yet matching this funny name with the character.
But he soon knew who Donkey was.
I saw the big yellow dog who had been beaten by the old lady Zhuang with a broom and rolled around from the back of the house, barked full of fangs and roared at Zhuang Jiuge, her cloudy eyes flashing with crazy colors, as if she hated this person so much. .
Zhuang Jiuge spread his arms to protect his brother, then took out a scallion pancake from his arms, shredded it, and threw it at the big yellow dog.
Smell the aroma of food, the first reaction of dogs who have not received formal training is to rush to grab food. But Donkey's reaction was strange. It was clearly spitting out saliva, but it avoided the scallion pancake as if afraid, and then let out a horrified groan.
Seeing this scene, Zhuang Li raised his eyebrows and thought it was very interesting.
However, Zhuang Jiuge seemed to be used to it, and hurriedly shredded the rest of the scallion pancake, smashed it at the big yellow dog, and urged anxiously: "Brother, come into the house! This beast should go crazy again later!"
After Zhuang Li stepped into the wing, Zhuang Jiuge also rushed in and slammed the door.
The two brothers looked out along the crack of the door.
I saw donkey eggs standing in a pile of scallion cake scraps, a line of thick saliva hanging from the corner of his mouth, but his eyes were filled with horror, his four claws wanted to shave the cake scraps, but when he touched a little bit, he wailed. Yelling, as if someone had hit him hard on the head with a stick.
Zhuang Li's slender eyebrows were raised higher and higher, and the corners of his red lips evoked a very interesting arc.
Zhuang Jiuge said indignantly: "This beast really doesn't know what to do. Every time I feed it, it thinks I'm poisoning it! Bah! I'm sorry for my scallion pancake!"
While speaking, Mrs. Zhuang heard the movement and came out. She saw the cakes spilled all over the floor, and immediately pointed at the east wing and yelled angrily: "The prodigal thing that kills a thousand knives! Then I shredded the cakes and threw them to the ground!
"Do you think that the banker's money is blown by the wind? You can't study well, you can't work well, you know how to spoil things all day long! Come out and lick the pancakes on the ground!"
Zhuang Jiuge couldn't hold back, and retorted with a loud voice: "It's the donkey's egg that wants to bite us, so we will tear up the cake and hit it!"
"No one bites the donkey, why does it bite you? Did you abuse it? Can't you hit it with a stone? It's a fart to throw a pancake!"
The old lady Zhuang knocked on the door with a broom: "Come out and pick up the cakes for me. This is your dinner tonight. Don't eat Qing and wait to starve to death!"
Zhuang Jiuge was angry and aggrieved, and choked up: "Nurse, how many times have I said that a donkey is not afraid of stones, but of cakes! Hit it with stones, and it will bite harder; hit it with cakes, and it will I'm afraid. My eldest brother and I study in the house every day, and we haven't provoked it at all. God knows why it only catches us and bites!"
Zhuang Jiuge swallowed his grievance and continued: "It's Zhuang Tian'er! The donkey's egg bites me and my eldest brother must be at the direction of Zhuang Tian'er!"
Old Madam Zhuang slammed the door with a broom pole, and roared angrily: "Why do you always have to climb on Tian'er? You usually don't bully her enough, right? No wonder the donkey bites you, you are being punished!
"Prodigal thing, every day only knows how to spend money, and don't do any work! If it weren't for you two wastes dragged down, our old dealer would even build up the big yard with three entrances!
"In six years, more than a hundred taels of silver have been wasted. Who dares to believe this? Ouch, my heart! Our old banker has committed a crime, why should we support two useless people! You still want to continue the test, and get two or three in the test. If you can't pass the exam for ten years, how much money will be wasted! This day will not pass!"
Old Madam Zhuang sat down outside the door clutching her chest, as if she had been wronged by the sky.
Zhuang Jiuge turned his back against the door, and burst into tears.
He and his eldest brother were indeed very talented when they first started to study. They successively obtained the title of scholar, and it is not difficult to study for a few years and become a jinshi. At that time, grandma treated them very well, giving whatever they wanted, never saying anything, and the big family had to stand aside.
Unexpectedly, the world has changed so quickly, and the two brothers have both contracted a strange disease for some reason. One has a headache when reading and the other has a sore hand when writing.
And Zhuang Tianer didn't know when she got the name of a lucky star, everything went smoothly, the road was smooth, and she also attracted her grandparents.
Today's second room, day by day, is getting more and more difficult, seeing that it is in a situation of incompatibility with the big room and grandma.
Besides reading, I can't do anything else, so what can I do if I don't continue the imperial examination? Do you want to go to the city to be someone else's accountant? The more Zhuang Jiuge thought about it, the more hopeless he felt, and the tears fell even more fiercely.
