I stood up abruptly and said loudly: "What conveys the secrets of heaven is nothing more than using people, or using white sand and clear water to grind it, writing on plain paper, and when it dries, you can’t see the handwriting. When it's smoky and scorched, the words will appear. What's so rare about this?"
The audience is silent, everyone is looking at me, my brothers have touched their hands to their arms, there are short knives and sharp edges.
I looked at Master Ma, but I didn't see the panic.
I frowned and looked at Master Ma who was still smiling.
A middle-aged man suddenly jumped out and shouted, "You said it's not a secret, what's the matter with the cow?"
"This..." I couldn't help but say hard, "Whether it is the melon seedlings or the painting, it must be a trick or a blinding trick, and it will definitely not be a fairy!"
"This layman." The big man still cursed at me, but Master Ma Zu suddenly opened his mouth and said: "You said it's not a fairy, then you have heard the story of the fairy pear planting?"
I froze for a moment, then Master Ma Zu did not wait for me to answer, just like preaching, following the method:
"According to legend, there was a countryman who sold pears at the market. The taste was delicious, but the price was extremely high.
I happened to run into a taxi, dressed in torn clothes and hats, begging for a car, repeatedly unable to drive away, wanting to ask for a pear to quench his thirst.
The villagers were angry and scolded them, attracting a lot of onlookers.
The Taoist priest said:'There are hundreds of pears in a car, and the poor Tao only asks for one, and there is no major loss to the layman, so why bother to get angry. '
Others have persuaded them, and they said: "You are a car of pears, just pick the worst one and let him go. '
The villager refused, saying:'My car is all good, which is not worth three or five pennies, how can it be easily given away? '
A cousin in the hotel on the roadside was impatient with the noise. He paid for one and gave it to the Taoist priest. Then he said:'Everyone is gone, don't stop here and delay business. '
The Taoist priest thanked him and said:'The monks are not stingy, there are hundreds of good pears, and I would like to share it with everyone. '
Everyone laughed, and one person questioned:'Since you have pears, you can eat your own. Why bother to come here to scold you? '
The Taoist priest said:'The lay layman does not know something, and the poor Tao needs this nuclear for seeding. '
The Taoist priest finished speaking, ate the pear three times, took off the spatula on his shoulder, dug a small hole to bury the core, and asked others for hot water. Everyone laughed as they listened, just as a Taoist priest went crazy.
Those who do good things really find a bowl of hot water in the roadside store.
The Taoist took it, bowed and thanked him, and then poured it on the soil.
Everyone found it interesting, and they all watched around, and the people who sold Lixiang were also among them. When it was a miracle, they craned their necks and focused their attention, almost forgetting their own business.
Suddenly, the young shoots broke out of the soil, growing taller and bigger, and it was magical. In a blink of an eye, they bloomed and bear fruit, and a great pear hung a tree.
Everyone exclaimed. The Taoist priest said with a smile:'The pears on the branches can be picked at will. '
Everyone only said that it was immortal pears, and they could live forever after eating them. They rushed to them and robbed them. People who sold pears also rushed to pick them, saying that this was his seed he should have, but he was overthrown several times. I have never touched it, and I feel embarrassed and annoyed.
The crowd divided the pears and asked Taoist priests to plant them again.
The Taoist priest laughed and said:'After eating the pears, there will be no more pears. '
Speaking of cutting down the tree with a small shovel, he chopped it for a long time, and then he carried the branches and leaves on his shoulders and drove away.
The Taoist priests have already left, and everyone is holding pears. Some have already eaten them, some are eating them, and some are reluctant to eat them. They are holding them carefully to take them home, and they are scattered one after another.
The people in selling pears think that this fairy pear is obviously their own seed, but they don't have any points. They feel unfair, but they have to give up. However, when I turned around, my car of pears had disappeared. I was so panicked that I rushed over to take a closer look, only to find that one of the handlebars was gone!
At this time, the pear seller suddenly understood.
The pears the Taoist asked everyone to pick were actually his own. Looking at the broken handlebars, they were also freshly chopped.
The villagers were furious and hurried to catch up. Turning around the corner, they saw that the broken handle was thrown under the wall. It was undoubtedly the handle of the pear tree cut by the Taoist priest.
The villagers picked it up and continued to chase, but the Taoist priest had long since disappeared, and there was no way to chase him.
The people of a city laughed happily. "
After Master Mazu finished speaking, some people laughed when they heard the way out.
Master Ma Zu said to me: "The Taoist who plays the world is Lu Zu, do you think he is an immortal? Does he use immortal law?"
Before I came back, the people nearby had already said in unison: "Lu Zu is naturally an immortal, and he is naturally using immortal methods!"
"Lu Zu grows pears and I grow melons. He takes them from the mortal world and I take them from the sky. His is a fairy law, but you say that I am not a fairy law. What is the reason for this?" Master Ma Zuo grinned. Everyone laughed.
