Meng Fuyao was full of gold hairpins, a suit of emerald jewels, and a hip-hop-style cave outfit, sitting stiffly beside the conqueror and someone.
Lord Zhan is so handsome today, the golden crown of Tuanlongwang robes, against which the black eyebrows are lifelike, the scarlet color that ordinary men wear is very gaudy, but wearing it on him makes people feel bright, I have to sigh Clothes are also up to people to wear, and they never disappoint their good looks and good figures.
Today is the birthday of Emperor Taiyuan, Qi Hao. At noon, sixteen banquets will be held at the Qingyun Hall, accompanied by high-ranking civil and military officials from his own country, to entertain envoys from all over the world. Emperor Taiyuan seems to be in poor health, so he only came out for a while at noon. , raised his glass to the envoys, said a few polite words, and drove away, leaving the others to continue enjoying the palace banquet.
Tiansha is the most powerful country, and His Royal Highness is the emperor's younger brother, so he is the most respected, and Zhan Beiye, who is extraordinary in appearance and temperament, is naturally the object of everyone's baptism.
As an excellent female companion of the Prince of War, Meng Fuyao knew that she must be lucky enough to be observed, so she went into battle with a ginger face, hairpins, and fishing nets, with two rings on each of her ten fingers, and a dozen gold bracelets on each arm. , Jingding all the way, the specially selected incense powder is a box of copper in the night market, the fragrance is overwhelming, wherever you pass, you sneeze and sneeze together.
Meng Fuyao's fishnet outfit was even more attractive. She dug out all the butterflies in a good Xiangfei purple pleated gold butterfly dress, leaving only butterfly-shaped hollows, revealing the white cloth inside. skirt.
If it wasn't for the fear of being dragged out and beaten violently by the Taiyuan Imperial Forest Army in the name of desecrating the royal family, Meng Fuyao originally planned to wear underwear outside.
The Palace of Qingyun is resplendent and magnificent, Meng Fuyao is colorful, the faces of all the envoys are purple, and the battle against Beiye is as if nothing happened.
Meng Fuyao waited for the emperor to leave, and immediately waved to the palace servants, "waiter!"
Waiter was at a loss and didn't know what to do, Meng Fuyao looked at him with disgust and astonishment, and demanded righteously, "Give me a piece of carp!"
There was an uproar in the whole hall, whispers were heard, mullet is stinky salted fish, very lowly food, something only eaten by the coolies of the low class people in the Seven Kingdoms, people with a little bit of status don't bother to mention it, let alone now On the solemn occasion of Taiyuan Emperor Guoshou.
Taiyuan Master of Ceremonies stared at Zhan Beiye with a dark complexion. Zhan Beiye put a glass of wine on his lips and drank it without a pause. Pressed by Ru Ren, "My lord, what is this king looking at? You are so dignified that you don't even want to take out a carp to entertain guests?"
After being swept away by Zhan Beiye, the master of ceremonies felt his heart jump like being hit by Tiemu, and a layer of cold sweat immediately broke out on his back. Then he remembered the reputation of this prince who killed people without blinking an eye. Zhan Beiye, they have been scared by him all these years, and Zhan Beiye's stare can make them pee their pants in fright. Now it looks really good, not to mention that Zhan Beiye's words are mean, and it's really ugly to spread, so hurry up and order the palace People go out of the palace to buy the stinky fish.
The squid was brought up, and the gold plate and silver cups matched the blackened fish. The imperial chef specially sprinkled spices, but it still couldn't stop the strong penetrating power of the stench. The distinguished guests on both sides of the hall frowned, covered their noses and turned around. , The bottom of the buttocks seems to have pins and needles, and I can't sit still.
Meng Fuyao munched left and right, and couldn't stop telling Zhan Beiye, "Come on, have a piece, the food of inferior people sometimes tastes real. It's not princes and grandchildren like you who have no chance. I won't give it to ordinary people. .”
Zhan Beiye stared at the stinky salted fish whose color and smell were very abstract, his eyes changed and his complexion changed, Meng Fuyao waited for him to explode with a smile, let's make trouble, get angry, let's flip the table, this is the Taiyuan state banquet, even if you are the prince of another country My lord, it's too outrageous that I will be expelled.
At worst, it's okay to drive out this slutty girl.
Meng Fuyao wandered around Zhan Beiye's vital acupoint with vicious eyes, and had the urge to poke his finger there. If Zhan Beiye hadn't locked her true energy so that she couldn't escape, would she need to eat this stinky thing? She hates fish the most!
Zhan Beiye stared at the salted fish for a while, then at Meng Fuyao who had a provocative and unruly expression, and suddenly reached out his hand to take the stinky fish over.
In front of everyone, amidst gasping, His Royal Highness Lie Wang finished eating the piece of salted fish like no one else was around.
After finishing it, I thought about it carefully, nodded and said, "Yes, it has a real taste."
With a dark face, Meng Fuyao said resentfully, "I didn't finish talking just now, but it actually smells like toilets."
Zhan Beiye scratched her face like a knife, and said for a while, "You eat better than me."
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Unable to sit for a while, Meng Fuyao asked again, "I want to relieve myself."
You can't follow me after I relieve you, can you? Meng Fuyao smiled triumphantly, although this idea is vulgar, it is still very useful.
Zhan Beiye raised his hand and drank the wine in the glass, and replied very naturally, "Let's go together."
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Go together, let's go together, I still don't believe you followed into the women's toilet, Meng Fuyao froze for a second, and replied with a smile on her face, "Okay, together."
His Royal Highness Lie Wang and his female companion both went to relieve themselves, passing through all the weird eyes, and walked out calmly, their own eunuchs took them to the men's and women's clean rooms, Meng Fuyao felt bad when he saw the clean room, and the men and women cleaned the room They were facing each other, and there was a carved partition on the wall, and the head could be vaguely seen. In other words, if he wanted to open the window, Zhan Beiye would definitely be able to see it.
As soon as he turned his head and saw Zhan Beiye's expression, he immediately became angry. Seeing his unmoved appearance, he must have known about the toilet settings of the Taiyuan Palace long ago!
Meng Fuyao flicked up her skirt angrily, and strode into the toilet. She said it was a toilet, but it was actually an ordinary room with a Gong bucket, and a lacquered box on one side filled with dried dates. Meng Fuyao sat down on the Gong bucket in deep thought. , Contemplating how to escape, subconsciously grabbed the dried jujube and ate it while contemplating. After eating for a long time, I remembered that it seemed that this thing was used to stuff the nostrils to prevent odor.
Thinking of this, Meng Fuyao hurriedly threw away a half-gnawed jujube, and fixed his eyes on the suspiciously colored granular objects on the jujube. A feeling of nausea immediately arose, and he jumped up and vomited at Gongtong.
After a few mouthfuls, I heard someone exclaim in surprise, "What's wrong with this lady?"
Meng Fuyao looked up and saw two court ladies coming out from a small door. The door was hidden behind a screen, so you can't find it if you don't pay attention. Looking through the crack of the opened door, you can vaguely see rows of Gong barrels, about It is the big clean room in the palace, and behind those barrels, you can still see a half-open skylight.
Meng Fuyao rolled his eyes, an idea came to him.
"This sister, save me!" Meng Fuyao made a big turn, got up from the Gong bucket, tears streaming down her face, "Save my child!"