However, Zhuang Li sat lazily by the window, resting his cheeks with one hand and tapping on the table with the other, looking at all this with a smile on his lips.
Zhuang Tian'er's soft voice came from outside the door: "Mother, don't cry, the neighbors are hiding outside to watch our family's jokes."
"It's all about these two useless jokes!" Mrs. Zhuang stood up with a broomstick, not a single tear on her face, she was all howling dryly.
"Honey, I'm going to bring water to my parents and dig some wild vegetables in the mountains by the way. Would you like to accompany me?" Zhuang Tian'er came in through the crack of the door with a laughing voice.
"Okay, let's go get a basket, let's pick up a rabbit on the way back." Mrs. Zhuang walked away, her face that was still cloudy just now smiling.
It quickly became quiet outside the door. After a while, a creaking sound came from not far away, and Zhuang Tianer and Mrs. Zhuang opened the courtyard door and went out.
In the room, Zhuang Jiuge shrugged his shoulders and cried, but he became more and more sad and sad, his eyes were rubbed red like a rabbit. He is only fourteen years old this year, and he is still young, so he can only vent his grievances like this.
Zhuang Li grinned at him with his chin on his back, without a word of comfort. After he had cried enough, he said casually, "Let's go, my brother will help you treat the donkey eggs."
"How to treat it? Beat it?" Zhuang Jiuge raised his face full of tears.
Zhuang Li smiled without saying a word, opened the door and went out.
Thinking that the crazy donkey was still in the yard, Zhuang Jiuge quickly chased out, lest his brother be hurt.
However, after turning the corner, his anxious expression turned into surprise. I saw my brother squatting on the ground, looking at the donkey with fangs.
The barking of the donkey gradually calmed down from manic to silent again, just for a moment. After it stopped roaring, it slowly squatted down and looked at its elder brother. After a while, seeing that the elder brother still didn't move, it fell down.
Zhuang Jiuge went to his brother lightly, and asked silently with his mouth: "How did you do it, brother?"
He had never seen such a good ass.
Only then did Zhuang Li stretch out his hand, grab the donkey's front paws, turn it over, belly up, four paws up, and continue to stare at its eyes.
Donkey Dan only struggled for a moment before being attracted by these dark and deep eyes, fell into a dazed state, then closed his eyelids and slowly fell asleep.
Zhuang Li let go of his hand, and the donkey egg continued to sleep with all four of his feet facing the sky.
Zhuang Li counted twenty in his mind, then snapped his fingers.
The donkey suddenly woke up, and the four claws kicked and kicked for a while before turning over and looking at the two humans squatting in front of him.
Zhuang Jiuge gasped in fright, and immediately raised his hand to cover his face, lest he would be bitten.
But a strange thing happened. Donkey looked at the two of them with clear eyes, wiggled his nose and let out a coquettish moan, and finally got up with a grunt, and circled around the two of them, occasionally rubbing their calves with their stomachs. As he rubbed against it, he was swept away by a scent, and ran to the crumbs in the yard like a cheer, and added a clean one.
Zhuang Jiuge was stunned and murmured: "Why has the donkey changed? No, it's not changed. It was like this when it first came to our house. It's normal. Brother, what did you do to it?"
He hurriedly turned to look at his brother, and urgent question marks appeared in his eyes.
7480: "...Master, do you know how to spell?"
Chapter 155 Science God Stick VS Koi Luck Fairy 04 ┃ 7480: The old rules, first a moment of silence for the Son of Destiny.
"It's not a magic trick." Zhuang Li stood under the eaves and looked at the big yellow dogs who were full of joy in the courtyard.
Zhuang Jiuge immediately retorted: "Impossible! Brother, you must have lifted Zhuang Tian'er's sorcery, right? I actually always knew that Zhuang Tian'er was abnormal! The donkey changed after eating what she gave her.
"In the past, donkeys always liked to spin around me, but then they bit me when they saw me, and didn't go out to find other dogs. They slept in the yard every day, as if they were sick. Brother, you can do magic, right? You know Zhuang Tian'er What's the matter?"
Zhuang Li originally wanted to explain, but when he saw Zhuang Jiuge's frantic eyes, he could only sigh with a smile: "Then you can treat me as a magician."
He had no way of explaining psychology to an ancient man because they couldn't understand even the most basic concepts.
"Brother is really amazing!" Zhuang Jiuge easily accepted this setting, and asked one sentence after another: "Brother, what kind of magic was applied to the donkey's egg? How did you help it get rid of it? Will it be used in the future? Zhuang Tianer was hurt?"
"The donkey's egg has been sealed. What you have seen over the years is not the real one, do you understand?" Zhuang Li said speciously.
Zhuang Jiuge suddenly realized, and then indignantly said: "I understand! Zhuang Tianer has locked the soul of the donkey! She is so vicious!"