I was a little embarrassed, but still retorted: "I think that Taoist must not be Lu Zu. The pear-seller farmers worked hard to grow pears, harvest pears, and sell pears. The pears are so sweet. It must be because of their good intentions, hard care and cultivation. , Can only produce such a good pear. Even if the price is higher, it is the value of its hard work. Even if it is stingy not to eat pears, it is his freedom. Maybe he is in need of those three or five pennies to support his family. Such a villager, just because If you don’t give the Taoist pears, the Taoist priest will give away all his pears. That’s all, he has to chop off the handlebars and destroy the car. How can a Taoist priest with such a small family and such an immoral conscience be an immortal? Lu Zu?"
Master Ma Zu was stunned, and then smiled: "What a layman with sharp teeth, no matter whether it is appropriate for him to do so, just say you, do you want to be that stupid pear seller?"
The people sometimes laughed, and some of them just thought that what I said had some truth, but also put the truth behind...
Master Ma shook his head and said: "I see you look savage and hostile, I am afraid that you are not coming from the right path."
"Nonsense! You are the one who deceives the crowd!" I shouted angrily and ordered it to be taken down.
"Who is the demon, who is the immortal, after you take you down, you will know after a try." Master Ma Zu laughed, and suddenly shouted: "Friends! Take him down and let me take a photo with Shamisen real fire. , See if he is a man or a ghost!"
Those people, when they heard that I was a ghost, some hurriedly backed up, and some actually rushed up!
"Take the demon way first!" I ordered loudly, and the six brothers immediately drew out short knives.
Master Ma Zu pointed at my six brothers with his finger, and said loudly, "There are a few more over there, with short knives, and they are really trying to do something wrong!"
Those people flocked to my brother again.
We are only seven people, but there are a hundred of these people. Being crowded by them, it is not easy to directly hurt people. It really makes me unable to use it.
I can't worry about hiding my identity anymore, and directly said loudly: "I am Da Ming Jinyiwei! Who dares to be presumptuous!"
Those people were taken aback, and more people retreated.
Jin Yiwei's name is still very shocking.
I was relieved just now, and Master Mazu coldly snorted: "There are many ghosts in the center, who knows that you are humans or ghosts! Everyone! Take them down first, let me use the shamisen real fire to find out. It is not too late to let them go. If it is a monster, we will take them first as a gift to God and the Son of Heaven!"
Those people still flinched. At this moment, I noticed Master Ma made a look.
I saw a dozen strong men who took the lead and rushed up to surround us. When the people saw someone coming up, they also rushed up.
I discovered that the dozen or so strong men are not ordinary people, and their fists are much harder!
I wanted to resist, but my fists were harder than my four hands. I was flanked from left to right, besieged up and down, and finally fell to the ground.
Then someone brought a rope to tie us up.
I yelled, hoping my brothers around would hear it.
But it's very strange that the trouble here is so fierce, not only did we not see the hand of the small flag, but even the remaining ten brothers of mine did not see any movement!
We were sturdy, and Master Ma Zu commanded us to put us in a circle, and then said: "Everyone retreat, lest they violently hurt people when I use the shamisen real fire!"
The people stepped back one after another. I noticed that the dozen or so strong men were obviously maintaining order!
They came prepared!
Did they know our identity a long time ago? Had you known we would come
I feel bad in my heart!
Master Ma Zu held a strange colored glass bottle with red liquid inside, and saw that he was muttering words, combining the bottle with the candlelight, and it turned out to be a strange lamp.
Then, Master Ma Zu held the lamp and shook among us!
"Ah!" The surrounding people looked at us and exclaimed.
I looked around and saw the faces of my brothers, and I couldn't help but change their colors.
I saw the faces of the brothers were dark and unclear, red and blue into ghosts, indigo indifferent, like ghosts with blue faces, red hair and wide mouth and fangs!
The lamp in Master Ma Zu's hand flickered.
Looking at the eyes of the people when they look at us, they have turned into fear, disgust and even hatred.
I secretly yelled badly in my heart!
Master Mazu sneered: "Sure enough, he is not a good person." He turned and said loudly to the people: "Lock them up! On September 14th, we will sacrifice the flag to them!"
The people should be...
My brothers and I were thrown into a ruined house.
After we communicated, we discovered a situation, that is, those big guys are actually located in the nearest place to the few of us, and they are the blackest ones.
This means that we have been discovered long ago!
They surround us, just to control us at the right time!
Why do they know that we are members of the government, this is too late to consider.
Because the truth may be cruel.
The most important thing now is that we must break out to report!
September 14th, they want to counter!
But those guys seem to be very familiar with our methods. They took apart the collars and cuffs of the blades, letters and arrows that we put on, and took away the gadgets inside.
However, this is certainly not difficult for us, Daming Jinyiwei!
We were suffering for two days. They never opened the door to come in, nor did they deliver food or water, but there were always two people guarding at the door, and they did not talk to us, so many tricks I thought were lost.