7480: "So it is! Zhuang Tianer can lock her soul, her golden fingers are too big!"
Zhuang Li: "..."
"Brother, let's put the donkey egg into the mountain. I'm afraid Zhuang Tian'er will harm it again!" Zhuang Jiuge showed a look of fear.
"No, if you find that the donkey is abnormal again in the future, just snap your fingers in its ear like I did, and it will recover naturally. But you'd better avoid Zhuang Tian'er when you do this, don't let her find out. ." Zhuang Li snapped his fingers in his brother's ear.
Zhuang Jiuge repeatedly imitated this action, nodded and said, "Brother, don't worry, I won't let Zhuang Tian'er discover our secret."
Hearing the snap of his fingers, Donkey Dan immediately ran over and circled around Zhuang Jiuge, rubbing his head against his thigh from time to time, and the light of attachment flashed in his eyes.
Seeing these clear and flawless eyes, Zhuang Jiuge came out of sadness for some reason, squatted down and hugged Donkey's head, buried his face in its neck, and wept silently.
Over the years, he didn't know how he survived. He clearly knew that Zhuang Tian'er was weird, and he knew that some things around him were abnormal, but he couldn't do anything.
"Don't cry, go back to the room and lie down, my brother will help you heal your hands." Zhuang Li rubbed his brother's head.
Zhuang Jiuge raised his head suddenly, his face full of disbelief.
7480: "Master, what else do you know? Can you even cure intractable diseases? Master, you are amazing!"
Zhuang Li: "..." Although I really wanted to scold an idiot, I wanted to laugh even more. This system is a sledgehammer.
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Zhuang Jiuge quickly lay down on the bed.
Zhuang Li sat beside the bed, pointed to the beam above his head and said, "Did you see that plaque on the beam?"
Zhuang Jiuge stared at a mildew spot on the beam, nodded and said, "I see."
"Look at it, don't blink, keep looking at it, and slowly you will find that it starts to move, it moves slightly, it lengthens and shortens, and it turns into a rabbit.
"That's the Jade Rabbit in the Moon Palace, with snow-white fluff and ruby-like eyes, watching you quietly. Did you see it?" Zhuang Li pressed his voice very softly and soothingly.
Zhuang Jiuge's bright eyes became misty in the gurgling narration, and then completely lost focus.
"I saw it," he replied dazedly.
"When you see it, just follow this jade rabbit and walk forward, it will take you to the Moon Palace, where the night is shrouded, the breeze is cool, and there is a strong fragrance of osmanthus. You smell these fragrances, blowing the cool breeze. , your eyelids are getting heavier and heavier, you are about to fall asleep." Zhuang Li leaned over and looked at Zhuang Jiuge.
Zhuang Jiuge closed his eyes with his whisper, and fell into a deep sleep, with a fascinated smile on his face. His forehead, which was sweating from the heat, slowly became dry, and it seemed that the cool wind was actually blowing.
Zhuang Li whispered in his ear: "Now, please make a fist with both hands, don't use force, just hold it loosely."
Zhuang Jiuge's two hands on his side clenched loosely into fists.
Zhuang Li's voice became softer and softer: "Chang'e found you sleeping under the osmanthus tree, so she turned you into a seed and sprinkled it into the world. You were lifted up by a breeze, hovering in the air and falling, spinning gently. Son. It's like sleeping in a cradle, and it's wonderful.
"You are too relaxed, too comfortable, all the sadness, confusion and helplessness are dissipated in the wind. You start to take a big breath. Your burden is gone, you are a brand new self."
Zhuang Jiuge began to inhale deeply, exhale deeply, the expression on his face became more and more relaxed and intoxicated.
He seemed to have drifted into heaven, so happy that he didn't know what was going on.
Zhuang Li did not let him continue to float, but said in a deep voice: "You finally landed gently on the soil, surrounded by a dense forest, and a few tall trees stood around you, snatching away the projections from the sky. sun and rain, you start to feel cold."
Zhuang Jiuge really began to shiver, and there was a layer of goose bumps on the back of his hand. He experienced everything Zhuang Li said in his dream, and he fully experienced every feeling Zhuang Li described.
7480 looked silly.
Zhuang Li continued: "You feel cold, so you slowly dig into the soil. It's warm and safe there."
Zhuang Jiuge no longer trembled, and a dreamy smile appeared on his face again.
"But you still lack sunshine and rain, you'll be thirsty, you'll be hungry, and you have to germinate yourself to meet the warm sunshine and sweet rain outside. They will give you strength."
Zhuang Jiuge's expression changed from dream to determination. He lay up straight, with energy from the hair to the toes, as if he was really trying to break the ground.
Zhuang Li speeded up his speech: "You finally grew two leaves, pulled out fresh stems, and smelled the sun and rain. But they are still too far away from you, you have to grow as fast as you can. The tree grows taller and stronger, to break the branches on your head and fight for a clear sky for yourself. The wind can't blow you down, the rain can't knock you down, you clench your fists and try to grow."
Zhuang Jiuge really clenched his fists and his cheeks were flushed.
Zhuang Li emphasized: "Finally, you have grown up, you are bigger than any tree around you, you are stepping on thick soil under your feet, and the vast sky above your head, the sun and rain are pouring on you, comforting you. With you, bring you endless power.
"You are the strongest tree in this forest, and you are the most indestructible tree in the world. From now on, as long as you clench your fists, no difficulty can break you.
"You are strong and safe now, and no one can hurt you, so you can rest for a while, sleep, sleep in peace.
"Wait a minute, I'll count from five to zero, and when I do, you'll be fully awake. You'll feel refreshed, refreshed, and radiant."
Zhuang Li stroked Fuzhuang Jiuge's thick dark circles in the air, and gave him a sweet dream.
He left the kang, sat back by the window, and looked at the big yellow dog running happily outside.
7480 was stunned for a while before asking in horror, "Master, you can actually hypnotize?"
"What's so strange about this? I can manipulate Zong Zhengming's dreams at will, so that he can fall deeply into me, and I can manipulate Si Ming's mood at will, so that he can forget his pain and fear. These are all psychological hints. Means. From these details, you should have guessed that I am proficient in psychology." Zhuang Li closed his eyes and said calmly.
7480: "Maybe my IQ is relatively low, I really didn't guess."
Zhuang Li was amused by the stupidity of the system.
7480 quickly reacted: "Master, I know! That dog is not locked, but hypnotized! Zhuang Tianer also understands hypnotism?"
Zhuang Li lightly rubbed his eyebrows with his fingertips and speculated: "I guess her golden fingers are not against luck, but advanced hypnotism. That dog was indeed hypnotized by her.
"The brain mechanism of animals is very simple, so when they are hypnotized, it is not their thoughts and consciousness that are suppressed, but their ability to condition their reflexes. They will desire to eat, but they will be afraid of eating, and their behavior will be disordered.
"Zhuang Tianer's rumors that she is a lucky star makes people in this village fear her, respect her, and even believe in her. She has thus established an unparalleled authority, and authority is an indispensable condition for collective hypnotism.
"So, the vast majority of people in this village were also hypnotized by her. This is a kind of hypnosis in a sober state, and the subject has no idea why he did that, but when facing Zhuang Tianer, They will naturally like her and help her. With these overt and secret help, she will have everything going smoothly, the road will be smooth, and she will have whatever she wants."
7480 asked in a low voice, "Why are people who don't like her unlucky again?"
"It's very simple, because of psychological suggestion. The essence of hypnosis is actually psychological suggestion. Zhuang Tianer planted such a belief in everyone's subconscious - whoever treats her well will be lucky; whoever treats her badly will be unlucky. Because of her authority, no one would doubt this psychological suggestion.
"Those who treat her badly will be worried that they will encounter bad luck, so they panic, but the more panic they are, the more wrong they will do. This is the Murphy effect.
"Wrestling while walking, biting your tongue while eating, losing money, arguing... All these trivial things will be regarded as retribution for bullying Zhuang Tianer.
"As time goes by, her setting of a lucky star will become deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and her mental control over these villagers will become stronger and stronger. No one can break free from her clutches.
"People who have experienced hypnosis many times tend to fall into a hypnotic state more easily. That is to say, as long as Zhuang Tianer makes a casual remark or even a suggestive look, the people in this village will immediately become her puppets. , do what she wants.
"The original owner's headache and Zhuang Jiuge's hand pain were all given by her psychological suggestion. In a awake state, hypnosis can still be performed, which is called awake hypnosis."
Zhuang Li shook his head and sneered: "What lucky star, Koi, is just a hypnotist with no moral bottom line."
7480 was stunned. It also thought it was a semi-spiritual world!
"Okay, I'm going to treat my headache, please keep quiet." Zhuang Li said in a deep voice.
7480 quickly covered his mouth and tucked his fat body into the corner.
It could sense what the host was thinking, and its eyes widened.
Fuck! The Great Demon King is indeed the Great Demon King! He actually imagined himself as a black hole, the crazy whale swallowing all the fears remaining in the original owner's mind.
The psychological imprints made by Zhuang Tianer are like endless thorns, wrapping the original owner's consciousness and subconscious into a mess that can't be sorted out, but they are completely smashed by the host in an instant and stripped clean!
Three seconds later, Zhuang Li had opened his eyes and yawned lazily.
7480: "..." Okay, it's the old rules, let's say a moment of silence to the Child of Destiny.